fuck tv

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>>81428564

>CIATHEISTS

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>>81428564
Join us. Join the Church of Big Guy's.

>>81428737
but seriously, its a real company, and I fucked up my interview because of tv memes

http://www.bain.com/index.aspx

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>>81428996
>he couldn't keep a straight face and talk about his love of Bane.

>>81429053
it's like the interviewer knew, she kept repeating bain, saying bain this, bain that, at first I was just grinning like an idiot, and then laughed out loud

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>>81428564
>Anon, why are you interested in position at Bain and Company
>start laughing hysterically

This is pure gold.

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>>81428564
>>he didnt hire so good

>>81428564
>Interviewer is female
>You meet, and she goes to shake your hand
>You grab her hand and pull her close
>Place your other hand on her shoulder

>Do you feel in charge?

>>81429748


Oh, I Forgot to add:
You are now being charged with sexual harrassment.

>>81428564
I hope this is real.

>>81428564
If they don't offer you health benefits,will you die?

>>81429823
unfortunately it is, it was an absolute miracle I even got as far as an interview given my mediocre academic results, and I fucking blew it

>>81429793
and you think this gives you... power over me?

>bane

Is this the best plebfilter meme?

I guess it ended bittersweet for you?

>>81430026
its apparently a stellar autist filter for recruitment, there is no way they will call me back, the interview only lasted 8 minutes because I started laughing

Well congratulations, you fucked up your interview. What's the next step in your master plan?

>>81428564
The employee list I filed with the HR contains only one of you. First one not to laugh gets to stay at the company.