MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 6 Stunt To Be Tom Cruise's Biggest Ever

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I unironically love Tom Cruise movies. My body is ready

>>81406011
Crash a plane with no survivors

Space dive. Mark my words.

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>>81407047
will he be jumping into the sun?

I think he made his biggest stunt surviving a plane crash in his new movie "the mummy"

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>>81406011
And the entirety of it will be shown in a trailer.

>moving train
>tall building
>moving plane
>underwater
What's left?
Volcano?

>>81406011
I need everyone to screencap this thread so in a few weeks when you read the headline "Tom Cruis Dead" you'll know when and why,

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>>81406011
He's gonna steal the hollywood orgy tapes of the scientology vault IRL and finally be free, mark my words.

>>81407227
Tom can't die

>>81407047
I can actually see this happening.

>>81406011

IRL battle with Xenu

>>81407047
Was just gonna say. I was thinking about people saying how the Fast and Furious movies were trying to go bigger and go to space or some shit.

>>81407047
Space dive, but the horizon will be flat.

>risks his life doing a dangerous stunt
>everyone will think it's CGI anyways

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>>81407415

>>81407365
Like it is in real life

>>81407099
Looks like Kurt Russell.

>>81407359
Regarding fast and furious - i saw a movie poster with all of these cars and a submarine coming out of the ice.

>>81407415
True art

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>based Tom is so tired of scientology fags so much he'll do more and more risky stunts , so one day he "accidentally" dies on the set doin what he really loved and cared
Can't make this shit up

>>81407756
Hopefully it's his last movie, hmmmm what's his most popular/known movie
>risky business 2
>it just got riskier
What kinda stunt would he do there
Lol drive a Porsche

>>81407756
You are now aware that his final stunt will be parachuting into an active volcano so he can do personal battle with Xenu himself, not realizing that he'll actually be instantly killed by molten rock and steam.

So it is written.

>>81407797
>risky business 2
>What kinda stunt would he do there

Have sex with a woman.

>>81406011
Didn't he hold his breath for like 2-3 minutes in the last movie for that underwater scene? That's more impressive than strapping yourself to a plane and having it circle the airport.

Still a manlet LMFAO

>>81407047
Insurance would never cover him doing a regular solo skydive, let alone a jump from the upper atmosphere.

>>81407871
apparently 6 minutes

Buried alive 6 feet underground and he has to claw his way out

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im more interested in what motorcycle he will ride.

Is it gonna be an H2 this time?

>>81407876
you came to the wrong place, fagglet.
This place likes the Cruise.

>>81407047
sounds cool as shit but how would they integrate it into the story?

>>81407158
why not a train that drives on a plane, that is about to crash into a very tall building, underwater

>>81408193
thats easy

>must infiltrate bad guy base
>bad guy got air defense
>we must stay above its range to not get shot down

/ourboy/

>>81407415
Tom does it for himself anon

>>81406011
His stunt shenanigans is how he copes with his manlet status

>>81406075
>unironically

Stop using that word, seriously.

>>81407415
>implying people don't know about his stunts
>implying they don't advertise his crazy stunts as well

>>81408193
>integrate it into the story

When has that stopped them before?

he is literally going into space

but no matter what he does nothing can ever be more extreme than when Harrison Ford fell into a snake pit (shudder)

>>81407314
I literally don't have a response to this. Well done.

>>81407871
>more impressive than strapping yourself to a plane and having it circle the airport

Would it have been more impressive if it was a non-stop to Dallas?

>>81408474
>when Harrison Ford fell into a snake pit.

This has never happened.

Harrison Ford walked through a set full of painted rubber hose and a handful of non-poisonous snakes for "Raiders," and River Phoenix fell into a vat of garden snakes/fake rubber tubing in "Crusade."

Get your head out of your ass.

>>81407846
>have sex with a woman
That's too high an order for Cruise

He dies if I get a number.

>>81407940
>Tom fucking Cruise
>caring about petty human sit when he is XIIIV level Thetan that controls body-space time.

Nigga

he fucking insures himself

and space dives.

>>81408610
OMG pRAise kek XD

Go to Tel Aviv and deny the holocaust

>>81408610
ha, suck it bitch, zero is not technically a number.

>>81408617
>he fucking insures himself
oh shit I'm dying! good thing i insured myself lolz phew

>>81408610
>he rolls a concept instead

Tom. Cannot. Die.

>>81406011
He is going to reach for mom cookies without a stool?

>>81408617
That's not a real Roman numeral

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>>81408610
doubles and Tom will space dive

>>81406011
It's the gay guy in beauty and the beast all over again

>>81406075
100% agree

Doubles and Tom assassinates the president IRL

Dubs will let tom die doing some retarded shit while filming

>>81406011
The guy who said this also clarified it by saying the sequence was Tom's most ambitious effort, not necessarily the stunt itself. Not sure what that means.

Singles and Tom will star in another enjoyable action movie that's good, but not great or groundbreaking

>>81408822
hahahahaha

>>81408822
>double doubles

Oscar incoming.

When will you faggots learn that you can't bomb the Tom.

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Do you think they'll kill him by mission impossible 9-11 to get that Paul walker death money

>>81408802
I'd venture a guess that it means that the stunt is incredibly physically taxing, although it may not be his most visually impressive stunt

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>>81408872
Might be something like pic related.

>>81406011
he's going to suck a dick on camera

>>81407507
I am the fast and the curious about this as well

>>81408822
>double doubles
His magnum opus is yet to come

Doubles and Tom wrestles a live bear.

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>>81408610
>>81408779

Dying's for losers

Dubs and he do a gay blacked scene while eating his wife's son placenta

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dubs and everything will go fine and it will be a good movie

>>81409001
Only Tom can make a complete blunder look kinda' badass.

He's gonna jump over an active volcano with a rocket powered motorcycle

>>81408927
But Snyder doesn't directing MI6 (sadly)

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He will become a big guy

Dubs and Tom skydives from a literal burning plane.

With no parachute.

Isn't he supposed to be gay?

I guess it will be a drama about how he reveal his homosexuality and stuff

>>81409001
that back wheel in the crotch. you would think they would redesign the bike with that obvious flaw.

>>81409088
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

>>81409088
oh shit

>>81409088
TO A VOLCANO

>>81409113
that's john travolta, you doofus. there are a lot of open secret faggots in hollywood; kevin spacey, george clooney, the rock. tom is not one of them though.

>>81409088
how does he survive it

>>81409190
You could probably survive a low altitude jump over water, although it'd be way too fucking dangerous to even try

>>81409190

Land on a huge concave slide that starts out vertical and very gradually changes out to horizontal, so you fall down beside it and then it slowly starts to come out underneath you and you end up just sliding to a halt after a while

>>81409190

Dubs and he survives by falling on that piece of shit fat female comedian Porky

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>>81409190
>Land on a bouncy house
>Bounce up and towards villains lair
>Guns blazing

>>81409190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF_fzEI4wU

>winning every game with C'Thun Priest in casual

Feels so good man

No parachute jump from blowing up plane Uncharted 3(?) style. Cruise is the only one i can picture to play Nathan Drake

>>81409597
Wrong board friendo :^)

Tom Cruise can do no wrong. I like all of his movies. It doesn't even matter that he's crazy and worships martians.

>yfw the two private citizens going on the Spacex moon trip next year are Tom and the cameraman

>>81408617
Insurance is pretty much the only thing stopping Cruise. He'd probably let them shoot at him with real bullets if they could get it covered.

>>81409001
How did he not at least break an arm trying to break his fall like that? This man is not human.

>>81409001
This is what being on level 8 gets you.

>>81410384
People who play with motorbikes and other bipedals all their life have learned to take a fall so they wont snap their shit.

of course, you can still get fucked, but learning to fall saves you plenty of times.

Tom's going to put his penis into another man's anus then pull it out.

>>81411256

holy guacamole!

>>81407876
Fuck off Renner you're like the same height.

>>81406011

>doing some stupid stunt

how about being more productive in life than this, like reading a book or learn a instrument for instance

this is just childish maybe one day he will grow up and do a successful business than doing wacky shit on camera

>>81407974
Source?

he's gonna play russian roulette with a machine gun

>>81411601
clooney pls don't be jelly

I haven't seen Rogue Nation. Is it good?

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>>81406011
>he has been working on it since right after ROGUE NATION came out
>came out mid-2015
Guess who announced his Presidential campaign then

>>81410323
why would he need insurance? hes a millionaire

>>81407415
ghost protocol got a fuckton of publicity for the burj khalifa stunt

>>81408937

include me in the screencap