ITT: We pretend it's the 90s

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Hey, remember the 80s?
Only 80s kids will remember

Man wild wild west looks sick, can't wait to see it! Will Smith surely is gonna stay this relevant for at least 30 years

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>>81406562
wow I just saw the most amazing film.

I would like a sequel but I hope they don't mess it up.

aga! Goo!
pfffff
Ah!
and other various baby noices

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Did you guys hear they're making a 3rd Terminator film? I think we might actually have a trilogy that surpasses Star Wars on our hands

[Conception noises]

>>81406562

https://vimeo.com/29455771

>>81406562


I HAVE ANGST!!!!!

.....or whatever the term for sexual frustration meant to make my meaningless existence seem substantial is nowadays.

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>>81407213
>he doesn't know about the new star wars trilogy in the works

Seriously, screencap this

>>81406562
super mario allstars is RAD

>>81407364
It's 1999 you fucking imbecile, you're not some kind of prophet

>>81406562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCvZ08EgSh0
this shit was stuck in my head as a kid, might have something to do with the movie being on TV often

There is still hope

its so great having no way to have constant regular contact with the average person and thus I don't have to hear what/how the average person thinks thus allowing me to live in what is ostensibly a fantasy world that is occupied only by people sufficiently intelligent/driven to figure out how to use a 90s computer, get on the internet, and use it to seek contact with similarity intelligent people, which I can then use to form beliefs and opinions based upon ideas that people are generally intelligent and reasoned and simply pretend to be stupid and irrational because society is quite hostile towards anyone who isn't stupid and irrational. These days will never end.

>>81407430
Thread theme

>>81407489
4chan didn't exist in the 90s because it didn't need to

>>81407489
>Waaahhh, not only am I unable to ignore the things I don't like, I make sure to tell everyone about my dislike and then still complain about being unable to ignore those things as if it's everyone else's fault
At least I think that's what you'll sound like in 20 or so years time

>>81407560
so 4chan was willed into being by a mighty need from the cosmos?

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>>81406562
Anyone else feel like The Simpsons has started going since season 9? I honestly don'the see it lasting into the new millennium.

>>81407594
a mighty need from christopher poole to discuss waifus in authentic japanese internet style

How many trenchcoats do you own?

>>81407608
I have no fear. They'll have stories for years

>>81407619
i will agree that is more plausible

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was it ghostkino?

>>81407489
what the fuck are you on about?
BBS culture was nearly as cancerous as 4chan is today.

> come home from school
> spot dumpster
> Figure 'why not' excivate.
> tons of fucking flopys.
> dude what?
> go home, checkum out.
> Its fucking doom.
> cant be seen with them mom would freak.
> hide them under bed, cover with comics
> Friday night, folks say im old enough to
have no baby sitter, be gone for the weekend
> pokerface.jpg
> "Okay i guess.."
> Saturday morning.
> they're gone.
> Boot up my 95
> Eating lucky charms out of the box.
> Put in the flopys.
> Praticaly vibrating from excitement.
> Go through DDos bullshit.
> Dont care still excited.
> its loading.
> holyshit.wav
> DOOM on screen, its time.
> Play that all day, dont leave seat unless hungry or bathroom.
> Night comes, need to sleep rises.
> More doom tomorrow.
> mother fucking imp nightmares.

Good times.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

>>81407608
It's like simpsons fags can't stfu about their series ever

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>he didn't wake up early so he could watch Pokemon and Recess while eating Peanut Butter Crunch before school started

Y guys catch that new episode of BEAST WARS yesterday? that shit was fucking rad

>>81407702
Hell yeah son, heard theyre making a completely computer animated version somewhere down the line

>>81407608
>implying it didn't hit rock bottom in season 7

>>81407414
>1999
>still hasn't seen Phanton Menace

What a great guy... PSYCHE!

I hope the Simpsons never ends

>>81407578

You can ignore a hellish reality if you want. It won't ignore you back.

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>>81406562
Look forward to visiting these bad boys some time soon, its gonna be a blast

>>81406562
This Brandon Frazer douche is in everything. I hope his shit doesn't get fucked up though.

GUYS IM FROM THE FUTURE
SUPERHERO MOVIES ("CAPESHIT") WILL DESTROY CINEMA FOREVER AS WE GET SEQUEL AFTER SEQUEL

AND DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT

>>81406834
The 80s sucked, I'm trying to forget them.

Now the 70s, that's where all the nostalgia is. They even just came out with a new TV show about the 70s. The 80s ain't got shit. The 70s will be popular forever.

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Cast it

>>81409491
wtf are you talking about? Superman and Batman were both great movies. Sure Batman Forever was dogshit but there's no way they will repeat that mistake and shit awful cape movies.

Fresh Prince is terrible, there I said it.

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO JAPAN

I fucking love Michael Jordan

CAUSE I JUST WANT TO BE SOMETHING MORE THAN THE MUD IN YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81409540
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

I can't believe the army are going to pay for me to go to college just for serving

With the Gulf War over there's not even anything to do, it's just four years of sitting around and then a free ride to a graduate job for life

Some of you guys are ok. Don't go to Columbine High School tomorrow.

94 is the year of neonoircore what a year!
the crow natural born killers pulp fiction masterpiece and leon p good shit!

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Guys, have you seen the teaser for the new Spiderman film? Cool usage of the twin towers I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc0eP7ausWE

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

THE MILLENNIUM BUG IS GOING TO DELETE 4CHAN AND I'LL HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE

SEND HELP

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>>81409973
It's a god damn commie conspiracy

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Would you fuck a flubber?

Will Titanic ever be topped?

>90s

>in 8 months people who never lived through this most decade will be posting here

Feels bad man

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>the economy is fucking booming
>the Cold War is over
>ideological conflict is a thing of the past
>race relations are the best they've ever been
>we'll use technology in productive ways to solve the problems that have ailed humans for recorded history
>we're entering a new era of peace and prosperity

The future is gonna be flippin' great, bros! Screencap this.

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QUICK!

Post your waifu

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>>81409973
>4CHAN
no !!! 4chan its my favorite bulletin board

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>>81410404

happy to go the cinema

not too expensive, given that i already easily own two cars and a house on basic income. and i can always afford more snacks if needed

>>81409960
wow i love breakbeat.
this music will never stop being cool!

Movies fucking suck now.

>>81409960
saw the trailer the other day before i watched the Ghost Ship very scary and spooky.

>>81410670
You heard about this "Matrix" film coming out? Looks pretty good to be honest

>>81410738
i prefer that other movie, Virus it have an amazing cast!

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Those guys at Frito-Lay are really something, aren't they? I don't know how they did it, but now I can snack while watching my favorite shows & sports without having to worry about any consequences to my health!

>>81409540
>2003

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The future is now

>>81409767
family matters >> fresh prince

>>81410670

Dont worry, the future will be great.

Technology is going to make us all happier. Life will be easier and people will be closer than ever. No one will feel alone because everyone will be connected.

Movies will take us places we've never been before with new and original ideas and concepts.

No one will be unsatisfied because there will be so much choice. Certainly, you wont need to waste your time on online message boards anymore because your life is unfulfilling.

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WAZZZZZZZZUP????

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>>81410404

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>girl wants to blockbuster&chill
>don't know what movies we should pick

help me /tv/

>>81411019
Bitches don't know about the ORIGINAL frog memes

>BUD

>WEI

>SER

>>81411576

Frankenhooker

>>81409540
Sean Connery as Gandalf all the way

>>81409540

A LOTR adaption is as likely as Donald Trump being president.

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>>81410404
Meighan Desmond, aka Discord on Hercules and Xena. Also, Aphrodite.

What has Lucas got planned for the next Star Wars trilogy?

>>81410833
This may come as a shock to you but it was a book first