Post your favourite Kitchen Nightmares keks
>Is that big here
>N-No, the kids eat it
>Oh shit, really?
>>81441612
>when Nino pulls out the pictures of him cleaning the restaurant
>>81441612
>poor kids
wew
I like when he finds a chef he actually wants to succeed
>>81441612
I mean the USA one is funny but the fucking insert sounds they do and the clear scripting is sometimes just too much for me.
The UK one while not as funny was generally Gordon showing them new dishes from scratch and stuff
>>81441612
Everything in Sebastians
>>81441756
The USA one has worse restaurants and more crazies for sure, but sometimes the product placement is unbearable. Did you see that one with the Old Neighbourhood restaurant? Was one of the most shocking places I've ever seen, but instead of seeing Gordon overhaul it it was 40 minutes of him gipping at the food and shouting followed by the world's most elaborate advert for this kitchen appliances maker.
Not sure what my biggest kek was, but the biggest cringe was definitely Amy's
The best was the one with the two sisters in Boston, with the busboy who imagined himself to be the manager and the waitress who encouraged Gordon to get the worst dishes.
>>81441976
>>81441612
What episode is this from?
>>81442436
Classic American
>>81441964
wtf
>>81441964
ep?
>>81442523
>>81442524
Hotel Hell Town's Inn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUg4trIDr9s
The one Greek restaurant were the waitress sister wouldn't stop crying and all her family members would yell at her whenever she started.
>>81442566
You're a saint
>>81442607
Yanni's
A real classic
>pumpkin hummus
Kek
>>81442680
I am just someone who watched the Ramsays shows way to much and way to often
>>81442566
SHART
>>81441612
>that fedora balding nu male 20 year old who had his inheritance robbed by his aussie father
Post wholesome Ramsay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1WYbDYGEAI
>>81442790
The Burger Kitchen featuring the Meat Sculptor and David Blaine
Yes indeed a very good episode
>>81441612
This blinky sweaty fucker right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aDnr65MnjQ
>>81442791
I ate there, it was pretty good
Post qt waitresses pls
>it's a qt waitress stuck in her dead end job at a terrible, failing restaurant is charming and smiley episode
:3
>>81442374
ep ?
Where's that one episode where the waitress is overtly hitting on Ramsay?
>>81442882
La Galleria 33 it's a 2 parter
>>81442791
>When Ramsay goes for that handshake
He's so awkward during the whole thing. Jesus, what a fag.
>>81442887
MART
>>81442607
I want tocalmthat waitress
>>81442903
all of them
>>81442942
thx
>>81442942
I'm watching it right now, kek.
>>81443408
>>81443305
Sarah literally does not give a fuck when she recommends the worst dishes
>>81442566
What the fuck dude diarrhea or not, who fucking shits on a mat? What the FUCK?
Niggers gonna nig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBeZApnLbCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2zVw5W61s
>>81443482
I did once on a bath mat when I had norovirus, and was already busy throwing up - not fun
>>81442374
>We have seafood ravioli special
KEK
Based
>>81443520
Well okay but you'd throw the mat away.
>>81443478
>seafood ravioli
Hands of my qt.
>>81443595
Damn right I did
>SHE WILL NEVER BE YOUR GF
>>81441756
the uk one actually shows him trying to help the restaurant with matter of fact tips on saving money, attracting customers running it better and and no facking bleeps.
>>81442942
Sarah is the greatest thing ever
She looks so happy every time she says "frozen"
The Capri episode is probably my favorite. It's the perfect mixture of comedy and feel good. The two brothers that own the place are like hilariously awful at their job.
>>81443602
That smile afterwards, fucking kek
>>81442903
Every episode. He's an alpha male.
>>81443925
The fucking busboy !
'ZA
NICE AND HOT
>>81443960
No. He's the manager.
They need to make new episodes of this with Heston Blumenthal.
>restaurant is failing
>they call in heston
>"right, we need carbon frozen quails eggs on a bed of lightly rustled candy floss"
>restaurant fails
>>81444017
ahahahahaha
I just lost it ahahahahaha
>>81441684
>>81444061
How have Little Chef been doing since he revamped them?
>>81441964
>>81441964
This lady was a nut....
The whole hotel was filled with her random shit, customers couldn't keep anything in the closets because she had them full of her shit and padlocked. All drawers had random shit in them bobbypins, nails, receipts, random shit. There was all kinds of weird shit on the walls that was supposedly for sale like salvation army hats and baskets that were filled with dead bugs.
Also whats with the lady that follows her around as an "unpaid manager"? I suspect it's her lesbian lover that they never fully explained.
Crazy bitch. The kitchen would grill burgers days in advance and boil them to reheat them. She'd buy deli chickens, freeze them and then microwave them as a special.
She was the worst I've ever seen and I think Ramsay took it easy on her because she was very genuinely insane....
>>81444105
Inexplicably, it still exists
http://www.littlechef.co.uk
>>81443488
>Thief
>Name is literally Buzzard
fucking hell niggers
"You just dropped it on the floor."
"It's ok"
>>81444114
If anything Ramsay probably screamed at the producers for sending him to a literally crazy person that he obviously couldn't help
>>81444165
Weird. I'd have thought him actually making them serve semi edible food would be their death knell.
>>81444017
Does he feel in charge?
>>81444230
To be fair, have you ever had an Olympic Breakfast?
>>81442859
Holy shit, that fuck winking guy's voice is ridiculous. Sounds like a fucking six gun shooter.
>>81444173
Your autistic ass does realize that buzzard is a nickname BECAUSE he stole, right?
>>81444284
I think it turned out he was on meth
>>81444270
Can't say I have. Was the quality anywhere above awful and drenched in grease?
That Sara girl is cuter than those pics lead on
https://youtu.be/ziXxwlQlFmk
>>81444315
That's what you want from a Little Chef Breakfast though, because it makes you remember that you weren't actually hungry after all and could probably wait until lunch
>>81442374
Best girl
>>81444315
It actually was, yeah. I felt fat as fuck afterward though.
>>81442374
Anybody remember her name?
>>81444374
Exactly. You don't go to Little Chef for a good breakfast. You go for something which is greasy enough to either cure your hangover, or make you puke out the remaining alcohol.
This girl works at literally the saddest restaurant I've ever seen and I want to save her.
>>81443857
>The Capri episode
>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY I SCREWED UP
Fucking love that episode
>>81444342
>Why would you even mention the seafood ravioli, why would yo do that
>that fucking shit eating grin Sara gives her
legend
I want Sara to bob up and down on my cock
Italian Jennifer Aniston best girl
>>81444691
She's still drinking I see
>>81444691alcoholic
>>81441612
was Momma Cherri's Big House the only time when the food was fine it was only a lack of advertisement and poor management?
>>81441756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds
>Tiramisu
WE'RE IN THE SHIT
This series sometimes brings back the comfy vibes of early UK Nightmares w/ the establishing/location shots and some of the hotels, like the giant cabin, and chill music to match. But also devolves into intense editing/music at points.
>>81444342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziXxwlQlFmk
What a girl
GRILLED LETTUCE
>>81441612
>Did you just scream orders at that waitress?!
>That's not a waitress, that's my wife
>>81444519
That's Jack from RLM in a wig
>>81444973
GOAT moment
>>81444919
NICE AND HOT
>>81444919
people grill plenty of fruits and veggies, does lettuce not work? i have no idea.
>>81444342
Lisa a cute. CUTE!
>>81444652
>because the producers put it in the script?
>>81444303
not him, but i just cant get it through my mind how he stole from them long enough to acquire that nickname, yet has never been fired
>>81443488
>3 bottles of wine and a weeks worth of food
jesus fucking christ
>>81445147
There's no flesh to cook. It can only be burned.
>>81444919
It's not uncommon for some reason. Looks gross.
>>81445365
Because it's in the script
>>81445147
Grilling lettuce does fuck all as far as flavor goes. Also that lettuce hasn't been cleaned at all.
>>81445365
I used to work at a restaurant and we got to take home stuff that was going to go off the next day, was pretty comfy desu
>>81444661
This desu
>>81445365
>>81445365
>thisamericaman.wmv
>>81445147
Because lettuce turns to mush when you apply a lot of heat to it.
>>81445466
If she has an Instagram you gotta hook us up lad.
>>81444919
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjBEY_3qCI
>dat qt house-tier negress
>>81445147
it was actually a trend for a while burnt lettuce and you can cook it in butter like fry it and base it i think or am i getting that mixed up with cabbage
Wasn't there an episode where the "bad employee" also did a Disney show and BBW porn?
>>81445466
>Sara Boyle
>Hilton Boston
Looks like some sort of manager
>>81445624
Yeah.
Managing this cock.
>>81445511
This
>>81445511
No instagram, just a google search showed LinkedIn.
>>81444303
>>81444173
wait are buzzards notorious thieves? surely like something magpie would be better?
>>81444424
Schemefu
>>81442859
What episode is that blinky guy from?
>>81445721
Buzzards are scavenger birds, eating rotting leftovers that other animals don't want. Maybe they call him that because he eats the food that the customers leave on their plates.
>>81444837
I saw the one where the dude wanted to make a "high-class" Ferrari inspired hotel or some shit, with red leather sofas you couldn't sit on. It just seemed too insane to be interesting.
>>81445818
are they? only in desperate times, i think they more likely to just straight up hunt their own food
>>81444342
I want to fuck both Lisa and Sara. Lisa reminds me of a younger, discount Jennifer Connelly.
>>81444284
sounds like Alex Jones
>>81446020
not even remotely, you should clean your ears
>>81445613
>the fucking bartender popping out of nowhere to beg for gordon to save them
>>81441756
basically the different between all US and UK shows.
man gordon has it made
go to all these shitty spots that are doomed to fail anyway and just trash them to their faces and they just have to smile and thank him
fucking genius
>>81446176
I remember the days when I'd hear about a documentary about gold-digging and it'd be a low-key show about living during the Yukon gold-rush with some experts brought in and some silly voice-overs over black and white photographs at worst. These days when you hear about a something like that it's reality-tv trash with that kind of editing 99.9% of the time. Obnoxious shit with not a single redeeming feature except maybe the background nature shots, but even they look shitty because the film-crew can't even film a mountain without fast cuts.
>>81445783
Oceana in New Orleans
>>81446371
Before I watched the show I thought he was a dick because of his reputation but watching the show I think he's a great guy and always eager to help, really puts in the effort and gives it his all to help
I work in a restaurant and we sometimes give people free drinks or food to leave online reviews pointing out specific issues we want fixed. It works pretty well. Only way anything changes.
>>81446499
Yeah, he actually seems like a really kind and genuine guy. All of the hype about him being foul-mouthed, yelling at people constantly, etc. is misplaced, because he's only hard on people when he knows they know better, and only then because he's genuinely trying to help them get their shit together.
If someone is clueless or a beginner, he does his best to teach them.
Is Pat /ourguy/?
I hope one day we get a show with Ramsey & Jon working together. Because some of the "cooks" that Jon has used weren't too bright. Like the dyke bitch who replaced local made frozen pizza with fucking pita bread pizza then didn't get why they lost sales and the restaurant went back to the frozen pizzas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnLj-9rq6-Q
What is it with this show and qt grills working dead end jobs in terrible restaurants
>>81447024
Tips.
>>81443672
i am going to need a source on that one :3
>>81447024
I assume most of them a children or relatives of the owner
>>81447024
Ugly girls don't make money from being a waitress, because they don't get tips enough from all the horny old gits. So if they worked at a shitty place they wouldn't be able to survive, forcing them to get another job.
>>81447174
Nope. They found a job that tolerates them. They're often uneducated, make bad decisions, have a lot of drama irl and the best they can do is the money from tips. Which can actually be pretty good if you're making money. A lot of the restaurants were doing good then went bad so the girls are kind of stuck and develop emotional feelings about work/co-workers/owners and don't wanna leave. Happens all the time.
>>81447024
Those were the guy's daughters. Gotta say he has good genes at least.
>>81447239
I'll stick with the family theory
kino
There is literally nothing I hate more than someone walking out because they can't deal with it anymore, because it leaves everyone else in the shit
>>81447307
You must not watch this show or Bar Rescue often then. There are always segments asking the employees are even still there.
>>81447441
Exactly, but the best part is being able to deny them a good reference. Trying working in this business and having no good references. Walking out or not showing up for shifts is something are instant red flags. Even if you claim it was the other businesses fault, or owners, or other employees, etc. Most of the time no one is going to believe you over your previous job.
>>81441612
The kids eat what...?
>>81442791
how is it unedited?
>>81447024
jesus christ
>>81447024
Many of them are wannabe actresses brought in for the show.
>>81447024
I can't decide which sister I want to sit on my face more
>>81445616
That's cabbage, I think lettuce has too much water to be grillable.
>>81447450
You're generalizing to employees now. The question was "why are there so many cute girls working dead end jobs on this show"
>>81443672
>>81445365
They called him buzzard because he was always picking at food in the kitchen.
the one with the guy with the pet goat who claims he was classically trained in france and he grows all his own food and meats
holy shit he's delusional
>>81442374
>Fridge suddenly breaks
>Shes crouching right there
Based
>>81448021
Don't use these shows as a yardstick for reality. It's all exaggerated or outright staged. IIRC Bar Rescue has actually had former employees brought back that quit/fired after the audition video was sent in.
And like >>81447824 said they even bring in actors to play employees if they need to.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2296781/Gordon-Ramsay-destroyed-business-One-chef-reveals-REAL-Kitchen-Nightmare-appearing-hit-show.html
>>81448156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8o36lbeYSc
>>81448345
>unironically linking the dailymail
At least post a screencap if you want to share their bullshit.
>>81444114
>wird shit, random shit, shit
>>81448398
who are you quoting
>>81448469
you, you dumb fuck
>>81448469
>Being this new
>>81448512
>being so new you dont know this meme
>>81448484
>(You)
>>81448540
>Being so new you can't detect bait
>>81448156
He's the same guy who says he's been compared to Gordon tonnes of times and Gordon just jumps in with "but I can cook mate"
Fucking savage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ-uzMcDkDg
This entire fucking episode
>>81441612
When Gordon turns up to an owners cooking lesson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOamkikEDd0
>>81448650
>youtube video with zoomed in picture cutting off people's faces
And to think I used to think kids would never have to experience the horrors of pan&scan.
>>81441612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8
>>81441612
"I don't even think he likes the water"
>>81443716
She had a cool voice
>>81444342
I want to marry a woman like Lisa
>>81443925
we have a winner
>>81443925
>a threesome with her and the cute sister with the fat sister giving directions and bus boy masturbating in the corner
>>81445930
buzzards are related to vultures dude, and thats exactly what they do. they eat dead and rotting animals
>>81445930
>>81449612
Turkey Vultures are what American's call Buzzards, in basically every other part of the world, Buzzards are are bird of prey closer to a Hawk or an Eagle
>>81444114
>The kitchen would grill burgers days in advance and boil them to reheat them.
That legit made me physically sick when I saw it.
No idea why, but i wretched.
>>81443672
>>81448043
I know its from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc&t=2146s but im really really lazy to watch it. Who's the girl in the webm?
I'VE EATEN HERE!
YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!
>>81444187
but it ended well...
>Drinking wine out of a coffee cup on national tv while denying you are boozing it
Love this woman
Haven't seen this episode, how much of a smug cunt is this guy on a scale of 1-10?
>>81450569
eh, he went completely bald like less than 30 days after that anyway so jokes on him
>>81450475
Hot! What ep?
>>81450569
Imagine being the hairdresser that sold him on the idea that that haircut was actually working for him, just to keep him coming in for haircuts instead of starting to shave at home.
>>81450569
>Those eyebrows
Tells you all you need to know
>>81450749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziXxwlQlFmk
I don't usually watch this show but this is actually really entertaining right now.
>first episode ever of KN USA is some fucked up helpless italian family with a shit-for-brains bag of muscles who thinks he's connected or something
Gordon must have been pretty distraught and reconsidering the whole thing
>>81450569
ep?
>>81451260
Leone's, Season 5 and episode 2 (according to a youtube comment)
How come when Gordon does the macho tough-guy grandstanding thing he seems cool and alpha, but when any of the restaurant owners try it they just seem pathetic and laughable?
>>81451609
Might have something to do with the editing and producers, but nah, probably not.
>>81451609
high test
>>81451609
It's like a student throwing a shit fit because the teacher told him off for not bringing in homework. Gordon's obviously in the right and everyone knows it, yet the restaurant owner still makes excuses.
Fuck you cunts I watched the Sara episode and now I'm sadshe got fuckin sacked
>>81451755
I'd fuck her in the sack if you catch my drift.
>>81451755
>>81451823
I'd give her the contents of my sack, if you get my meaning
post the THICC milf doing the belly dance
>>81451755
she got back in the end
she got that sass
>>81449268
a stuck up alcoholic bitch? you have pretty l;ow standards
>>81452600
bet she's a demon in the sack, especially after a few drinks
>Ramsay thread
>No stream
>>81452701
stream his twitter feed. it's outrageous.
>>81452644
It's the complete opposite with alcoholics, anon. They ain't got the stamina to be demons in the sack. You want a druggie that takes uppers.
>>81450569
This picture is very confusing. How does this balding man have such a qt face?
>>81452768
well mostly I'm an alcoholic, and an alcoholic italian cunt wife is ideal for me. I'm watching this episode and laughing my ass off at how much shit these people talk. i'd love to be able to mouth off to my wife and have her drink it off and mouth back.
>>81452783
Happens all the time.
>>81441976
>>81442374
YESSS!
I'd fuck most women in that episode. Specially the younger sister.
>>81451609
Body language.
Ramsay knows his shit and it's direct, the owners are covered in layers of insecurity and denial.
I see we're posting kitchen waifus
>tfw too much cinnamon
>>81441964
Holy shit I've been transported into another reality those two old crazy dykes are so unsettling
>>81453265
STOP CRYING
just out of curiosity, are there any kino shows I can watch that showcase what a really really good restaurant looks like?
>>81443595
>>81443714
Did you people grow up with disposable diapers or something?
>>81453748
The Mcdonalds training video
the one where the black guy says gordon planted a mouse in his restraunt
>>81453825
>not Wendy's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI
>>81442374
I'm watching it now, when she brings wine to Ramsey instead of water that kind of reflects badly on her more than anything.
>>81453935
In actuality I actually prefer Wendys over Mcdonalds any day. Baconator and Cheesy Cheddar does it for me. I'm just happy I finally get to post this Punisher screencap I took. Go fuck yourself.
>>81447024
Lexi wanted his D so badly.
>>81448289
>And like >>81447824 said they even bring in actors to play employees if they need to.
For which episodes? Source?
>>81445613
i'd betray my race for her
I liked the British series one set in Paris where the owner was so lazy and shitty she closed the restaurant after Gordon left and then became a hooker.
I watched it while I was in Paris, and man did it make me appreciate all the restaurants I did eat in while there.
>>81442374
have always been very attracted to her desu
>>81441612
She seems uneasy in his presence.
>>81454984
>and then became a hooker
why would you just go and lie on the internet?
>>81441976
>>81452947
Basically a Jennifer Aniston look-a-like.
>>81444711
Which episode is this?
>>81447024
People always commented on how good Ramsay smelt. Found out his cologne is Creed and is like £200-300+ a bottle.
>>81455648
I'm gonna remember that
Fwank is a vewy lazy cook
>>81455159
Look it up. PIccolo Teatro. Daughter of some rich Scot, tries to open a vegan restaurant in Paris.
>>81455943
http://www.financialexpress.com/archive/chef-turned-woman-into-200-a-night-prostitute/633644/
>>81448540
>i-it's a meme guys! I'm not retarded, I swear!
>>81446695
>Ramsay and Taffer will never team up.
>>81442859
>that part where he calls Gordon a white british son of a bitch
You know he wanted to call him a nigger
This thread has started me on a journey, saw ///our girl/// Sara's episode, the one with the 7 kids working without pay and just finished Nino's up. All 10/10. Anybody got any other recommendations?
>>81456024
>>81456024
Last I recall of that episode it was failing because vegetarian doesn't sell in paris and the location she was set up in was far too expensive for niche vego food. Horrible business decisions. Whoring is a hilarious result though.
>>81456901
fuck that rostie sara, she was a manipulative bitch, who played it up for the cameras, and she kept all the tips for herself. she was like the annoying "do-gooder" among a group of lovely misfits. Rita although not a looker, would be a better option, im sure she is fire in the sack and gives a mean blowjob
>>81457336
But Sara had the crazy smile of a cutie! That beats everything out
This is in the opening and seems like a fantastic episode, anybody happen to know which one it is?
>>81457336
Sara did nothing wrong. If anyone was manipulative it was Rita. She clearly had control over Lisa via alcohol, and used her to manipulate her that way.
Rita kept her ex husband as chef and some vagrant as host. Rita was trying to play puppeteer all along.
>>81457893
And also this one
>>81457336
The manipulative part would be a complete negative if it weren't for the fact that she called attention to the special being on the menu for two years.