yes or no /tv/
what do you think? will crazy space racing be kino or what?
http://heroichollywood.com/fate-furious-writer-franchise-space/
>>81381472
I want it to keep getting as ridiculous as possible.
>>81381472
They should go to space and back to their racing roots.
Drag race on the moon.
I think I'd actually watch that
they all should be cyborgs
>>81381506
This. I wanna see Dom and the familia face off against aliens.
>>81381506
>tfw the 10th movie will be called "FASTEN you seatbelts"
I want the next film to be about depression and be called "The Fast and the Lugubrious"
>>81381530
>Only drag racing on the moon
>Not having the familia land on a big car shaped asteroid, racing around to plant booster rockets so the asteroid can drift around planet earth and avoid annihilation
Too small, junior
independence day 3 is dom drag racing the aliens to decide the fate of the earth
>tfw the last scene of the series is vince and the rock playing chicken on the moon
>>81381642
I would non-ironically watch this
>>81381530
>they race around the rings of saturn
>>81381472
I'm not even mad. That's so retarded that it's endearing.
they should face alt-right news writers in the next installment, they could call it 'the fast and the spurious'
Prolly. Given the track record. They'll team up with "high tech terror" Charlize Theron to take down said villain of the next movie. Also it'd prolly be some BS prison they built in space that no one can escape from (uh huh....) and of course, as always. "I need your team Dom."
>>81381472
How long until they get super powers as well?
The Russian space shuttle (let's pretend) is on its way to divert a small near-earth asteroid so it hits Yellowstone and causes a mega eruption which tanks the US of A. The Familiia are sent in the USA Shuttle to get to the asteroid first and blow it away, except they "accidentally" divert it to Moscow. The FF series ends with a ticker tape parade for the returning heroes, at least the ones who survived ;_;
>>81381676
sorry pham,
Hot Wheels did it first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EKItY5_a7E
100% KINO
>>81381472
space
+ timetravel to dinosaurs and superfuture
+ alternate timelines
+ aliens
>illegal drag race on newly constructed moon road
>Vin Diesel pulling away from nearest racer
>swerves away from incoming asteroid that goes through nearby racecar
>racer drives off track and dies from lack of oxygen
>"Dayum!" exclaims black supporting actor
>>81381540
>Cyborg Johnny Tran gets the Yakuza and Triad to work together to steal McGuffin away from Dom's Team
>>81381762
Carkino
>>81381472
John Cena as the villain of a Fast and the Furious film who drives a invisible car when?
here we goooo
>>81381809
https://youtu.be/doEwWzMz99A
Sign me up.
>yfw the Fast and Furious series has just been backstory to explain how Dom got into space and changed his name to Riddick
>>81381472
>dominic goes to space to search for brian in heaven so he has someone to play WoW with again
lol
>>81381865
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>81381865
holy fuck that would be amazing
Was Vin telling the truth?
>>81381865
>the familia cyborgs get their asses to mars after something went wrong
>zero G fistfights with faceless random megacorporation goons
>spiderlegged cyborg dom docking a ferrari in vacuum of space and drives through chinese space station wrecking havoc
>someone is a double agent something something betrayal
>drag races on olympus mons which is actually heist on federal mars bank
>>81381865
>riddick is from furia
>fast and furious
>furious
>furia
it's fucking canon now
>>81382053
>>81381865
epic haha
>>81381865
>>81382053
>>81382104
hello r'eddit
341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#7**
>The problem the studio has is that their solution to two actors disliking each other is not to remind them they are getting paid a ton of money to act nice to each other, but that they forced the other actors in the movie to essentially choose sides which just makes everything worse. Vin Diesel/Dwayne Johnson ("The Fate of the Furious")
Who's gonna get cut from the franchise?
>>81381931
who called who a candy ass?
>>81382388
who in the cast would side with Vin 'Axis of Evil' Diesel?
How long until they go back in time to challengue Hittler into a ̶s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶i̶o̶r̶ race?
>>81382527
Not even Paul Walker would've sided with him.
>>81382559
Hence why Vin had to cut the brakes on that car
>>81382452
Dwayne said a fellow cast member was a candy ass bitch and drama queen on the set of the movies. Everyone thought he was taking about vin
>>81382388
That's what happens when you put two Alphas in same group, it's just FUCKING NATURE
>2 fast for earth
>>81382647
Hollywood is full of prima donnas and jerks but most just keep quiet about it, Vin must have been pretty bad if the Rock decided to badmouth him.
Why are they even fighting?
>>81382647
He was.
So far only Ludacris publically sided with Vin. Everyone else is trying to remain neutral.
>>81382708
one says it was homo, the other says it was no homo
>>81381472
>Fast 13: Fast and the Curious
Dom fucks an alien and teaches the alien race about family.
>>81381472
Fast & Fur10us will be about our universe's family teaming up with an alternate reality family.
>They will go into space and steal asteroids made of diamonds and use them to slam into earth because ''DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU''
>>81381472
There's a writer for this franchise?
>>81381472
They should somehow be cryogenically frozen, write from there.
>>81381472
RIDDICK CROSSOVER WHEN
>>81381809
>They inadvertently end up racing in Redline
I would watch this so hard.
>>81381472
> F&F in space
> the next Machete movie was supposed to be in space
Machete Kills the Furious in Space
>>81382388
The one that doesn't have a producer credit.
>>81381566
>24th one will be called "TOO fast FOR you"
I fucking love these movies. They just keep getting better and better
FUND IT! If Bond can go to space so can Dom.
>>81381472
>All the previous Fast and Furious movies have been shifting into Turbo
>Now may be setting controls to outer space
Fuck yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdFLIXDi2R4
FF series needs more super saiyans and frieza trying to destroy the world but vince and rock need to beat him in a race around space to save the world
>>81381472
As long as they bring back Johnny Tran for the space drag race
When they announced 10 I already guessed these niggas were going to race aliens by the end at that pace of escalation.
DO IT
>>81384174
Epstein just kicked in, yo
>>81381472
I wish I could take a big long piss on Paul Walkers grave too.
>>81381506
Fucking this.
>>81381506
this
I want fast and furious with portals
>>81381472
They should really bring back Paul Walker. His careers been dead since the last one he was in.
>datedge
Time travel
>>81384604
LET'S RACE DOC
>>81384604
Uranium? that's some heavy shit doc .
>>81381506
I agree with this. Just fucking go nuts.
>>81381472
We heavy metal now !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KXgFpguE0
That is nice. The rock being the main face of the franchise is good too.
>>81381472
How were these movies so successful? I saw the first movie in theaters and didn't really think it was anything special. I haven't seen a single movie since then and have had no urge to watch any of the sequels. What is the draw for the movies?
They're going back to Tokyo at the end of this one apparently
Some anon posted a plot leak a couple months ago, it sounded pretty legitimate
>Dom goes "bad" because he is blackmailed by Cipher who has Paul and his wife or some shit
>Hobbs and Dom came up with the plan of him to go bad to gain more Intel on Cipher
>Cipher is actually the sister of Deckard and Owen, her goal was to break Deck outta prison
>Turns out the entire Shaw family is a weapons cartel that sells shot to both sides of conflict all over the world, Tokyo is involved in this
>Mom of the Shaws who is played by Helen Miren is the matriarch of the family
>Dom recruits Sean who tells him on phone that shit in Tokyo is crazy, Dom tells him that yea he knows why
>Also apparently Hans death is tied into this because he didn't wanna play ball with the Shaws so Helen ordered him to be taken out
Anyway at the end is when they go to Tokyo, I'm just typing what I remember from that anons post
Brian Tee has apparently been asked to reprise his role as DK in the next installment
There's also an emotional scene on the phone Dom has with Brian in Furious 8
>>81385049
The Rock confirmed franchise viagra my man B|
>>81385049
Really shitty but really rewatchable
>>81382388
Link to where you found information, please!
>>81382708
I think it's interesting how rhis drama started right when the new movie where vin betrays the rock is starting to be advertised.....
>>81385049
2-4 where they're still about racing are meh. From 5 onward they're over the top action movies and keep getting progressively more ridiculous.
5 is still best, though.
>>81385060
>Cipher is actually the sister of Deckard and Owen
That's great, the villain in every following one should be a new family member.
>>81385480
Are they just action movies with cars and shit? I honestly don't even remember a thing from the first movie. Although I do know these movies do well in china so maybe they just have a boner for cars or something? i really don't understand this cash cow.
>>81382053
Oh shi
>>81385554
>Are they just action movies with cars and shit?
Yes.
>>81385554
There's a scene where some terrorists are attacking a city where the rock is in the hospital with a broken arm and other injuries, he decides to just get out of bed and breaks his arm cast by flexing and then picks up a massive gatling gun off a helicopter and starts shooting all the bad guys
>>81385554
>>81385644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CUDeRPjIXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xZW-TGgfCU
This is experimental art house filmmaking
>>81385515
>Patrick Stewart as Uncle Shaw
>Kirk Douglas as Grandpa Shaw
>Daniel Craig as Cousin Shaw
>Daisy Ridley as Niece Shaw
>Prince William and Kate's Baby as Baby Shaw
Someone post Vin's flying headbutt.
>mfw this has all been an elaborate prequel to the riddick movies
>>81385715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYvEGDATWw
lazy faggot
>>81385689
this looks like a fucking parody sketch. I would say I can't even believe people eat this shit up, but then I realize the world we live in. This is boiler plate kino for the majority of theater goers.
unbelievable
>>81385841
I love these movies honestly, it's basically twilight for dudes, high budget visual fast food. Gonna get wasted with the boys next weekend to go yell at the screen while watching this
>astroid is heading towards earth
>"WE NEED ASTRONAUTS...THAT CAN DRIVE SPACE-NISSAN"
>The gang comes together and do the typical montage shit like Armageddon
>climax of them movie
>Vin pulls up next to the astroid
>Suddenly the astroid pushes the nos button
>I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO IT IN TOKYO
>>81385841
>hurr i only watch smart movies
Back to ribbit
>>81385841
>He thinks people take these movies seriously
>>81385841
>tfw too smart to see fun action movies
Why the fuck not
>>81385944
>starts out as straight-faced street racing series
>somehow morphs into what is essentially an over-the-top superhero franchise with cars
Years from now, film schools will have entire courses dedicated to this series.
>>81385944
It's funny but it also feels like something that could actually happen in the F&F universe.
If you'd told me a decade ago this series would be critically-loved and Universal's biggest franchise, I would not have believed it.
>>81386082
>Gradually raising the stakes and keeping everything open ended
>Pushing boundaries on suspension of disbelief without losing audience members
>>81385978
lel. I'm as pleb as they come. This just looks awful though. Like I said I saw the first movie, and it was just a blip on my own pleb mind.
I've recounted the story a number of times before but I remember what my korean foreign exchange student friend did during the showing of the film way more than than I remember the actual boring movie.
tldr. he pulled some random girls pony tail in the row in front of us multiple times and they did nothing about it. never even turned around or anything.
the movie sucked.
>>81381718
>implying they don't already have them
Furious 7 is kino
Havnt watched any of these since I was a kid but Id watch them in space cause its funny as fuck
Instead of being stupid and making retards think its a legit lifestyle and drifting everywhere with their faggot friends
>mfw they go to space & guardians of the galaxy get a cameo & the furious crew end up as apart of the marvel universe
>Dom and the Rock do that stupid chicken face off shit on the moon.
>fly through windshields
>Circle the entire moon with the momentum they have
>come back and fight in zero g
>It was an asteroid... came outta nowhere... I'll get revenge for you Brother... I'm gonna fucking KILL SPACE
>>81381472
>The Fast and The Sirius
>>81386262
>is this a space fight?
>you're goddamned right it is
>One small step for man
>One last ride for the family
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mu01o
I wonder who will do the tie-in song. And I wish more blockbuster movies do tie-in songs.
>>81386357
kek
>>81386386
its F and F so itll be some black guy rapping about getting high (in space) ;)
>>81381472
The current cast will eventually lose to the forces of evil and die in space. Earth will get blown up. We find a next generation of fast and furious heroes emerge in a new civilization on another planet far, far away...DUDE, I ALMOST HAD YOU
EXT. SPACE - NIGHT (duh)
Dom looks pulls up his space car next to Rual Xalkers, then look into each other's eyes.
>Rual
Lets race, for space credits
>Dom
sure thing
The space cars speed off across the moon and pass something cool like a an american flag. In the end Dom wins by a mere .000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a lightyear
>Rual
I almost had you!
>Dom
No you didn't, you never even had your space car!
The martians look on and whoop from such a sick space burn.
>>81386195
Srry man you're just a tad too much of a fag
Welcome to 4chan
>>81381530
Lol like red line?
>tfw racing for pink slips of planets
>>81382053
The Fast and the Furians
>>81381472
That face when "EJECTO SEATO CUZ" takes on a new meaning
>>81387800
>>81381506
That's funny, they should so something like time travel.
They go fast enough to time travel and see Paul walker once again.
>>81381472
Will they face off against a group of evil rival drivers who are faster, smarter, and stronger than them?
No, Space is boring. They're gonna suggest Zombies next.
Have them topple some totalitarian regime next or something. I think that wouod be the next logical step from them fighting high tech terrorist groups and warlords.
>>81385554
Think of it as the Avengers but all of their powers are car related and the visuals are actually good.
>>81389283
That was the plot of the sixth one.
>>81381472
I'm convinced the Fast & Furious movies are actually the prequels/setup to a live action M.A.S.K. adaptation
>>81385554
They're the last remnants of 80's action movies.
>>81388128
I've already fully drafted a sequel like this. They "time drift" which requires the exactly correct angle and speed. They drift into ancient china and have to find a suitable area to get up speed and drift again. Only place is the royal palace grounds.
Then they drift really far into the future after humanity has left earth. Everything is overgrown and there are no flat surfaces. They give up and shoot eachother right before the langoliers get them.
>>81382388
it's actually kind of pathetic that one of the most successful dwanye's films are the fast and furtious.
he was supposed to be the next arnold, but instead he's a vin's bitch in his franchise.
>>81385060
>Dom recruits Sean
I'm sorry but his scene is furious 7 was fucking hilarious. Him pretending to be the same age as he was in tokyo drift while having that fucking ACCENT.
just drop that fucking accent, it's not like that franchise is realistic.
>>81389583
and that's fucking sad.
>>81381472
>>81381540
They should make them Power Rangers.
>>81381472SET CONTROLS TO OUTER SPACE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfVWU6flsUE
>>81382053
Yeah but for real, what if the creators pull a mad Max and it's sweet post apocalyptic familia in space?
>>81383658
>I would watch this so hard.
ok calm down homo
>>81381604
Had me at car shaped asteroid anon, you'll find my sides in the background of a scene in this film
>>81382791
>Fast and Fur10us
>no Fass 10 Fur10ous with one big 10 and Michael Fassbender as the new big bad who joins the familia in Fast 11
>>81381472
>Open To Taking Franchise To Space
hey, it worked out great for the hellraiser, friday the 13th, and leprechaun franchises
Fast and furious/star wars crossover when?
>Pod racing returns
>The Rock and Vin Diesel take out an entire squad is Storm troopers with only the tools found in their space garage
>Cgi Paul Walker appears as princess Leias bodyguard
>Boba Fett is part of a rival racer gang. Epic fight with the rock ensues.
>Jar jar is seen in the crowd of an underground pod race and is killed by crossfire in the battle when empire forces show up to shut it down
>>81384067
kek
>>81385049
Its car kino
>>81382527
>Vin 'Axis of Evil' Diesel?
>'Axis of Evil'
What? What did I miss here? I don't get it, please explain.
>>81384067
That's a fast car
In the tenth movie, they will realize that this was all Just Vin's dream, and they'll all restart from the first mvoie.
>>81382716
Ludacris is loyal
>>81382388
Dwayne has like 80 million followers on insts which makes him like the tenth most followed of everyone, hes right up there with the likes of justin bieber amd beyonce. His marketing value is just innnsaaane. People love him
>>81381472
They steal 5 rare cars. While making the getaway, they find out the cars combine into a giant robot. This is how they get to the moon. They end up drag racing through the moon landing site.
>>81382053
Stay woke
>>81381506
It should cross over with the universal studios monster movies. Dracula, mummy, werewolf and shit. Why stop there, the Bourne movies, minions, Jurassic world, pitch perfect. Just go FUCKING NUTZ
Have we entered car powerlevels yet?
>Fast and the Furious in space
Already been done.
YOU'RE JUST A VOICE PAL
YOU DON'T KNOW A
DAMN
THING
ABOUT RACING
>>81384067
excellent
>>81387800
>>81385795
I was thinking the same thing, not sure how to feel about this
>>81381472
what?
>>81381472
Good, as long as they never take it serious again I 'm fine with it.
>>81382053
>>81382104
>yfw it all makes sense now
Fuck space, I want to see them deal with American Godzilla and King Kong
>>81381506
When did these movies start getting over the top? Fast five?
>>81385710
>Adopted brother >Shaw
it's incredible how this series went from passable, to bad, and then to so absurd it's good.
at this point I'll probably see 8 in theaters.
>>81395637
Yeah. 5 had the train scene intro and the whole 'safe pulled by 2 chargers through a city' ending
>>81395637
Fast Five was legit good in a Hollywood sense. Everything since has been trash.
>>81395693
Fuck off cunt
So is fast and the furious really just an origin story for Riddick?
>>81395767
>stop liking what I don't like
learn to have fun, autismo.
>>81395637
Starting in 4 I believe but Five is unironically a solid action movie.
>>81395637
Isn't FF4 already not about racing?
>>81395713
>>81395790
well i know what im watching today then. from the sound of it, john woo should direct the next one
>>81395790
What was over the top with 4? I honestly can't remember what happened in it
can someone post the webm were stand face each other and the rock looks super small?
>>81395816
I mean, outside of the first and third have any of them really focused on the racing part?
What kind of crowd watches these movies?
>>81395875
I've marathond the whole series earlier this year. I think that makes me an authority on them. Feel free to ask me stuff.
>>81387064
Yes. earth has to send the most badass racing team into space, because they've been invaded and the only way to prevail is trial by racing.
>>81395948
That's almost the exact plot of Crash Team Racing.
>>81395975
That did reasonably well, didn't? Brb fastracking Fast and Furious: Space X
>>81391654
Funnily enough, someone already made that trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzphM7yurJ0
So my friends and I are planning to watch all the movies in a Fastathon before the new one comes out. I don't use torrents but is there a good one with the whole series? I was gonna get a boxset but I don't know if I'll find one in time.
>>81396028
>Fastathon
the franchise existing was worth it just for this word to be used
>>81396028
There used to be one on KAT with the first 6 in 1080p. Scene rips so they were all about 10GBs and under
>>81381718
Furious seven is pretty much a superhero movie, the rock, vin diesel and Jason statham's power levels were marvel-tier.
>When Dom stamped really hard on the floor in the car park and the whole thing collapsed with Jason statham inside
>When Jason statham fucking survived
>>81385060
>There's also an emotional scene on the phone Dom has with Brian in Furious 8
They plan on milking that for every subsequent film then
>>81392672
>Cuckolds love him
Fixed mate, hope you don't make that mistake in the future. No man adores another man for pretending to be other men, unless he's a homosexual or a cuck, but homosexuals make up about 10% of men so it's mainly cucks.
>>81395824
4 was probably the worst F&F. It was really forgettable. Like I still remember pretty much everything from V despite seeing it only one time at cinema, but IV? Can't remember shit aside from it was about Mexican drag cartels.
>>81396851
What about
>cars don't fly
and parachuting cars out of a spaceplane? I know that isn't the same as vin diesel stomping hard enough to bring down a car park but it's still plenty absurd
>>81381472
they should unironically cross over with transformers. Theyre both owned by universal, its still kinda car-themed and the transformers need better human characters
>>81382053
>>81381865