generic movie lines

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>plan B? We're already on plan C for chrissake!
>*something audible happens in the distance*
>scratch that, plan D

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>I should have killed you when I had the chance!

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>Time travel story, characters get sent to another time
>"Where are we?"
>"I think the question is... *looks to the camera* WHEN are we"

GOD I want some Russian propaganda money. Hitler should have just posted on 4chan and made all you stupid assholes his tool.

>how long do you need?
>two hours!
>you've got one.

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>it's quiet
>TOO QUIET

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>are you charlie company?
>what's left of them. Where are the reinforcements?
>we are the reinforcements
Every fucking time in a war movie

>you just don't get it, do you?

>I hope you know what you're doing.
>So do I.

>Luke I am your father

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>>81394586

related to:

>shh! do you hear that?
>I don't hear anything.
>exactly.

>>81394308
>so where'd you learn to do x?

>my dad taught me. he used to be different.

>where is he now?

>he's doing time for y

>oh...

>>81394589
Name 3 war flicks aside from Saving Private Ryan that did this

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>>81394650
>How do you know so much about this guy?
>He's my father
>Damn..

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>skinny 5ft 9 chick beats up a bunch of goons
>"Heh, looks like you can take care of yourself"
>"I grew up with 7 brothers"

>>81394581
underrated

>>81394629
>Do you hear that
>...
>...
>...It's nothing
>Something happens

*character apologies to bad guy*
>>im so sorry

>> no you are not, but you will be

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where are all the frogs

>We're not so different

>Why did you leave?
>I did it to protect you

>Sir, you might wanna see this

>>81394586

yeah, a little TOO raph

>>81395130
>NOT NOW!

>>81395305
>SIR!

>>81395410
>I SAID NOT...
>something bad happens

>>81395557
>WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU TELL ME ANYTHING!?

>You want something done, you've got to do it yourself...

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>comedy relief meets the stoic badass
>stoic badass speedwalks somewhere while comedy relief quickly follows nervously cracking jokes

>>81395305
Ok

>>81394650
>I grew up with 4 brothers

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>there's a storm coming

>>81395084
We're both corn of action

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>>81394308
>character gets shot in the torso
>falls back and lies still for some time
>he lifts his head an groans, removing his shirt
>reveals bulletproof vest
>nearby character: "bulletproof vest"
My number one hated trope

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>>81394308
>female operator beats up several goons
>male protag: "that was so hot"

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>>81394308
>assasin shoots man in the head
>places the gun in his hand to make it look like suicide
>accidentally fires a round
>hits a fat girl in the ass

>>81397301
>assassin blasts mans head off with a shotgun
>places sidearm in corpses hand so it looks like a suicide

name the movie win a copy of terraria

>>81397423
Sopranos when Tony shoots Tony-uncle-Al?

>>81394358
name 2 flicks. also it was a little funny

>>81394746
>girl gives a head
>looks like you can handle it
>I grew up with 2 cousins

A M E R I C A N H U M O U R

>Cop pulls someone over
>Alright buddy, where's the fire?
>There's an actual fire

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>Ok, give me 48 hours
>You have 24

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>>81397806
And your OTHER fire

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>stay with me, stay with me
>don't you die on me!

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>>81394308
>Where's the backup?
>You're looking at it!

>>81394308
KGB?
>Moscow is silent
no

>>81397423
Montage of Heck

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>to girl: where did you learn to suck cock like that?
>I had 5 gay brothers

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>>81394586
>>81394629
>>81395005
I am watching Twilight Zone 2002 right now and this just happened.
What the hell.

>>81394586
>that fucking pic

>>81394448
>you should have killed me when you had the chance!

>>81395084
>you and I

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>young mobster falls in love with an ugly black girl

>I'm getting too old for this shit

>>81394358
that was funny, like generic netflix tv show tier funny