I act like joker in real life. AMA

kys srsly

>>81407232
can you please KYS?

>>81407257
no,u kill urself faggot. In real life I would have shown you my pencil trick

>>81407232
Does your mom ever freak?

>>81407401
no but yours does

>>81407232

so you shoot 10 hours of video a day and only 10 minutes is actually seen because the rest is hot dogshit?

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>>81407422
burrrrn>>81407401

>>81407425
wat?

>>81407232

so how do you cope with being an annoying dick that everybody hates?

>>81407232

How much do I need to pay for your poor, disappointed mother to suck my peepee? ....or your feminine dad, for that matter?

>>81407495
no has said anything, so I dont think anyone minds

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>>81407537
how about I cut your dick and make you suck on it

>>81407600
dubs confirm this

>>81407232
Tell me a few lines you give people you maniac!
https://youtu.be/YiDLqLxS9rQ

>>81407644
I actually look a lot like this guy

>>81407600

That isn't an answer to what I asked you. Go be afraid of talking to women in trade for another decade of barnyard smells coming from your basement abode.

>>81407798
shut up scum

>be me
>see qt girl
>wanna see my pencil disapper?
>she doesn't get the innuendo
>slam my hand on pencil
>fuck
>it goes right through my hand
>blood everywhere
>girl flips out
>plot twist she's my mom
>MOM FREAKED

>>81407926
kek

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>this thread

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>>81407926
MADMAN ALERT

>>81407232
Are you da jokah baby

>have big test
>can only use pen with black ink
>my pens have blue ink
>ask guy behind me if i can borrow one of his pens
>i finish my test before him
>walk out
>never return his pen
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>go to bathroom
>leave seat up

MOMS

>>81408065
guys like you are literal scumbags. I will get my pen back one day

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>>81407769
Like the guy in the video?

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>>81407232
No you don't.

>>81408208
yup.
>charge your phone you fucking scum
>T-Mobile

>>81408227
>serving size is two cookies
>i eat three

Somebody stop me

>>81408065
>not just using the pen with blue ink
I guess not everyone can be as damaged as I am

>>81408254
T mobile is uncarrier kino

>>81408296
sprint is patrician choice

>>81408335
>not Boost mobile

pleb

>>81408065
Jokes on you, I gave myself prostate massage with that pen and now you've been chewing it.

>>81408295
two words:

Red. Ink.

>>81408452
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>81408409
>2017
>not using at&t

>>81408452
I know.

>>81407306
Please just kill yourself. Please?

>>81407232

[MEME]

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>>81408921

>>81409964
kill yourself

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>>81409974

>>81407306
*pencil dick

>>81407232
he asked me for sugar in his coffee... I GAVE HIM SALT