>it's quiet...
>...too quiet
>Hear that?
>But there is nothing.
>..my point exactly.
>>81405145
>God wills it!
>decapitates peon
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>>81405228
>large animal stops pursuing antagonist to make an intimidating roar
>smart nerd character about to solve problem
>his glasses fall off
>"Ahh! I can't see without my glasses!"
>>81405319
>someone stomps on his glasses
>a dino/monster gets him
>takatakataka
>I'm in
>7/10 lead female character walks by the main group of guys
>slow motion kicks on
>guys slowly remove their sunglasses, gasp, stare, cover their mouths in shock
>"Damn."
>main character is supposed to be homely and ugly outcast
>is literally brought down no lower than a 7.5/10
>>81405145
>I've got a bad feeling about this...
>Shy nerdy girl is walking
>All the white males are bullying her all through the movie
Later
>Shy girls walking, all the while males are bullying her
>Slow motion kicks in
>She takes off her glasses, lets down her hair, removes her bland sweater
>She is ultra mega hot, all guys are gasping
>"Holy shit, i didnt know she looked like that!"
>White guys start following her like dogs, begging for her numbers
>She goes straight into the black clique, muscular black gods who never bullied her
>She says "Sorry white guys, you can't compete with black MEN"
>Fin
All girls talked about how white males are evil, and black men are amazing and hot, and my teenage daughter ended up getting black pregnant, i said it was wrong and she reported me to police for racism, so now im living in tiny motel while Deshawn lives in my house with my wife and teenage daughter
>we're gonna need a bigger boat
>cut the blue wire
>THEY'RE ALL BLUE WIRES!
>main character a literal aspie
>still gets the girl