mommy?

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH MEXICAN TITS?

>>81426715
What do you mean? They're made of skin and if you cut them blood or milk comes out. ....Sometimes both at the same time.

me on the left

>>81426875
You're Selena Gomez?

I thought her hair was a second baby.

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>>81426930

>>81426861
that's not how glands work, anon

mickey mouse has grown up a cow

>>81427531
Inside every young pair of pants is a mountain

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>when you gotta fart but it is equally likely you may poop

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>when you tell Selena you don't have Wood but she only has an 8th grade education because of the Mickey Mouse Club and doesn't get the meaning

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why is her face so fat?
but body looks normal

>>81427637
>>81427595

I would hold her and love her forever

>>81427830
>hard nipples
she's so wet

>>81427872
>why is her face so fat?
>but body looks normal

Down's

>>81427973
do virgins of /tv/ actually believe that female nipples work like dicks?

>>81428046
>implying
have you ever made love to a women? If they're aroused, their nipples get hard.

>>81427830
>>81426638
>father of the child is white

Sad day, sad fucking day...

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>>81426638

>>81426638
>A writer (Paul Rudd) retires after a personal tragedy and becomes a disabled teen's caregiver. When the two embark on an impromptu road trip, their ability to cope is tested as they start to understand the importance of hope and friendship.

sure looks like Selena went method acting for that disabled part.

>>81428021
it's lupus.

>>81428117
Entirely different movie, but that Paul Rudd movie is pretty good t.b.h

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>>81428084
white man + mexican woman = white babies

>>81428073
they get hard when it's cold or if something touches or rubs them (like her clothes on that pic)
and yet if anyone sees a pic of a female with hard nipples here they all go "JESUS CHRIST HOW WET SHE MUST BE CALM DOWN U WHORE"

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>>81428213

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>whatever you do don't let the sun darken her skin, FemAnon

>>81428264
SHE WET AF NIGGA
SHE A HOE AN SHE KNOE IT F AM

>>81428264
>getting this upset
my my, the virgin is strong in you :^)

>>81426638
>That face
The lupus is taking its toll I see.

>herpes
>lupus

>>81428293
why would you even think I'm mad? I was actually curious, I mean there's lots of stupid shit here but this always bugged me, now seemed liked the right time to ask

>>81427830
Hovermouth

Anchor baby looking cunt

>>81428357
Sure :^)

>>81428283
cant she hold the umbrella herself

>>81428357
swelling of the breats and erection of the nipples are secondary sexual characteristics in a lot of women although most of the time it just means she's cold.

>>81428397
and hold the baby with one hand? are you fucking stupid anon? or just autistic?

>>81428392
well, I got my answer I guess

>>81428424
If women are aroused, their nipples get hard..is that so hard (kek) to understand? And yes, they also get hard when they're cold or the fabric of the shirt rubs against them

>>81428414
my question was actually about people on this board and if they really think that nipples work just like cocks
sure they get hard when aroused, it also happens with males so what's the big deal about a chick with erected nipples?

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DROPPED

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>A dollar-twenty a day then, anon!

>>81426638
>seen here Selena Gomez is stealing a local baby

>>81428213
depends on the mexican

you could get a completely spanish mexican which is basically european or some brown aztec monster

>>81426715
>>81426861

gross hershey kiss nipples haven't you ever seen a mexican woman with her shirt off irl?

>>81427830
>reddit posture on the man

>>81428485
BLACKED

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>>81428589

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>>81428599

>Turn over your Waifus, anon or I'll have 200 national guardsmen all over this valley

>>81428213
And that's bad. The father should be black, like here >>81428485 Hopefully Selena is going to get knocked up by Weeknd and they will have a wonderful kid.

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>I should give this young punk a piece of my mind
>I was in Godfather dammit
>Better just let the check clear first

>>81428630
>They call it Sunday

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>she will never feed you soup

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>>81428844

>>81427830
Me on the right

>>81428612
>ywn keep a box of Kleenex next to your bed so VJ can drip the semen you just pumped into her into

>>81428465
*ᵇʳᵃᵖᵖᵖᵖᵖᵖ*

>>81427830
Hail hydra

>>81428931
>ywn take free ESL classes so you don't make your comments like a word salad of channish creepy

>>81427872
lupus

>>81426638
is that her own child

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>>81426638
so she finally popped eh

>>81428415
There is no baby you fucking idiot she's holding a prop

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>>81429013
(you)

>>81430633
it wᵃs just ᵃ ᵖʳᵃnk ᵇʳo

>>81428073

>'just like in my anime!'

>>81427595
She has the face of a 14 year old

>>81426638
>having a chain smoker near your baby
Fucking retards

i like grills

>>81428265
Plz guac

>>81426946
Me too one for each breast

>>81428265
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