What's the greatest Kung Fu movie of all time?

>>81432350
Ip Man next question

That one where short asian men with small yellow penises wiggle their arms and punch each other.

>>81432350
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist: No Cow Scene Edition

The Fearless Hyena

This is truth. This is fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Bc5FjDtmI

>it's a Jackie Chan has more muscles than Bruce Lee ever had episode

A few of my top favorites:

Heroes of the East

Duel to the Death

Master of the Flying Guillotine

Fist of Legend

Fatal Contact

>>81432350

>36
>says 63

What did they mean by this

Flying Guillotine

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>>81432350

The Miracle Fighters

Kung Fu Hustle

or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon if you're not caught up on the whole kung fu/wuxia distinction

Crippled Masters is Kungkino

>The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
Chink faces horrible tragedies, and decides to GIT GUD

>Master of the Flying Guillotine
Elite killers are trained with an insane weapon, but one man runs away and becomes a family man. Those he knew as comrades come to merk his ass.

>Fist of Legend
Remake of a bruce lee flick. Chink goes to nippon to study, but his master is ded, so he goes kickin everyones ass until he finds the culprit.

>The 5 Deadly Venoms
5 assassins who trained under the same master, but who have never met each other, fight over a hidden treasure.

>Ong Bak 1
Chaiwanese village has it budda head stolen, so they send a country boy to the big city to retrieve it. Country boy just happens to be a muay thai god.

>Undisputed 2
Champion fighter nig nog goes to slavic jail, and fights some obsessed commie in some underground fight club.

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>>81432350
Fearless
Idk why i get so emotional when I watch it

>>81433066
>preferring Ong Bak over Ong Bak 2
What's wrong with you?

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invincible shaolin is my fav

Master of the Frying Guillotine

>>81433066
If you include Thai movies, Chocolate is pretty based too. Original version, of course, not the international one with alternate scenes filmed at the last minute.

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>>81433170
>liking any of the disgusting Ong Bak sequels
>liking any Tony Jaa film other than the first Ong Bak

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>>81432669
old chinese is read from right to left

>>81432350
ip man
fearless
crouching tiger
ong bak
jackie chan stuff

>>81433170
What's wrong with YOU?

OB2 is good, but it tried too hard to be an everything-and-the-kitchen-sink movie and went all over the place.

3 was watchable, but was a part of 2 that they cut out for lengh and added some scenes to make it it's own movie. It shows.

>>81433061
almost anything by the Venom Mob is pretty watchable

5 element ninjas
master of the flying guillotine
born invincible
avenging eagle
crippled avengers
invincible armor
come drink with me

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>>81433268
>i watch my my movies exclusively from Netflix/Hulu

>>81432350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp83h_uUkOM

>>81433310
which ones?

Can't believe those haven't been named:
Dunken Master I and II
Once Upon a Time in China

>>81432350
Tai Chi master or Ip Man for choreography, but in terms of spectacle Hero.

>>81433335
all of those are on Netflix

>>81433339
>Drunken
I just got up.

>>81433339

It's hip these days to prefer Shaw Brothers over Golden Harvest.

The Rebel (Viet movie)

Historical spy/martial arts/low-key horror magic movie.

The original version has more of the dark magic thing. The international one cuts a lot of it out of the movie and that can make it a little hard to understand for some people (bad guy uses iron shirt technique to resist being cut by knifes, for example, and gets crazier and physically sick from using the dark arts)

It's not wuxia-like at all. It's more in the vein of Ong Bak and "realisitc" (dark magic notwithstanding) in it's depiction of fighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=534Csl0FIoU

It's with one of the bad guy in The Protector (Johnny Nguyen, the guy who was the Spidey stunt double in Spider-Man 2)

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TOAD STYLE IS BEST STYLE

Scorpion a shit

>>81433365
the only ones on that list that were on netflix were come drink with me and avenging eagle

both are easily in the top 10

avenging eagle is amazing
chung sun was one of the most innovative kung fu directors

Black Dynamite obviously.

>>81432350
The stick is an excellent weapon

>>81433433
oh, yeah, there is lots of scissoring action because they fight using viet vovinam

>>81433135
Excellent movie senpai, one of the best. No one mentions it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-wStCRCVwFo

>>81433451
They were on netflix a month ago

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>>81433198

Naaaah. Warrior King son.

Not the greatest one, but Bangkok Knockout is worth seeing

I still don't understand the love for Ong Bak. I thought the directing/editing was garbage, the acting even worse, and the fights felt super unimpressive. I was just completely bored throughout the entire thing.

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>Greatest kung-fu movie ever made....
>stars a White guy
Asians BTFO how will they ever recover???

>>81433552
>tfw Panna is die

;_;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panna_Rittikrai

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>>81433552
He literally does the same exact thing in Ong Bak 1

Literally every stunt Tony Jaa does in his later movies are from Ong Bak 1.

It what annoys me so much.

posting GOAT scene: https://youtu.be/0q-BqxpGx7U

>>81433611
You're so cool, Brewster!

Can I suck your dick?

>>81432358
that's not Drunken Master 2

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Does A touch of Zen count?

>>81433614
Great movie. Frank Dux a shit though. That guy was such a liar and a fraud.

>>81432350
this and Enter The Dragon

>>81433649

Ong Bak 1 is great, but The Protector is more fun.

>>81433724
ETD was pretty good, but the one in Italy where he fights Chuck Norris was better (it has so many alternate titles that are also titles of other Bruce Lee movies that I'm not even gonna try and list any of them)

>>81432568
>>81433268

Forgot about 5 Element Ninjas, that movie is amazing

>>81433506
no they weren't
I watched all of the classics available on Netflix
CDWM and Avenging Eagle were on the list

Kid with the Golden Arm
Five Venoms
36th Chamber
Invincible Shaolin
Masked Avengers

were the others on netflix

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>>81433759
>more fun
nice way to say ">muh stairway scene"

>>81433759
I agree.

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how do you get gainz like lo meng

>>81433766
The thing with Enter The Chamber is that you see this guy getting experience, learning, in interesting ways, and that's what makes the movie so different. The fights are pretty much the same everywhere, on the other hand Enter The Dragon is just badass, great style.

>>81433791
you do know that Netflix available movies ar enot the same depending on what country you are in, right?

This is the Kino of the cheesy b-movie martial arts films:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejM7ZCEzs5A

>tfw no secret beach base to practice drunken dancing muay thai with my bros

>>81433850
>only 61

god damn, i thought these foos would be dead by now

>>81433856
I know that you are a faggot

Why would anyone watch a movie where you can tell what's going on in the action scenes?

Master of the Flying Guillotine is my personal favourite,

>>81433923
Most people are able to easily figure that out. You're not special.

i like house of flying daggers

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This movie and its sequel / part 2 are hella sick

>>81434118
This is not kung fu

Delete this

>>81434118
Merantau was better.

>Invincible Armor
Teaches you the kung fu secret of retracting your testicles so you don't get the eggs cracked in a fight

>>81434146
It's not so much a secret as a technique you need to start trainging for as a kid.

It's usually a Sumo thing though. They take a hot bath after to get the nuts to go back down.

>>81434233
>practicing disgusting Japanese Sumo
>not practicing based Tegumi, the better Okinawan version of "Sumo" wrestling

Chiun isn't pleased with your shenanigans.

>>81432350
Flying Guillotine

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>Ctrl+f Sonny Chiba
>0 results
Shame on all of you.

does anyone know the name of that carter wong picture where the bad dude has that homing boomerang saw blade?

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>>81434233
So it's a real thing

>>81432350
where the first 35 any good?

>>81434753
Yeah. They get to testicles up behind the bones of the cervix or something using massages (lol) and they get them to come back down with hot water. It's something they have to start doing before puberty though.

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ITT: Lots of good movies but not a single person names the greatest Kung Fu movie of all time.

First off, a lot of what is being listed here are not Kung Fu movies. Just because chinese guys use unarmed martial arts to fight doesn't make it a Kung Fu movie. That's an action movie with Kung Fu. Jackie Chan (mostly) makes action movies with Kung Fu. Jet Li (mostly) makes action movies with Kung Fu. Good shit, sure, but not a Kung Fu movie.

A Kung Fu movie has a few pillars it absolutely cannot compromise on. These are:
>Kung Fu disciplines competing for which style/school is best
>Scenes dedicated to learning the basics of Kung Fu, including the philosphy
>A villain or rival that also uses Kung Fu

Bonus points for:
>No drunken style bullshit
>glorious 80s dub and soundtrack
>father-son schools
>jealous peers shitting on MC

Okay so with that all in mind, what is the greatest Kung Fu movie of all time? Legend of a Fighter. It's on youtube in full, with a great dub. Go watch it if you haven't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_P39Oiy_e4

>that mysterious character introduced early
>the nerdy son that embarrasses his father
>that son finding redemption through hard work and commitment
>high level Chi techniques
>solid comedy
>solid sense of time passing
>classic shitting on whitey scenes
>god tier fight scenes with unique moves that catch you off guard
>light philosophy thrown in across the whole arc of the movie to show you never stop learning
>one of the best, most intense endings in cinema

>>81433614
>Action choreography equivalent to drunken meatheads fisting each other

Wew

>>81432427
You know the rules.

>>81432350
I can't believe no-one has mentioned Meals on Wheels. Kino Jackie Chan.

the grandmaster

>>81434859
>bones of the cervix or something

Uh... I never knew those particular bones extended that far.

>>81436493
That's notable mostly for having the single best fight scene ever recorded on film