>remove your shirt

>>81402182
James McAvoy - the only man I'd go gay for

So are we getting mr. Glass in the next one or not? Whose side will he be on?

How was Bruce Willis reminded of Mr Glass at all?

The two situations were nothing alike.

>doesn't remove ayylmao girl's last shirt when that's the only shirt anyone really cares about

DENNIS

>>81402262
Because the media gave them funny nicknames
It was extremely fucking hamfisted and shamylam should have known better than to spell it out for the retards.

>>81402182
>And your OTHER shirt

>>81402215
Literally this

>>81402182
His acting was great in this role.

Oscar when?

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Omnomnom

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It would have been better for her to be dead than going back in that house, what a shit end for her.

>>81402677
I'm pretty sure she was about to tell the cops, but they did leave it open. Really think they should just have shown her getting a happy end unless they're planning to use her in the sequel or something.

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>>81402269
Both are hot as fuck imo

>>81402753
She will probably teaming up with Bruce to hunt down Kevin

>>81402182
decent movie with solid acting from mcavoy ruined by a gay fucking ending

the "le twist" should have been that there was actually 23 twins.

>>81402262
>How was Bruce Willis reminded of Mr Glass at all?
is this a joke?

>15 years ago
>guy in a wheelchair
it's obvious mr. glass, and he was bruce's enemy in the previous film

I can't wait for the Unbreakable universe to become the ultimate capekino and completely blows Marvel cucks out of the water.

just watched this last night, what did i think of it /tv/?

>>81402667
a
>>81402677
y

lmao

the rich preppy girls were underrated
the message of this movie is so stupid. if you dont get raped you cant be a good person? they weren't hurting anyone

>>81402797
the black chick was the best outta the 3.

>>81402645
this, he deserves an oscar for this, absolutly brilliant acting.

>>81402667
A CUTE!

>>81405355
At one point I thought he was literally different people. It's an amazing piece of acting.

>>81402667
>>81402677

ayyyyy

>>81402594

>now the shirt on your ankle

COME ON!

>>81405427
It's subtle but when he is speaking to the dr as the odc personality pretending to be the gay fashion personality, that is AAA+ acting

We can click on as the audience as he is moving stuff putting it in order, but you can tell he is playing the part through his acting.

>>81405282

>the message of this movie is so stupid. if you dont get raped you cant be a good person? they weren't hurting anyone

More like, if you aren't suffering you aren't worthy of being anything but food.

Not much of a better message.

>>81405282
I don't think that was the film's message, just Kevin's idea, since he and Casey both suffered in life.

>>81402269
The other 2 girls were hotter

>>81402645
I mean I never thought of him as anything special, but during this I literally said out loud he deserves an oscar for this.

>>81405517
He "changed" into the female at one point and you could tell just by his head movements, he hadn't even spoke.

I don't think many actors could pull that off.

I'll rewatch it in a few days. 10/10 for McAvoy

>>81405722
He's wasted in Xmen.

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>>81402667
I was distracted the whole movie

>>81402182
I'd give it a light decent 7 on this record TRAN-

>>81406113
perfect body. This is the body women should strive for. Not too fat but not too stick either.

Did i miss something obvious or why was hedwig able to block barry?

>>81406113
You guys have fucked me up. I guess I have a new waifu now.

>>81405427
When he was speaking to the doctor as barry it literally took me a few minutes to realize it was dennis

>>81406113

poast from the end where here shirt is off

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>>81406749

>>81406947
ah

>>81402269
Those bouncing tits at the enough THOUGH

>>81402645
I'd absolutely love him to have at least a nomination, but he'll get ignored just because this is a shymalamaman movie

Remove thy shift

so did he run over the dad backing out?

>>81402262
>A schizophrenic man kidnaps and murders some girls, claims to be a beast
>GEE WIZ THAT'S ALMOST LIKE BUT NOT LIKE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER THAT FRAGILE GUY WHO DERAILED THAT TRAIN

>>81408804
Yeah I didn't get that part either.

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>>81408804
the point was the media used nicknames to refer to them. villains with nicknames. that's it. jesus you are salty. get laid.

>>81402269
>>81402797
>>81405622
>>81407234
can ya'll post some webms or something

Her uncle did nothing wrong

>>81406947
So did she cut herself or did her uncle do that to her?
Because he just diddled/fucked her right?

>>81409017
this is why we shouldn't let brainlets post

>>81408983

Fuck off, reddit

>>81409017

They just played animal games

>>81409049
if you dont know just say that

>>81408936
the shyamalong shills are here

So is it confirmed if the old lady also had the disorder?
That other old lady she watched TV with seemed to cement the deal for me

>>81409017
Getting fucked by your uncle may be normal in your family but to everyone else it's pretty gross/traumatic.

It was really hard to not fap in the theater honestly

>>81409017
>/tv/

>>81409112
i don't think so.

>>81409076

geez, it's like, OK, your uncle rapes you, there's no reason to bring the whole party down with your gloomy tude

>>81409126
i just figured it would be strange places for her to cut herself

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>>81409098
>disagrees with your opinion
>must be a shill

go back to /pol/

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>>81409138
i actually thought about it too

can someone provide answer for this >>81406386 ?

>>81409071
You faggots don't get to call anyone else reddit. I turned this piece of shit off an hour in because of professor X's hamfisted overacting.

>>81408936
I want to produce offspring with her out of sheer curiosity. It would be some "Oblivion character creation"-shit, I tell you.

also, she's cute

>>81409194

yeeeaaaahh buddy

good webm, solid 9/10 webm

>>81409187
Weird tits

>when hedwig waddles into the room holding his knees

pure unadulterated kino desu

>>81409076
The blonde sorority bitch is so hot.

She needs to be in a 90s style slasher movie hnng

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>>81409308
James Mcavoy was great senpai

Anyone have a screenshot of the ending where the ayy lmao is in the ambulance bed and she has no shoes on but instead only socks

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>>81409377
>The blonde sorority bitch is so hot.
no
even the black girl was hotter

>>81409484
Shit taste

>>81409502
thats what you have if you think the blonde girl is attractive yeah

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>>81409471
what went so wrong with you to bring you to this point in life?

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>>81409542
man you should write for amy schumer

>>81403852
I thought the twist was gonna be that the psychiatrist, his kidnap victims, everyone else you see him interact with, were all just more split personalities of Macavoy

>>81409606
sorry but she is also a disgusting blonde

>>81409484
Get the fuck out fag

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>>81402339
>>81402262
>and they gave him a funny name too, Mr. Glass

that actress was horrible. the writing wasn't great either

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>>81409669
look, I'm okay with you being homosexual. It just lessens the impact of your opinions on feminine beauty. I, liking women, am certainly no authority on male handsomeness. We all have our limitations.

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ayy

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BLACKED

>>81409017
fucking idiot

>>81409682
>>81409772
>gay if you dont like disgusting blondes
nice meme

>>81409775
is the age of ayykino upon us?

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>>81409806

yes

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>>81409800
so you aren't refuting the point, just quoting it? I'm proud of you, anon. Baby steps.

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>>81409308

>>81409772
Wow nothing gets me harder than caked-on overdone whore makeup and retard facial expressions. Even managed to post an "erotic" bath shot with zero cleavage leaving the impression that the viewer is looking at a twink.

>>81406236
ayyyy

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>>81409910

>>81410007
>Natalie Dormer
>Talulah Riley
>Anya Taylor-Joy
Stop fighting it, anon. Be a good goy and go and have your FAS baby to further destroy the white race.

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You have some serious issues with women. Godspeed, anon.

>>81410130
You know race doesn't exist, biologically, right anon? Just stop and go back to /pol/

>>81410130
>>81410007
Ayy lmao face doesn't mean FAS you dumb fucks

>>81408936

w-will she be in the sequel?

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>>81410208

I'm in love with that girl
I don't know why
I can't help it

>baseball bat is on her reach
>doesn't use it to beat Hedwig to death

Really activated my diamonds tbqh.

>>81410468
joke's on you, she's going to marry me

>>81410822
that's not true

>>81410689
She's a victim of sexual abuse. Didn't you see how submissive she was compared to her friends? She didn't have any courage to physically do anything.

>>81402262
Come to think of it, why didn't they just compare Split to the orange jumpsuit guy? Those two situations are far more similar than Mr. Glass.

>>81411039

orange jumpsuit guy didn't have a name and was maybe a page 10 news story, a guy calling himself Mr Glass and was responsible for multiple terrorist attacks over several years is front page fucking news.

>>81410902

or is it?

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>British Argentine actress

FALKLANDS FALKLANDS FALKLANDS FALKLANDS FALKLANDS FALKLANDS

McAvoy wasn't convincing in the slightest

>>81411892
I would let her take my islands if you know what I mean

SPLIT WAS SHIT. SHIT!

UNBREAKABLE WAS PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD!

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>>81411987

>>81411987

D O N K
O
N
K

>>81411981
I don't understand this reference but I understand its meaning.

So now I have to watch a shitty bruce willis flick from 2000 to understand that ending?

>>81405287
I don't even like black girls, and I spent the whole movie thinking about her ass.

>>81412021

At least take screenshots from a fucking blu ray rip you phillistine

>>81412038

It's his best movie

>>81412037
She's Argentinian, it's referencing the Falklands War.
>>81412038
>shitty Bruce Willis flick
It's literally Shamalamadingdong's best film, and the best capeshit/superhero movie in existence. I know neither of those are particularly high bar, but I'm sure you've liked much worse shit.

>>81405722
You gotta watch "Filth" if you haven't already my guy
Trance is also pretty nice

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I took a girl to this movie and she got super scared just thinking back to me holding her small shaking breathless body tightly

fuck women in fear are so hot

>>81412204
don't trick people into watching filth man

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>>81412156
>>81412186
I guess I got fooled by the rotten tomatoes meme.

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>>81412038
>flick
Its actually a kino you inbred reddit pleb

>>81409962
>>81409308
If I had it my way, Macavoy would at least be up for a nomination for best actor. He was absolutely fantastic.

>>81412218
What?

>>81412245
>The Sixth Sense
>good
kek

>>81412270
its hard to really tell what the academy deems worthwhile but i agree his performance was really good and i definitely think much higher of him as an actor after watching this movie

>>81412320
>le contrarian

>>81412296
>>81412218

Sorry I'll re-write it:

I took a girl to this movie and she got super scared. Just thinking back to me holding her small, shaking, breathless body tightly.

Fuck women in fear are so hot.

>>81412038
How have you not seen it already?

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>>81412021
>>81411987
HIPS AND THIGHS

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>>81402182
ok

now what? remove the pants too?

>>81412238
hey it's a great movie fuck you bro

>>81412389
Q U E E R

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>>81412038
>have to

No, you GET to

>>81412395
pleb alert lmao

>>81412389
is this guy hot? i think if i lose about 15 more pounds ill look just like this, i'm already pretty close. could i get a gf then

>>81412245

>Unbreakable is not as good as The Sixth Sense because le epin meme tweest is not as epinly meming

Fucking critics

>>81412398
F O R

>>81409187
BAAAAAARP

>>81412465
Y O U

>>81409187
fappening when

>>81412038
What kind of pleb is willing to watch Split but not Unbreakable?

>>81412563
Bet Hollywood will chew her up and she'll JUST herself just like Bella

>>81412438
Post a pic of current body

>>81412351
It was boring movie, great twist or not.

>>81409076
why make a webm from this

>>81411987
>>81412021
we got no webms of this?

>>81412369
I'm 18.

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>>81412933

>>81413200
HNNNNNNG

who is that girl with the short hair?

>>81413174
>>81412369
This guy isn't me but I'm actually 18 as well. Funny coincidence.

>>81411981
I would sink her Belgrado..if you know what I mean.

>>81413277
I would have sexual intercourse with her... if you know what I mean.

>>81413234

James Macavoy

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>>81413347
w-what?

>>81412186
The Sixth Sense and Signs are way better than this, qt3.14s aside. That being said, this is pretty good, honestly.

>>81413174
>>81413244
Jesus Christ, I feel old.

>>81413467
Have you achieved all the goals that you set as a young man? Would your younger self be proud of where you are right now?

>>81413200
Shamylan is a stupid bitch for not putting any direct shots of her ass in the movie.

>>81413467
When where you born? 1999 for me.

>>81413508
No and no.

>>81413726
1990.

>>81413741
No, I was one of the originals, sorry to misguide you.

>>81413835
>1990
And I felt old. How long have you been on 4chan? Are you still a virgin?

>>81413923
If you're older than 30 and still on 4chan, then i'm LMAOing at ur life

>>81413347
I don't get it

I finished this movie barely an hour ago and I already forgot most of it.

Whenever they provided exposition for his disorder it was just so godawfully heavy-handed I can't believe any critic has taken this film seriously.

>>81413923
Since 2009 and no.

>>81414004
What sites do 30+ people go on? eHarmony?

>>81414043
They go to a family

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>Go on a trip to St Lucia a few weeks back.
>Sitting on beach
>Everyone keeps saying "go in the water anon! It's so nice
>I-im ok for now heh heh thanks though
>But anon it's so nice! C'mon! Come in with me!
>O-ok
>I don't want to be like those other fatties that wear a shirt in there so I begrudgingly take it off
>Walk into the ocean
>Gear some kid say to his mom "h-hes a big guy!
>I mutter under my breath "4 u"

Pretty embarrassing desu senpai. On the plus side I fucked one of the locals who worked at the resort. I'm guessing because it was an expensive place she probably thought I was rich. Jokes on her mom paid for it.

>Mfw after we fucked my autism flared up and I say to her "it's customary to tip you people, right"?

>>81402645
McAvoy is the most patrician actor currently working but he picks all the shittiest movies to be in so he never really got the academy's attention. I'm not sure they'll remember him during voting season considering this came out in January and even if they do there's still the matter that based DDL has a movie coming out in December so it's mostly guaranteed he'll take the award home

>>81414065
I was expecting this but hoping for more sincerity.

>>81405517
> That subtle eyebrow movement when he drops the Barry facade and becomes Dennis

>>81405858
Disagree. He kills it in DoFP

>>81414080
>Americans have sex
>Afterwards, woman says 'aren't you forgetting something?'
>'Oh yes' replies the American man as he rummages around in his trouser pockets for an adequate tip

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>>81408963
Not from the blu ray rip but this will do.

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>>81414302

>>81409077
I'd play animals with her too honestly.

Best part of the movie was McAvoy enjoying this role so much.

>>81412376
MASHALLAH

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>>81406701
Also same.

>>81414339

is Dennis /our guy/

>>81409542
This is the post of a 12 year old.

> All my motivation / character research

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dafpEJH3glE

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Dost thou not wish to live deliciously?

Y-yes daddy >///////<

>>81414267
I'm not American but those people are poor so it's customary to give them like a $1 tip every now and then.

Was Dennis, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>81412411
God some of the iconography of unbreakable is great. Just his silhouette evokes so much.