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Oh my god, eleven hundred and fifty-six more miles to go!

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Oh my god, eleven hundred and fifty-six more miles to go!
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they didn't drive so good
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>>81411420
>be father antiAss
>drive like mad man
>break sons bed
how can he be this stupid?
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>>81411998
i thought he was in a separate car following the 'medical RV'
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>>81412078
he was
but he was driving at least 70mph and the RV had to follow him
there was some kind of bump in this thread and I posted this
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OWWWWW
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>>81411420
TOO MUCH'E GABAGOOL
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>tfw I'm only 30 minutes into part 1 and still have over two hours of Ultimate Fat-Kino left
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Anyone else think the dad looks like this guy?
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>>81412525

Everyone in this family looks like they have syphilis.
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>>81412630
kek
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>>81412630
kek
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How much money would it take for you to suck on Steven's nipple?
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>I'd like to go for a walk please

What did he mean by this?
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ok, i'm out
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>>81413436
is this semen?
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>>81413488
What ?!
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>tfw Steven and his dad have a better relationship than I do with mine
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What's the best immersion food for watching this?
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>>81412882
He could smell a vending machine in the hallway.
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>>81413638
?
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>>81413715
is that bucket for your and your friends?
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>>81413715
Bingo
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>>81413715
are those mashed potatoes on the right? that looks disgusting
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>>81413704
I don't think you want that relationship anon. Both use each other. Steven uses his father for pizza and monetary support; meanwhile his dad parades his son around, leeching off his "fame" feigning worried support, but when push comes to shove he faulters to his weak intentions to keep Steven satisfied.
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>>81413488
yes
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>>81413764
>Friends
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>>81413783
KFC mash and gravy is pretty good though, that and their chunky fries are their only good sides
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TOP
KEK
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>>81413764
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>>81413932
those piss minions
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>>81413764
>friends
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>>81414017
i thought that was his feet
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>>81413764
>that tiny ass bucket
>to be shared with friends
Go away eurocuck
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>>81413715
pizza obviously
you must be new to semenkino
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>>81411908
you dont get to bring pizza
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>>81413715
Excellent choice, musseur
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>when he calls the cops on Princess
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>I don't I've gained any more which means my weight is doing okay
>My goal is to not end up like Steven

is he setting his sights too high?
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>>81416126
He's only having a plate of chef boyardee ravioli, whats wrong with that?
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This guy is instantly what I think of when I think of Trump supporters

The older brother is what I think of when I think of /b/ or /pol/

The younger brother is what I think of when I think of /tg/ or /v/
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did you ever notice how steve puts on perfume constantly

like why is he even bothering to not be disgusting by this point.
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>>81416001
>when he falls off the golfcart
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>>81416448
even he doesn't want to smell himself, can you even imagine? with that much fat even negative temperatures would make him sweat non stop
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That poor little cat...how is he even allowed to keep an animal in the condition hes in??
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>>81411420
Oh My GOD, this place is disgusting!
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>>81416448
>Steve lighting candles so Dr. Paradise isn't disturbed by the smell.
Do you think it worked at all?
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>>81416918
>only 4 piss bottles
>not even full
fuckin normie
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>>81416974
have you ever been in a house with a cat that doesn't have its litter cleaned. IF the cat even pisses in the litter box and not just all though out the apartment
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>>81417016
I can't say that I have been. Do your think Dr. Paradise suffered.
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>>81412882
What the fuck is wrong with his leg?
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>>81416974
I just thought he was trying to seduce him
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>>81416448
imagine that mixture of perfume, piss, sweat and old skin. he smells like a medieval prince.
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>>81413764
who senpai?
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this. this right here made me laugh so fucking hard. this guy that just comes out and stands on his steps to watch this fat fuck waddle around the yard. while a camera records him.
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>>81416601
>when hes wears a neck brace after calling 911 while he waits in the car and his dad is talking to dr paradise
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>opens up a fucking hobby store
how can his dad afford to pay for these two
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>>81417372
not well
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>>81417372
>the fucking food bills
There's no way either of these guys eat under 250 dollars a week
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I love when Dr. Now's reading off the sheet of him going to hospitals and scamming them for pain meds. Didn't think part 1 could be topped but part 2 is pure fatkino.
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>>81417372
the smaller one is smart. he made some money with buying and selling toys, he can pay for the store himself.
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>"THIS IS THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND!"
What'd he mean by that?
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KINO
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>phew, I lost weight, real proud of myself! now I'm gonna eat lunch as a reward
>gets a large pepperoni pizza and 2 liter of coke
>lunch
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>>81413764
what do you think
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>>81417372
Lessfat fatbro makes minis and sells Gundam and 40k figures.
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>>81417582
he's 4 times as big as a normal person, so that is just 4 times a normal lunch, so it should be okay
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>>81417645
It looks like a baked potato
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>>81417666
i was thinking mushroom
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all that coke he dumps out in episode 2. I make 1 2-liter bottle last a week for me when I feel like I need some.

How can people drink more than a can a day? It loses its taste.
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>>81417521
>They're treating me like the disgusting piece of human garbage that i am. how dare they!
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Dad - Enabler
Steven - Self-aware and taking advantage of the system
Justin - The real fucked up person
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>>81417645
>>81417689
fuck im hungry now
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>>81417764
don't talk about Justin that way. He's sweet.
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>>81417764
all he did was have a little bit of ravioli with his dad.
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>>81417490
his store is still in the red
t. reddit AMA
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>>81417372
>how can his dad afford to pay for these two
he can't they ruin him
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>>81417799
>>>/r/eddit
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>>81417372
>>81417490
>>81417802
You can't make any money with hobbyshops.
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>>81417764
Justin did nothing wrong.
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>>81416353

Because that's a candid scene created for show purposes.

You can bet he was stuffing his face before and after shoots.

People that size have to eat an enormous amount of food just to maintain their size.
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Here's the real question, do you think either of them have visited us? look at them. do you think neither of them have been on 4chan before
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>>81417843
he will be fine
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>>81417843
It's possible but difficult. I know a guy who does it, but he's about as opposite from Justin as someone can get. He's extremely extroverted and seemed to be friends with half of the people in my college. You also need to be able to run a really tight ship. It's hardly a task for a life long NEET who can't socialize and organize people.
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>>81417877
He is going to end up like Steven.
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>>81417870
I'd bet Justin is on /v/
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Justin is going to turn his music up to 11 to cure his obesity all you haters will see.

I turned my music up to 9 one time and lost 500 lbs.
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>>81417764
>Justin - The real fucked up person
im actually gonna agree with this. at his size if he actually cared enough to stop eating shit and exercise hes actually not to the size where that is impossible yet. but he would rather just be lazy, eat like shit and then ignore the only way he can get help. he keeps saying he plans on it, but he wont
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Just wanted to pop in and say that these threads and this show made me go see a registered dietitian and am now walking/jogging 5 miles a day. Down 15 lbs and feeling fucking great.
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>>81418106
i bought a bike because of these. lost 6 lbs already.
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>>81418106
ayy, congrats. Can i ask what your weight was? i'm over 275 and this show actually makes me feel less shit about it
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>>81418106
Can you post a pic of yourself? I want to see the average /tv/ poster..

I watch this show after fasted cardio and it helps me skip dinner before bed.
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>>81418152
was 290
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>>81418152
>i'm over 275
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>>81418084
>I turned my music up to 9 one time and lost 500 lbs.
A cousin of mine turned his music up to 12 once. We found him like this the next morning. He didn't survive.
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>>81417870
I'm sure that Steven at least must have spent some time in /b/ a few years ago.
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>>81417870
Steven seems like a total /b/tard

>>81417843
It is possible, but he's doing it completely wrong. He should open a webshop or make an eBay account to sell product online, as well as going to auctions or flea markets to buy collectibles or video games that can be resold.

It sounds like he just has the physical building and orders stuff from a warehouse for customers and lets his friends play MtG
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>>81418183
to be fair. at my heavyset i was around 320 but i lost around 50 over last year, just cut back on stuff and actually got out in the summer.
>tfw sitting around at home eating all winter
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>>81418298
>heavyset
What does this word mean?
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>>81418326
fuckin auto correct Heaviest
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>>81414746
>musseur
This is what happens when Americans try to act cultured
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>>81418298
very good. you made some progress. now you must continue losing weight. i see you in one year.
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>>81418298
you need to lose 250 pounds in the next 37 days
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>81418152
i would really go see a registered dietician with the idea that you are mostly going not for the food choices layout, but really the accountability that becomes apparent once you stick with month after month. I was fitted out with a fitbit and some guide lines like: make sure you eat three meals 4 hours apart, lower the intake of food, and split food choices responsibly/dont go above 2300 calories a day. Having the fitbit track everything easily including sleep schedule and then someone looking over that data each month puts losing weight in a completely different and more approachable perspective. If you decide that you are not going to see someone like a dietician, i would still strongly urge you to get something to track your progress effectively each day. Look up the fitbit right now, shit is great and pretty cheap for what it does.
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>>81418569
>you lost 100 pounds using our strict diet and monitoring, excellent
>now go home with no supervision over your food addiction and lose 300 pounds in 30 days or else you're off the plan
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what did he mean by this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvAlGtL_wI&t=0s
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Do you think Steven was being more honest in the end ? He seemed to made a lot of introspection and this ended the show on a hopeful note. Is he really able to become a less shitty person ?
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>>81417645
What the hell am I looking at?
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this kino saga has really made me wanna go to Dominos. it really is like poison for the body but its pretty tasty.
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>>81418739
Steven is a sociopath.

There's no "fixing" him.

Manipulators like him don't become better people; they just become better at faking it and manipulating others.

Steven meme'd you my friend.
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>>81418298

Anon I want you to lose 50 pound by next week.
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>I DONT LIKE THAT NIGGAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs
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>>81419028
i don't know, he really sold me his whole addict personna, he seemed to care about what his family thought of him when he was more clear headed, and even a sociopath could realise the damage to his own body
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>>81416601
>this is the devil's playground
>pan the camera to the cross
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>>81419751
He's been doing this shit his whole life. He was on Dr. Phil before and he got exposed for the same shit. He was born this way and should just be executed
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>>81418298
>heavyset
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>Steven: I LOVE YOU AS A BROTHA
>Justin: ...Alright.
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Fuck there's gonna be a part 3?
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>>81419257
>hi, I'm kim!
>I don't care..I could care less who the fuck you are

how can one man be so based?
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>>81412738
how long?
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Where can I watch Les frères Assanti Part Deux
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>>81421814
5 minutes
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>>81422195
Its already out on mywatchseries.to
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>>81422195
tres kinographique
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>>81411420
This looks like a True Detective screenshot at first glance.
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>>81418106

You're gonna make it, anon. I believe in you!
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>>81413715
I can't eat when I watch this show.

I think it's pretty unhealthy for me to watch it because I can't eat much for the rest of the day after seeing it..

5'11" 165lb.
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>>81416353
there's little to no nutritional value in that garbage and your body cannot metabolize it.
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>>81418212
very /fa/
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>>81420503
The cinematography has genuinely been 10/10 this season
>that risk of fall sign when he arrives at the hospital in the beginning of part 1
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I need screencaps of the dogshit after he pulled his hair out

I refuse to give him a human name, he is "the dogshit"
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>>81418212
I think the ribs are the most fascinating part of the skeleton so this picture is both eerie yet enticing at the same time.
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>>81418292
>He should open a webshop or make an eBay account to sell product online, as well as going to auctions or flea markets to buy collectibles or video games that can be resold.
My thoughts exactly! I sell stuff on ebay all the time and while they do take 10% or whatever, it's way cheaper than opening a store and I reach many more people. I know of small businesses that have a store front and ebay shop because of the audience they can reach.

For an introvert like Justin to open a physical store to sell fairly niche products was a very risky move and made me feel bad for the dad even more.
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How can you people get pleasure out of this poor mans immense suffering

You're all horrible people
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>>81414516
underrated
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Britbong here so a bit out of touch with hot new meme shows.

Give me a run down about what this is and what makes it so entertaining
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>>81426779

People make jokes about how Americans are all fatasses, but the truth is we actually hate fat people and we create shows where morbidly obese people go into weight loss programs while we laugh at them.
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>>81418739

No. Based on his history, I think Steven's goal is to just be on TV. The guy faked some shit to be on some Dr Phil show and even Dr Phil called him out on his bullshit. Steven even did the whole "I'm gonna change, this is my last chance" thing. That was 10 years ago

Remember, this is reality TV. The producers are doing clever editing and feeding lines to these people for dramatic scenes and to give the impression of a character arc
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>>81427070

Post your thigh. Let's see if you're in any position to laugh, burger
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>>81427110

>requesting pics of American men's thighs

yurogays everyone
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>>81427110
>Post your thigh

oh bby~
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>>81427110

>Post your thigh
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>TFW 340 lbs but I'm 6'1 so I still get laid
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>>81427390
I'm 5 11 and 190 pounds I feel fat and disgusting, I'm trying to lose weight but Dude your over 300 pounds let that sink in. I will bet my life that the only girls who will kiss,hug,shower with, sleep next to and actually have sex with a 300 pound guy are girls who weigh heavier or super ugly girls
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>>81427147
>>81427242

t. Fatties
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>>81427390
End yourself.

t. 6'3" 220 lbs
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