It Follows

>that beard
>that hair

JUST

>>81406608
>that wife

>>81406592
More like It SWALLOWS amirite?

>married to this numale for 10 years
surely theres some hope for us all

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>>81406651
>numale

>>81406694

j-j-jJUST haha,...he's a c-c-c-cuck uhgh... *starts sweating* uhmmm......J-...j-JUST FUCK m-MY SHIT UP....haha.h.h.h...............n..n-n-numale!!!......c-cu.....c-c-ccuck....

>>81406694
She's been crying ;__;

>>81406768
Yeah because he just absolutely DESTROYED...

ANNIHILATED her pussy

That dude gets cheated on a lot
Blind items say MEW keeps him around so her house stays clean and he cooks for her, but they sleep in separate bedrooms and she goes out in dates.
Literal cuck

>>81406694

>get tired of anons joking you on twitter
>take vain selfie trying to flex

Pathetic desu.

>>81406884
>she goes on dates with women

Ftfy
She a huge gay

>>81406828
sh- she doesnt have a vag
vag
girlparts!
STOP SAYING THINGS

This guy looks like me, only thinner. Gives me hope to find my own MEW gf.

>>81407095
You're on 4chan, there is no hope.
Everytime someone says that here I laugh.

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MEW thread? okay.

>>81407279
ITS NOT 2007 ANYMORE THIS PLACE IS NORMIE CENTRAL.

Fucking Netflix and Chill originated here.

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>>81406592

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>all these pathetic neckbeards calling him a cuck
I laugh every time. Stay jelly.

>>81406626
unJUST

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>>81407525

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>>81407652

>>81407335
>Netflix and Chill originated here

what are you talking about? that was a black twitter meme you imbecile

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Just, how?

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>>81407683

>>81407687
lol back from your trip from Know your meme anon?

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>>81406694
His pathetic weak jaw and bitch shoulders make him look ridiculous

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>>81407748

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>>81407815
last of what I have in my MEW folder.

>>81406592

What's his secret?

>>81407931
probably went out and socialized a bunch met her and actually could hold a conversation. Had interesting hobbies and did things besides post shit in this place. you know the normal shit none of us can do.

>>81407931
ancient knowledge says all couples, even the most odd couples are perfect pairs. so, when you see a "hot" woman with a normal guy, it means the woman has a huge flaw. in this particular case it should be her glass eye or some sort of vaginism that prevents her from having sex.

>>81408043
She was homeschooled and from a big family she was a complete social retard and still is.

>>81407931
Maybe he pleasures her in unbelievable ways?

>>81406694
wtf he listens to merzbow?

>>81407714
I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES

>>81408606
youre welcome?

>>81407931
she met her when she was 18 during a cruise, no not joking

>>81406592
Nu-male core

>>81408693
He glass eye shines like nipple skin in the sun

>>81407931
Statistics my friend. Since she's so hot, chances are she would end up with someone that is less hot than she is.

>le GLASS EYE xd
Probably the most embarrassing retarded failed /tv/ meme of all time

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>He hasn't bred her yet

>>81406694

His beard and haircut still look shit and anyone who can't be bothered to put laces in their shoes should be punched on sight. He reeks of hipster asshole and the fact that MEW is the one who went after him actually makes me like her a little less.

>>81406592
KIKED