Do Americans really do this?

No I stand up to wipe

Yeah, we like to pretend thatttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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>>81390318
>putting a rare old guitar against a wall

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How to shit without touching the dick in the toilet?

>>81390378

Nut looks wrong for an OG Mosrite, probably just a reissue or clone.

>>81390378
whats the worst that could happen?

>>81390421
>not being a grower

someone forgot to evolve.

>>81390421
>tfw micropenis
>can relax and sit comfortably while enjoying my shit
heh, dicklets win again.

>>81390581
>falls
>neck breaks down, which requires installing a new neck since a fixed one just doesn't ring the same, and since the guitar is so old, it's very hard to find a similar neck anymore, so installing a different neck will devalue it
>body may suffer fractures, further devaluing it

Pretty fucking reckless anyway, obviously he doesn't care about the guitar and only puts it there for show.

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>>81390378
Been playing for 4 years, why shouldn't you do this?

>>81390421
what I get annoyed with is toilet seats that are too small in the length direction. On many seats my cock flops on the edge or over the edge and I have to force it down towards the bowel if I want to pee and poop at the same time.

>>81390378
>rare

>>81392129
Yeah I can just go to Guitar Center and buy an old Mosrite right xDD?