Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?

>>81363385
Yes. If I could turn back the clock on my grandmother's stair-pushing, I would definitely reconsider it.

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hey guys come on, shut up

>>81363385
>Drederick, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
>I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
>Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ.
>Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

"The champ has no further comments. This parole hearing, is over."

ahh, the good times, when the simpsons were good.

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>>81363385

What an oddly normal interview


http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/sport/mike-tyson-interview


>How do you feel about The Simpsons loosely basing Drederick Tatum on you?

>I wasn’t aware of him until somebody told me. I didn’t pay it much attention, but I’m used to people making cartoon characters of me so I’ve never seen it as offensive. I’m not some superhero, I’m just an entertainer.

People who need people
Are the luckiest peeeeople in the wooooorld

>>81363598
One of my favorite jokes from the show.

>>81364044
Mirkin & Oakley/Weinstein seasons were god-tier

>>81364493
the animation where tatum leans in to talk into the mic makes it especially good. the show used to have great attention to detail and little moments like that

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>>81364493
>"Thank you, thank you, but the Champ has no time for further queries. This parole hearing is over."
>"Awww..."

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>Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and now he's going to get revenge... on Homer Simpson.

I'm crying laughing just remembering this joke. Too bad all good things come to an end.

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>>81365563
> Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor!

Sam Simon was a boxing promoter and manager so this ep had great attention to detail

>They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

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>I wanna dedicate this fight to my manager Vinnie who got me here, and then, passed away two weeks ago
>Any response?
>Yes, I would also like to dedicate this fight to the memory of his deceased manager
>You can't do that!

>He's exactly as rich and famous as Don King, and looks just like him too!

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You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as Nate Diaz Syndrome.

Oh, why me?

Don't worry. It's quite beneficial. Your brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid one eighth of an inch thicker than normal. It's almost as if you're wearing a football helmet inside your own head. Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down.

>he's a hungry fighter, in fact he's actually fighting for a sandwich

such a great episode

also that part where sweet puts on the crown always makes me laugh

>FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!

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>Where's the doctor?!
>KILL HIM!

>He's a hungry young fighter, in fact he's actually fighting for a sandwich.
>We called that the Stinger
>And are you man enough to give me a sixty percent cut?
>Wow, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies...
>That final montage of Moe helping people at the end
One of the best eps desu

>>81363598
>I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

One of the best lines in the entire show.

>>81364059
Tyson was completely presentable when he wasn't out of his mind on coke and adrenaline. Plus age has mellowed him a bunch, as it does to all.

>>81366059
>surgical two-by-four
Always slays me when he takes it out of a sterile packet

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>>81366714
>>81366059
GOAT moment

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>That montage of Homer getting fancier and fancier car washes as his boxing career takes off.

Fuck, that show used to be so goddamn creative

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>If I had this it would show everybody

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In stitches just remembering moments from this episode

>on demand simpsons service when?

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>hey simpson, wanna trade belts
>not really cos yours is just a piece of extension chord
>hey dude hes ragging on your chord

>>81366809
I use the FXX app. I just log in using my buddies Xfinity account. Unlimited Simpsons

>He's been called "the Brick Hithouse" and is also known as "the Southern Dandy"

The Southern Dandy bit still gets me.

>>81366783
ah hell. reminds me of how Homer had to give up his job at the bowling alley and go crawling back to the nuclear plant and the jacket they gave him as a parting gift dissolved as he approached the place

>>81366907

Not sure that would work for a Britbong

>>81366809
Can't you read? Call the Police!

>>81367084
Love that part.
In Italian its something similar
>"the motionless item"

>>81363385

You know what they say. Where there's no smoke, there's no fire.

>what an odd remark

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>its friday

>>81364800
>This parole hearing is over."

Holy shit I just got that joke. Even years later, Simspoons still gets me.

>>81363385

>tampon dispenser drops out moe's cigar

it's the little things

>>81366832
HELP HELP HELP HELP

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>>81366764

the whole Raging Bull montage of Homer climbing the hobo boxing league is GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHTxOlFfUa0

>>81366677

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=mWy4ajnnvAI

I like how his promoter gives no shits. Its like the animal guy on a talk show - hey, if the bear's going to eat someone, there's nothing I can do