I WAS IN THE POOL!

>>81403753
Do all white boys say this to women?

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>At beach house
>uses pool instead of ocean
Was this ever explained?

>>81403801
>pool can be heated to a comfortable temperature
>fresh water, no salt
>only need a towel to get dry, no sand and shit sticking to you
>private instead of public
Why the fuck would you swim in the ocean if you didn't have to?

>>81403855
Then why did he go out to the beach house in montauk?

>>81403945
to hang out with his friends/get out of the city/try and get laid
jesus anon

>>81403801
I mean I can think of a lot of reasons:
-doesn't want to walk all the way to the ocean
-just wants a quick dip to cool off
-it might be jellyfish season
-Doesn't feel like getting salt and sand on his skin and then having to take a shower when he returns

Dunno other shit.

shrinkage doesn't make your dick that much smaller than it normally is

>>81404623
For "men" like you with a micropenis, that's definitely true.

>>81404623
I mean if you already have a small dick sure.

But my dick loses like 2 to 3 inches when it shrinks and gets all shriveled cause I'm cold.

>>81403753
the commentary track on this episode is great

>>81403945
to get laid

>>81403855
you really prefer pools to the rocking ocean? i don't think we'd ever get along

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>grower
>usually flacid at 3-4 inches
>dick shrinks to 2 inches when in cold water
>8 inches erect

>>81404623
Only if it's tiny to begin with.

>>81403801
The ocean in scary at night

>>81403801
Not all of us are richfags like yourself that can't understand something so simple. It's more for bragging rights to be able to swim in a private pool you were allowed to swim in, and be able to tell other people.
Anybody can swim in the ocean, the uppercrust are able to swim in pools that aren't public/waterparks.

>>81403753
This was my first exposure to sph. It's now by far my favorite fetish. Any other shows with sph episodes?

>>81403855
But waves are fun! And the ocean feels so rejuvenating!