>clowns have either been drunken hobos or serial killers in

clown porn desu

>>81381736
Name one (1) actually funny clown

>>81381766

It's a start but how do we make them palatable for regular television?

>>81381795
softcore
clown
porn
desu

>>81381780

Joseph Grimaldi

>>81381780
The animated series Joker. He actually had some funny jokes

>>81381736
Let's just settle for making them sexy

>>81381780
Sexy clowns are fine, funny no but there's also magic as an option.

>>81381736
>Watch "That's Entertainment!" on tv one night
>A scene with two clowns, who are just guys in redicioulously overlarge suits and shoes shuffle around and run into things like morons and hit eachother
>Almost piss myself laughing

People wearing clothing that is too large for them and hitting eachother are the funniest thing ever, and those clowns will always make me laugh.

>>81381836
can we do this

but sexier?

>>81381780
your life

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We make them tragic first

>>81381780
Donald trump

>>81381736
I wanna honk that clown

>>81381780
Krusty

>>81381836
link me up senp@i

>>81381860
Female clowns wearing clothes that are ridiculously too small for them?

>>81381836
>People wearing clothing that is too large for them and hitting eachother are the funniest thing ever
The stooges made clowns irrelevant.

>>81381736
https://youtu.be/8v-X9iAmF1o
Mimes are also underrated.
Not his best video, but I cannot find the good ones.

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>>81381780

First we should ask how to make clowns not scary as fuck to children and even some adults.

>>81382013
Eugenics

>>81381942
I might later, I'd have to comb through all three volumes of That's Entertainment! to find the clip.

>>81382013
cleavage
hips

>>81382013
see
>>81381766

>>81381766
Does that Lexi Belle mime scene count?

>>81381780
Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

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clown sightings have ruined them for another generation, sorry try next decade

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>that feeling when you're spending your Friday night browsing clown porn on sadpanda

where did it all go wrong

>>81381780
angela merkel

>>81382245
its always the few that ruin it for everyone else..

>>81381954
So harley quinn?

>>81382364

>Edgy Hot Topic Woman

Not a real clown.

>>81382245
literal fucking lynchmobs of people hunting for non-existent clowns. Nice hysteria, America.

>>81382379
>believing fake news about fake news
Don't be that guy.

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>>81381736
go see pic related

>>81382410
Yeah, that sounds like something one hundred rowdy teens with baseball bats looking to scuff up my clown shoes would say. You're transparent as heck, mob-kun

>>81381780
Harpo Marx.

>>81381736
>>81382300
Goddamn. Why are clown girls so cute?

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>>81382545

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>>81381736
>gave me a long sock fetish specifically striped
>gave me a raging clown fetish
Th-thanks PBS... as a kid I never understood how anyone could be afraid of clowns as I was so attracted to molly.
I have often considered attending a juggalo gathering to fulfil my desire as I have zero idea where one would even meet a real clown girl.

>>81382613

Do... do they honk if you grope them?

>>81382744
>I was so attracted to molly.
You sick fuck.

>>81382744
I got her autograph

>>81381990
That was bretty cool desu

>>81382870
Jealous anon, jealous. Was she as giddy and cute in person?
>molly will never be your personal clock
Jdimsa

>tfw I had some phase early last year where I was fapping to clown porn exclusively for awhile
Either I didn't know what to search, or there's actually not that much material online for coulrophilia. I expected a lot more than what I got

>>81383085
nigga try finding mime porn

>>81382744
big comfy couch porn parody when?

>>81381736

By finishing and releasing The Day The Clown Cried.

>>81381736

I want to ____ that thicc qt clown.

>>81383395
I want to honk on that thicc qt clown
>Pixie is her name

>>81383147
See
>>81382171

I'm sure that it's theoretically possible for clowns to be funny but I spent hours looking for video footage of a funny clown last week and found absolutely nothing.

>>81381736
wtf i love clowns now

>>81383695
where do you even find this videos? "funny clown" on youtube just brings up videos of scary clowns

>>81381736

Are there more of this specific clown?

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>>81383789
That was the problem. I ended up find like 4 or 5 after enough trawling but they were shit.

>>81383796
I used to have a huge Pixi folder. I lost it though.

>>81381736
Don't do this, female clowns and latex are my only fetishes.

>>81383820
>>81383910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekmPfBCc4N0

huh, I thought she was just some meme cosplayer or something but she is a legit clown that takes her craft seriously

>>81384034

>all these people talking about clown fetish
>when they don't realize the true fetish is passion for one's work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUUSDcp0zLk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOqM3BF_1Co

My heart.

>>81381780
I went to a gay magic show once. It was pretty fucking funny. And like, when I say it was a gay magic show I mean it was litterally a magic show with homosexual performers. One of them was this guy dressed as a clown and he did all kinda of gay shit like pull a banquet of flowers from his ass. He did other ass stuff too like he was called the "FantASSdick Mr. Omar" or some gay shit like that. He had a recurring gag where he would keep losing dildos and finding them in his pants.

Pretty funny show :D

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>>81382744
>being attracted to a puppet instead of this

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>>81381821
that doesn't not make him a serial killer

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>>81384202
What was this show called?

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>>81384034
Her parents, sisters, and husband are clowns. It's her entire life.

>>81384430
seriously though dat cleavage even inside the top

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>>81384086

Damn, anon...

>>81384430
>you will never be raised by a family of clowns

Why even bother trying to be happy?

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>>81384549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7qUM5WsLlo

Feels bad.

>>81384319
I thought it was molly AND her dolly?

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>>81384619
i want to fuck them both at the same time.

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>>81384430
>>81384549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbLg67SqKM

>family of clowns
>implying they aren't a family of assassins that use clownmanship as a front

"for a price, we make sure you get the last laugh HONK HONK"

>>81384430
>husband
:(

>>81384692
proper clowning is a family tradition, like all those inbred circus folk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVbYYd-yehk

>>81384637
>Loonette and Molly
>A clown and her dolly

I still watch reruns on occasion. Life was so much better in those days

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>>81384619
I'm getting a new fetish

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>>81384702
Sorry man.

>>81384971

It'd look a lot better if he were painted white too. Something about the red nose and white eyes with the regular face is just unsettling.

>>81384971
He puts a lot less effort into his costume than Pixi does, from the look of it.

>>81385008

They're just different styles of clown. Pixi used to be a tramp clown like him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD-wJy0BnKo

I think her current style is more popular with kids, though, with all the bright colors and whatnot, and she does kids parties so that makes sense to focus on.

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>>81382245

I'd be pretty torn if I saw a sexy clown out in the woods. Part of me would worry it was a trap set by the scary clowns, but another part of me would want to risk it. That part is my penis. Little known fact, you can legally rape a clown because they don't have any rights.

>>81381736
>funny again
>again
That's were you're wrong. Clowns only function, especially in storytelling is to be a SYMBOL of merryment and fun. In effect they have never been funny.

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>>81385101
>that filename

>>81384430
>no mom and dad, I am a mime

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

>>81385417

No, that would be inhumane.

>>81381736
>>81384430
>>81384619
>>81385272
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME ATTRACTED TO CLOWNS YOU FUCKS

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>>81385767

But anon, you already are.

>>81385821
Gross, post more Pixi.

>>81385821
>wearing spandex suit
>generic makeup
>probably doesn't even know any parlor tricks or how to make balloon animals

get out

>>81384430
why_boner.jpg

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>>81385767

Hmm... Is that a balloon dog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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>>81386009

Of course it's a fucking balloon.

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>>81386055

I was hoping so! I love balloons!

>tfw legit have a mime fetish

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>>81386128

Well you better keep quiet about it.

>>81386128
>dicking a mime girl
>can't tell if you're doing good or bad since she makes no sound.

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>>81386128
Clowns, mimes, and jesters all do it for me.

>>81386203
kek

>Fucking clown thread is probably the thread with less shitposting as of now

>>81386128
What's a good site to get sexy mime content?

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Top Cat knows where to look.

>>81386009
_______________both

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>>81386822

One for each of us!

>>81381780
>name them
I meet them, they make me laugh, hopefully they get paid. The name is irrelevant.

>>81386203
You gotta go back lmao

>tfw Pixi is a devout catholic

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>>81387194
I want to do her in the confessional.

>>81387194
So she can do whatever she wants with you and as long as she confesses it's cool with God?

>>81387194
Could she be any more perfect?

>>81387462
No birth control allowed.

>>81387506
You can't get pregnant from a creampie to the face

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>>81387551

Yeah, but what does that have to do with sex?

Since this thread started, I've watched Pixi's magic trick videos nearly a dozen times each. What's wrong with me, bros?

>>81387506

God will protect us.

>>81387694
For a clown everything that's why they're a dying breed

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>>81387866
You found a waifu.

>>81388021
Can the waifu be 3d?

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>>81387908

>>81381780

Pagliacci

>>81388074

She has enough paint on her face that I think she counts as 2D.

>>81388112

Pagliacci was a cry baby loser and he deserved all the bad things that happened to him.

>>81381736
I want her to get me drunk and molest me!

What does she look like without makeup?

>>81389660
like a mexican

>>81389684
Mexicans are cute af

>>81389689
iirc she's kinda milfy actually

>>81381990
>mime
>he speaks the entire time

lol retard?

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>>81389660
This.

>>81382212

underrated post

>>81389960
She is pretty cute

>>81381780
Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton.
True clowns rarely wear makeup.

>>81381736
What the fuck? This clown looks exactly like my GF, and she does tons of cosplay/costume making. None of this is on her FB though. Is this a fetish? I'm asking honestly, is this real?

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Clowns are sexy

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>>81381736

This is the head of the evil clowns. The only way to stop him is to give up the burgers.

>>81384430
Fucking gahjos.
>14 generations of circus preformers in my family
>Tradition dictates that there are no female clowns

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>>81381736
>clowns have either been drunken hobos or serial killers in media for a good 40 years now

You forgot demons and bloodthirsty alien vampires.

>>81384739
>Inbred
They probably have the most varied Gene pools because they move around a lot tend to pick people up as they go.

>>81385821
whats the difference between a jester and a clown?

>>81390498
well if they all looked that good you bet, they are traditionally a very insular community though.

>>81390531

About 300 years.

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>>81390531
Royalty?
No one is afraid of Jesters?
Jesters historically made light of and entertained high ranking members of society and clowns have always just been bumbling juggling buffoons?
No serial killer ever had a job as jester so could kidnap children?

>>81390536
I'm decended from a mid to low teir circus family and even my father and uncles were /fit/ as fuck till they quit to get real jobs, and they mostly did clowning.

>>81382245
>Be me
>2 years ago before I found Christ
>Walking through Wynwoood around the time this bullshit was starting to take off
>With 6 of my friends
>Walk past an alleyway and all of a sudden a clown jumps out and yells AHHHHH AHHH BOOOYAH
>ALL six of us start beating the shut out of this guy
>His buddy runs out of a car and is like "dude it's for a YouTube-----
>Start beating in his ass too

>>81390736
I'm sure Jesus feels fortunate to have you on his team.

>>81382212
kek

>>81381736
Clowns are fucking dreadful and nobody but clowns likes them. You can't fixed what was fucked from the get go.

>>81390943
Jesus needs people beaten on occasion. He jumped Paul on the road to Damascus

>>81381876
Surprisingly underrated.

Trump confirmed for being old meme now.

>>81381736
if it wasn't clowns it would be mexicans or muslims
oops

>>81391014
kek
Amen

>>81381990
Good clownin right there

>>81386203
Carlos!

>>81390736
>2 years ago
>around the time this bullshit was starting to take off

This clown sighting bullshit took off last year between summer and fall. Why do you feel like you have to lie on the internet, anon?

>you will never fuck a clown
Why live

>>81389960
Is it odd that I like her more as a clown?

>>81394070
No, clown is purity. Also when you squeeze them tig ol bitties you expect them to go honk.

>>81381736
>How do we fix clowns in television and film? What can we do to make them funny again?

by doing a 20th anniversary re-release of vulgar

>>81386203
Get the fuck out

>>81387908
Oh it's not like a clown car kinda where they just keep popping out? Like it looks like she pregnant with one kid but like ten come out.

>>81381736
A children's hospital painted the walls of a ward with clowns to make the kids happy. In a survey of over 150 patients, there was a 0 approval rating of the new look.
nobody likes fucking clowns except clowns themselves

>>81396668
I doubt even clowns like clowns, they are not for being liked.

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>>81381736
>not a single mention
What a gay board

>>81396770
i searched for this but didn't post it out of respect for the show. Just saw the s2 finale and it was really good too. Comedy without any cues for the audience is good comedy. The parts that made me laugh had me falling out laughing.

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>>81381736
clowns have never been funny. they only ever caught on because they looked weird and creepy. just as buster brown was never meant to be cute

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>>81381780
>these niggers don't know about Bassie & Adriaan
https://youtu.be/QaZzbfoyYEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUUSDcp0zLk

>all the sexual comments on her videos
why do people have to do this

>>81397643
It's the internet, bro.
>Wonder if I will hire this clown for my child's birthday party (en espanol)
>No.

Clowns are as annoying as pantomimes.

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>>81381736
>he's still on /tv/ posting the same clown chick after a long hiatus
>Newfags don't remember spambot clown posting
>177 fucking replies

Fucking A