ITT: assassin kino

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>>81368302

obligatory

>>81368302
its wrong to watch a movie wie grigori glummy

>>81368313
the Bruce Willis one is better

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>>81368302

operator kino

>>81368302
He looks like a washed up italian B-actor now.

>>81368428
Kino

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>>81368302

>>81368428
memes

>>81369383
That's a completely retarded way to hold the rifle. He's not even using the strap.

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>nobody posted the GOAT

>>81370416
i think he meant actual movies not feature length music videos

>>81368394
no offense but you lot aren't going up there

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Relevant

ITT ego obsessed assholes who don't post the name of the movie they are taking about.

Ronin

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https://youtu.be/5xPm2I6M97E

>>81371471
Movie?

>>81371558
loved this.

>>81369383
this movie suprised me. a bit slow but otherwise bueno

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grosse pointe based

>>81368448
>>81368495
these and the original day of the jackal

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>>81371472
De Niro's last good film

Also anyone like La Femme Nikita? I think it's my favorite Besson.

>>81371324

The American
Day of the Jackel (Original)
Collateral
The Mechanic (Original)
Leon
Starwars: A New Hope
Hero
Fargo season 1 (I think)
The American again
No Country for Old Men
John Wick
Leon again
The International
Jack Reacher 1
Gross Point Blanke
Nikita

You're welcome.

>>81369383
Oh an this one is The Hunter

Sorry, missed it.

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>>81373283
I love it.

Jean Reno loved his character so much that he asked Besson to write a script for him, and so Léon was born

>>81373357
Damn I used to have a webm of her assembling that rifle in the bathroom. Great scene.

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>>81373381

>>81373313
ty my man

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>>81373426

When in doubt check the archive

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/nikita%20webm/

>>81373580
holy shit I made that like 2 years ago, thx bro.

>>81373633
stop lying, I made that webm. I'll hitman u

>>81373633
there's something that happens when i see people posting a claim that their 'oc' was just posted

it is so fucking triggering

>>81373719
>>81373683
lol, well this one time it's true, I promise you.

>>81373719
holy shit I made that post like 2 minutes ago, thx bro.

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I'm disappointed this hasn't been posted yet.

>>81372538
Finally
>when he tells her he just likes killing people for money

>>81368302
The Accountant
the movie would be perfect without Anna Kendrick

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Anime kino

>>81373901

It was a bit more than that but yeah it was probably the most bizarre confession of love ever, I liked that description of the ocean on fire he mentioned

>>81373997

I went in thinking she'd ruin and she was actual pretty decent, lot of people cheered when she was fighting for her life in the apartment

>>81373898
great movie.

Kill List is a p good assassin/horror combo. i think its still on netflix

>>81368302
I hated his fucking butterfly tattoo.

>>81368448
So very right

>>81370221
THIS THIS THIS

>>81368302
>>81374011
So the American is just a Golgo 13 clone?

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>>81374454

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>>81368302

>>81368428
I came on here the day after and people were spamming this pic, I actually thought it was a real film for a second desu
Kinda wish it was though

>>81375274
>ghost dog, the way of the samurai
This has got to be the most forced, stupidest, cringiest name for a movie ever.

>>81368394
did this guy use to have a unibrow?

>>81373381
what film?

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>>81374843

>>81375919
>>81374843
what the fuck were they thinking

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>>81373580

>>81375904

God Bless America, it's crap

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>>81374011
Came here to post this.

Day of the Jackal, The American,

>>81376001
God bless America is fucking kino

>>81376563

That's what I said, crap

I read asskino and now I'm really pissed off.

>>81368448
Fucking A

>>81375904
>>81376001

Yeah, it's like a shit, nihilist's version of Super.

>>81368302
>Hello, my European, Asian, South and Latin American, African, and Middle Eastern friends. I, George Clooney, am making a film called "The American". It's a film with a pacing that rivals the pitch drop experiment. It's so devoid of substance that normal people aka worthless citizens of the United States of America - "Americans" if you will, would shut it off after the first few minutes. But not you, my worldly and learned friends. We are so cultured, so debonair, so elite, that we can marathon films like The American for an entire week. So the title is about the main character, who is an American, but it's also a clever jab at those mouthbreathing fools back in "the states".

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just catched this last night

>>81368302

>Kino

Can all of you who use this term just crawl into a hole and rot?

>>81377163
What did he mean by this?

>>81370221
fucking this

>>81370298
Because the sling is attached directly to the barrel. If he pulled on it then the point of impact would change from what he zeroed it to. Utilizing the sling to make your aim steadier is a valid concept it just doesn't work in this case

>>81377230

When is it ever indicated in the film that he's an assassin?

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>>81373719
look at my oc anon

>>81373121
My dad always talks about Day of the Jackal - does it really hold up?

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>>81377293

look at my oc anon

>>81377307
Imagine the Jackal with Bruce Willis and then throw that away and imagine a good movie. It's like the latter.

>>81370416
>CGI headshots
>CGI blood splatter
>technoshit

hahahahaha NO.

>>81368495
guy was perfect in everything. that is one cool film.

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How 'bout some laffs?

>>81377307
only the original, which is one of the most re-watchable films ever made.

>>81377381

Dan Akroyd played a pretty good unhinged assassin

>>81377397

The Jackal with Bruce "The Baldie" Willis is also rewatchable.

>>81371602

The international

The governent assassin sent in at the end of one of the bourne flicks from what I remember was pretty kino moments.

It was where jason was holed up in some farm house and the assassin was wearing a long coat while using a scoped rifle.

Its been years tho

>>81377612

That's the first movie, assassin was Clive Owen

>>81377455
No.

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>>81368302

>>81377262
i dont remember if its explicitly stated anywhere but it's implied by basically anyone that knows him

>>81368302
Samurai
Antikiller
Shooter
The killer (by John Woo)
Brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq55yxODJiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc12zzgvQY0

>>81377165
thas a gud one

>>81377192
no u

>>81376642
Hey, it was called Head hunters or something like that. Great movie.

>>81377655
Name?

>>81377381
POPCORN!

>>81378187
Really is a great chase movie as well. How unrelentingly he is going after the guy is awesome. You figure the guy is safe but he is right behind him every scene.

>>81378220
Columbiana. Learn to read the file name faggot

>>81378542
Woow, Columbiana Floor Sicario is such a great movie! Do you realize that the filename can literally point you to two different movies you mongoloid?

>>81374454
He shouldn't have shot that duck.

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>>81375919
never fails to make me laugh.

>>81368510
This.

>>81375919

Perfect scene.

>completely oblivious to fat vino waddling along side you
>prop gun modified to show vino knows what he is doing and is an expert in firearms
>such good shooting technique that his body weight is aligned so perfectly as to not even feel any recoil

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>>81368302
my favorite

>>81368302

This is just a shitty love story.

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>>81370298

if it works it works

>>81377381
>>81372538
honestly such a great movie
love me some Cusack

>>81380355
I also came here to post this
Sam Rockwell is great in everything he does, he should be in way more bigger productions

>>81368302
-Using a mini14
Autism assassin

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>>81380653
The real Sam Rockwell assassin kino

>>81374690
Just watched this its pretty god.

I guess Lone Wolf and Cub were assassin flicks.

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>>81373381
>that ending
kek

>>81372538
Wow, between this movie and the Big Trouble In Little China (both two of my favourite movies) I got a hankering for some rewatches.

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>>81373580

Whoa, did Point of No Return steal this scene?

Also, best assassin grill coming through...

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Whatever happened to geena davis anyway? Long kiss goodnight was a weird one.

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>>81368448

>>81382789

>that ep where he made that bomb out of that terrorist dude's stuff and blew him up

Quinn based as fuck

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>>81373580
>this heres a steyr aug
>steyr augs a bad motherfucker

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This hasn't been posted yet? I'm disappointed in you /tv/

Cold Blooded. seriously.

i've seen it half a dozen times but a long time ago. had it on video. if anyone has a torrent pls post (i already searched).

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>>81383142
sorry forgot pic

>>81383059
That's because GTA 4 is a video game.

>>81375817
Blame the execs. Forget the name and give it a shot, the film is deservedly a cult classic.

Limits of Control

>>81369383
This film was surprisingly good. Not at all what I was expecting, but I was quite impressed with it.

>>81369383
I love this movie. Makes me want to be a hippie in the woods.

Not really an assassin film, but a great assassin in a film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah9n9MCtPLM

>>81384535
Revolver, for all the shit it gets, is still an interesting film. yes it did not live up to the hype of besson + ritchie but it is still worth a watch despite it's faults

also Mark Strong is another GOAT actor that needs to be in more things

Nobody posted Munich. Fucking plebs

>>81385025

>Munich

LMAO

Not using Sword of Gideon.

You're not only a fucking pleb, you're a fucking retard.

>>81377165
>the sequence where he goes full Sam Fisher in the mansion
perfection

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Awesome hitman

>>81370416
why is that movie so overrated?

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>>81368302

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>>81368302

>>81383059
What film? Guy looks hardcore

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>>81385461

>>81368451

I think that's what they were going for.

>>81373719
Because OC used be something actually original, not screencaps and webms, and the only people looking for credit here are Redditors suffering from upvote withdrawal.

>>81377307
The original does, and the book is great too

>>81382669

I don't know if you're memeing or not, but Point of No Return is literally a remake.

>>81377165
Samuelos Fischertacos

>>81368428
Somebody give me a quick rundown on this shit. I don't know this meme

>>81385811

That Turkish dude that shot that Russian dude. Google.

>>81385855
>someone shot someone else
Wow very specific thanks anon
>Google
How the fuck do you expect me to Google something if I don't know what it is in the first place?

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>>81382789
Too bad they made him retarded

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>>81386005
how do you function?

google: "The ambassador turkish russian"

normally I wouldn't reply but I feel bad for you being a fucking idiot

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>>81386120
Well, yeah after you already fucking told me. The original image only mentioned an ambassador and nothing about Turkey or Russia. Should I have just searched up ambassador? Would that have gotten me the results I wanted? Hmmmm? No. You fucking autist.

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>t. No one ever posts this or even knows about it

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>>81369383
Really enjoyed this even though some parts were weak.

The scene where he kills the last Tasmanian Tiger was heart breaking.

>>81385855

Holy shit, you are retarded...

>>81374843

The thing I don't get about this is, every other prop gun they used was good, moving slides, flash, actors showing recoil. And then this shit happens, and then never happens again

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>>81386214

I literally typed in google what I posted. I didn't know people are actually this fucking retarded here...

>>81368428
>>81385811

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88L5FzLRPk

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>>81386005

Jesus, are you a fucking retard.

>>81386460
You're missing the point. You made it seem (in your original post) that I should have used Google before asking. But there was no way I was supposed to know WHAT to Google. You get it now? Idiot. It's irrelevant whether or not I could have used Google AFTER you had already told me what to Google. Because basically I was right.

>>81386460
>>81386781
Also, I forgot to add. You know that I'm right, which is why you are dodging and trying to change the subject.

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>>81368420
This is incorrect. Take your hammy performances, overhyped Jack Black, and Hillary stand-in and shove them up your ass.

>>81385217
oh man this movie was great, haven't see it in years. Redford plays it so well.

>>81375722
film can't come close to this level of artistry

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>>81368428
>That line

Fuck you, I liked it.

>>81375919
>Drake Bell's debt collector finally catches up to him

>>81386437
Maybe it was like a derringer with a plastic prop case around it. It LOOKS like a legitimate blank fire.

>>81386781

Goddamnit, you ARE this retarded. The Google was simply for you to look it up yourself. I gave you the guidelines. That fact that you got that assed about it proves you for a fact know how retarded you are. Kill yourself please.

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>>81386781
Wow. You are autistic. Not memeing, you are seriously a literal autistic person.

John Wick 2

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>>81368448
So much better than the mediocre nothing but over the top action John Wick that did nothing for me when I watched it.

Collateral beats it out of the deepest ocean

>>81386781
>>81386820

bro he literally told you to google "That Turkish dude that shot that Russian dude"

you can google "turkish dude shot russian dude" and it finds the article

Christ man, pick your battles. You lost this one! I wasn't even going to reply in this thread but I saw how adamant you were about not being wrong and I just had to correct you.

>>81387094
>>81387127
>samefagging this hard
Wow, nice damage control loser, but we all know what you meant. If you wanted me to Google all of the information combined you would have said that. You obviously meant it in an insulting and derogatory way. You can act innocent all you want but your the fucking retard, not me.

>>81387162
Honestly when I first saw that club scene in Wick I was like "Is this a Mann movie?" but the rest of it was pretty meh.

>>81387234
Yeah but that isn't the point. Sure, I could have just Googled what he told me, but I'm the one that was originally right.

>>81387295
The only good part in John Wick was the first act before all the action started.

I'd pay money to watch Keanu care for his dog instead of watching over the top action with bland cinematography

>>81382789
sauce?

>>81375942

lol his movies are great

>>81371471
>muzzle through the window
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81383059
>no time to go bowling cousin

>>81387686
oh man that caught me off guard

>>81371471

The Director, DP and editor should all be assassinated for making something as shit as that scene.

>>81373313

GREAT
Day of the Jackel (Original)
The Mechanic (Original)
Leon

SHIT
The American
Collateral
Hero
Fargo season 1 (I think)
No Country for Old Men
John Wick
The International
Jack Reacher
Gross Point Blanke

NIKITA
La Femme Nikita - AWESOME
All Other Nikitas - SHIT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rml5ehAl7SM

It's about a black weeaboo assassin.

>>81382789
What is this?

>>81387236
>He never replied because he knows I'm right
LOL

>>81388524

Homeland. Season 4 or 5 I think. I forget. Show turned to shit after the first 3 seasons.

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The assassin's assassin

>>81387236

>your the fucking retard, not me.
>you're

Learn to spell, you worthless fucktard

>>81385634
Oh shit which one do I watch?

>>81389989

French one best one

>>81382789
Casting this guy as Hitman Agent 47 was a good idea. Too bad the movie sucked.

>>81390027
Downloading now. Thxfam

>>81375904
more like what flick. It's shit.

>>81390416
It's terrible but endearing. Bobcat is a really fucking awful director and he always has been. good writer. Bill Murray's Brother is okay, but not strong enough for a leading role.

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>>81381848

That's not Mr. Right

>>81382767
Cutthroat Island claimed many lives.

>>81390499
Its like a bad postal film. Edgy gone bad.

>>81384974
Mark Strong us in everything

>>81390649
4chan tier autist and pedobait team up to hate things and have guns and stuff. It has small details and characterization that I don't hate, I just wish Bobcat could make a fucking point. He's so wasteful with time, leaves in all the shittiest cuts for scenes that should be much better delivered. Even in his comedy timing was never really his strong suit, I guess.

>>81370221
I'm watching this right now :)

Get this, instead of "assassin kino", we use:

Assassino

Thoughts? Critiques?

>>81390565
>xD look how quirky and crazy we are lol
This movie is the exact oppostite of kino. It was like Deadpool but 10x worse.

>>81390766
Assasscine.

>>81378345
Is that based on the Jo Nesbo book?

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>It's a /tv/ used to love John Wick but now it has gained mainstream popularity so /tv/ hates it now episode.

>>81390728

I fucking loved this movie.

>>81389721
been looking for this science 2003.

ty

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potatokino

>>81368302
More like sleep aid kino.

>>81390916

just like everything ever

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Kill yourselves for not posting this earlier.

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>tfw Tom Cruise was originally supposed to play the part

Also it has one of the saddest scenes of all time in the alternative cut where instead of her husband simply getting shot in the stomach she instead has to watch him drown in a barrel as he looks at her and wonders why she it just standing there smiling watching him die.

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How has this not been mentioned?

>>81389965
The Golgo anime is so kino.

>>81391650

Because it was shit.

>>81391650
i remember this movie having one star in netflix was it any good?

>>81391740
it's a shoot em up with pretty decent characters with generally fleshed out back stories. it is what it is worth a watch with some popcorn and a beer.

clooney is an objectively mediocre actor

>>81391740
It was enjoyable but not kino

>>81386292
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/28/tasmanian-tiger-sighting-search-thylacine-queensland-australia