>No women, no kids

why not?

>>81390920

>no kids

Welp, it's safe to say /tv/ isn't on board.

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Would you a Nataloli?

>>81390975
He was sexist and ageist.

>>81391144
leon would slit your throat goy

>the blue oyster bar

>>81390975
because godzilla

>Jean said in an interview "I really just wanted to hon hon baguette Natalie if you know what I'm french breading about"

Reno is the best actor France has ever produced

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>>81390920

>I'll take "Things I fuck" for 200, Alex

>>81391335
and we all did.

>>81391144
I would risk getting brutally murdered by Leon just to smell her hair

>>81391835
This was his only good movie though

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>>81391835
damn you rate him above this fat fuck?

>>81392242

Fuck, Val Kilmer has really let himself go.

>>81392370
That's Kathleen Turner dummy.

>>81392045
The Big Blue was a good movie.
Ronin was decent too.

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>>81390920
No women, no children!

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i-is Luc Besson a pedobear?

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>tfw when I make a movie about a reformed mediterranean-european assassin on a redemption arc
>he was a ruthless and efficient killer with only one rule
>no women, no children
>enemies send assassins to kill him throughout movie
>they are all women and children

>>81391144
>you know its real love when you feel it in your stomach

Has a girl ever told you that you gave her butterflies in her tummy /tv/?

>>81390920
that's sexist and ageist

>>81390920
>no women
>no kids
>becomes supreme master of his craft
>gets paid handsomely for his services
>ultimate satisfaction
Then all of that perfection is fucked up the minute he lets a kid into his life. Remind me why having a family is a good thing?

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>>81393171
no...

>>81393171
no, i haven't had a conversation outside of "hello" or "how are you" with a human being that isnt my parents in years. that goes for both male/female, even longer with female

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>>81390920
>>No women, no kids

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>>81390920
>>No women, no kids

NOT ON MY BLOODY WATCH

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>>81390920
The ending was stupid. She plants the houseplant in the middle of the yard. It will be trampled in no time, and then mowed next time the grass is cut. I don't understand why, because the shot isn't even that good.

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>>81393273
But letting Mathilda into his life didn't fuck his shit up, in fact it was the happiest and most rewarding time in his life when he took care for her

>>81393494
Geez, what a fucking asshole

>>81393494
That's the point of an ending in films

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>>81390975
Because it makes the main character that goes around killing people for money more easy to empathize, and it worked

>dat horribly written "sex scene" in the original draft of the script
yikes

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>>81393171
Don't make me feel this way anon

>>81393659
link

>>81393412
what do you do for a living?

>>81393659
There was never a sex scene in the original draft, that was always a rumor spread by sick pedos

>>81393124
i could see liam peeson in that

>>81393716
i work in an office part time

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>>81393171
delete this post

>>81393824
work in an office without talking to anyone? yeah, roight

>>81393124

Isn't this basically just Trigun?

>>81393444
sail! sail to death, sail to ruin.
hull shall be broken, deck shall be splintered
a wet day, a boat day
and ere the ice rises!

>>81391144
Would Leon kill me if all I wanted to do was worship her feet and appreciate her petite neck in that lewd choker??

>>81394020
theres 4 other people there and out of the 4 only one interacts with me. he just tells me what to do and I say either "yes/ok" or just nod

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>>81394110
I'm not sure about Leon, but she surely would

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>>81393692
Alternatively, here.
>http://the-professional.uw.hu/Version_1_Script.html

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>>81394204
>But, hell, how beautiful it is seeing them sweetly making love
Fucking kek, they really wrote this

>>81394204
fake

>>81394425
lol sure thing bub

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remake with Omar Sy when

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>>81393171
>Has a girl ever told you that you gave her butterflies in her tummy /tv/?
something like that

>>81394867
>daddy
How old

>>81394867
gayyyy

>>81393171
>implying a person telling you they love you isn't a huge turnoff

>>81394867
>daddy
literally the most beta male fetish

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>>81394055
I would not have a problem with that

>>81393412
wen did this startl??????

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>>81392999
His girlfriend was really young compared to him when they started dating, I don't know, look into it, there's nothing wrong with dating little girls.... that are legal for all intents and purposes

>>81390975
because people are under a delusion that not killing women and children somehow makes a killer more noble

>>81394981
4u
;(

>>81393124
That has been a plot point in various works. its always the side character
>>81393273
How can you be a master of a craft if you have not done all the options. its like being the "fastest driver" but only with X type car on X days

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>>81395460
But it does, if you had to choose between a man or a child to die, which would you choose?
Of course in the real world there is no nobility or chivalry among paid killers, but in the classic romantic sense, a deadly person commiting to set rules gives them a "gentle giant" quality, something that protectors should have

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Would Leon make a good Faceless Men?

>>81393171
Yup, after i kissed her..was together with my ex for 8 years, but of course, my social anxiety caught up with me and in the end we just fucked..meh
tfw 32 yeas old and no gf

>>81395861
Stop lying, faggot.

>>81395873
>implying
why would i lie on the internet?

>>81395894
Sorry, i'm so sorry.

>>81395962
no problem anon

>>81395973
Just kidding i mean what i said

>>81395999
either way, i don't really give a shit

>>81396030
ok sorry

>>81391144
Yeah, if she was hot for it. I'd let her take control though, so she could end it if it got too crazy for her.

Not really a pedo, but I'd be down with giving a cute pre-adolescent a good first

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>>81396054

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>>81393171
DELET THIS

>>81393124
i like it

>>81396071
>Not really a pedo, but I'd be down with giving a cute pre-adolescent a good first
But that's what a pedophile is you stupid

>>81395613
Emotionally I would chose a child. logically man should be chosen because he is already trained.

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>>81396244
Guess I'm just an opportunistic pedo then

I regularly masturbate to and have fucked grown women with no problems

>>81394204
I can jerk off to this.

>>81396293
Many pedophiles are attracted to older women

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>>81396381
>many people attracted to kids are attracted to adults

>>81396428
Well yeah

>>81396428
I mean, in addition to, you get it, don't pretend you don't

>>81396428
yes, some gay men are also married to women and have kids. Do complexities of life escape you?

>>81396468
the arbitrary nature of labels; does it escape you?

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>>81391835
delet this

>>81391835
He's technically not even French

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>>81391835
he JUSTed himself..this is him last year

>>81394867
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81394867
lmao @this faget

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>>81397152
I see nothing wrong? What did you mean by this?

>>81397358
>i see nothing wrong
well of course, since i guess you have the same amount of fat on your face

>>81397416
I don't know how old people work. You don't have to be rude big guy.

>>81397468
>i don't know how old people work
hahahah oh wow!

>>81394867
Why do you talk more feminine than the fucking 6 year old.

>>81390975
The only thing he shoots kids with is his penis.

>>81394867
>Holy 480P Batman!

>>81392045
Fuck you, I liked Wasabi

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>>81391835

>>81397843
who the fuck are you quoting?

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>>81394867
>gays

>>81396290
What about a trained woman vs a male artisan commoner