HIYA /tv/!

JUST SMACK MY BITCH UP ALREADY!

>>81371920
I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, my dad said so

>>81371920
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIG MAC CLOWN

Spare me the fucking Currywise. This thread needs more unreleased emo edgelord pics.

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What scenes do you want to make it into the movie?

>>81372891
the orgy

yeah, you asked for it, you little fuck, you

>>81372891

The part in the sewers...

>>81372891
THE scene, just to see how many people would walk out of the theater in disgust

>>81372891
the axe spree killing

>>81372891
the homeless leper offering to suck dick

>>81372891
every part where the n-word is being dropped

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>>81371920
Hiya big guy

>>81372891

> “Tell your friends I am the last of a dying race,' it said, grinning its sunken grin as it staggered and lurched down the proch steps after her. 'The only survivor of a dying planet. I have come to rob all the women...rape all the men...and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!”

>>81373082
If I tare your arm off, will you die?

>H-hey..
Never make eye contact, turn my head a little but keep it down looking at the ground and maybe give a small unconfident wave not knowing if it would look weird but decided to go for it half-heartedly but felt like it was a bad idea halfway through all the while keeping my autistically fast pace to the kinoplex to watch the new Smurfs movie.

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>>81371920
Hi Mister, It seems my flight plan fell through the grate, have you seen it? It lists Smee, Maimen, doctor Pavelheir, Button Lee, Juan O'veus.

>>81373139
>tare
anon..

>>81373260
kek

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>>81371920

>>81372891
Patrick Hockstetter getting his eyeball deflated by a giant flying leech.

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>>81372891

>you now realize that because they set the children portion of the story in the late 80s then the grownup portion will be set in the 2010s i.e. Present day

>>81373026
Fuck, this entire passage was surreal. How he was "laying about with that axe" and nobody seemed particularly interested in stopping him. Derry is the most evil entity in the book.

>>81376318
The historical accounts of Derry were by far the most interesting things in the book.

> that three year haunting that resulted in the entire town disappearing.

>>81376442
I would really like to learn more about the town. Those side stories that delved into its history were some of my favorite parts. Really enjoyed the bit of Derry we got in 11/22/63.

>>81372891
BEEP BEEP RITCHIE

so if he can't scare me he is powerless against me or do I just taste worse for him?

>>81372891
I hope they don't shy away from the weird shit like the turtle and It's backstory as a creature from space, they should at least allude to it.

>>81376554
Everyone's afraid of something so this is a moot issue.

>>81376618
you havnt met me then ...kid

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>>81373134
>tfw you will never learn proper peppermint twist

>Watch the It miniseries recently due to all the buzz about the remake
>Expecting a decent yet slightly dated horror film
>Got cheesy low budget shit only marginally better than an episode of 'Are You Afraid of the Dark;

I imagine most people watched It when they were very young which is why it scared them so much. It really isn't any good.

>>81376161
t. slowpoke

>>81376691
The old miniseries basically has the production efforts of a Goosebumps episode. Tim Curry is literally the only thing it had going for it.

Will people get the Prince Albert in a can?

>>81376762
I think the score is pretty good. It'd have been much worse without.

>>81376762
This.

You'd think they'd be able to do a better job with the premise, but it was a pretty weak result.

>>81376815
The score was awful, and contributed significantly to the low budget after school special impact it had.

>>81372891
That part where that sadistic kid gets his eyeballs sucked out by flying leaches

>>81376618
>this is a moot issue
But he left anon

>>81376691
I liked the bit where Seth Green tried to look badass by raising his eyebrows 8 times in a row.

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>>81372891
expanding the mythos of pennywise the devourer and maturin the creator

>>81376573
>>81378807

This is why i see 'IT' as a fantasy novel more than a horror novel.

>>81378807
I seriously thought it was turning into Ocean Man lyrics there at the end

>>81372891
What's this scene? I don't remember it from the book.

>>81379647
The mummy? The creature doesn't look like it but the pose does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

how long in until you start laughing? lost at the cia stance

>>81379647

Thats Eddie Corcoran, the boy who runs away from home after realising his little brother was killed by their father. His brother appears to him and IT hunts him down in the form of 'The Creature from the Black Lagoon'.

>>81372891

> At the age of five, Patrick had a baby brother named Avery Hockstetter. Although Patrick initially had no problems with his parents having kids, he was only worried about whether or not that new child would "replace him" and become a "real mortal" like himself. Patrick eventually became delusional to the point where he murders his own baby brother. On one dark afternoon, Patrick had sneaked into Avery's room while the baby was still asleep. Patrick then smothered Avery to death with his pillow, being sexually thrilled as he does so. Later on that day when Patrick's mother had found Avery dead, he sat and watched television while his mother screamed during the entire process of Avery's body being removed. His father later saw the marks Patrick's wet boots had made on the floor and slammed the door so hard the frame split in a fit of rage after coming to a realization, he never questions Patrick about it though.

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Why is he so cute bros?

>>81372891
The bully masturbating the other boy.
muh dick

>>81372891
Oh boy here come the pedos

>>81376691
Its dated and yes was terrifying as a kid. Even nowadays though Tim curry carries it with a goat performance.

>>81380009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQp5DZzU5l0

:( the ending of hemlock grove hit me

>>81376691
I was born in 94, so i saw it on syndication years later when i was like 3 and my stupid dad fell asleep while we're watching tv. One of my earliest memories is me seeing all 4 hours petrified.

My mom tells me i was afraid of bathrooms, sinks and flushing the toilet for some reason, but i don't remember any of it. And of course, i supposedly hated clowns.

Watched it again when i was like 14 and had an incredible time just seeing how cheesy and funny it was.

anybody know where to read the original Fukunaga script?

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The call that saved IT

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>>81380293
oh boy

>>81373260
They didn't float so good

Why is everyone afraid of clowns?

They're not scary. They're just losers in makeup....

>>81380507
>They're just losers in makeup
Exactly.

>>81373082
We all fly good down here, anon

>>81380168
what kind of gay shit is this

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Hmmm.

>DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN
>YOU DO?
>WELL YOU BETTER LET THE POOR GUY OUT
>A HA A HA A HA

>>81371920

*Holds up a "For You"

Awww, you want it, don't you TV? And we have "Just" and "What did he mean by this" and "he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane" memes down here.

>>81372891
>The shootout.

>The fire and the giant bird.

>Patrick getting killed.

>The axe shit.

>the tower of power

>>81381959
That girl is kind of perfect, although in later years, she will be the pretty one in Ginger Snaps, not the goofy one.

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>>81381959
>you'll never be part of this group and have silly teen sexual experiences while dodging hollywood pedos
fbm

>>81380168
This makes Hannibal look like the most hetero show ever made.

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>>81372891
Well the trailer has a Bradley Gang mural next to the burning door Mike is shitting his pants at. It doesn't have Pennywise's face on it. Then there's this picture where you do see Pennywise's face added in. It would be cool if the sequel had a flashback of some new tragedy set in the 1950s. Due to IT's cycle a big tragedy had to have happened then. I wouldn't mind seeing something totally new.

>>81382229
Do they feel?

>>81382953

Oh yes anon. They feel. And when your shitpost with me... YOU FEEL TOO!

>>81382785
Look under the car.

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What's going on in this thread?

>>81383830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF-fOSZmjmk

>>81383830

loved Kingdom Hospital

theme was creepy as fuck
>>81384113
based anon

>>81371920
DRIDER IN THE SWER

>>81371920
Do you have Naruto down there?

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>>81373151
W-What?

>>81381959
Who is the person in the Vans tee? There's something about him that I can't quite place. I just want to give him lots of hugs. Forever.

>>81381959
I wonder who they're gonna cast as the adults.

>>81384443
ur mam

>>81384401
That's Canada's prodigal Son, Skip Dogshmekle

>>81384401
Froggo

>>81384494
That's not his name. His name is Flip Moosepheasant

>>81384729
That's not his name. His name is Frog Mousehopper.

>>81384765
That's not his name. His name is Chip Mudskipper

>>81384804
That's not his name. His name is Biff Chopswapper.

>>81384867
That's not his name. His name is Karen Birdwatcher

>>81376491

this desu

>>81384920
That's not his name. His name is Big McLargeHuge

>>81385716
That's not his name. His name is Chimp Doorhaggle

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>>81376691
brainlet

>>81387592
I can't remember...
Were the dead-lights in the book?

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>>81387680
yes

>>81376691
this, I was laughing the whole time. It was like watching something from the ci fi channel.

>>81372891
The blackspot Fire would be kino

>>81387944
https://youtu.be/psSGL5d9mls?t=20
Can someone write up another pretentious essay about how Curry transcends the line between terrifying and humorous?

>>81387831
>>81387592
These scenes always scared me the most as a kid.

It really cemented the idea that IT was being beyond mortal be comprehension.

>>81387592
For a sec I thought it was CIA

I used to think the Henry Bowers in the miniseries was Frankie Muniz. They had the same fucking face.

>>81379854
Was it actually and the book? I read a translated version and can't remember any of that.