If you were drafted into WWIII, which soldier character from

Private Cowboy cus I'm a manlet and I would try my hardest to not get shit from the Sergeant

>>81420915
Adrian Brody from the thin red line, his eyes told how terrified he was.

>>81420869

You post threads like this to escape reality? I don't need this shit. I am reality.

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>>81420869

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>>81420869
I just know I'd be in a world of shit.

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BAYONETS!

The nerd that pierces the sheet of paper with his pen

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no doubt in my mind

The black kid from apocalypse now because that's literally what I imagine I look like when I dance to music

Also
>Just realized last week that was fucking Laurence fishburne

>>81420869
Despite the bants, Joker was also brave. Even Gunny admitted to it.

Chances are you wouldn't keep up the bants after getting hit. You'd also shit yourself in the heat of battle.

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Crap!

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i wanna be the moving box

i'm the soldier that gets used as a meat shield in hacksaw ridge

>>81421712
Thank you for clarifying!

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>>81420869

>>81423324
>"Gump, how did you put that weapon together so fast?!"
>"YOU TOLD ME TOO DRILL SERGEANT"
>"Goddamnit Gump! You're going to be a general someday!"

dumb cunt, that movie is Vietnam, not WW2

stupid motherfucker

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>>81420869

>>81420987
>nearly all the cast is six feet or higher except for cowboy and eightball

full metal jacket is anti-manlet kino

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>>81420869
i'm pretty much pic related irl desu

>>81421274
Good pick.

Chamberlain was badass

>>81420987
same here

>>81420869
>If you were drafted into WWIII...

I WOULD NOT BE DRAFTED; I WOULD VOLUNTEER.

>... which soldier character from film would you most closely resemble?

THE SOLITARY SNIPER, OR THE ASOCIAL HERO.

>>81423219
This.

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>>81420869

>>81424794
I hope you're the first casualty of WWIII

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>>81424794
>I WOULD NOT BE DRAFTED; I WOULD VOLUNTEER.
good goyim

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me on the right

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>>81424876

?

I WOULD BE FIGHTING ON THE ARYANIST SIDE AGAINST THE ZIONIST FORCES.

MY PROFESSIONAL CAREER WILL CULMINATE IN THE BATTLE OF ARMAGEDDON, AMONG DEAD FLESH, OVER BLOODIED SOIL, UNDER A RED SKY.

>>81424976
>ARYANIST SIDE
which side is that?

>>81425001

I DO NOT COMPREHEND THE QUESTION.

>>81425015
good goyim

>>81425026
>>81424876
Idiot.

>>81425047
goyim

>>81420869

probably this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea2qb5qTeQI&channel=UCflMqFb6Qwi5_xY6QZdZFZg

>>81425065
At least say the correct form of the word if you're going to meaninglessly parrot it like an idiot.

Goy = singular.

Goyim = plural.

>>81425123
goyim

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>>81424876
>top was with jews
>bottom was without jews

Why do you fascist think you'll live in some technologically advanced utopia when you were so far behind during World War 2?

>>81424915
So a soldier that can't walk the walk.

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>>81420869
Bill Murray's character in Stripes.

Making a mockery of the military and singing songs during marches.

>>81425143
>Why do you fascist think you'll live in some technologically advanced utopia
"Tree's and grass are technology"

t. a proud liberal

>>81421328
Same.

>>81424788
You magnificent bastard...

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>>81420869
>me kicking back

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>>81420869
Animal Mother, because that's who I was in Afghanistan for 8 years before they wanted me to be an instructor.

>>81420869
I don't know, but I hope I someone in my squad will say "it's quiet" so I can respond with "yeah, too quiet."

>>81425143
Pretty sure there were tons of Jews in the Bolshevik army.

>>81425143

1. NATIONAL SOCIALISM, AND FASCISM, ARE TWO DIFFERENT, AND MUTUALLY DISTINCT, IDEOLOGIES.

2. THE PICTURE ABOVE DEPICTS GERMANY UNDER A ZIONIST REGIME, FROM A VIEW CONVENIENTLY FAR ENOUGH TO OBFUSCATE THE WIDESPREAD ABJECT MISERY.

THE PICTURE BELOW DEPICTS THE ARYANIST NATION HAVING BEEN DESTROYED BY THE ZIONIST FORCES IN RETALIATION FOR ITS STRUGGLE FOR AUTARKY.

3. TECHNOLOGICAL IMPROVEMENT IS MERELY A MEANS, NOT AN END; TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT IS NOT THE NATIONAL PURPOSE OF AN ARYANIST COUNTRY, NOR SHOULD IT BE FOR ANY COUNTRY, IN OPPOSITION TO ZIONISTS WHO ENVISION HYPERTECHNOLOGICAL FANTASIES, AND REGARD TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT AS THE HIGHEST IDEAL TOWARD WHICH A PEOPLE CAN ASPIRE.

>>81425197
>fascist so stupid to see the clearly futuristic architecture

I'm not a liberal but what do I expect from some one who worships a man that took Germany from one of the most powerful nations in Europe(no thanks to him) and turned it into the 5th most powerful nation in Berlin.

Whichever one dies while doing the Wilhelm Scream.

>>81421566
I'll be your Odball

>>81425348
Oh you mean the abject misery of having your country almost fully recovered from the depression until Hitler went "watch me fuck up this economy"

The picture below shows what happens when you want to wage a war of genocidal aggression on the world and try to fuck with the GREATRIOTS who serve this great melting pot.

>>81425365
>Eco-huts are futuristic technology
kek, are you a mongoloid?

>>81425225
did you read his book?

>>81425453
>hurr durr I'm too stupid to look at a building and tell what material it's made out of.

get rekt cuck.

>>81420869
That would be mix between private Joker and private Pile, sir.

>>81425468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_BmRMMej3U

>>81425429

Fuck off, Jew apologist.

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I pilot. I fly.

>>81425553
>so beta that he blames a whole race of people for his short coming.

Let me spell it for you

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>>81425517
>I can't tell wood from futuristic metal
you're literally drooling all over yourself, retard jew-boy

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>>81425583

>>81425584
>thinks wood is metal

that would explain why the nazis couldn't make a any tanks worth a shit

>>81420869
Obengruppenfuhrer John Smith of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFbSDbdt_o

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>>81425600
nazis are the literal definition of cuck

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>SPRINGFIELD, SPRINGFIELD

>>81425602
>thinks metal is wood
Does your caregiver have to wipe your feces crusted anus?

>>81425561
Underrated

>>81425634
BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE

>>81425650
>can't come up with a legit argument after being proven wrong time and time again
>resorts to personal attacks

I can see your throwing in the towel just like the "ubermensch" did.

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Watch out.

>Doing anything besides meticulously stacking up a massive body count.

>>81425665
Didn't vote for bernie but nice try kiddo.

>>81425686
>I can see your throwing in the towel just like the "ubermensch" did.
I bet your caregiver wipes your dirty ass with a towel, mongolini

klinger from mash

>>81421712
Dead before the beach huh ? Atleast you're realistic.

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>all these fags falling all over themselves to be maimed or die as cannon fodder instead of acquiring as much personal power as possible
I'll be right where I belong...
>in the rear
>with the gear

>>81425728
>I GOT THE LAST POST IN I WIN! LALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA

>>81425733
I can appreciate a man who's honest

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>>81425143
>communists didn't invade berlin
>communists weren't jewish

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>>81425814
>literally every slav that invaded was jewsih
>you actually believe this

>>81425754
With a swastika carved deep into your forehead.

>>81420869
The fatpile, Not for The fat part (I'm fit af and exercise daily) but because I lack motor skills genetically

>>81425865
Only if we lose this time. :)

>>81423401

The Gump stuff is hilarious. It's weird because Drill Sergeants aren't like that, at least in my and my parents' experiences, but despite the literal inaccuracy it absolutely captures something unspoken and fundamentally true.

>>81424794
This retard posts here too

>>81420869
jokes on you, i have brain problems so i can't be drafted. i'm going to be fucking your girl balls deep while you die in a trench

>>81425903
>Drill Sergeants aren't like that
When the fuck did you and your parents go to boot, and in what branch?

>>81420869
I'd dodge tbqh

>>81425429
The German people wanted revenge.

>>81424688
>knowing the heights of the entire cast of a film

literally what is /tv/s major malfunction

>>81425185
>>>/reddit/

>>81425634
>he even uses the censored image

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easily