So, how badly does this trigger /k/?

>>81372495
I remember seeing this shit in the trailer when I was younger and hadn't gotten into guns yet, and even back then I thought this was completely retarded

>>81372495
Those gun nuts can go swivel on it

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>>81372495
>He can't curve a bullet irl
Kekking at you're life

>>81372871
You can generate more momentum if you start with it aimed at your head, the tricep generates more force from that angle

>>81372657
If you thought the trailer was retarded, you haven't seen anything yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z9YgJAkyb8

>dude if you don't curve the bullet you'll kill angelina jolie

... uh

>>81372963
dude physics lmao

I was more miffed that they expected me to believe that angelina jolie was hot. Dude angelina jolie is a skinny old hag with nigger lips, I wouldn't fuck her if you paid me.

>hurr it's unrealistic

It's a fucking movie you fucking autists.
You don't complain about Neo being able to stop bullets as well, do you?

the comic wasn't even about this at all so this should have triggered /co/

The comic sucked anyway

I kinda figured it was all a sort of basic telekinesis or something. the entire movie is less triggering than a single episode of The Boring Dead

>>81372495
I wish they had the balls to do it more closely to the source.

>>81372871
DON'T DO THIS
IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS!

the only thing that triggered me was him killing his own fucking dad in cold blood even though he tried to help him

>>81372495
it doesn't trigger them at all since they don't think about it.

>>81373175
>You don't complain about Neo being able to stop bullets as well, do you?
Because in the logic of the movie he is inside a simulation. An entire scene is dedicated to getting him to realize his limitations in the matrix are mental and not physical.
So not even close to the same thing.

>>81372495
Who cares, the movie was awesome

It's the epitome of stupid fun

>>81372871
>tfw there is someone in the world actually stupid enough to try this and dumber shit then that
Makes me depressed to be human

>>81373235

But he didn't even know it was his dad, that was the point, the organization lied to his ass.

>>81373280
What about the other 9 billion movies in which unrealistic shit happens?

>>81373235
I was more triggered by him derailing a train full of innocent civilians and making one of the wagons fall down the cliff, probably killing everyone inside.

And it didn't matter! He's the good guy protagonist and those were just some background unimportant people that we're not supposed to care about. Fucking stupid movie logic.

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>>81372495
Is this a continuation of yesterday's firearms thread?

>>81373314
Have you seen the one about the spoon heated over a fire then put into water and all the photos of the idiots who did it?

>>81372871
Is the real?

>>81374184
wut?

>>81373301
This
Fun movies are to autists what war movies are to women
You just don't get it

>>81374203
there's a formula on the image so it must be true

>>81372495

I don't know about triggering /k/, nor do I even care...

I genuinely liked the movie...I own 2 copies of it...

>>81374203
have you ever seen the card that tells you how to keep an idiot occupied for hours? It's the same thing on a different level.

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>>81374144
every time I fucking see this my brain leaks a little more into my spinal fluid

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>>81374256
Spoon tries to expand with the sudden temperature change, can't because of the duct tape, explodes in your hand sending shards of metal everywhere
I mean, mustard gas

>>81374284
This one is more like "How to keep an idiot occupied for the rest of his life".

>Hates this
>Loves Equilibrium with its retarded Gun-Fu

>>81374336
I need video evidence of this

>>81374338
like I said, the same thing on a whole different level.

>>81374340
Equilibrium doesn't have people bending trajectories.
It's just kungfu while holding guns.

More upset about the psychic sewing machine or whatever.

>>81373158
That's because your a faggot

Why wasn't this film just dude evil people lmao like the comics?

>>81372871
>begin trigger pull with gun pointed at chest
lmao

>>81374523
breh, it wasn't psychic, it was literally just like reading tea leaves.

>>81372871

kek isn't that formula supposed to model exponential population growth in biostats

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>tfw i'm the only person on /tv/ who loves Wanted

I'm a /k/ fag, too.

>>81372963
That was so fucking stupid it made me laugh. Isn't Wanted a capeshit thing anyway?

They never explained why the guy at the beginning was able to fly from one skyscraper to the other. We never see anything even close to that later.

>>81374814
he channeled his qi

>>81372495
the concept is so ridiculous that a gun enthusiast would just not give a damn about "accuracy" anymore, it's just fiction/magic with guns. it could just as well be magic ki blasts.

>>81374764
You're not alone. Wanted is a near-perfect flick. Pacific Rim-tier.

>>81374764

It's basically a copy and paste of The Matrix but tbqh the sequence in the loom hall where he kills like 100 people in the space of 1 minute is mad kino.

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>>81374336
>>81374365


>Thinking it actually explodes cause you heated it up a lot with a lighter and some duct tape and then ran it under water

You just got double reverse trolled

>>81374764

It's one of the few fun and light hearted comic book adaptations that doesn't lose too much in translation from the source material. The part with Morgan Freeman's head exploding is solid gold.

>>81372495

I cant believe Mcavoy took part in this piece of shit

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How can anyone not love this shit

>>81374203

Yes I've done this

>>81375432
I wonder how this scene was made. It looks like they really filmed a fake hit, with some fake blood in his mouth, obviously the keys and tooth are CG, but I wonder if there was anything more to it than that.

>>81376143
when it cuts back to McAvoy after showing Pratt they're both standing in front of a green screen. bit of fake blood in the mouth and a stage hit, the rest is CG

>>81372495
Not /k/ but this is by far the dumbest fucking concept for a movie i have knowledge of. I still have a hard time believing it's real.

>>81376185
Why would they do a greenscreen for something as simple as an office building?

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>>81373231
>i_got_that_reference.pgn

>>81376238
>Not /k/

Then shut up and enjoy it, fucking normie. no one cares how fake offended you are.

>>81376388
Who says i'm offended?

>enjoy it

How can i enjoy something i deem retarded? It's not some in joke, the movie takes itself seriously.

>>81376143
It's all CGI and green screens, there is no magic in movies any longer. No point in asking how it's made, when in doubt, it's all computer. And I think it's a real shame.

>>81376490
>movie takes itself seriously
In the first 5 minutes we get to see a guy jumping from one building to another over a 6-lane street

Any tonal miscommunication is on your part

>>81372495
I liked that movie it was pretty fun, and there was NIN in the soundtrack too which is cool.

>>81376321
it's not for the office, dumbass, notice how the keys and debris and such hardly overlap with the two characters? it's just the cheapest and quickest way to make that shot work

far harder to superimpose that shit over an actual recording of the office behind them than it is to do the effects on green and fill in the rest with your office footage

>>81376321
Real room + green screen objects is harder than green screen + green screen

>>81376741
>Retarded shit means it's a joke and not just retarded

>>81372963

Does that look like tongue in cheek to you?

>>81376809
Chill man, some people don't think about these things.

>>81374745
>tfw I know the formula and was too stoopid to look at the fucking thing, just assuming that it was some nonsense they had pasted into the image.

It feels bad being such a retard sometimes

>>81376838
Glad to see semi-condescending questions are higher priority than thinking now.

>i could think about this for a moment
>or talk down and feel superior, even if only a little bit for a short while

I mean, I understand the cost/benefit analysis favors the second, but come on now.

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>>81374789
yes, it's completely over the top and stupid but the movie didnt make it so obvious so autists get easily triggered
t. not even /co/ just read the first chapter and dropped it because comics are gay

>>81376980
Dude, chill the absolute fuck you you raging autist.

I asked a genuine question; I had no idea that it's much harder to roto objects onto a real background than it is to do greenscreens for everything.

>>81373231
Lies, I have sarin pancakes in my chest right now.

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>>81377379
>Dude, chill the absolute fuck you you raging autist.

>telling someone else to chill when you're so mad you're stammering via text

>>81377379
not that anon, but you're the one who needs to chill and shut the fuck up. You're the retard in this exchange, accept it, acknowledge it, and move on. Stop acting like a whiny little faggot and stop responding.

>>81374203
How do you think snipers account for the curvature of the Earth, bro?

>>81372871
All jokes aside it were possible to curve a bullet this is pretty much how you'd do it, the catch is that the gun would have to be moving FASTER THAN THE BULLET DOES AFTER FIRING

>>81378741
all jokes aside, you're a literal retard.