*starts smoking cigarette*
*gets said cigarette slapped out of hand by an angry mulder*
*immediately starts smoking another*
Has there ever been a villain that has come close to topping Cancer man?
what was his problem? why did he smoke so much? was he stressed out by all the aliens?
>>81400592
puttin down vip's and general murder for years would probably weigh heavily on anyone
>>81400885
alcohol would have been more effective. maybe the aliens gave him a cancer cure so he can smoke with reckless abandon.
>>81400921
>maybe the aliens gave him a cancer cure
Doesn't he actually have a cure for cancer? Didn't he cure Scully?
>>81400592
Overbearing stress knowing things like Asylum Movies are a thing that make money but no one wants to read his gumshoe stories.
nigga doesnt even vape with futuristic ayy lmao technology
>>81401159
Prolly din wan his clouds smellin like smores an sheeeeeiiiiiit
HAHA WAT A DRUMPFKIN xD
>>81400209
>>81401534
Who dis
>>81401595
Scorpius form fargate.
>x files season 11
>csm is fucking vaping
>>81400950
That was alien cancer.
I'm not joking.