>I REBEL

>>81404147
So did it become a tumblr """meme"""?

>This is a revolution, isn't it? I revolve

her fat ass was the only good part of this movie

>>81404147
when she said that, I literally walked out of the movie

>>81404193
Seriously. I was surprised by that fat ass. That wasn't in the trailer iirc...

>>81404147
Much like with Daisy-fags, I don't under the obsession Felicity-fags have. She has no acting talent, she literally praised Lena Dunham and has stated she was "always a feminist." She's maybe a 7/10 depending on the scene, I just don't get it.

Is it because she was in the second-worst Star Wars movie that she's suddenly a waifu?

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>"don't CHOKE on your aspirations Director"
>redditor bursts out laughing to the amazing quip

>>81404289
This, I legitimately can't respect her anymore after she said she was a feminist

>>81404219
same

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>>81404334
choke 'em

>>81404289
They're both not conventionally attractive (and in Ridley's case, not attractive at all) so people are trying to be contrarian by Waifuing them

>>81404349
She's a Hollywood actress. They're all retards who jump on the feminist bandwagon.

>>81404193
>>81404281
Do you have pics I must have missed it

>>81404550
I don't Hollywood in general

>>81404550
It's a-whole-nother ballgame though when you praise Lena Dunham. Daisy Ridley's equity feminism was cancerous enough but Felicity Jones actually praising a child rapist is too far.

(link to the video showing the interview when she does this) https://youtu.be/DsDtND60qB8?t=3m38s

She didnt even say that line in the movie

>>81404147
Needs a pepsi can to round out the scene.

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I'd rebel her lips if you catch my carrot

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>>81404147
>rat faced
could be worse

>>81404147
this movie is unironically the best in the franchise.
Star wars is gay as fuck anyway, at least this one was more realistic with no happy endings

>>81405311
i really liked the last 30 minutes of the movie, before that it was completely cliche garbage

>>81404147
>absolutely useless and retarded stormtroopers
>QUIPOBOT
>City large as city being crushed by normal size ship
>half dead mustache rebel managed to get to the roof somehow
>evil guy giving evil speech so mustache rebel could kill him
This movie was so fucking stupid, goddamnit. At least, acting was decent, heroine was qt, visual and music is pretty good. Still much better than absolutely disgusting SW7 which is literally the worst movie of 2015

>>81404334
>"Where is the Ambassador?"
>"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
>"Apology accepted Captain Needa."
haha, yeah, imagine Vader quipping.

>>81405311
Yeah, it was so realistic that every Stormtrooper- even the most elite that guarded Krennic- were gunned down with ease by another group of nobodies.

It was so realistic that again "le evil tyrannical Empire" is so fucking incompetent and stupid it borders on a Saturday morning cartoon.

But of course they bought you, hook line and sinker, with the "LEL ITS A DARK WAR MOVIE" meme even though the reshoots turned it into another Marvel quip fest.

It's the second worst Star Wars movie, just slightly better than The Farce Engorges.

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>>81405416
>City large as city

>>81405489
>every Stormtrooper- even the most elite that guarded Krennic- were gunned down with ease by another group of nobodies.
Have you seen Return of the Jedi recently? They get hit lightly by rocks thrown by Ewoks and immediately die.

>>81405486
>Where is the ambassador
Holy fuck how is that even a quip, it's literally just a fucking question. Leia's excuse was that she was on an ambassadorial mission to Alderaan.
>I find your lack of faith disturbing
Which was said to the guy question Vader's "religion." It's not a witty or ironic quote, Vader is insulting him for being so faithless and ignorant.
>Apology accepted Captain Needa
Is literally the only thing that comes close to a quip. Wow, one line. Really up there with making a 7th-grade "CHOKE on your aspirations" pun, which he never did before (pun that is).

>>81405553
That was autistic too. When did I ever say it wasn't? In fact I said it was "again the Empire" is incompetent. They always have but this was supposed to be a "realistic" war movie, while using the same retarded Stormtroopers. So no, it's not realistic, it's just as unrealistic as the others. Just tacked on with boring, unlikeable main characters and a shitty main villain.

>This is an uprising isn't it? I rise

>>81405568
I love this post, because it really goes to show the type of mental gymnastics Star Wars faggots will do to convince themselves the OT was a work of genius.

>>81405553
Are SW fans braindead? How can they enjoy this shit?

>>81405634
It wasn't a work of genius, it was decent at best, mediocre often and down right abysmal at worse (Endor).

But pretending like Vader was always a quipping punny villain like he is in Rogue One is wrong, sorry.

the old woman REBELS. how CUTE.

>>81404147
>I'm going Rogue, One cannot stay law-abiding in the face of this evil

stopped watching right there

>>81405568
>"'Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director."
Is literally no worse than any of what that other poster wrote. You are a deluded, nostalga ridden fanboy.

>>81405782
T. Disney cuck.

Enjoy your Star Wars capeshit.

>>81405850
>I acknowledge that the OT was cheesy bullshit, therefore I must like the Disney movies.
Now that's a logical leap.

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>>81405629
Masketta man?

>>81404334
>anakin saying inappropriate and retarded things
>something new

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>>81405897
Bane?

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>I rebel against aging gracefully

>>81404147
*smacks lips*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*stares blankly*
DIS BE A
*nibbles carrot*
STAH WOAH??

>>81405940
it's like these faggots have never seen a star wars movie

>>81405486
Do you even know what a quip is? That line isn't humorous in the slightest

>>81405489
>more realistic with no happy endings
learn to read dumb fuck

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>>81406013
Forget Bane

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>81404185
kek !!

>>81406412
Not that guy, but at least two of those lines are clearly intended to be humorous.

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>>81406617

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>>81404147
>RAT FACED
oh I disagree

>>81404147
I'd let her rebel on my face of you know what I mean

>>81406617
>reading Catalyst
>Krennic making all his attempts for more influence
>fumbling all the way
>so many high dreams for the Death Star
>panicking with how much Tarkin is gaining influence over him
>Rogue One
>everything crashing down around him
>most impotent Star Wars villain
Wow. The pains of hubris.

>>81406821
you're right, Felicity >>>>>>>>> Rat Kendrick

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>>81407145
Oh I disagree

>>81404334
>don't choke on your popcorn spectator

>>81406617
I liked this guy, too bad the movie was a piece of shit.

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>>81404193
>>81404281
>>81404611

>>81407186
>1992+25
>still using .gifs


stop living in the past

Could the movie have been alright if it had been more about the genius father and not some random girl and a group of diverse libcucks?

>>81407320
stop sexualizing Felicity

>>81407320
>fat ass

nigga thats pancake tier

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>>81407352
I'm too lazy to make the webm tbqh

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>>81404147
>you have awakened the waifufag

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>>81406057

>>81407554
>those hips

what the fucking fuck?

>>81407427
I'd club her to death with a baseball bat if you know what I mean, man I mean the baseball bat is my penis.

>>81407554
any doctor anons here can explain those weird ass hips?

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>>81407707
Just deal with my waifu okay?

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>>81407709
The mouse is not for rude.

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>>81404147
>This is a Star Wars movie, isn't it? I star.

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>>81407746
>683x1024

do you even try?

>>81407741
It's from taking too much BBC

t. doctor

>>81407707
>>81407741

are you both teenagers?

>>81407751
I hope they disinfected the pillow after the shooting

>>81407751
But it's the not for rude ones that turn out to be the most rude, anon. The mouse wants you to stick your fist in her pussy and dick in her ass and to jack yourself off inside of her while you spit on her face. Deep down you know that she does.

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>>81407799
I'm a mobile poster.
I honestly can't tell how big a picture is.

>>81404147
The force is with me and I'm with the force.

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>>81407840
The mouse wants me to send her diamond earrings that she can throw away and call me creepy.

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>my gf on the left

>>81407840
Quit projecting your fetishes onto irrelevant shit nigga

>>81407903
I feel bad for you, anon. She'd keep the earings and fall for you if only they came with an offer of pissing down her throat.

>>81407320
>that ass
>fat
Go to bed, Ireland.

>>81407913
>>81407799
Cute fucking mouth, I like her bunny teeth and she has nice eyes, but her clavicle game is weak as fuck.

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>tfw some fag posted some of my exclusive photos

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I declare I'm Felicity's biggest fan.
My entire folder is completely full of Felicity Jones.

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I LOVE FELICITY JONES

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>tfw I'll never marry Felicity Jones

>>81404147
>This is a protest, isn't it? I test.

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;_;

>>81407707
>>81407741
bone docter here.

what youre calling hips arent hips. hip bone is actually narrow in her. that protuberance you see is the top of the femur. just a weird genetic combo.

>>81407903
i cant cum if i dont know her height. can any anon give me a quick rundown on her height?

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My wife

>>81408041
you can be her biggest fan while I'm her husband

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>>81408238
Hey, bitchboi, this isn't a Anna Kendrick thread.

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>>81408238
about 5 feet

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>>81408258
No she's mine.

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I LOVE FELICITY JONES

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>>81408238
5'1''

Why doesn't /tv/ like the robot? He reminded me of Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide

I think /tv/ just strangely against any kind of humor in your movies and immediately call them quips negatively associating them with capeshit or other poor movies

Comedy can be done well remember and humor is important to contrast dark moments and make them "stand out"

It worked well with robot man because he was often detached sarcastic and made the audience laugh, but the humor was gone when he was helping them find the drive and locked them in there while he sacrificed himself to save them

>>81408290
shes a small girl

>>81408376
you can't fuck a robot

>>81408333
Not as much as me

I don't even need folders full of her pictures, I've burned her figure into my brain

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>>81408391
For you

>>81404147
That's so cute...

Tut tut, back in your cage, little Bunny.

>>81404334
He did that in the OT as well.

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

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>>81404334
God this movie was embarrassing. A glorified big-budget fan film.

It's pretty clear that Anna Kendrick is superior to Felicity in looks and acting talent

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>>81408448
I get you.
I wanna see her everyday though.
I bought all her movies too.
Every night I watch movies including her.
Shit sucks cuz she's not always the main character.

>>81407320
It needs a bunny tail.

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>>81408685
Based 'non

>>81407536
> tfw Bunny is hungry.

>>81408562
>>81406736
>>81406412
>>81405782
>>81405568
>>81405486
>>81404334
I know this started as a meme but it isn't a "quip" if it's coming from a powerful figure of authority and murderous villain

In character, Vader absolutely is not making a joke or making light of the situation, he's threatening the fucking people that he will kill them if the disobey

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Felicity Jones will always be mine

>>81407873
I thought the force is with you?

- Batman

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>>81408746
>people think those pants a waifu thread

>>81408376
Because it's just a fucking HK-47 clone but took all the edgy darkness from him.

>>81408803
I admit, I am hammered.

>>81408083
I want her to read something lewd to me.

>>81406057
DELETE THIS

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My lover my life

>>81408746
Not true. Vader gives Employees of the Week a box of cookies.

He also let's everyone go home early on Fridays.

He's only bad if you fuck up.

>>81409104
> Blowing up the Death Star.

Pottery.

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>>81406617
>DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
>I-I've build you a Death Star
>And this gives you power over me?

>>81407975
Irish girls have big butts tho dumb nigger
2nd time i saw some cuck say le ireland xddd this week

>>81409162
You have a Big Death Star.

For You.

>>81404185
>This is an insurgence, isn't it? I insure.

>>81404334
There are legitimately people out there and even on this Vietnamese sneaker forum, though a different board, that think this line was absolutely hilarious.

Call it autistic if you want, but at this scene I walked out of the theater. I hated RO up to this point, and when they decide to fuck with Vader even more than the prequels, my hatred boiled over to loathing.

>>81405489
>The Farce Engorges
hi E;R. when's the new video coming out?

>>81404219

Wasn't this part cut out from the movie? A large chunk of the scenes from the trailer didn't appear in the film like the tunnel light-up scene.

>>81408926
>women look better with professional hair, makeup, and dress
really revolves the rotors

>>81405489
>>81409509
I haven't watched his Rogue One video yet, but I hope he rips into it. It's even more soulless than The Farts Encephalitis.

>>81404147
I want to cook this bunny!

>>81404334
Lol more like Darth Quipius amaright fellas?

>>81408685
>>81408685
samefag

>>81407403
nigger

>>81408099
CUTE!!!!!

>>81408685
nope

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>>81407186

I disagree with your disagreement.

>>81408685
I think Felicity is more attractive. But I wouldn't say Anna is ugly, by any stretch of the imagination. As far as acting, Anna is the better comedic actress, while Felicity is the better dramatic actress.

>>81407320
literally no ass

I want her inside of me, if you know what I mean.

>>81407754
Wtf. Did they cgi 30 years of age off her face in production?

>>81411549
>I don't know how crow's feet work

>>81411030
Bunny...Bunny where you gone? Don't leave me, little Bunny...

;_;

ITT: Kissless virgins critique attractive actresses for minor flaws.

>>81411583
>I only notice the most obvious details

>>81411778
It's the minor flaws that I find attractive.

Perfectly symmetrical photoshopped supermodel barbies don't do it for me.

>>81404185
>This franchise stars Adam Driver, doesn't it? ...I drive.

>>81411899
>This is a Hunger Game, isn't it? I'm hungry.

Fell asleep

>>81404448
>watch it Luke!

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>>81404147
>:3

i can't handle all this cute!

>>81407320
That's a fat ass to a white boy.

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>this is an arrival, isn't it?
>I arrive

>>81413851
>Save the arrival!
>Save the dream!

>>81404334
>This FUCKING line
Absolutely killed the movie for me, they bastardised Vader into this walking cariculture of the original trilogy.

>>81411899
lol

This is an erection?
I erect.

>>81414162
this is how Japanese people form government.

>>81414122
It wasn't a quip. Just a bad pun. Vader has always had quips.

>>81414220
underrated

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>>81404185

>>81414272
My point is that Vader shouldn't even be making puns in the firet place. The line just removed all immersion from the movie for me. It felt like one of those /tv/ threads.
>That's it huh, we some kind of Suicide Squad™

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Look at all these cucks thinking Felicity Jones is thier wife.

>>81407320
FLAT

>>81414438
what about all the lines about "hope," reminding people that yes... this is building up to A New Hope. BRAVO, GUY WHO WROTE THE SCRIPT WHOSE NAME I DON'T KNOW

>>81406057
women are fking disgusting

>>81414480
we get it, you like cock.

>>81414454
>it's a redditor tourist doesn't understand the concept of waifus
kill yourself

>>81404147
>Hey, Jyn, you are a Rogue One, aren't you?
What the fuck were they thinking

>>81414272
quip
kwip/Submit
noun
1.
a witty remark.
synonyms: joke, witty remark, witticism, jest, /pun/,

>>81414472
>Yes, yes very good rebels, very good, HOWEVER, the Empire will strike back."

ISIS: I'm a terrorist, right? I terrorize

>>81414902
Filthy gaijin doesn't understand ancient 10,000 year old samurai meme

>>81413591
Fuck off, krager

>>81406481
>no happy endings
>"What is it?"
">"Hope :)"
>literally 90% of the good guys get an epic last stands

You must be 12 to think that was a "sad" ending. Grow up.

>>81408926
what the fuck

>>81409438
>>81404334
>>81409747
>>81414122
You are all fags if you didn't stop paying attention the moment Vadar appears. The moment you see Vadar you should now he will be pointless and used up like a milk tissue.If that was not enough then the costume work should have made you quit.

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I Am One With the Force and the Force Is With Me!

>I Am One With the Force and the Force Is With Me!

I Am One With the Force and the Force Is With Me!

>I Am One With the Force and the Force Is With Me!

I Am One With the Force and the Force Is With Me!

>I Am One With the Force and the Force Is With Me!

I Am One With the Force and the Force Is With Me!

>I Am One With the Force and the Force Is With Me!

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>>81404147
Thoughts on Krennic? Also, I really enjoyed the opening scene as well as the ending, obviously.

>>81407320
fuck off micks

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>>81407320
is this a joke

>>81415009
Leave me alone. I'm better than you.

>>81417048
And I'm better than you.

>>81417062
wrong

>>81415557
I honestly feel kind of sorry for him. He was constantly convincing himself he was more important than he actually was.

>>81417145
put "Krager #KSTEW4EVER" without the quotes into the name field bro

>>81415557
Extremely underused. In a good movie made by competent people he could've been a fantastic character. It sucks that such a concept was trapped in the shit-filled quagmire of Disney's production studios.

>>81417316
fuck you

>>81407427
why do girls pretend to like batman?

>>81417417
lmao

>>81414902
I understand it, it's still stupid though

>>81409527
>women seem better when they are a lie
huh

>>81405311
>at least this one was more realistic with no happy endings
>more realistic
>no happy endings

Fuck you. The Star Wars franchise isn't supposed to be about realism. It's supposed to be a fun, mystical adventure that's an escape from real life, not something that drags me back into it and makes me want to kill myself out of depression or boredom (mostly the latter).
>Muh darker, grittier, more realistic Star Wars

No. The movie tried that, but also tried to shove in stuff to make it more lighthearted (e.g. K2SO's pathetic quips). The two tones conflicted and neutralized each other, making everything flat and uninspiring.

The tone was only one glaring problem with the film. Others include, but are not limited to:

>Flat performances
>Near-total lack of any characterization of Jyn and the supporting cast
>End was inherently spoiled
>No interesting plot twists to keep the audience engaged, just confusing gaps in logic and weird, sudden character 180s (Jyn and Cassian)

This movie sucked dildos. It was worse than TFA. At least TFA has SOME entertainment value, even if it was a soft reboot that played heavily on nostalgia. Watching Rogue One, I couldn't force myself to like anything about it.

>>81404147
REBEL REBEL AND YELL

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>>81408651
>A glorified big-budget fan film
Sums it up pretty nicely there.

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>>81408041
Add this to your folders, Bunnyfags.

>>81417403
Yes I completely agree with that. I'm also a bjg fan of Mendohlson. I figured he'd do the best he could with whatever shit script he'd have to deal with. He didn't disappoint in that respect.

Side note, just finished Bloodline season 1 and thiught it was great as was he.

>>81405049
I'd string a carrot in front of her face (or maybe a jizzing dildo with whipped cream on it) and lead her off a cliff for all she's worth as an actress.

>>81415204
This, a thousand times. He says a joke that is supposed to be witty and (usually) follows with a physical threat, in contrast. He has always done this

I wasn't really paying attention when I watched this. I think I turned off my brain too much

The only thing I noticed about this movie is they made the storm troopers look more like nazis. It almost makes me want to buy one of their toys

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>>81415305
This character came straight out of a fucking Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee movie.

>Blind, Asian, kung-fu monk that relies on mystical powers to "see"

Hell, might as well have been Bobby Lee's character from Mad TV.

Way to be progressive and anti-racist, Hollywood.

>>81418182
rebels were going allah akbar lalalalalala

>>81404147
she never said it in the version i watched(blue rauy=

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>>81418335
Also
>Pic related

animalfufags need to be gassed

>>81417923
nah

>>81407320
I think you're using a weird frame because I thoroughly remember it looking better than this in the theaters

>inb4 the theater version had a CGI modified ass

>>81419674
they always cgi butts in the theatrical versions because a flat pancake looks flatter when it's big

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got around to watching it last night and this is accurate
I don't think Disney will even attempt to expand the star wars universe/lore at this point

I've scrolled through the entire thread. Not a single picture of her FAT ASS. I do not even believe you guys. I saw this horrible piece of shit. A nice ass would have lifted up my mood so I think there wasn't any in that film.

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>>81419815
>>81408651

>>81414454
How does that make them cucks?

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daisy = xenomorph
felicity = bunny
carrie fisher = ?
hershlag = ?

>>81419963
carrie fisher = fish (not because of the last name, but because her lips moved less than Admiral Ackbar during TFA)

>ship crashes into another ship
>we see people dying because of this
>uplifting music starts to play

>>81405486
Wow you're a retard. Congratz kid, you'll fit right in

>>81407217
>breaks the 4th wall
I couldn't believe this. I walked out and immediately asked for a refund and the fucking guy in the ticket booth was Darth Vader

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>>81419963
>hershlag = ?
literally perfect

Fuck all of you are your vapid celebrity worship. This has nothing to do with art, let alone TV and film. This is fame fetishism, degeneracy. Fuck you.

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>>81423580
>a FUCKING tripfag thinks his comment means ANYTHING

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Fuck all of you are your vapid celebrity worship. This has nothing to do with art, let alone TV and film. This is fame fetishism, degeneracy. Fuck you.

>>81407285
Ben is based af

>>81407554
What the fuck

>>81408926
>>81407754
>>81407554
>>81406057
This is 10/10 on /tv/

>>81407320
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