I'm going to talk to Gandalf

>>81364162
Ask him if you can suck his dick.

>>81364162
Ask him if he is top or bottom ?

>>81364162

Ask him what he thinks of Magneto's character in the X-Men movies, he claims Xavier is his friend but always backstabs and betrays him.

Ask him if he legitimately hates cats.

>>81364162
Ask him why didn't they just take the eagles to Mordor

>>81364162
Yes hi, this is his agent.
Make sure to interview him in front of a big green screen.
Just a tip.

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>>81364186
How could he be bottom?

>>81364199

Fuck, the eternal question.

>>81364162
Don't ask him about movies, don't talk about gay. Ask him what his favorite broadway show is, f he says cats give him a handy j

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjrdjn7KayU

>>81364162
ask if he can fit an extra dick in that nose of his

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>>81364205
Full pic sorry

Ask him if he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole

>>81364187
>>81364215

These are good questions. Any other ideas?

>>81364162
Ask him what the elvish word for faggot is.

>>81364268
>literally contradicting each other

don't embarrass yourself

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>>81364268
Don't ask anything, just go there wearing this costume

>>81364292
Holy shit we oogie boogie now!?

>>81364215
Sir Mckellen that is very shrewd of you.

Ask him what's his greatest joy in acting is, and why is it sucking a jew's bald cock on the casting couch.

>>81364290
I said the questions were good. The suggestion of not asking about movies isn't a question.

Ask him about his tax policies.

What does he think of Jeremy Corbyn and on a scale of 1-10 how useless is he?

If i take away your title would you die?

>>81364320
>don't ask anything gay
>ask if he sexually abuses his cat instead

Ask him what he eats for breakfast. I'm interested in this piece of information

>>81364350
Cats is a play retard what are you on about?

>>81364350

>>ask if he sexually abuses his cat instead

"In all my life I can honestly say I have NEVER been one to beat up pussy, sir."

>>81364162
>I'm a shitty wannabe journalist that wants others to do his work for him

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Ask him which queen he's rooting for in drag race season 9.

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>>81364298
>he doesn't know about the mythical and terrifying green men

>>81364162
Ask him what part he regrets the most for not getting.

>>81364350
Cats should be beaten to death with baseball bats.

>>81364162
Ask him, as a supporter of refugees, how many refugees he is going to let stay in his home.

>>81364494
kill yourself edgy faggot

>>81364257
see if he knows if tom cruise is really a midget

>>81364268
ask him if he's ever been to g-a-y heaven to watch porn idol and then ask him if he'd like to accompany you next time you go

>>81364508
great question ask him if he's ever donated to charity and if he has ask him why he hasn't donated all of his money to charity.

another good one is ask him, as a supporter of homosexuality, why he wont let every fag in the world fuck him up the bum

>>81364162
Is he a power-bottom?

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>>81364578
You sound upset

>>81364748
agreeing with you makes me upset?

>>81364205
You'd be surprised how many couples have sexual roles complete reversed from what you'd think. I dated a more feminine top once, it was interesting.

>>81364748
If only she was alive to see the irony.

>>81364860
>>81364748
She'd probably still have the same views, like how when Trump fails you rationalize it away.

>>81364898
Because finding men willing to have sex is many times easier than finding women and they are less inclined to use condoms as there is no risk of pregnancy.

It's a pretty easy answer.

>>81364926

>like how when Trump fails you rationalize it away.

I doubt you've been to /pol/ today, they love Assad and the only people shilling for Trump are r/the_donald redditor faggots.

The right don't have the cognitive built in hypocracy of the left.

>>81364956

So they're promiscuous degenerates with no concept of loyalty or monogamy?

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>>81365003
>>81364898
Imagine being this bitter and angry about other people's lifestyle.

>>81365003
Yes, men.

Don't worry, there are plenty of beta males like you who are gay who whine about not having a pure virgin bf.

>>81364898
>Siphilis
>All STDs

Looks like you need better reading comprehension.

>>81365028
>>81365024

Can't help but notice you don't have an argument.

Homosexuality isn't something that should be championed. As I've just shown it is responsible for the vast majority of sexually transmitted and life shortening diseases like AIDS, while homosexuals make up less that 2% of the population.

They see themselves as faulty, so they exaggerate their imperfections in the company of others they see as similarly defective. Ironically, it’s precisely that profound feeling of being somehow broken that means a gay man’s sexuality often comes to be the defining characteristic of his personality. Who wouldn’t want to protect a child from a path that leads to such destructive self-loathing

>>81365047

You need to learn to scroll down, faggot.

>>81365071
>They see themselves as faulty, so they exaggerate their imperfections in the company of others they see as similarly defective.

Literally what are you talking about?

That entire second paragraph is non sequitur.

>>81365071
And lesbians have far less STDs than any other group. Should parents encourage their female children toward lesbianism?

>>81365263
>In this one stat lesbians are worse, therefore I can lump them in with all the negative traits of gay males too
Kek.

Also there's literally nothing wrong with safe promiscuity. Most gay couples I know regularly have threesomes so cheating isn't even an issue.

>>81365397

>Also there's literally nothing wrong with safe promiscuity.

Except it obviously leads to unsafe promiscuity, which is why faggots are so riddled with sexually transmitted diseases.

I mean, even during the AIDS crisis of the 80's, when people were literally dropping dead, faggots didn't stop to think 'let me buy a condom and maybe not fuck random men'.

Safe vs unsafe promiscuity is an irrelevancy, because faggots are clearly not interested in the safety of their disgusting actions.

>>81365460
>This whole group acts one way
Actually the majority of gay men do consistently wear condoms. Just not enough to cause herd immunity. Similar to how enough anti-vaccine folks can cause an explosion of a disease, enough gays don't wear condoms.

Have you ever interested with normie straight men? They all complain about condoms. Hating condoms isn't a gay thing, but men can't get pregnant so a larger percentage don't use them.

Hell, I've met gay men who hate anal. They have oral, and they're purely monogamous. What is your response when you encounter people like that? Do you just insist they don't exist?

>>81365573

>I know a few outliers so statistics don't matter

2% of the populations are responsible for 80% of syphilis cases, 60% of HIV cases (and 80% of new infections), 70% of chlamydia infections.

The cognitive dissonance you faggot enablers have is amazing.

>>81365615
Anon, you're the one with trouble understanding statistics. Even with those high rates, the vast majority of gay men are not infected by an STD. Being many times more likely than a person who has a .5% chance of something only elevates that to a larger, but still small percent. I'll agree completely the gay community needs to learn better condom usage, but at the end of the day it's not the majority of gay men fucking everybody they meet bareback, just a larger portion than straights, for the reasons I outlined in my first response to you.

Listen, you hate fags. That's fine. The thought of another man being naked and kissing you sounds icky. That's fine. But all gay men represent are the logical conclusion of male human beings' behavior when not bridled by women as the gatekeepers to sex.

But whatever. I'm sure everyone will agree with you that gays are mentally ill predators and should be gassed someday if you keep posting it on anime boards.

>>81365746
>the vast majority of gay men are not infected by an STD
Who cares? The vast majority of smokers don't have lung cancer either, does that mean it's a good idea to encourage people to smoke? No, it's a retarded idea and yours is a retarded objection.
And it's not just that fags are basically living and walking petri dishes for stds, they live extremely hedonistic lives. The average fag is a degenerate of epic proportion compared to the average straight man. Read up on their drug use or how frequently they have extreme kinks. Or just google "standard fuckparty".

>>81365746

>vast majority don't

One in eight sexually active gay men in London have HIV. That's just HIV. This in every other STD you're going to get a far higher number.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/one-in-eight-gay-men-in-london-has-hiv-official-figures-show-9869378.html

Considering we're talking about a serious disease, you can say that it is the result of wilful ignorance. Because faggotry is a mental illness.

>bridled by women as the gatekeepers to sex.

Yeah, that's nature you faggot. When the alternative to that is dying of a cold because you fucked your immune system because you decide to fuck hundreds of men, I think that's an ok price to pay.

>83% of the homosexual men surveyed estimated they had had sex with 50 or more partners in their lifetime, 43% estimated they had sex with 500 or more partners; 28% with 1,000 or more partners.

https://carm.org/statistics-homosexual-promiscuity

Faggots are mentally ill and deserve AIDS.

>>81364162
Where the fuck did he get off claiming to be the first famous Englishman ever to come out? Where the fuck did he get off calling Derek Jarman a person "on the margins of society"? Where the fuck did he get off accepting an honor from the homophobic Tory government in the same honors list as a famously homophobic Chief Constable?

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>>81365880
>>81365857
>See thread about the great Sir Ian McKellen
>Find these fags

Kek. Stay salty, breeders.

>>81365746

>vast majority of gay men are not infected by an STD

Vast majority of drunk drivers don't kill people. What's your point faggot?

>>81365922
>I don't want people to end up with aids and ruining their lives
>salty
Ok anon, I guess hiv kills your empathy alongside your leukocytes.

>>81365955
>Be gay
>Don't have HIV
>An addicted to drugs
>Have a safe, healthy sex life

Why should I care what you say I'm like? I know I'm not. I just live my life. I literally couldn't care less what others like me are doing.

>>81366039
Am not addicted*

>>81366039
I've no idea what "healthy" is for a gay man, probably fucking a new guy every day instead of 2 new guys per day.
Anyway, let's say you're not a hedonistic degenerate. Good for you but that doesn't change what the average gay man is.

>>81365922
Ian McKellen is a cunt, I was really hoping to slag him off here, but it turned into a thread about "degeneracy", which is unfortunate, as it creates the implication that you have to hate gay people to hate McKellen, which isn't true - I'm queer and I think he is, as stated, a cunt.

>>81366039

>haven't got HIV YET

Clocks ticking faggot.

>>81366189
Again. There's literally a pill that makes you immune. I'm on it.

>>81366102
If you must know, I have a few friends with benefits who I have oral sex with about once a month if I'm single and have protected anal sex if I'm actually dating someone.

But I'm sure that's far more hedonistic for anyone who lives in the fantasy world of pure waifus.

>>81366216

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emtricitabine/tenofovir

>Common side effects including headache, feeling tired, trouble sleeping, abdominal pain, weight loss, and rash. Serious side effects may include high blood lactate levels and enlargement of the liver

>In studies, tenofovir reduced the incidence of HIV infection, especially in high-risk individuals (by 42% in MSM)

Makes you feel like shit, opens you up to the risk of developing liver cancer and other life threatening diseases, and doesn't always work.

Yeah, like I said, clocks ticking faggot.

>>81366234

See

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcarm.org%2Fstatistics-homosexual-promiscuity

>43% of faggots have had over 1000 partners

Literally worse than animals.

>>81366234
Why are you self centered? I already said good for you if you're not a degenerate. Again, it doesn't change one iota what the reality is when it comes to the average fag, given the data.
Also, all fucking weaboos must fucking hang.

>>81366277
>First generation drugs have side effects
Lol, shocking! What happens if in 100 years all STDs are cured entirely? Will gays still be deserving of death?

>>81366314
>About The Author
>Matt Slick is the President and Founder of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry

Nice """"""source"""""". Did it predict Hillary would win too?

>>81366386

>I can't argue against his evidence or methodology, so I should just attack the author.

>What happens if in 100 years all STDs are cured entirely? Will gays still be deserving of death?

Yes.

>>81366334
Because I'm not some random outlier. I'm the norm. Most gay men have more sexual partners than the average straight partner because hookups are much easier, but they do it safely and most of gay sex is oral which carries almost no risk for HIV transmission. The STDs come from a population of gay men that may be a fifth, maybe a forth. And yes, that is many, many times greater a percentage than straights, but you're acting as if that chunk's existence invalidates the 75% or so of us just living a normal life.

>>81366434
>An author with a clear agenda should be trusted

Anon, unless you place blind Faith in every statistic, and those you disagree with you've done a complete analysis of the methodology to determine why you disagree, you're a hypocrite.

>>81366495

I always check sources

You clearly don't. Argue with his methodology then, or his weighting, or his selection group.

You're not. You're a faggot making blanket statements because you have lost an argument.

You people should be gassed.

>>81366456
>I'm the norm
Every single survey ever on the matter has presented the same findings.
- a number of partners which is equal to several multiple of that of straight individuals, which already by itself shows a strong proclivity to hedonism.
- Far higher rate of individuals who engage in pharaphilic acts.
- Far for more frequent recreational drug use and drug addiction
- Significantly higher rate of mental illnesses.
Dude, it's not like I woke up one day and I said "from now on I will be disgusted by gays", it's just that I actually decided to check if the "they're just like us!" propaganda was telling the truth. And it wasn't.

>>81366536
>You people should be gassed
Sorry sweetie. We're here to stay.

>>81364162
Are you the guy from electric paper?

>>81366661

>We're here to stay

Being that the average homosexual life expectancy is 20 years less than normal people, you're not here to stay for long....

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.lifesitenews.com/mobile/news/yet-another-study-confirms-gay-life-expectancy-20-years-shorter

>>81366765
>2005
Average life expectancy of someone with HIV is now up to basically normal levels, m8.

news/hiv-life-expectancy-for-americans

>>81366849
Oops
http://www.healthline.com/health-news/hiv-life-expectancy-for-americans-with-hiv-reaches-parity-121813

>>81366849

Not people with HIV, faggots.

Faggot life expectancy is less for several reasons. Drug use. Suicide. AIDS is only a little part.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2636618/

IAN MCKELLEN IS A CUNT WHY HAS THIS TURNED INTO A FRUITLESS FUCKING /POL/ THREAD

>>81366937
>have never used drugs
>Don't have depression

Nope, I'll be shitposting against you for a good number of decades still, cutie. ;)

ask him about the sexual abuse frodo mentioned

>>81367019

>yet

Clocks ticking faggot.

>>81364162
>What should I ask this legendary piece of man?
Are traps gay?

>>81367055
So are you gonna feed me your cock or are we just gonna keep talking around in circles?

>>81367432

>faggots first thought is degeneracy

Poetry.

>>81367019
Caffeine is a drug.

>>81367553
I mean, I swallow.

>>81367585
Tomatoes are berries.

>>81367961

That aside, are you desperate to get the last word in?

>>81364162
>legendary piece of man


Stop redditing.

>>81364215
Cats is one of the most pleb things ever on Broadway.

>>81367987
Well I'm bored at work so what else do I have to do but check my phone ever so often and reply to you?

>>81368186

>what else do I have to do but check my phone ever so often and reply to you?

Come up with an argument and rebute my points, you fucking queer.

>>81368323
If I went into the sociological reasons why gay people experience higher rates of mental disorders (which are tightly correlated with drug use), you'd dismiss them all. We'd argue for hours and get nowhere, and you'd jump from one point to another and ultimately, even if I countered successfully every one of those points, you'd just revert back to "monogamy is morally good and being gay is unnatural". Those points are subjective so the ultimate end of the argument is moot.

So just shut up and empty your balls in my waiting mouth, big boy.

>>81368524

Homosexuality is degenerate. A lifestyle that leads people into mental illness, sexually transmitted disease, promiscuity, and early death should be treated like the plague on society that it is.

>>81368657
Yeah yeah, so do you want my tight twink hole instead? It's hairless and clean.

>>81368657
>>81368774

You're the worst posters ever, please cease.

>>81368792
Fair enough.

>>81364162
Ask him a deep lore question and how he brought that to his performance as Obi-wan Kenobi.

Eugenics against gays fucking when ??

>>81369146

WE ARE THE FUTURE ANON, NOT THEM!!

ask if the new star trek will be as good as when he
was captain of the enterprise