Nothing happens: The Movie

>>81388311
Why do people watch this alt-right fantasy crap?

>>81388311
Legolas invented shieldsurfing.

>>81388665
Legolas and Gimli are completely irrelevant characters. One of them should have been killed off in the first movie instead of Boromir

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>>81388311
Nothing happens 2

>>81388838
>An irrelevant character should have been killed off replacing the most emotional scene in the movie.

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>>81390566
>>81390566
>>81390566
You aRe like a little baby

>>81388311
That's cause Jackson can't direct and these have no tone progression.

>>81391513
Truth

>>81388838
>irrelevant characters
>should have been killed off

>>81388311
FEMALES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81388311
That doesn't look like Manchester by the sea

test

How do you guys think the nothing happens series of movies hold up compared to the manga or the video games?

>>81392983
>females can't possibly love TLotR

I'm not OP but

I FUCKING OWN EVENSTAR

I FUCKING READ THE BOOK THOUSAND TIMES

MY LETTERBOXD FIRST NAME IS EOWYN

MY FIRST GMAIL PASSWORD WAS YOUSHALLNOTPASS

GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING ALPHA PIECE OF SHIT

>>81393212
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>81393212
>roastie gets triggered and emotional over 4chan

GTFO dumb bitch

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>>81393362
>>81393411

how does it feel to die all alone?

>>81393635
Feels good, anyways, what's your email? ;)

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>>81393815
[email protected]

>>81388311
>Nothing happens
>Saruman gets btfo by Ents and Rohirrim
>Frodo realizes that Ring is a heavier burden than he can bear
>sets up the tone for the big showdown between Men of the West and Sauron in RoTK

>>81393635
>woman gets in an argument
>immediately pulls out the virgin card
All women can only think with their vaginas, because they know it's the only thing they have over men

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>>81393635
better to die alone, than to die alone because I wasted all my money on lazy cunts like you

>>81388311
intense final battle scenes gets interrupted by slow talking tree scenes
supposedly badass orc bred for way goes down in one hit like bitches
movie introduces faramir, the biggest beta cuck in the whole trilogy
legolas starts the gravity defying video game action sequences that will become the cancer known as the hobbit trilogy
your friendly neighborhood wizard gandalf the grey comes back as the stuck up pretentious jackass know as gandalf the white

>>81391489
>wtf there isnt swordfighting at all
kys

>>81394178
>woman gets in valid >>81392983 argument
>gets invalid response like this >>81393411
>woman mock the alpha
>hits too close to home
>alpha starts making more invalid points

all alpha can only think that all women can only think with their vaginas, because they know it's the only thing they have over men, because they believe every board is /soc/

and >>81394231 just proved me right

>>81394231
>>81393635

It's sad to me that a hundred years ago the two of you would have already been married and in love for five years and had like, 4 kids.

Sexual revolution was a mistake.

>>81393212
shit bait

>>81394374
>anon makes a joke
>female comes in and attentionwhores, wants attention for being girl
Women can post here, but the ones who try to get attention from being women can go fuck themselves. For example i'm actually a girl, but I usually never mention it, especially in response to jokes.

>>81394457
it's not /b/ or /k/ ffs

it's just /tv/

why is it so fucking hard to accept that there are autist women who prefers /tv/ over some fuckyeahmovies.tumblr.com and come here

>>81394508
>women can post here
>can
>i'm actually a girl

of course you are

>>81394535
get your tits out for us

>>81393362
>>81393411
>>81393815
>>81394178
>>81394231
>>81394450
>>81394457
>>81394508

can we talk about movies again?

>>81394610
back to >>>/soc/ or whatever the fuck you came from

>>81394668
shows us your tits you cunt

one or two things happen, don't be dramatic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

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>>81394692

>>81393212
tits or gtfo

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>Nothing happens: The Movie

>>81396239
>>81394802
>>81394668


>>81396284
/thread

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>>81393212
girls "liking" things is so fucking cringeworthy

>>81388497
>LotR is alt-right

Fuck. Off