;_;

>asking a famous oscar winner to go to prom with you
>asking a famous oscar winner to go to prom with you using a parody song
Cringe

>prom
???

>>81393593
Good. This kind of behavior is absolutely disgusting. So she turns up, with a bunch of security and other things on her mind, and what happens then? How does he see this developing beyond the initial jej? This is a guy thinking that if he gets needy and measly enough, he'll get his paws on a perfect stranger he happens to have shuffled off a few knucklechildren to. Nobody with any sense would have accepted. These days, Mark David Chapman would have a fucking Kickstarter.

>>81393593
Why do faggots do this? Its cringy as fuck

>>81393593
>enema stone

holy shit get some fucking taste, kid

>>81393593
Smart move,you give in,every fucking loser will try to repeat it. Just like that guy who eats one pic of Jason Segel a day until Jason Segel eats a pic of him. Not gonna happen,but it's fun watching people thinking they are hilarious,new viral sensation.

>>81393593
link

>>81393713
>Just like that guy who eats one pic of Jason Segel a day until Jason Segel eats a pic of him.

What.

Good
faggot geeks need to be put in their place.

>>81393593
hopeful is not a noun

emma stone turned down my being her pusy slave make a headline of that

>>81393593
Holy shit an attention seeking fuckface gets turned down by a person because fuck them. I want celebrities to be allowed to make videos mocking these wierdos without being bitched at by everyone for hurting some poor attention whore's feelings

>>81393717
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/06/entertainment/emma-stone-prom-date/

>>81393644
this is what google is for: end of school year (high school, mostly jr and sr year) formal dance in USA

>>81393750
Based pusy poster

>>81393732
This fat nerd thinks he is so random because he will eat a picture of Jason Segel a day until Jason Segel eats a pic of him.

http://time.com/4680185/jason-segel-face-eating/

>>81393593
Why would she waste her time on some little loser anyway? She is not a ficking charitable foundation

>>81393593
Another example of why bullies are necessary in our society

>>81393593
Good, fuck that faggot.

I'm glad /tv/ can band together in the hatred of this faggot.

>>81393775

Y'know what, that's fine, could be worse.

Lots worse.

>>81393784
This,for real. Bullies weed out autism and strengthen the character. Without bullies,everyone is special and eccentric and everyone is right.

>>81393775
well, that's fucking retarded

>>81393832
No,no,you just don't have the sense of humor! You are just jealous you didn't think of it first... If you had any imagination and a sense of humor,you would be pissing yourself right now.

>>81393593

in a perfect world this would get him sympathy from other girls who'd ask him to take them.

In the real world everybody would be spamming his social media calling him a fucking loser and making image macros of Emma mocking him and his tiny penis

>>81393775
I'm going to shove 3 tablespoons of cardamom up my ass every lunar cycle until Ryan Gosling directs an interracial porno, i hope TMZ reports on me.

>>81393593
>17-year old hopeful

what the fuck is that term

good

faggot

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BTFO

>>81393593

This sentence makes no sense.

Imagine if that was a 17yo girl with a grown male actor.

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>Amateurs trying to chanel mememagic

Better luck next time.

>>81393593
that kid goes to my high school and is stuck up and entitled like every other shit who went there. the last fag that pulled this got to meet miley cyrus at least.

>>81393920
Emma is 28yo

>>81393943
And? In america you ain't an adult until you're 21.

>>81393775
that's pretty fucking funny

worst emma confirmed

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The could actually might have gotten the date if he asked Gosling instead

>>81393658
>and other things on her mind
I thought this was going to turn into a cuckold post when I read this line

>>81393936
I want to kill this kid

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>Prom being a big deal in Burgerland

>>81393775
>http://time.com/4680185/jason-segel-face-eating/
Why Jason Segel of all people?

>>81393920
wow go on tell me more about 17 year old girls!!

>>81393973
>The could actually might have gotten the date if he asked Gosling instead

Did you also write the nonsensical headline?

>>81393593
Emma stone go to prom with me, i'm not in high school but we can sneak in somewhere

If you say no, I will blast you on social media, and you don't want that

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Based Emily Jean <3

>>81393884
>interracial porno

White on black, or black on white?

>>81393593

Emma Stone humiliatrix video when?

>you thought your stupid little song would allow you to take MOI to the prom? Here's what I think of your request *spits at camera*

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>>81393997
I meant to type kid instead of could

you're a big hopeful

She turned him down, out of compassion. She knew that the prom date would inevitably lead to fucking and she just couldn't envision herself giving a 17-year-old spergtard every single STD in the book.

Emma Stone's a cunt, but she's not a fucking cunt.

>>81393987
he's doing it ironically and having fun while you jack off in the dark

>>81394008
a white man fucks a female Herbie Hancock lookalike while being disgusted. The man somehow is sarcastically fucking her while singing poorly. And his mom is there and cuts off his hand or some shit.

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>Implying she won't be pressured for being """"mean and arrogant""" for publicly humilliating him and she'll end up doing it.

>>81394051
I jack off in brightly lit areas, thank you.

>>81394051
How else are you meant to jack off if not in the dark

>the kid just wanted to taste her perfect soles

Don't be so cruel on him

>>81393943
Half your age + 7

Are there a lot of instances where kids produce something substantial? I may be wrong here but in my mind whatever they do always ends up being a shitty spin on the thing that already exists and they think that it's the greatest thing ever. I'm not that far age-wise form them but even at 70 I can't imagine smiling at this shit and going "god bless youth", it just looks low quality.

>>81393995
because it's random,duh!

>>81394144
>Are there a lot of instances where kids produce something substantial?

They're call stem cells

>>81394210
kek well played

>>81393775
how bad is it to consume this amount of printer ink?

>>81394060
this
Media fucked him over. Some reporter should take him to the prom and do him right in his bum.

>>81394322
Not really. Embryonic stem cells aren't used anymore since we have induced pluripotent SCs.

>>81393644

don't all you eurocucks grow up on american movies?

how the fuck do you not know what prom is?

I DM'd Emma Roberts on IG a few hours ago asking to be her pusy slave. She saw it but ignored it

Wasn't there some kid with down syndrome who asked Taylor Swift to the prom.

>>81394397
Post proof

>>81394397
Heartbreaking ;_;

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>>81394397
>DM'd on IG
huh

>>81393593

can you imagine being a celebrity? it must be fucking awful. i'd much rather just be rich as fuck and anonymous. not only do you have to sign autographs every time you leave the house and take pictures with everybody on the street (because everyone has a f'ing camera in their pocket now) but you get invited to prom by 16 year old spergs and are seen as bitchy and elitist if you have the nerve to say no.

wouldn't wish being a celebrity on my worst enemy honestly.

>>81393750
>pusy slave

what responsibilities does this position entail?

>>81394442
everything to do with her pusy needs

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>Dude books LMAO!

All three Emmas are insufferable cunts

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>>81394469
You got a problem with books?

>>81394469
your just mad because she got le blacked

>>81394442
Basically, cleaning it, trimming or shaving it, maintaining it, giving it the attention and adoration it deserves. Also,occasional lickings in return for being a good boy. You know, just pusy stuff where you live your life controlled by her pusy

>>81394486
>ywn have a dialogue with Watson's vag
jdimsa

>>81394494
damn yall whites be cray

>>81394383
american teenage ((((((((comedies))))))))) are not that big of a thing in yourope

>>81394373
IN ENGLISH DOC

>>81394520
Dat nigga Indian senpai

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U mad black boi?

>>81394526
ugh, it's like a dog getting pregnant with cat babies. get it now you caveman fuck?

>>81393920

this happens all the time too. it's not viewed as predatory because the girl just has a crush and the celebrity isn't going to fuck her afterwards.

it'd only be creepy if the celebrity was the one asking the 17 year old girl to prom.

>>81394051
>don't worry guys it's le irony

vine tier horse shit

>Emma Stone

At least he didnt set his sights too high

>>81394574
male celebs fuck tiny teens at comic con all the time

>>81394574
It's not viewed as predatory because the male doesn't accept or usually reply. It's stupid childish bs overblown by a retarded media.

>>81394591
yeah he's got a good eye

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>>81394553
Based Affleck with the brutal mockery.

lets see the parody video then

>>81394594

of course. that's not my point though.

when you read about a 17 year old girl asking tim tebow or ryan gosling to prom and them agreeing to go it's just a publicity stunt and they're not going to fuck afterwards. i'm not saying that celebrities don't fuck underage girls, just that the person who said imagine if it was an male celebrity and a 17 year old girl was misguided since that shit happens too.

>>81394594
holy shit i want to be a male celeb now

>>81394639
there's no video, it's all a publicity stunt

>>81394646
Name 3 modern cases this has happened. Like last 5-10 years.

>>81394601

99% of the time male and female celebrities don't reply. it's only if there's a hook or if it goes viral that it does.

still, there's been times where male celebrities have gone as prom dates in the past. i remember reading just a few months ago that tim tebow went to the prom with a girl with special needs. obviously just a photo op/publicity stunt.

>>81394705

http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-went-to-prom-with-fans/celebrity-lists

>>81394707
i have a special need
to be emmas pusy slave

>>81394742
Kill yourself already you pathetic sack of shit

>>81393593
What a terribly written headline

>>81394555
>ugh, it's like a dog getting pregnant with cat babies. get it now you caveman fuck?

I love this thread

>>81394525
What about google? That's pretty big in Europe, NO?

>>81394754
as long as there are beautiful women to go horny for i can not die

>>81394723
Thanks

>>81394520
>pajeet
>white

>>81394723
>only gentleman is Tupac
>all other guys were contractual or just gatecrashing
>all the girls are contractual and or publicity stunts

Goes to show the least "celeb" of them is better than the best celebs listed.

>>81394723
Nga u lucky this list has EXACTLY three instances that qualify, i.e. the older celeb is a dude, happened in the last 5-10 years, and they actually showed up as someone's date as opposed to just crashing and performing.

>>81393976
you should quit 4chan for a while bud

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either youthful optimism or this calculating mofo thought she would cave into the pressure.

the delusion is palpable

but seriously, wtf goes through their minds? Daisy Ridley had the same thing happen to her.

'maybe it'll make your night, too'

wtf

>>81394857
You know Pac destroyed that high school pusy in the limo

she's ugly

>>81394907
It's a known fact that everyone is a romantic comedy protagonist. Her being close to him and enjoying the magic of the prom,miracles can happen.

>>81394878

great. if i had actually cared enough to spend time researching i'm sure i could have found more but i really don't give a shit. i just wanted to prove that this happens for male celebrities as well and that it's obviously just a publicity stunt and it's not viewed as creepy.

tupac probably fucked that bitch though. i know i would have.

>>81393593
I'm glad a famous person finally nipped this cringey fucking trend in the bud

>>81394907
this pic is funny but I honestly think I would react the same exact way in his situation

>>81393593
fuck that kid for putting her in that position tbqh

>>81394931
delet

>>81394907

I doubt he's seriously hoping anything would come from it but he'd go to prom with an Oscar winner and he'd have something to brag about for the rest of his life.

Not everyone's in it for more, it'd be a cool memory to have, something to tell your grandchildren.

>>81394950
I'd be really happy to hear of a single instance where the older hot female celeb like slobbed the kid's knob, though you know it would never happen. Still, you gotta wonder, especially when you consider how every female teacher who gets caught fucking a student is always weirdly hot and could obviously do light years better. That comparison seemed more natural in my head btw.

>>81395034

my uncle went to the prom with the daughter of dr. jack ramsay and i still hear that story all the time. i bet this kid would tell the story to everybody he met. even his grandkids would get sick of hearing it (assuming he ever actually procreated).

>>81393593

>Emma Stone

This kid needs better taste.

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>>81393593
Yeah I saw the video on the news. It was pretty cringe. He'll probably be mocked by all his classmates and an hero now. Well done.
>>81393644
Yeah. Apparently high schoolers nowadays make videos in an effort to go viral and catch the eye of their favorite star. It's cringey.

I'm surprised, old 4chan would've launched a campaign to guilt Emma into dating the 17 year old, what happened to you /tv/, you used to be cool.

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>>81395073

nah he clearly picked the best emma

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>a potential lifetime of visual wank bank memories
>gone like dust in the wind

>>81394410
did they fuck?

Why the fuck would she go to dance with some ugly beta?
You amerifats are crazy

>>81395115
No it wouldn't have. He get called a faggot and that's about it.

>>81395115
What /tv/ have you been on?

>>81393593
What? What was the sentence say?

>>81393593
That header was a little hard to read desu.

>>81393593

Miss the good old days where a loser like that kid would never make it to 17 to pull that shit. Genepool is getting dilluted.

>>81395115
>old 4chan would have been the kid's personal army
????

janny should put this worst emma thread on auto-sage too

>>81393593
Best Emma has anxiety problems, so I think she wouldn't have attended even if she wasn't in London
A school full of horny and cringey teenagers is a bad environment for her

Didn't Taylor swift attend a prom with one of these guys who did the same thing?

>>81395115
This isn't /b/

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>>81393626
Weeeellll .... a kid should've called her agency to figure what it takes to go out with a person of her statue. Then the actual story suddenly becomes charm til a part that Emma turned a kid down, though (笑´・艸・)

God fuck her for not accepting this. What does she thinks shes too good to hang out with us normal folks?

Bravo for the brave news reporter for highlighting this disgusting elitist diva-esque behavior.

I hope that fan gets some serious grief counseling after getting rudely rejected like that by his/her idol.

>>81394435
Conducted a direct message on the instergram

>>81394469
>BOOKS ARE FOR GIRLS

>Emma Roberts has turned down the 42-year-old hopeful who created a parody of the hit Unfabulous song, I Wanna Be, in order to ask the literal who to sleep with him.

>>81394383
No we don't actually.

But you yank faggots all seem to have seen Inbetweeners and Skins.

>>81394469

>In shock I got to meet Ariel Levy! Author of #therulesdonotapply! It's truly one of my favorite books. Wildly important you read it as soon as possible.

Settle down, Gaston.

>>81395732
It was for a t.v show iirc

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>>81395937
>in order to ask the literal who to sleep with him

>make song to ask Eric Roberts to attend prom with me
>he's at my door with a corsage before it's finished uploading

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>>81396189
kek

>>81396189
>I wish my faggot son could go to prom with-
>we already deleted the date rape accusations sir

>>81393593
Wait, what the fuck am I reading? How does that headline make any grammatical sense? People get PAID to type this shit.

>>81393775
>As for his health, Maloney remains unconcerned, citing Canada's subsidized care
Socialism was a mistake

>>81394525
Yes they (((((!!!!!!!$$$$$are$$$$$!!!!!!!))))))

>>81394525
Easy A was a good movie

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>>81394438
>he leaves his house

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>White privileged bitch with her head up her ass won an oscar because her parents got Hollywood goy connections turned down a retarded horny teen. She's a realist. Welcome to America!!

LMAO

This!!!

>>81396563
>This-ing your own post
Pathetic

>>81395951

no i haven't seen either, but i'm sure you've seen a million american tv shows and movies.

if you haven't why the fuck are you on /tv/? foreign movies and tv shows have fewer threads on here than blacked.com does.

>entitled white male

lmao I'm glad he got btfo

>>81396672
>literally defending your own cuckoldry

>>81393593
Imagine doing something like this but she was so impressed that the moment she saw the video she knew she was going to go to your prom and fuck you.

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>>81396813
Emma is pure

>>81396189
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I responded to you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

When I was in college some faggot tried to pull this shit with Taylor Swift. Just get a normal girl like a non-autist.

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-706066

>>81393775
someone needs to end this cycle of violence

>>81397190
>"I know you don't know me, I'm not a Marine, and I'm a little shorter than you are, but I think you would have a wonderful time if you came."

jfc

https://twitter.com/upsettrout/status/849379709804847104

>>81397538
>https://twitter.com/upsettrout/status/849379709804847104
Pathetic

>>81397538

>Staudenmaier

Isn't that the bad guy from Animal House

>>81393889
It's an informal British English thing. It looks like this story is from the Daily Mail.

>>81397538
>can't even sing

why the fuck would you do this?

>>81394060
I don't think she'll do it. I think people will recognise that this is a bad idea. I mean, he clearly expects to lay hands on her. The media wouldn't pressure a woman to seek out groping from a stranger.

>>81394060
Only if the kid was the niggest nigger this side of Africa.

If hes even got an off chance of appearing white, he must be humiliated.

>>81397538
It wasn't even that well made and the kid can't sing.

>>81397832
No, not at all. If the kid were a sped or physically handicapped the media would.

>>81394383
We see a bit of it, but in movies where nobody is enough of a loser to beg a random celebrity to go with them. The idea of being this demented doesn't come up in those movies. They wouldn't be comedies then, they'd be psychological dramas.

>>81394438
I couldn't agree more, the thing to be is rich and anonymous.

>>81394486
Fucking hell, she looks like she's mouthing the words as she reads, or hissing "yeah, you tell them, say cuuuunt". I'm reminded of that comic yet hot pasta where she forces a guy to masturbate her while she demeans him.

>>81394469
The rules don't apply when your name is (((Ariel Levy))).

>>81393694
>>81395073
https://www.reddit.com/user/half-bloodprince/
https://www.reddit.com/user/chinadunk

>>81396672
There's British /tv/ threads all the time.

And the board's two generals, one is Doctor Who, a British show, and the other one is Game of Thrones, that might as well be British.

>>81394907
He smells of dead semen. You know he does.

>>81395115
Nope.

>>81397747
It's from Metro. That paper is handed out for free on train stations across the country.

>>81393813
inb4 contrarians

>>81393593
Why would you ask some celebrity? Ask a pornstar. More likely to happen and way way more likely to get laid. You want to slow dance with some celeb with 2 armed guards standing there making sure you don't get too close? No girl or guy is going to be jealous. Some literal adult whore grinding up on you in front of everyone though? High fives all around.

>>81398653
I know, I just never saw their website.

>>81393593
Why would I want this fucking horse face coming to my prom and stealing the limelight from me?

>>81395836
>grief counseling
You have got to be kidding you fucking crybaby.

>>81395951
If you don't know what prom is you're just ignorant, I'm from the UK not the US and not only does everyone I know know what one is, but had one. Do you never leave the house?

>>81399150
>triviliazing mental health issues
Can you not?

This kind of shit only works if a little girl with autism asks a capeshit actor or hockey player to a school dance

>>81398070
lol you are so wrong

>>81399176
We're just older, this sick imitation of American habits is a recent development. "Prom" without the indefinite article...kys

>>81399344
We've had something like prom for generations and you couldn't blame that on American influence since we were behind the Iron Curtain.

>>81393658
>These days, Mark David Chapman would have a fucking Kickstarter.
kek

>>81393775
The real headline here is that some fat nerd is shitting out Jason Segel every day.

>>81399419
Britain has always had school discos, what we don't have is the American bullshit about it as some rite of passage.

>>81399482
We have something called Stužková where you get a small green ribbon with your name from the principal and wear it until the end of academic year.

Besides that, it's pretty similar to American prom, but no one takes it as seriously as in those Hollywood teen flicks.

>>81398768
T H I S
H
I
S

dont be surprised when this trend continues

its just a ride

>>81399807
This can only discourage them. You don't want to be btfo'd by Emma Stone.

>>81399257
Anon. There was a fucking Midsummer Murders thread in the catalogue. Midsummer Murders.

>>81399176
I was replying to the insinuation that we grow up on American teen dramas and comedies despite the fact that we have our own that are clearly better quality even to many Americans here.

>>81393593
That entire segment of time where the armed services kept asking celebs for a date was cringe enough as is

>>81395094
No more cringe than every year the dozens of guys in America who buy a rose for every girl in their school and then are offered pity dates and money for it.

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>>81393593
life is suffering ;_;

>>81399176
I think we have proms here now in the UK,
we used to school discos when I was at school.
It was shit

>>81401233
Gotta have some way to """"integrate"""" them refugees

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>200 replies
>no one's posted the video yet
Jesus fucking christ, are you guys this bad at searching on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7j5wPwPPG8

>>81396281
Don't worry, he'll die waiting in line.

>>81401569

>implying I'm going to give a fucking loser any views

>>81401569
>>81397538

>>81401623
>twitter
Seriously? It doesn't even auto embed

>>81401599
You should, it's so cringey that it's only saving grace would have been if it resulted in her saying yes

>>81395117
That doesn't look like Emma Watson.

How do I get Brendan Fraser to go on a date with me?

>>81401778
That doesn't look like Emma Roberts either.

>>81401783
JUST invite him.

>>81401783
faggot

>>81401569
Once again reddit proves that they never bother reading threads.

>>81393593
Any nudes of her?

>>81402028
>>81396990

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>>81402028
yes

>>81394014
>You thought a parody song could fool the world's greatest frog?

>>81393658
Didn't ONE relationship actually start up because of this? That tennis player chick with that random dude...was that prom or something else?

>>81402028
Emma Stone Has A Sex Tape, Made Before She Became Famous, Claims Source

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/11/emma-stone-sex-tape-exists-says-source/

Hopefully it will be leaked someday.

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Stranger things have happened

>>81402139

Uh wouldn't she be underrage

>>81402180
>Uh
So what if?

>>81402180
Emma, are you, you are lol

>>81402380
What did he mean by this?

>>81397538
That faggot should be beaten to death with a dick.

I fucking hate teenagers. I've always hated teenagers. I hated teenagers even when I was a teenager.

he should ask emma watson next. desperate bint would do it too

>>81403344
only for a girl

>>81403344
She is a dyke.

>>81393593
How long until everyone on facebook pushes for her to date him?

>>81394594
holy shit i want to be a tiny teen now

>>81393593
Do you think she was casting couched to get La La Land leading role, /tv/?

>>81402139
>some literally who say they have a sextape of random now celeb
>what an exclusive story, post it!

>>81403841
>>81396990

>>81396990
>>81404522
Are you serious kek. Any actress who works at Hollywood is pure.

>>81397866
same thing

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>>81401569
LMAO!!!

It gives me hope that so many of you understand this simple concept that women aren't entitled to give anything up because someone asked for it, or wants it, or put in a lot of effort to make something in exchange for it, or are "nice guys".

>>81406558
I don't give a fuck about that boy or his video ťbh. Just wanted to make a thread about Emma Stone and this seemed like a good excuse.

>>81401783
Go to your local homeless shelter

>>81393658
get a load of this redditor

>>81398022
>https://www.reddit.com/user/half-bloodprince/
>https://www.reddit.com/user/chinadunk
holy shit what the fuck

>>81393593
Her career is done for. Which is good, she's awful.

>>81407346
>Her career is done for.
why

>>81407380
Didn't read OP, did you?

>>81407408
reading is for faggots

>>81393869
>in a perfect world this would get him sympathy from other girls who'd ask him to take them.

Nope, this would only open the floodgates for other losers/attention whores to do the same.

This all started because of that marine.

>>81407969
Well, he was actually a bit creative. These are just copycats.

>>81408009
Turning down a marine would probably have worse consequences than some faglord at prom.

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>>81394469
Mfw this random author looks like the attractive celebrity in the pic, and Emma like a 5/10 annoying fan
Loving
Every
Lel

>>81393775
>the state of /b/

>>81401569

this fucking kid looks like a budget ryan gossling

>>81393593

But the movie told him to be a dreamer

>>81393593
>implying she'd date a FUCKING WHITE MALE
If this kid was a nigger she'd be all over him

>>81408252
If I made a viral video inviting him to star in my no-budget short film "Only The Driver Forgives", do you reckon he'd do it?

>>81393869
>In the real world everybody would be spamming his social media calling him a fucking loser and making image macros of Emma mocking him and his tiny penis

If this is what passes for bullying these days, it's pathetic, when I was young bullying involved setting someone on fire.

>>81408421
Good times. Unfortunetly, those fags who got bullied are now the libtard trash that lolwrites for Buzzfeed and the like.

>>81408630
t.guy who was bullied in high school

>>81402100
Yeah, but she's Bouchard. Her tennis career is practically over without accomplishing shit and she's riding the SI girl wave of attention.

She went from athlete to eye candy, so her doing a stunt like could have actually had a positive benefit for her.

>>81408396
My hands are a little dirty

>>81393593
no one gives a fuck

>>81409196
Oh, look, a nu-male!

>>81402157

Dude has some looks, not surprised they went all the way. The one asking Stone looks like a faglord and acted like one too.

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>>81393593

>few years ago, some random grunt in the marine corps throws a complete hail mary and ask Mila Kunis to be his date for the marine corp ball

>impressed by the confidence and balls of this guy, she accepts

>millions of other copy cats do the same thing, not realizing it only worked because it was such an off the walls and new thing

when are these faggots going to realize this?

>>81393750

I doubt you actually contacted her with this offer.

>>81394014
You thought you would get to kiss me and massage my bum, didn't you, anon?

Well, you are not getting anywhere near my frilly pink panties, your face is not even worthy of being a seat for my fabulous ass.

Get out of my sight you little shit!

>>81394469
>>81394486

You can have each Emma read you a lewd story. Which would be sexiest sounding, and get the most flustered?

>>81394993
That's not the position he was truly aiming for, anon.

I haven't seen this parody song but I assume it's reddit as fuck and thus Emma is great for destroying this faggot redditor

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I remember a kid asked Playboy Playmate Petra Verkaik to the prom and she went with him. I was jelly.

How would Stone, Watson and Roberts react to being fucked in the ass? Roberts is obviously the most experienced and would take it like a champ, Watson would try to remain stoic for a few minutes but would collapse into a screaming and whimpering wet mess as she's buttslammed like a fucktoy. Stone would be the most boring lay ever, she's like the anti-sex

>>81393993
its not to like half the kids and it ceases to be a big deal to anyone literally the day they graduate.

>>81401196
>some guys are beta and do stupid shit

you don't say

why are euros so against prom again?
its literally just a dance that kids think is important.

>>81410733
Roberts would expect and demand you to fuck her ass hard, anything less and she would punish you.

Yep, Watson would be trying to be stoic but would lose control and turn into a whimpering wet undignified Fucktoy.

Stone would grind on you and tell you what to do. She'd be bossy even when ass-fucked.

>>81393593
BUT THE PROM'S TOMORROW!

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It would be creepy and inappropriate for any normal adult to accept an invitation as a date to a high school prom so why should she be obligated to humour this little faggot?

lmao she's going to regret not accepting the faggot's proposal

she's pretty stupid to let the media tear her ass apart instead of the kid

>>81393593
I'm tired of normies thinking they can pressure celebs into attending dances with them just because of social pressure. It was kind of interesting the first time it happened. That's it.

>>81393593
What a shitty fucking headline.

>>81394383
>>81393644
Eurocuck here
in my countre we have prom-like thingie at the end of high school where teenagers have to perform our national dance and shit

it's pretty different to us prom though I think

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>>81401778
What's the deal with this intimate, percipient gaze; completely tuning out the sweaty fervor all around? It's as though she's

not

even

there

>>81411441
>Berlin
She's high