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Host: Louis C.K.
Musical Guest: The Chainsmokers
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Welcome, west coast viewers!
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You had an opportunity to put Louis CuCK. but you messed up.

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>>81420080
>Welcome, west coast viewers!

Is it tonight that they are doing this? They had to take off three weeks to get ready!
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SO BABY HOLD ME CLOSER
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>>81420115
tonight and for the rest of the season
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>>81420041
>watching SNL in this century
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>>81420080
That starts next week.

http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/03/16/saturday-night-live-to-air-live-to-all-not-taped-for-some/
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Louis CK just gets it man! Everything is just BULLSHIT
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Get your Cucks ready
Prepare your Mooneys
Man your preggers cecilys
Its Saturday Night!
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>>81420150
Good, we got that post out of the way.
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>>81420162
my mistake
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FUCK DRUMPF
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>>81420041
More like Louis Cuck and the Buttpluggers
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Are we not allowed to post the nudes of Vanessa anymore? I haven't seen any anons post them all season long.
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>>81420162
Does this mean that the show is gonna get even more clean?
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>>81420162
well, shit. any streams?
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People still watch this show?

AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
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streams?
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>>81420176
I want to torture and murder Kyle Mooney
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FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!
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Can't wait to see Vanessa Bayer's big butt again.

I'd wife her so bad.
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>>81420229
It's some comfort to know that Cecily understands how life works.
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Reminder that Mellisa Housemister is the new waifu
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Wonder if they'll get Melissa McCarthy back again.
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I hope they do a sketch about Trumps flow chart. its like he's writing for them.
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>>81420206
the closest I got is this
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>>81420321
They've had a month of Trump material since the last episode. There's a lot to get through.
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anyone have a stream?
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>>81420041

I can't wait for the sketch where he sucks Keenan's cock for 5 minutes uninterrupted.
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>>81420334
She was completely nude on stage at some theatre. She's standing facing the crowd and you see everything. Everything.
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here we go
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Every time I text a girl for the first time she gets pissed off that I have an android because of the green bubble. What do I say back when they bitch to me about this.
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BIG
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>>81420397
LY
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>>81420302
she's hosting 2 episodes from now
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But louie ck does have a little white dick. He showed it on his HBO show.
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MOONEY IS MONEY
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>>81420171

18+
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>>81420459
GET BACK ON SET MOONEY YOU UNFUNNY FAGGOT FUCK
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>>81420041
>Chainsmokers
DUDE WEED LMAO: the band
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>>81420467
gross dude
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That was by far the weakest Trump sketch
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Not off to a great start.
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>>81420467
not even close to being her
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>>81420523
So brave.
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>>81420467
Vanessa Bare!
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nth for Villasenorfu
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>>81420467
what was this from? some gay art project?
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I'm claiming Melissa Villasenor was my waifu.
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http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/nbc-live-stream

Should work, guys.
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Chainsmokers have the post punchable faces in music.
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BLACKS MENTIONED
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BLACK GUY FUCKS MY WIFE
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Har har racism, am I right?
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nigs btfo
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The great thing about comedians hosting is that they don't ramble about themselves the entire monologue
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Why a black guy gotta eat the chicken?
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>>81420591
Chicken eatin' Blacks.
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>black guy
>eats chicken
lmao
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chicken=cock
black guys
= black cock
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2 seconds in lol
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JEW
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>>81420080
>tfw your time zone is always ignored
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>snl cast and writers shitposting to themselves: the thread.
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chicken does taste good tho
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His last SNL monologue was about molesting children. I feel let down.
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Diversity BTFO
Based CK
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Wtf Louis got red pilled
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>>81420607
Har har cucks, am I right?
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>>81420631
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>81420647
yeah it's fucking corny animal jokes
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Some of the animal jokes are pretty chuckle-worthy, I'll give him that.
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fuckin racist
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this is hard to watch

louis bombing BAD
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>>81420612
you mean male comedians right?

because Amy "I have a rotten pussy" Schumer and Sarah "lol my asshole is hairy" Silverman sure do
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who /an/ here
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dude goats
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>>81420647
well now he's talking about beastiality
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>>81420675
>>81420677
no one cares tripfags
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that giraffe joke was pretty lame desu.
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>>81420671
well he did just joke about fucking a goat
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GOAT VAGINA
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>>81420679
I refuse to classify them as comedians
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>>81420716
comedienne
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>>81420740
Whatever
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sup fellas!!!
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DUDE
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And there it is

LITTLE
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I'm gonna sine your pitty on the runny kine
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He's trying to break the record for longest monologue?
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W H I T E
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IM SO WHITE

WHITE BAD
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there's a lot of subtle comedy art going on here. he digs himself a hole against the audience with every opening line.
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>>81420827
they usually let comedians go on for a bit
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>>81420827
They just said fuck it, the rest will be an hour long Louie special
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>>81420827

I think Martin Lawrence tops it. Even though half of it will never be seen again because it almost got the show cancelled.
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wtf I hate white people now
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>>81420822
>>81420845
>>81420851
u mad white bois?
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>>81420827
He went long last time too, longer than this maybe.
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>>81420150
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Why do my hangovers give me horrible crippling anxiety now?
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>>81420857
He said "pilly packer" on live national television.
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this is straight ass so far
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Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln
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oh god the stool
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I'm not white and I enjoyed this monologue like if I was one.
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>>81420886
wat
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>>81420885
you fried your nervous system

invest in bezos
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>>81420885
>not having horrible crippling anxiety regardless of what you drink
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>>81420886
he also made jokes about women with smelly vaginas
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Fuck I love CK opening infinite monologues.
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kawaii
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I get told I have nice eyelashes all the time. Its weird.
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That was pretty good, but he should stop apologizing for his better jokes
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>>81421008
Me too. Girls always say that they're jealous of me.
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he looks creepy
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Louis isn't that good of an actor
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>>81421008
ive been accused of wearing makeup in high school because of mine.
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Why does /tv/ hate Louis C.K. again?
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>>81420885

I got flashes of anxiety when I got out of the hospital and went into mild opiate withdrawal, could have something to do with your dopamine levels.
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He's litterally glistening lol
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>>81421008
>>81421030
>>81421045

LOW T
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>>81421050
apparently he's a hardcore cuck even though he's been single for like a fucking decade
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Adie's gettin' some on Girls.
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SNL is getting more adventurous with their camera work
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>>81421008
>>81421030
>>81421045
All this has happened to me too bros. Too bad everything else is a mess
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this is totally absurd, in a good way

did Louis help write the sketches this week?
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>>81421050
He likes to corner young female comedians in their dressing rooms and make them watch him masturbate.
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Holy fuck that was hilarious.
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>>81421078
nigga i had a full chest of hair by 16
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Gay sketch
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how much did maybelline pay for that?
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Man that was a clunky ending

Gotta get that ad revenue I guess somehow I guess
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R E F U G E E S
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cecily really is pregnant now guys LOOK at her
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SNL has upped the product placement
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>>81421120
This week's product placement.

Now is he going to give a Pepsi to a cop?
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This is parodying that one commercial I bet.
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i am literally scott
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Wtf SNL is redpilled now?
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Mocking virtue signalling? BASED
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>>81421116
>girl eyelashes on an ape

eww
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#black
#lives
#matter
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Is Cecily playing a black person in this?
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Hm. This must be a Mooney written thing.
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they actually never have sketches about slacktivism
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DUDE SLACKTIVISM LMAO
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insert rap
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I knew a CK night would be a good night. Not disappointed so far
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>>81421145
I'm surprised they sell leather maternity pants
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I bet Scott is the one who calls others reddit
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>believing virtue-signaling is a whites-only thing

black people do the same fucking shit on their social media
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Scott is a pretty dope-ass nigga
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Thank you Anon for posting on /pol/ and changing the world one shitpost at a time
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Look at Cecily's thighs!
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so with jimmy fallon hosting next week, timberlake HAS to make an appearance, right?

he hasn't showed up in like TWO YEARS
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I need much more cecily singing in my life.
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>Jimmy Fallon
Absolutely disgusting
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>>81421190
They have those high school players. They're kind of slacktivist.
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>>81421205
>50 year old bald fat men not loving reddit
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Remember that time Jimmy Fallon did blackface?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E37BSMRA7-o
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>>81421210
It's not signaling if you actually believe it.
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>>81421227
I thought they would save Fallon for the season finale. It's usually a cameo-heavy episode of former castmembers.
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>>81421205
Scott is reddit personified. He'd probably defend it and wouldn't be embarrassed to go there.
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Pregnant or not Cecily is still a fucking hot babe woah
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>>81421254
They're cancelling SNL after the Fallon episode because of Dave Chapelle
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>peacharita alcohol for white basic women marketed with rap music
Really activates the almonds
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>>81421254
last 4 episodes are fallon, chris pine, melissa mccarthy, and dwayne johnson for the finale
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>>81421279

Good grief, its ending already? This season flew by.
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I'm SJW as fuck but holy goddamn Jesus that new Schumer movie looks horrendous
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Look at those pokeys
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Cecily's titties looking big in this skit.
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>vanessa's pokies in that dress

damn
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DAMN CECILY HAS SOME FAT ASS TITTIES
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>Sasheer's nips
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Cecily's lactating again.
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>white girls friends with a black girl in the 1950s
immersion ruined
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WOW 1984 DRUMPF

FORGET WHO CREATED ALL THESE SURVEILLANCE TOOLS
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He's doing Vanessa's teen voice.
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>>81421351
so much this
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>>81421344
>Sasheer

best girl
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Uh, kinda creepy.
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>somehow aidy has the smallest titties of the 4 girls
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Is Sam /ourguy/?
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>>81421385
That's the joke
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Sam's gonna get laid. I can sense it.
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NO SO SHUT UP
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Jesus Christ, how old is Johnny? Why is his hairline receding?
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God damn it she can't read
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>leslie arrives
>immediately flubs a line
jesus christ
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OH LOOK WHO CAME TO INSTANTLY FUCK UP THE SKIT
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Look at those milk filled tits
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Dammit Leslie...
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FUCK UP
FUCK UP
ALERT
ALERT
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Why is Harambe always there to fuck sketches up? FeelsBadMan.jpeg
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>>81421325
Schumer is so desperate, even progressives (the very people who she targets) are distancing from her rotten pork aura.
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Leslie fucked up her line so bad
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pete davidson looks and sounds exactly like steve buscemi in this sketch
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JUST
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>>81420675
>>81420677
>The only time you ever see tripfaggots is in an SNL thread

There is a deep meaning to this.
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>'50s
>white people and black people being friends
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MOONEY IS MONEY
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benis
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Did he really cut his hand?
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That was actually pretty funny until Harambe showed up and fucked up her lines. It killed the momentum.
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>>81421456
STFU Donny
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>>81421418
Pete's like 23
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>>81421481
He did. It wasn't part of the sketch
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>>81421481
yeah he's being rushed to the emergency room right now
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What was the controversy here again?
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>>81421467
Boco been there like FOREVER dude
I've been lurking on and off for a while too
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PEPSI
E
P
S
I
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>>81421476

This
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>>81421481
Yes, he cut his hands open just for that skit.
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>>81421473
In the northern states, yes.
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>>81421325
>I'm SJW as fuck
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>>81421507
to romanticizing of protests, doesn't highlight le evil police brutality
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>>81421481
>>81421505
Yeah I heard on Twitter that he's between life and death. /s
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How the fuck did they execute this Pepsi sketch so quickly?
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>>81421507
He's explaining it right now
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>>81421507
SJWs really thought that this commercial proved that Pepsi can stop the impending riot in this commercial and flipped the fuck out.
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>>81421527
Augmented VR with CGI 3.2. They also called back the sun so they could film it live quickly.
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>>81421508
No one can "be here forever" when they are instantly filtered for being retarded and never seen again. Byeeeeeeeeeee
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God damn you can tell how ugly Cecily is when she tries to be Kendall Jenner
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Pregnant Cecily in a white wig.

hnnnnnnnggg
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>>81421434
typical
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>>81421325
Who in god's name uses SJW as a positive term?
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HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
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WE ARE THE LIONS
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>>81421507
butthurt over insensitivity and co-opting of social movements for commercialism.

i wonder if Pepsi wrote it for Beyonce or Katy Perry and they both refused.
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>>81421565
Poor little snowflake. Have fun in your safe space <3
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>>81421325
>I'm SJW as fuck
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>>81421574
>all them (You)s
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>>81421574
>implying fighting for social justice is a bad thing
that's literally the argument I've heard
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>>81421592

They'd have to be pretty stupid to offer it to Beyonce.

So they definitely did.
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Never heard these guys music but judging by their set up its gonna be shitty indie catered to NYU students and/or shitty indie made by NYU grads
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>>81421601
>only a few months until we get flooded with more Daisy content as Star Wars comes closer
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>>81421574
>I'm SJW as fuck

You don't belong on this website
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>>81421467
>he doesnt know kragers tripcode
hownew.ru
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JESUS CHRIST THIS FUCKING BAND FUCKING SUCKS MY GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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https://www.instagram.com/thechainsmokers/?hl=en
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WTF sounds like absolute SHITE
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Faggy millennial music
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>>81421629
They've been decently big lately, Closer and one other one
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>>81421629
Dude neon
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this is garbage

mute and piss time
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their music is shit, but the one guy is pretty cute
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Remember when everybody got offended by this commerical? yeah me neither
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>>81421629
it's Top 40 pop shit

no self-respecting hipster or /mu/tant likes them
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I thought these guys did techno or something.
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Is this supposed to be good music?
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>purposefully sounding not confident and out of tune
>fuzzy voice and can't clearly hear lyrics
Why do millennials like this again?
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Since when do musical guests get their own customized stage?
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>>81421650
>>81421664
>>81421672
>>81421686
>>81421690
>>81421693

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>81421622
well, they backed up a dump truck of money to beyonce, so they probably assumed that would do, but her contract probably has creative control.
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https://youtu.be/1BZifBEOp5Y
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>dominatrix cecily
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>>81421686
Shitty indie has been top 40 ever since fun made it big
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that was a sick side-five
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>>81421707
you listen to faggot shit
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>>81421724
LOL wished it was bigger but saved anyway
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>>81421694
we don't

this is music for post-millennials, people born after the year 2000 (millennials are people born within the mid-80s to the late 90s)
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Just watched the Pepsi commercial

What did that have to do with Black Lives Matter?
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>>81421707

I don't get it, are you agreeing with us or do you like them?
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What is this song supposed to be about exactly?
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>>81421720
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING THEY LIVE REFERENCE LMAO SO EDGY DUDE
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>>81421738
I don't that's the whole point. REEEEEEEEEE because it's fucking shite

>>81421754
I AM AGREEING WITH YOU GUISE!!!
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>>81421719
Beyonce is black. I think. Black-esque, anyway.

No shit she'd turn it down.
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is the show running behind or did NBC 10 in Philly fuck up by showing the time and temperature right before the musical guest instead of weekend update where it normally goes?
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this is the worse episode they've had in a long time
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>>81421744
hyg
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>>81421707

Knew you had shit taste, glad to see it confirmed.
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Next iphone's ad music
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>>81421752
didn't you hear? they own the rights to any and all future protests for the rest of eternity.

KINGS. THEY. WUZ.
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>>81421756
From what I understand it's some rich kid that goes to Paris with a girl to get away from his annoying parents
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>>81421795
oh LOL iseewhatyoudidtherebutthanks.jpeg
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>>81421797
see my other post, I'm just retarded. I was actually REEEEEEEEEINGGG at the shitty music not you
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Wow. Nicole Richie looks pretty good having lost all that weight. Shame she still has those giant facial moles.
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oooh weekend update time can't wait to see what wisdom they're ready to share with us about syria
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>>81421818

Then something about posting pictures in a bar.

Hm, they cut off the beginning with WU for me.
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>>81421752
it's not directly about BLM

it's just asinine that a Pepsi can stop civil unrest, using the imagery of protests and an insincere celebration of unity and diversity to shill a fucking soda
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LOCK HER UP
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Colin is cute! CUTE!
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Ah, I love The Three Stooges.
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HILLARY CRITTON
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SNL is getting more red pilled each week
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>Deport Mexicans

Seriously, do people not understand the difference between documented and undocumented? Or what about the fact that this practice happened before Trump was born?
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>Hilary crinton
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Leftists don't know who to side with
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>>81421886
If Trump hadn't bombed them I'm sure they would have criticized him for doing nothing while Syria gasses its citizens.
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>>81421846
>heroin

fucking dropped
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TRUMP WILL SNATCH EVERY BIRTHDAY
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>>81421889
Trump said that all Mexicans are rapists and murderers and that they have to go back.
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>>81421884

You leave my SNL husbando alone!
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Wait, I think my NBC is late.

They just made a joke about Colin buying weed, am I behind?
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>>81420857
>I think Martin Lawrence tops it. Even though half of it will never be seen again because it almost got the show cancelled.
explain
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>>81421909
Maybe, but they still could have criticized him while sticking with the MSM 'we should bomb Syria' story
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>>81421933
same here
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>say Steve Bannon was removed from NSC
>audience hoots and cheers

Do they literally just have liberals in every fucking audience? They did the exact same thing on Colbert's show
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>>81421939
http://financialjuneteenth.com/how-martin-lawrence-got-banned-from-saturday-night-live/
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can't believe it took until weekend update until the first kate appearance
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>>81421939
He said "pilly packer" on live national television.
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>>81421959
Yes, these are shot in liberal big cities.
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>>81421959

They're shot in NYC.
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>>81421959
well considering he's a horrible fucking human being, anyone with morals would applaud him losing any amount of power

then again you trumptards have no morals, so :^)
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>that statue

i cant stop fucking laughing
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>everyone hates Bannon and they don't even know why

This is proof the Globalists are winning
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>>81421995
>trumptards have no morals
At least that's more morals than Hillary
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Kinda looks like BJ from Wolfenstein.
>>
make the reaction face pls
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>>81422009

At least everyone hates Jared.
>>
>>81421926
>>81421995
Here's your (you), enjoy.
>>
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>>81422002
nice thumbnail faggot
>>
LOOK AT COLINS LITTLE SMILE OH MY GOD
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>>81421959
Were you watching Colbert the other day after the Masters? They only did the monologue and then switched to a rerun. Weird
Btw, I'm sure Colbert and Seth Meyers have their monologues written by people at the DNC or Media Matters. They've shared the same jokes before.
>>
>>81422042
Sorry, 4chan isn't some secret club where you're only allowed to have one type of political opinion.

Get fucked, faggot.
>>
>>81421959
If Trump gets to pack his crowds with paid Trumplerinas then SNL are allowed to select friendly audiences as well.
>>
I miss Davey.
>>
yikes that shoop was awful
>>
Aw, good for the manatees. Those things are cute.
>>
that was super short

wonder if they had to cut time because louis ck's monologue was so long
>>
>>81421963
the fuck is "pilly packer"?
>>
Tiny reference to Don Rickles.

F
>>
>>81422080
I would say I miss capsbro but he's a homo.
>>
Are we going to have live watch threads for the Weekend Update specials that are going to air in the summer?

Also we're auto saging but we're still on page two. We should be fine for the next 30 minutes. Do not make a new thread.
>>
>>81422140
pharmacist
>>
holy shit how do normies watch all these ads

even worse they PAY to watch their entertainment with all these ads in them
>>
>>81422160
>>81422140
yeah and why is it so wrong?
>>
>>81422197
thought the same so much fucking ads
>>
>>81422140
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pilly+packer
>>
>>81422197
When I used to watch live tv I would have a channel on the back button to go back to
>>
Baldwin's pulling double duty this week
>>
WAY TO FUCK UP NBC
>>
Baldwin as Trump and O'Reilly? lmao
>>
Hahaha, literally no one gives a shit that alec baldwin is on anymore
>>
you are worthress arec bardwin
>>
>>81422160
so?
>>
>>81422250
>as Trump and O'Reilly?

They're both sex offenders. Makes sense.
>>
>>81422250
wow, this is so mean....that smirk......he's fucking great.
>>
>>81422259

He's on so often its not a surprise anymore.
>>
>>81422246
seriously what the fuck is going on
>>
Alec looks more like Ross Perot than Bill
>>
You can see Cecily's erect nipple
>>
dog cocaine made me laugh
>>
Those sponsor jokes were cringey.
>>
>>81422219
bitch I googled it and got some gay reddit shit about Martin Lawrence not why that shit is bad to say on tv which is what I want to know

I also I just won $200 on Daniel Cormier so fuck you
>>
Inception Baldwin Dude!
>>
>Alec talking to Alec
>>
whoa

double Baldwin
>>
I'm seeing double here, four Alec Baldwins
>>
Its sad that baldwin is better at impressions than most of the cast
>>
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE NBC
>>
Baldwinception.
>>
>by bombing a bunch of (ragheads?)
>>
>>81422340
Not my waifu Melissa, she does a great Owen Wilson
>>
>>81422340
jay pharaoh was good at impressions but that's literally all he was good at
>>
Hahahaha DRUMPF!!

Pussy grab!!
>>
>>81422076
>>81422078
Hey buddy, what's wrong? Did you forget the password for your reddit account?
>>
>>81422369
You have a clip of that
>>
The sketch feel flat. I guess they couldn't come up with any good jokes
>>
Reminds me of www.clownpenis.fart
>>
>>81422383
>i can't argue any points
>i know!!1 i'll just say le reddit!!11 xDD
>>
Damn, great concept. I want to do this now!
>>
>>81422415
I wish I could give you gold, kind sir.
;^D
>>
> there's no protocol for whatever this is
hahahaha
>>
rare melissa sighting
>>
>>81422427
I kinda want to too. I actually like clowns and have known a few since I worked with Shriners.
>>
Hey, that was Optimus Prime, jerk.
>>
man, bobby has been awol more than usual this year.
>>
that was pretty funny
>>
That sticker shit is so dumb
>>
Was that Melissa's bit for tonight?
>>
I'm sick of this damn sticker commercial
>>
>boys are boys
>and girls are toys
>>
>>81422493
>android poor fag spotted
>>
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>>81422415
I can just imagine you, filled with autistic rage as you slam your shit-covered fingers on your keyboard to put out a refute as fast as humanly possible
>>
>>81422500
Apple going for the tween crowd. Not creepy at all.
>>
>>81422500
BOYS ARE BOYS AND GIRLS ARE CHOI
>>
20 minutes to go and Louie made only 2 skits :(
>>
i wonder if the 12:55 sketch is going to be drunk Louis and Kate making out at last call in a townie bar. Those are pretty fun.
>>
>>81422510
>boys are boys
>and girls our toys
Ftfy
>>
>>81422518
It's not about being poor. Apple can't do original ideas anymore, so they market existing shit as breakthroughs when they finally get around to implementing them in their own apps.
>>
>>81422465
I'd mostly like to chop them up and put them in the fridge.
>>
>>81422436
>>81422526
>samefagging
damn that's pathetic
>>
>live in all time zones
Man, they're running out of gimmicks
>>
So how many kids eating the tide pods did it take to make them put out that commercial?
>>
CHRISTIE
>>
>I am a woman
>>
No monstergirl Kate skit tonight? ;(
>>
>>81422581

Yeah, that sounds about right.
>>
Deep Thoughts Sectionals
>>
They are trying hard to cover Cecily's pregnancy.
>>
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>>81422583
>i can't argue any points
>i know!!1 i'll just say le samefag!!11 xDD
>>
I always did like sectionals, they seem comfy.
>>
>>81422650
i'll fukin cover her pregnancy, fuck
>>
>>81422661

They are.

But this is kinda stupid.
>>
>>81422658
>using MS paint to make it look like you weren't samefagging
>then using the same mocking i did because of how triggered you are
lmao
>>
Trump wins this week
>>
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>>81422658
I can do that too
>>
>>81422667
Too late, I already impregnated her
>>
that was like a 12:55 skit, weird as shit

the last skit better get REALLY weird
>>
WHAT A TWIST
>>
>shades of blue
why even is this still on
>>
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>>81422719
i'm thinking louis might have had the entire writing staff smoke weed together the other night.
>>
This show is so boring; anons are having samefag battles.
>>
>now literally a five second black screen
NBC you're drunk
>>
and mute
>>
Reynosa anon, are you here? What do you think about that couple that was shot by the Marines from their helicopter?
Were they up to no good?
>>
>>81422762

SNL always seemed more like a coke show to me.
>>
>>81422745
owns the older hispanic and italian demographics
>>
This is god damn awful
>>
>>81422787

It was back during the Belushi days.
>>
THE DRUMMER
>>
>>81422787
It always used to be until they let that cunt Fey be head writer.
>>
>>81421567

kek i recognize that pic
>>
>>81422787
apparently not since 1981, honestly. the coke stories from the late 80s only was a few people like A. Whitley Brown. Farley supposedly wasn't fucked up most of his time there.
>>
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>>81422688
>>81422701
>being THIS mad
>>
>>81422787
Definitely was in the 80s. I can only imagine a few members of this cast doing coke. Also

>these faggots changed their outfits
It sounds like they took a song off a FIFA soundtrack and put their own bad lyrics to it
>>
get off that drum, you're gonna break that shit
>>
I hope the bridge is down for the night.
>>
>>81422877
what bridge? where? what the fuck are you talking about?
>>
>>81422907
The bridge that breaks down and gets built up every night
>>
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>>81422907
>he didn't notice the bridge
>>
>>81422907
Nevermind. It was the song. That was the first and last (two) times I will ever listen to the Chansmokers.
>>
MOONEY
>>
Iendowski this is gonna be fucked up
>>
What are we going to live watch together after this?

Showtime At The Apollo is next on most NBC affiliates but some get 1st Look.

TCM Underground is crap tonight. The Zodiac Killer followed by Psycho. I don't consider Psycho to be a TCM Underground type of film.
>>
>>81422958
nothing you lonely faggot
>>
he broke her
HE BROKE HER
>>
[KEENAN REACTS]
>>
Louis' accent is hilarious.

But they really should have swapped this and the last sketch.

Kate's losing it.
>>
>actually getting kate to break character
impressive
>>
FUCK OFF SHILLS
>>
>>81422958
Yeah, same here. And The Zodiac Killer has been overplayed by TCM. Starting to think Robert Osborne was the guy doing Underground.
>>
>>81422992
Are you joking?
>>
>>81422987
it's because they were holding hands.
>>
redpilled
>>
borat, the sketch
>>
This is by far the best episode that Louis has hosted.
>>
>>81422991
i assume they'd rather have a weird ensemble piece to end the show than a weird solo piece.
>>
>>81422958
>watching even more shitty tv after you sat through shitty SNL

have sex
>>
>>81423007
no, she almost never breaks character

she's always the one making others break
>>
GABBAGOOL
>>
>>81422958
Showtime at the Apollo has been ded for many years. This ain't 2002.
>>
>>81422958
Some point next month they're showing Eraserhead followed by It's Alive. A solid TCM kino Saturday night.
>>
Skit of the year
>>
MY WIFE
>>
cecily in black hiding that bump
>>
>chocolate face
We Borat now
>>
>>81423059
They're also showing Evil Dead II.
>Raimikino
>>
>>81423014
yeah
>>
Louis' fucking accent killed me
>>
MAH WIFE
>>
>>81423014
CONFIRMED
>>
Strong finish. That and the clown thing pretty much saved this episode.
>>
ITALIANS CONFIRMED NOT WHITE
>>
MAI RAIFU
>>
baldwin was crying about don rickles :(
>>
CUTTING OFF THE CREDITS AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Rickles

F
>>
Good night all. See you fags next live airing.
>>
It would be funny if they made the end hugging thing like 20 min long
>>
>>81423179
Start it at 12:40 and go on and on and on. It would be hilarious.
>>
>>81423216
Yea they could even turn it into some weird sketch, like they all start a huge orgy
>>
>>81423059
Osborne probably set it up before he died.
>>
>>81423179
They did it once, when they cut a sketch late and the host had to ramble on stage with the cast for the rest of the show. Fortunately the host was Bill Murray who was up to the challenge.
>>
>>81422958
If you donated to the MST3K kickstarter the new series premiere is streaming at 2 AM eastern.
If not, then 1983 SNL guest Joel Hodgson is displeased.
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/guest-performance---joel-hodgson/n9144?snl=1
>>
>>81422854
groups are always changing their outfits on snl
>>
>>81420334

Holy shit.
This woman has been on my radar for a while now. First noticed her in Shy Ronnie 2, and most recently in the music video for Finest Girl. She's just lovely.
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