THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS Spoilers

>>81420360
In the last 20 minutes, by reading about this film, I have just discovered Vin Diesel and 'The Rock' aren't actually the same person.

>>81420360
How long ago was he with Elena? They haven't been together since furious 6. Did he cheat on Leddy, right after she got her memory back? This plot line would make sense for Furious 7 but when you have a whole movie between them being together it doesn't make sense

This series is just an endless cycle of the bad guy joining the crew in the next movie.

>>81420360
>People actually watch this shit.

>>81420638
Vin is huge here, fellas

>>81420746
"Fast 6" and "Fast and Furious 7" were months apart, apparently.

>>81420911
But that still means she was pregnant at the time of Furious 7 yet she was still in operator mode with the Rock, plus she didn't have a miscarriage or anything after getting blown out a window and falling a few stories and landing on a car?

>>81420360
>Deckard joins the crew
But he killed one of their guys

>>81421096
>not knowing that Han comes back in the next one

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>>81421096
>>81421143

Didn't Jason Statham's character murder the Japanese guy?

And now he's just one of the gang?

>>81421213
>>81421096

YEH IM NOT BUYING IT

>>81421087
thats why its fake

Letty got KEKED!

My boyfriend's son!

>>81421241
One of the tie-in music videos already showed him hanging out with the gang in yet another Toretto family barbecue.

>>81421343
B-but his house blew up

>>81421343
link?

>>81421087
Are you really questioning realism in a world where The Rock redirects a missile with one hand and every single car in New York City can be hacked to be driven by remote control?

what about paul walkers wife?

is she permanently cucked off the show cause of his death?

kek

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>>81421213
>mfw the scene in whichever the fuck movie it was where he and Vin Diesel just run the fuck into each other head on
>they step out, uninjured
>"...you reinforced your chassis"
The fact that these movies are so huge with normies is proof that we're all fucked.

>>81421409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG9M0aEpJGE

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>>81421544
oh christ

>Watching these movies
>For the plot

>>81421540
as if the popularity the Transformer movies weren't proof enough.

>>81421544
thats stupid, poor han

>Every villain joins the crew

It's so silly I love it.

One more last ride with mi Familia.

>>81421776

It's the one trope that I'm always a sucker for

>>81421678
They're apparently going to revive him.

>>81420360
FAST AND THE FURIOUS: IN SPACE when?

>>81421540
Right after that they both tear out chunks of metal from their cars and have some sort of kung fu fight.

>>81421522
yep

>>81421213
Dont worry, next film will be ....... IN SPACE

>>81420360
What is actually the point of Ramsay's character?
Taj is already the computer guy and she doesn't even drive

Every scene shes in shes sitting in the passenger seat doing nothing

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Han is best boy.

I'm glad they're bringing him back.

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>>81420360

>Vin Diesel agrees to destroy the whole world because somebody kidnapped his ex girlfriend

>>81421540

The last 3 were legitimate Kino. I'm probably gonna watch 8 in theaters and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I wont watch another one of these movies unless we get Tokyo Drift 2

>>81424160
Literally unironically the best one

>>81423684

she familia now

>>81424160
>>81424183
What are the chances we get a second one ? I say none

>>81420360
Anyone else unironically hype for this shit? I love this series despite knowing how bad it is. It's so stupid it's great.

>>81420360
LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS

>>81424305

I am. The last three, especially 5 and 7, were near perfect action movies.

>>81424183
>Dreeeeeeft? Whats dreeeeeft?

What's up with every major movie getting spoilered way before release?

>letting any of these fuckers walk around free when they all have the power to destroy the world with their car-fu

Jesus Christ.

Also the cast is reaching 'Expendables' levels of bloated.

God I love these movies.

>>81424336
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>81422819
YEEEEES. Bring back the main boy

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Haven't seen a single one but swear that if they reach 10 i'll see it in the teathre just for the fuck of it.

why are we still here, dom? just to suffer?

>>81420360
STOP MAKING MORE FUCKING SEQUELS

Holy FUCK. It ended perfectly with 7, but should have ended with Tokyo Drift when it peaked.

At least out of respect for Walker.

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>>81420360
>hacker is called Cipher

>>81427050
theater do marathons of all the moives when a new one comes out

>>81420360
>First movie is about street racing and cars
>Latest movie is about computer hackers and cyber-terrorists
Wew

>>81423801
>inb4 it was all a ploy
>Deckard actuallly pulled him out of the car before it exploded
>he's living in hiding and comes back for part 9

>>81420360
>a plot to topple the world's governments can only be stopped by an illegal street racing crew

>>81422819
Nice source on that stupid claim

>>81423684
Taj was technically the gadget guy in the original crew when they were still lo-tech and using cars to do shit. Now that they're high tech and fighting satellite tech. or whatnot they brought in Ramsay.

>>81420360

Are the two Rio boys going to do anything? Boswell was cut but they're apparently going to be in it.

>>81420360

> Deckard officially joins the crew as they prepare for further rides
> a bunch of characters who have been "muh family" non-stop for the last 7 movies are suddenly going to accept an international terrorist who has personally murdered hundreds of people, including their beloved friend Han

>>81425296

It already premiered in Germany.

>>81424183
Na best one is FnF 1, FnF TD is second best.

>Charlize Theron
>Kurt Russell
>Helen Mirren

What the hell are these three doing in this shit? Do they have a gambling debt t o pay off? Are the Jews blackmailing them? What?

>>81429024
Because they know how to have fun.

>>81427894
>marathon 9 movies

Isnt that what they do to inmates in Guantanimo?

>>81427937
and he's angry because they let Shaw be part of the family, so he teams up with Cipher to bring the Toretto's down.

but in the end he rejoins the family and has drinks with Shaw and Cipher yet again escapes.

Who watches these sort of films? They look like a parody...

>gang of street racers saves the world... AGAIN

What's next,Alvin and the Chipmunks become a political drama franchise?

>>81424183
agreed

I was waiting for the Dreeeeft king to step into Paul Walker's shoes, but it hasn't happened yet

>>81429798
They are the ultimate LMAO JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN. So much so that they're good

I actually enjoy these movies
I don't usually buy a lot of >reddit fan theories
but when I read the theory that it's meant to be a massive D&D campaign If anything I was impressed that Vin Diesel was able to market it to Normies
That and they usually produce some solid (yes, predictable) action movies
Best ones are TD, 5, 1 & I enjoyed 6

What happend to Brian?? Paul Walkers the star of these movies, fuck Vin Desiel

>>81430103
nice bait

>>81429977
He's too old to be playing a teenager now. The transition from the "Tokyo Drift" stock footage to what he actually looks like nowadays in "Fast and Furious 7" was jarring.

>>81430243
you have a good point
It slipped my mind that TD was only one film ago in the timeline

Gonna see it only cause Jason is in it.
btw I'm girl

I hate the direction the series went. The 1st one was so comfy and chill.. The 2nd one went into the action genre and by the 4th it was just a cookie cutter Michael Bay-esque film. that appease the lowest common denominator (Americans).

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>Dom's ex-girlfriend Elena Neves (Elsa Pataky) and their newborn son, whom Dom didn't even know he had
I thought she began dating Hobbs after Dom got Letty back?
This is silly, why not have Cipher kidnap Paul and Dom's sister with their kid?

>The Torettos and the Shaws put their differences aside and Deckard officially joins the crew
OK, this is just stupid. Shaws fucked Toretto's crew way too much to just be pardoned.

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>>81430407
She became Hobbs's partner, not his girlfriend.

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>>81420360
no my ride = no buy

>>81420638

Holy shit I've never seen this that's fucking hilarious.

>>81423476
Was he the same guy that beat the shit out of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Surely he shouldn't have any trouble taking on Vin "Mini" Diesel.

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>The Fast & The Furious: Cloud 9
The Toretto family is hired by Mr. Nobody to prevent an international group of terrorists from destroying the International Space Station.

>The Furious 10: Fasten Your Seatbelts
The Toretto family is hired by Mr. Nobody to stop a car-shaped asteroid from hitting the Earth.

>The Fast and the Furyans
After flying off to space in the end of the previous movie, Dom lands on a planet inhabited by human-like aliens and must prove his mettle to them in an illegal street race.

>The Chronicles of the Fast Furyan
Having proved his worth in the previous movie, Dom, now calling himself Riddick, must lead the Furyan race in an all-out war against a dark and insidious interstellar threat - the Necromongers.

Does the main guy from Tokyo Drift appear?

>>81430764
So, Saints Row: the movie?

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>Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
>Ends with 'I still have work to do'
>The Fate of the Furious
>Ends with 'You haven't seen the last of meeeee...!'
Fucking die already

>>81421540
The series is bullshit moment after bullshit moment.
https://youtu.be/dJpB3UvaRRE

>>81429024
Charlize Teron is obviously cast as a reference to her own role in Mad Max. Just as Statham, who was in The Transporter. I am surprised that Kurt Russell didnt mention his time as a trucker, but it is rather obvious. The whole series is basically a Tarantino level hommage fest by now, just without the pretentiousness.

>>81420360
Do people actually like this trash?

>>81431445
>like
No, they love it.

Bring back Han, the actor isnt doing anything big anyways i'm sure he can fit another Fast and Furious

Why would he care about his Ex GF? And there isnt a way that's his son unless he cheated on whats her name.

just going to see this because of The Rock, and also Baywatch.

>there are people ITT that don't understand that the filmmakers and actors are in on the joke

pathetic

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>>81431400

So.. this is the power.. of normie movies.

>>81429722
Cipher should join the family in FF10.

>>81429024
>why would they star in multibillion high grossing incredibly popular movie

>masterplan to topple the world's government's

Man remember when they were just stealing tv's from the back of trucks?

>>81424183

Best ranking coming through
Tokio > 4 > 2 > 1 > 7 (because of the ending) > 6 > 5

>>81429024
Helen Mirren can get away with making popcorn movies now. Don't know about Charlize. Kurt has always been a b-movie favorite.

>>81421540

>its a marvel cuck cant understand why somebody does not want to watch a bunch of nu-males dress in tights and has to make fun of true manly kino episode

fuck off

>>81433508

Tokyo was so fucking boring. The car secnes where probably thr ebst but there was only like 3 5 minute sequences in the entire movie

There is going to be loads of gun-fu in this. The number of females increase. If this turned into The Rock vs Statham vehicle. It has potential to be entertaining.

>>81431418
>Charlize Theron being cast as a referencs to her own role in Mad Max.
Literally The Fast and The Furiosa.

>>81429024
Don't know about Charlize but Helen Mirren actually enjoys making dumb action movies and this is far from the silliest movie Kurt Russel has ever been in

Place your bets on the crew that will be constructed to take down Dom's family.

> Paul Walker's brother playing Paul Walker
> Mila Jojovitch
> Norman Reedus
> Kendrick Lamar

>>81433597
Yea, it would be boring to you, my autistic friend.

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This shit has come a long way from just stealing truck shipments and street racing

>>81434279
>Johann Urb
>Ali Larter
>Wentworth Miller
>Sienna Guillory
>Kevin Durand
>Li Bingbing
>Shawn Roberts

>>81434467
>>Ali Larter

Fuck you and fuck anyone who likes her.

>>81433508
Tokyo Drift and 5 are the best followed by 1 then 2.

>destroy the world's government
>by driving really fast
What? Last movie I saw (4th one or something) this "crew" were a bunch of retards obsessed with cars, are they super intelligent spies now?

>>81420638
They're not supposed to be looking at each other

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>>81430764
>EJECTO SEATO CUHZ

>>81434348
next movie will be in space

>>81421143
What about skelly gadot

>>81434717
More like skiddy gadot

>>81431686
I'm sure they'll have a time travel plot planned where they can show unused tokyo drift footage, and get Han to survive and Shaw and DREEEFT to join the famiglia.

>>81421143
>Furious Hell

The crew race Satan in the crime of the century, stealing Han's soul from the land of the dead.

>>81433508
this, kinda
4 is highy underrated, dunno why nobody ever mentions it.. the street race and the tunnel chasing was kino

>start as a group of lowlive thieves who steal shit from truck drivers because getting a job is too hard
>cop becomes crooked and joins them and we're supposed to think this is a good thing
Where did it go from there? I've only seen the first two flicks

>>81434880
Brian and one his childhood friends stop a Miami druglord in 2. 3 is Tokyo Drift set between the 6th and 7th movies. 4 is where Lenny is supposedly killed by a Mexican cartel. 5 is where they rob millions from a Rio druglord. 6 is where they try to get Lenny from their evil counterparts. 7 is where they team up with CIA to stop an assassin from stealing a piece of tech.

>>81434957
Who the fuck's Lenny?

how does a street racer that can punch people, going to topple world governments?

>>81434992
Michelle Rodriguez's character, Dom's gf.

>>81434992
Not knowing who lenny is

>>81435003
Dom is a serious Xander Cage.

>>81435045
Are they set in the same universe also what about biker boys

>>81435074
Vin's characters are based off his D&D characters.

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>>81430103

>>81434957
So a cop and a bunch of thieves get into trouble because they are thieves and I'm supposed to root for them?

>>81431400
wtf was that

>>81435203
They get full pardons, so yes :^)

This series has become what the expendables should have been

>>81435265
That's because Vin is a fa/tg/uy's guy.

Are these films exclusively made for spics and niggers?

Wow sure is Street Racing related

>>81435389
They mention the 4th movie that Dom has moved on.

>>81435424
Still, fuck this franchise

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>It's a 'female hacker who controls the information on literally everyone she knows while also being hot, socially skilled and finds the time to put on 3 hours worth of makeup while casually hacking all the worlds governments' episode

>>81423476
Won't lie, Vin putting away his gun and instead getting out the dual crowbars for an honorable street battle was pretty hype.

>>81430704
Vin Diesel apparently has a contract clause that says he can't lose any fights on screen. Just win or end in a stalemate at worst.

>>81420638
I don't get it

is it bad cgi? they don't like each other in the movie and in real life so what is the problem?

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>>81420360
>Cipher
We've got work to do, Boss

>>81436164
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dont forget everyone from the cast to the film crew has to drink coronas. can someone post that pasta about vin being a mailbox also dont forget the pic

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>>81420360

>Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) is blackmailed by elusive cyber-terrorist Cipher (Charlize Theron)

>>81420360
>she has kidnapped Dom's ex-girlfriend Elena Neves (Elsa Pataky) and their newborn son, whom Dom didn't even know he had

what the fuck. I was under the impression that she was getting her tight iberian pussy (TIP) stretched to outer limits by The Rock's Extremelly Overgrown Thick and Veiny Rock-hard Cock (EOTVRC).

>>81436164
Kek at least it isn't like Seagal where he literally always wins almost effortlessly

reading this hurt my brain

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>>81432813
>ywn join Toretto's family and have barbecue dinner

>>81436829
the rock and his character hobbs are gay

>>81429024
>>81431418

She was also in the Italian job, directed by the same guy

>>81435158
wew

>>81436867
>Tran joins the fanily
>barbecue scene
>Tyrese undercooks the steak
>"Too soon, junior"

>>81420360
I remember when this franchise was just about street races.

>>81420360
But do they drink Corronas

>>81420360
>Kurt Russell
I might actually watch this one

>just realized this is called The FATE of the Furious

Kek

>>81437060
he was in 7

>>81437081
I wouldn't've known.

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>>81437041
Street races, bros, hot chicks, and piss-water coronas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrc_T0NbMuQ

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>cyber terrorist Cipher

>>81437146
>hijacking truckloads of shit tier Panasonic tech that was outdated before it even hit the street
>those fucking awful 9" tv's with the built in VCR
>now they're driving around the world to stop elite cyber terrorists and teaming up with CIA and collections of old bad guys
>they'll be in space soon

it really is something

>>81437397
Also
>swapping Nissan SR20DET engines into Honda Civic EG sedans

how many of the krew are dead besides paul walker?

>>81437041
DAMN STREET RACERS

>>81437600
irl?

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>>81437021
>[DELET THIS in KOREAN]

when will the pizza guy from F&F1 be joining the team?

>>81437663
Aren't they Vietnamese? At least Johnny is, Tran is a Viet surname

>>81437041
i remember when the first one came out there was a bunch of ppl in my city that had rice burners but there was this one guy who actually thought he was the fast and furious. faggot would drive around town looking for ppl to race even though his car was shit

Is the white guy from #3 still alive?

>>81437631
no in the movie universe

>>81435481
Hold up, so you're telling me that the "Fast and Furious" franchise is unrealistic?

>>81422819
Dragon Ball in a nutshell, excluding Cell and Frieza.

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>>81437748
Gooks, Chinks, Nips. They're all the same when you're going so fast in a 10 second race.

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>The barbecue that would never come to pass

>>81431400
Oh wow. Please nuke us.

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>tfw not family

>>81437851
brian isnt technically dead hes just retired but han and his gf are along with one of the guys from the first movie

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>>81438138
It was a good death

This was a good conversation

>>81438109
I wish the franchise kept it JDM/Import, instead of going full >American Muscle as the series went on. Truly Brian was a patrician when it comes to cars.

I can deal with all the insanity of the stunts and crazy shit but if they really make the guy that killed Han part of the crew I'll be mad

>>81420802
just like Naruto

>>81438252
he is. him and dom make up over some coronas and he becomes familia

>>81438109
Whatever happened to the guy on the left and the guy behind Walker? Guy on the right was wasted by the gooks right?

>>81437323
This is exactly what I thought

>>81434774
I'd watch that.

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>>81438409
He had a kid with a favela chick then died later on in the same film

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>>81438409
Was either written off or never mentioned again

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>>81438599
>film
err I mean, flick. Please, anons, have a DELET for my plebeian choice of words.

if you didn't cry at this part then you aren't a human being

https://youtu.be/7cPMriE8fKU?t=88

I still love that these movies started about a cop pretending to be a street race to find the guy stealing DVD players and ended up being about a black-ops international counter-terrorist strike force

>>81438777
i actually laughed when cgi brian pulls up and looks at dom. shit was also a bit creepy but i still laughed just like i laugh at skelly gadots bikini scene

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>>81438777
>I used to say I lived my life a quarter mile at a time. And I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did to
>Cut to young Paul from the first movie
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>81438777

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>>81438777
tfw you can't tell if hes in character or talking about real life :(

>>81437663
Hey that's the half-retarded goon from Prison Break right? He's going places!

>>81439103
Dang Vin can be quite eloquent when he wants to be.

Assuming some PA didn't write this for him of course.

>>81438777
Really hammy, especially since Vin Diesel and Walker couldn't stand each other

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>>81438777
>>81439103

>>81439222
Which is random cuz he was acting like an asshole on Furious 8, according to The Rock

>>81438777
So why the fuck wouldn't they end the series with this? Oh right, (((they))) still had stories to tell!

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Remember the tropic thunder spoof trailers, Ben Slillers action series is on its sixth installment, and thy ran out of ideas so they just put it in a winter setting?

>>81433508
Objectively the worst possible ranking.

>>81438301
Naruto didn't really do this. Excluding a few characters like Gaara, Itachi, and (sort of) Obito most of the time the "bad guys are good" stuff happened in the end-of-the-world scenario. Obito at least had history with the main cast. Pain dies shortly after he his redemption and doesn't do much when he is resurrected. Orochimaru only helps because everyone dies if he doesn't. Sasuke is never really an antagonist, just an anti-hero, while the other main antagonists, like Zabuza/Haku, Madara, Kabuto, Danzo, and the majority of the Akatsuki members, never turn good.

Dragon Ball is a much better example. Yamcha, Krillin to an extent, Tien/Chaozu, Piccolo, Vegeta, Android 16/17/18, Pikkon, Buu, and Beerus/Whis all join the fighters. Only a few nobodies in Dragon Ball, the disposable Android's, Frieza, Cell, and Black Goku/Zamasu stay enemies to Goku. Hell even Dabura helps out a little.

>>81439222
Small guy diesel is a shit actor and has pretty poor taste in films, but he's a pretty cool dude

>>81439456
Glad I dropped Naruto early then. Sounds like a bunch of hot garbage.

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>>81439270
He's scared The Rock has come to steal his franchise.

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3 > 5 > 1 > 7 > 6 > 4 > 2

>>81439230
Fuck off, queer. They leveled up together in WoW.

>>81439547
someone shoop pauls face onto everyone elses

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>>81439547
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW ROCK

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>>81439547
I just noticed all the dead characters have their eyes closed.

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>>81427776
>STOP MAKING MORE FUCKING SEQUELS
>it ended perfectly with 7

>>81434678
You'll never convince autists of this. They must keep forcing the stale meme or else they'll die.

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>5, 1=3, 6, 4, 2, 7

Get fucked

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>>81439547
heh

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>tfw haven't watched a single fast and furious movie yet

And I don't plan on watching one, ever.

Fuck these stupid films. Just remmeber that for each one of these films, some great project is being turned down.

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>>81439808

>>81439895
spotted the plebian

Fast Films are pure kino

>>81439780
Yeah, you're right. It ended perfectly with 5.

>>81439936
>m-muh keyno!

How about no? Stop memeing, you stupid fuck. These films cater to the lowest denominator of film : action without purpose. They are literallly just over-the-top action sequences and exist to make easy cash from retards who pay money to not think.

>>81439895
Tokyo Drift is good though.

>>81422819
That's great, but how?

Like seriously, they didn't leave themselves any space to do a cop out revive.

The nigga died in a fire while stuck in his car. Cowboy and squarehead arrived at the scene before the fire even started so they can't be like "oh he quickly escaped from the car". And where would the body be?

the fast and furious movies are just DBZ with cars lmao

>>81440052
No it isn't. That fag kid sucked and it was a good thing he got sucker punched. He should have died in the car crash and explosion instead of Han.

>>81439895
>he's never had the luxury of enjoyed Fast and Furious 1-3

I feel bad for you.

>>81440024
>tripnigger calling anyone stupid
wew lad

I can't believe they made 8 of these stupid movies.

>>81440114
Don't give (You)s to tripwhores.

>>81440121
>replying to tripfaggots
>2000+22

shiggy diggy

>Fast and Furious 14
>Dom settles the Israeli/Palestine conflict with a barbecue

>>81440114
Is it really worth watching?

>>81440121

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. Brad likes me. Leo likes me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

>>81430764
>>The Fast and the Furyans
top kek

>>81440159
isn't that what happened in 6?

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>>81439169
>He didn't recognize Lance in Nolan KINO
Step yo viewing game up son

>>81440179
1 is a pretty good movie about street racing
2 is shit
3 is so cheesy and weird that it's good
4 is shit
5,6,7 are legit good action movies

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>>81440319
(You) are legit retarded

>>81421087
Pregnant humans are pretty resilient.

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>bad guy's name is Cipher

>>81440319
TD is pseudo-nip car kino, you dweeb.

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>>81438689
Fast Five is kino you jabroni.

>>81440475
>Cipher is a mexican
>her last name is Diaz

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>>81440608
They are.

>>81440806
He's a big guy.

>>81438777
reminder paul walker was a pedo fuck

>Cyber Terrorist
>Called Cipher

People enjoy this shit?

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>>81440947
for her

>>81440179
>Is it really worth watching?

Yes. The first three movies are great. The first is an undercover cop movie, the second is a buddy cop movie, and the third is a movie about drifting. Don't watch anything beyond that unless you want heist films that repeat the same plot over and over again.

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>>81440806
K E K

>>81441100
>Villain called Cipher
>He actually decipher

Wtf i hate FF now

Weren't they supposed to be using the big headed guy from Tokyo Drift regularly in the series after he made his quick appearance in the last one?

>>81441373
He only appeared to say he wasn't going to join mi familia

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>>81441100
Yes.

>>81441373
>>81441420
I'm pretty sure he's signed on for more FF movies. So he might show up in this one, or the next few.

>>81440806

See that distinctive domed skull? That's nine inches of solid bone.
See, Vin Diesel's neck attaches at the bottom of his skull instead of the
back of his head. So when he lowers his head, his neck lines up directly with his backbone, which is perfect for absorbing impact.

>>81439456
Orochimaru is a good guy too now I guess

>>81439519
Everything up to the whole Pain Arc is pure animekino. However once we get to the 4th Ninja War it goes to shit with giant spooky glowing mechas and endless flashbacks. I think the only good part of the war is Obito's story. You could've just dropped the whole war angle and had a smaller story of Obito vs Kakashi.
The whole zombie ninja storylines ruins the end of Naruto imo.

>>81441973
Orochimaru achieved his goal of immortality and doesn't give a fuck anymore. All he has to do is bide his time and wait for Naruto and Sasuke to die.

>>81421611
>Watching these movies
>at all

>>81438138
How did skelly gadot die?

>>81442290
Fell off a plane.

I haven't seen gal Gadot yet in any of the promos
What happened to her character?

>>81442365
why would someone starve a jew before throwing them out of an airplane?

>>81442438
She died in the sixth movie.

>>81420360
I don't even watch those stupid movies but I knew from the trailers that he betrayed "le family" because he was being blackmailed somehow.

>>81439456
>Naruto didn't really do this
>Excluding when it did.

>tfw only seen Tokyo Drift

>>81442617
NO SHIT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

>>81430764

>The Chronicles of the Fast Furyan

FULL CIRCLE.

>>81441737
I think we're mixing up movies.

>>81439547
Who's the qt in the middle

>>81420488
Not true, they used the same sorcery as they did in Rogue One, princess lia was dead for like 20 years.

>>81430764
this is pretty good

>>81445125
Chris Hemsworth's wife, plays Favela cop assisting The Rock in Fast Five

>>81441455
Lucas Black and Mia aren't in Fast 8 according to reviewers.

Common criticism stems from, without Vin Diesel, the Familia doesn't work well with just the Rock leading the interactions. Also some people feel iffy about letting Jason Statham in nonchalantly; Charlize Theron just pressing buttons; and in almost all reviews, it says the stunt pieces just aren't as good as the last three.

>>81420638
Ive seen this webm a million times but now i finally realized how fucked up it looks.

Its gotta be what im taking

>>81420360
They having killed Brian and kidnapped Dom's sister would've make more sense.for plot.motiff purposes but nah let's just brings a character no one fucking cares about back....SAD!!!

>>81421096
>>81421143
>kill best character
>they automatically let you join the group

fuck no


>>81434774
>>81438589
I'd watch cause Han is my favorite.


He mad the reboot happen after three. No one cared about Vin Diseal's character till the last minute where it was said he knew Han.