How the fuck is this shit balanced? >Luke Cage super strength

I see a woman with three holes and three guys, looks pretty balanced to me.

>>81439362
>can make his fist hard once a day
I can make my dick hard once a day, what is my superhero name?

>>81439449
The Inadequate Manlet

>>81439449
Iron Dick

>>81439449
Morning wood

>>81439437
who gets which hole? I'm thinking DD gets vagina, Luke gets mouth, and iron fist goes in the backdoor.

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What is Jessica's superpower?
Scaring people with her talon-like feet?

>>81439527
Sounds fair enough.

All of these Comic Book Universe superhero teams are fucking annoying and silly.

Seriously, adults, grown ass fucking men, somehow care about this bullshit. Jesus fucking Christ I hate society.

>>81439521
kek

i dont see how this shit is balanced.
LC and JJ can beat anything because super strength and shit, while IF can destroy anything with one punch. DD is literally the batman of this thing.

>>8143944
>superman has like every power
>green arrow has a bow

how is this balanced??

>>81439642
IF can destroy one thing every 24 hours

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Iron Fist is the strongest based on feats

>>81439362
>can make his fist hard once a day

Mate he can use magic wuju power to destroy entire rooms. Luke Cage can't do that. Iron Fist is essentially a shitty one punch man, which is the entirety of his power. He should be able to one punch anyone with enough chi.

So if anything Iron Fist is the unbalanced one because he can 1 punch. It is like a video game if you dumped all your stats into crit damage and Luke Cage went all round stats.

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>>81439575
>spends time on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum
>criticizes other people for enjoying capeshit

>>81439542
She's literally a worse version of Luke Cage. She's strong, but not as strong as Luke, and instead of having unbreakable skin she's just more durable overall and heals quickly.

She can also """fly""" by jumping really high but the budget was too small to show it so you just see a close up of her feet leaving the ground then it cuts to some guys looking up and wondering where she went

>>81439542
is she a harpy?