crixus > gannicus > spartacus

First season Spartacus makes second season Spartacus look like a K-Pop pretty boy.

>>81438779
Gannicus > Spartacus Whitfield > Crixus >>>>>> Spartacus Shit

>>81438779
rating upon who is the dumbest? agree

>>81439149
hold tongue you roman shit

>>81439131

This. Crixius got pussywhipped by neurotic bitch. The most satisfying moment in the show is when Gannicus calls her a bitch and ragdolls her.

>>81438779
This is a faggot show made for faggots, I couldn't get past the first episode

Batiatus > all of them

but Whitfield Spartacus was the best fighter and actor

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>>81438779
Theokoles is best.

>>81439184

the gaul speaks with cock in ass

>>81440374
words come out of mouth like shit falls from ass

>>81440010
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>>81440397

jupiter shits, and the gauls feast!

>>81440010

Seize tongue roman, lest you be taught severest lesson in who towers above you

>>81440010
He doesn't enjoy ancient roman gay sex, fuck off fag

>>81440605
remove self from fucking presence

>>81440684

How dare you counsel to suck the cock that's been pissing on me for all these years?

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I miss this show.
It sometimes strayed off the mark and the cgi slow motion was bad, but most of the characters were great and it was still just so damn entertaining most of the time.

The old Spartacus threads were some of the best that 4chan has had.

>>81440887
the ridiculous cgi stuff was all part of the fun, it was laughably bad but the whole show had this tongue in cheek feel to it and didn't take itself that seriously

>>81440970

honestly, I think the show DID take itself seriously, just not to its detriment. i watched primarily to revel in tits and violence but ended up being charmed by the political side of things and that hilariously colourful dialogue. this is not something you can churn out effortlessly.

also crassus had the best entrance and the perfect villain to finally defeat Spartacus's crew

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>>81439131
>>81439285
>Gannicus was the best
>he got the worst ending

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>>81440970
True enough, but I still think the slo-mo was overdone even if you got used to it by time.
>>81441096
It definitely rode the line. The scheming as you said was legit god-tier and it also made my cry manly tears more than once, but there was also plenty of outrageous shit you couldn't watch with a straight face.

>>81441343
That fucking guy in the end, he is by far the creepiest motherfucker in history of television and movies.

>>81441187

I think the last time I was ever truly shocked by a show was this one and what they had Tiberius do to Caesar, fucking kek. And not just the event itself but how straight they played it, Caesar's actor really did pull off the expression of a man having his shit pushed in. Spartacus: War of the Rammed

The show isn't even that old, I dunno how they got away with all the rape (that one sister-slave girl of Naevia's in GotA who got anally raped by that slave covered in shit for one). The actresses took it like champs

>>81441402

seize tongue brotha, good Cossitius literally did nothing wrong but take his pleasures

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>>81441402
How could you not like good Cossutius.
I appreciate the amount of rape this series had.

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>>81441541
That episode was fucking golden and the reactions here were even better. It just came out of fucking nowhere, I couldn't believe that shit actually happened - they actually had Caesar get utterly ass ravaged.

>>81441627
>How could you not like good Cossutius.
I didn't said that but look at his fucking face man, I can't think of someone uglier than this fucker.

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>>81441776

Shut the FUCK up, he bears the face of a supreme gentleman and you would rape your own mother to have one even vaguely resembling his

>>81441913
Go to bed Cossutius you're ugly as hell.

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>yfw this scene

YOU MAD BITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUVE DONE?!

>>81441977

He could never compare to Deadacus but that shot of him charging up that hill towards Crassus after you hear the bird screech was a thing of fucking beauty. I think it was the blood on his face with his snarling, I was convinced he channeled based Andy

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>>81439003
I'll be honest, I didn't notice the actors changed until I read about it

spartacus can't be the only show to show something getting their fucking face cut off, can it? amazed it took them until the last season to show that. they used the original actor for gregor clegane

>>81441977
Watching this as it aired and posting in the live thread was some of the most fun I've had with a tv show

>>81438779
>mediterranean people
>played by northern europeans

Every. Single. Time

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>>81442182
>last season
It wasn't even the last season, but did you also forget about this guy?

>>81442203
why was ashur such a fucking shit

Batiatus > Ashur > Lucretia > Ilythia >>>> Glaber

>>81442234
what episode?

>>81442264
Glaber was a fucking fag.

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>>81442247
Ashur was fucking based though.
>>81442281
The pit one, episode 4 I believe.

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>>81442234

jesus christ, my bad. there's my excuse for an immediate rewatch then

>>81442281

i liked GLABBA just for the fact that he was the one roman who was completely autistic and void of warmth and charm, which isn't enjoyable on its own but a man who illythia would be chained to? him flirting with and romancing seppia right in front of her face was great. a spear through the mouth was a perfectly brutal way for him to die too

Gannicus > Whitfield Spartacus > Varro > Oenomus > Barca > McIntyre Spartacus >>>> Crixus >>>> Agron >>> Agron's twink

Batiatus was fucking fantastic. Great character portrayed excellently by a great actor.
I would watch 10 seasons of Batiatus and Lucretia doing nefarious shit trying to gain power and prestige.

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>>81442418
He definitely was one of the weaker antagonists, but I still liked him. Especially his transformation in S2 where he becomes punished Glaber, and goes full villain mode half way through when he smashes his father in law's face in and kills the dude who kept refusing to work with and then fucked his sister.

>>81438779
Spartacus S1 > Crixus S1 > Gannicus > Spartacus S2 & S3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussywhipped Crixus

>>81442898
>Pussywhipped Crixus

watch tongue brother or see it removed from fucking mouth

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>>81442898
The man speaks the truth.

>>81442956
Look at >>81443004
Is this the face of a Champion?

>>81443139
more like Cuxus amirite?

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>>81443501

>>81441977
there, Liam grew to be a worthy Spartacus

>>81441402
idk why but he looks like a cyborg
uncanny valey face

>>81444408
Saxa best girl

They were all pretty shit, actually. This show is an embarassment. Rome was infinitely better.

>>81444408
mira best girl

>>81444408
From left column to right, moving from top to bottom objective rankings:

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6&9
7%7
5

8
10
7
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>>81444639
nah Sybil is

Ashur fucking victor > all
Shame they killed him off in such a retarded pussy way.

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>didn't follow the threads because I didn't know the fates of anybody except spartacus and crassus and I didn't want spoilers
>turns out nearly everybody was made up anyway

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>>81444408
Who /bath tub slave/ here?