Is Springfield in Hell?

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>>81443270
Time loop.

>>81444677
give me your best theory about that, i double dare you nigger

>>81444771
Springfield is stuck in a loop similar to groundhog day.
The outside world changes around them.
Details about Springfield flux as necessary to remain connected to outside universe.
To enter Springfield is to become part of the loop.
To leave Springfield is to no longer be a part of it.
Remaining within is a type of unaware immortality.
Somehow this is Bender's fault.

>>81444771
It's a TV show that has run for 27 years and crossed many writers' hands. That's my best Simpson's theory.

>>81445115
You must be a real blast at funerals.

Just like Ed, Edd, and Eddie, it's purgatory. Notice how almost nobody in Springfield is Catholic? That's because the Catholics are all in heaven.

Also no Muslims. No prizes for guessing where they are.

>>81445605
But there's a church and shit

>>81446070
theyre disgusting protestants

>>81446070
Those are protestants.

>>81445605
There's even a scene where the Simpsons go to heaven and everyone there is Catholic.

>>81446409
>One religitard shaming another