STOP DRINKING, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET A JOB YOU WASTE OF SPACE

PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT

>>81362072
But I drink AND have a full time job.

I thought they went hand in hand.

>>81362072
I'll TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE SIR

>>81362618
This. How else could anybody handle it?

SCUM

>>81362618
This guy gets it. How do you even survive 9 to 5 without getting shitfaced every weekend at least?

>>81362072
IF IVE SAID IT ONCE IVE SAID IT A MILLION TIMES, PARANOIA WILL ANNOY HER, STOP SMOKING WEED

It's called the Jeremy Kyle show you dirty little tea leaf.

>we live in a reality where the dolite scum arguing about some robbing a tenner is televised
what a time to be alive

Pass me those all important lie detector results

WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN FOR A SECOND

THERES A FIVE MONTH OLD BABY WHO MAYBE UNFAITHFUL CAUGHT UP IN ALL THIS

>>81362783
the answer is you actually dont neef to. thats artificial stress disguised as release.

>>81362940
>that lad who got rumbled by Jezza for trying to cheat the lie detector
lmao

>>81362966
>drinking is artificial stress
W-what? We're not talking about partying hard here, we're talking about getting beer and watching a movie. At a certain point there's no hangover.

We asked Deano if he knew anything about baby Rochelle's iPad going missing he said no why'd you say no?

>coz I were tellin the troo-

test says you're a liar pal.

Do you like jezza?

I mean him as a person and his hosting style

>>81362072
he brought his wife on to the show?

>>81363025
I doubt I could have a drink with him at the pub but his approach to treating the council house class as filth is admirable.
Also get the feeling he's a closet gay.

>>81363060
Naaa he clearly wants this homeless destitute 10/10 to move in with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSbk9MyBG_c
>Wanna come live with me luv?

>>81363025
No and no. It's highly ironic a man who destroyed his family and got divorced due to his gambling addiction is telling people how to live their lives

>>81363120

That's what makes it so much sweeter especially iif they say it to him

>>81363115
She's far too nice looking for that show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wr-oAL958M

best episode

>>81363192

>Because the truth hurts don't it

Fuck does that mean?

>>81362072
Why should I?

>>81363307
hearing the truth hurts his feelings

how have you never heard that or a similiar expression before?

>>81363328

I have heard of it

I mean within the context of the clip, guy just found out his child is his and he comes out with that

>>81362072
Is this kino?

>>81362756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZb9-7i-ncc

Says the weirdo who licks things "clean"

>>81363378
probably didn't want a kid since he's A WASTE OF SPACE

>>81362072
What if I sit on my backside and drink at work?

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Stop smoking weed.

I just got into Jeremy Kyle, what are his best clips?

THEN STOP TALKING IN MEMES AND GO OUTSIDE FOR A CHANGE!

>>81364150
The one where the woman desperately tries to claim she looked black as a child, to explain her half black baby

>>81362783

Food was my answer instead of alcohol. I went from 11 stone to 16 in a year because of the call centre job I was doing

>>81364150
The one where the entire chav family blames a druggie chav for stealing shit while defending a younger chav who was sitting in the audience.

Didn't he cheat on his wife? Didn't he have a gambling problem? Doesn't he have OCD which causes him to lick his phone to clean it?

>>81364150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Q8m8ACgxo

>>81362072
Make me you gambling addict prick

>>81364280
>that face acne
guaranteed druggie. Its amazing how drugs can make someone in their 20s look twice their age

>>81364265
At least he has a job.

>>81362072
nah, i'd rather have another beer.

>>81364301
Like a good goy

>>81364291
I think it's just anglo genes.

>>81364321
Good goys are staying at home like leeches.

>>81364352
Ah the wage cuck, don't worry goy at least you'll be able to retire at 65* and live another 5 years before you drop

*maybe, depending on if Mr Steinberg needs a new boat!

>>81364380
Ah the parasite. You are causing the collapse of the western civilization. Once hell breaks loose you'll be the first one to go.

>>81364326
stay jealous of our superior country.

My friend went on this show. I went with him to the studio but didn't appear on camera.

>>81364405
Legit jelly after Brexit.

>>81364398

Where am I going? I have all the time in the world to get ready, you have barely 48 hours every weekend (depending on forced overtime of course).

Speaking of which, what shall I do today? So many possibilities :)

>>81364438
post pepe in a blanket with your next smugpost please

>GET A JOB
*rapturous applause*
>PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
*whoooooooooooooo*
>GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE
*audience begin tearing one another throats out*
>MADAM
*audience is dead but still applaud*

It's nice what vulgar platitudes can get you, eh?

>>81364438
Entry level NEETposting mate, back to /r9k/ you amateur

someone post the vid where jeremy got creepy on an underage girl and caught himself out

>>81363120
this.

Does anyone have that clip about a guy who just loves smoking pot and when Jeremy asks him why he smokes, he just replies "oh, I love it!"

>NEETS thinking theyre boasting of beating the wageslaves
>not realised self employed is the true paradise working from home because you got training in computer aided design
lmao

>>81362072
I do have have a Job I do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4&t=2s

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>>81364280

>2 world wars
>1 world cup

>>81364828
Pretty much every bong on the show.

>>81362618
This. Except I'm working for free because nobody wants to hire me. And I drink alone in my room because I don't have any friends.

>>81363410
"hes a liberal who would let rapists live in womens changing rooms" fucking based and KEK

>>81364280
>Jeremy throws envelope and speaks to him like he is a piece of shit
It's-ok-when-Jeremy-does-it.png

>guy treats Jeremy the same way he treats him
>boooo he is a nasty man booooo

I would have done the same to be honest. Jeremy deserves what he gets.

Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PuwpUiNoic

>>81364150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84By07VKfxg

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

WHY DID YOU SAY NO? THIS TEST SAYS YOU'RE A LIAR

>>81364861
>government encourages people to start their own businesses
>then suddenly decided they'd fuck over the self employed for no reason
>backed down from it, but still want to make self employed people file their taxes four times a year, not realising that will just lead to more administrative costs

>>81365095
>working for free because nobody wants to hire me
>tfw consistently invited to interviews, but never the best out of the 5 or 6 they invite

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>jeremy is polite to the guest at first
>all smiles and pleasantries
>test shows that he was a liar
>jeremy goes fucking 180 and starts ripping into the dude like an animal
Never gets old.

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>>81362072
>muh broken window fallacy

NEETs move the economy along just like everyone else. Wagecucks just hate them for it because of extreme job remorse and 100k loans/mortgages.

>>81365850
>/ourguy/
>has a gf
i dont think so

>>81366003
>NEETs move the economy along
And how do they achieve this by giving nothing back to the economy while spending tax payers money?

>>81365850
>manlet called out at the end
is anywhere safe anymore??

>>81366329
We don't spend tax payers money we spend our parents' money.

>>81364198
got a link?

>>81366475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGH1pAQ6Q0s

>>81363025
No fucking way, but that's why the show's so good. It's a very rare episode when Jeremy isn't the biggest scumbag on stage.

>>81366329
NEETs need to live. If they live in society then they move the economy along. You literally can not prevent that if you live in society. Even homeless hobos move the economy along. These people just don't move it along in a way other people like.

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>a wild graham appears

but the class system in britain prevents upward mobility

>>81366520
This is fucking dumb.

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>>81366645
but you can always sink further, so get off your backside and get a job

>>81363025
Absolute subhuman garbage. With that said his slack-jawed idiot fans are probably worse because if he were to take it too far in any meaningful or substantive way they'd turn on him like carnivorous apes just to salve their own consciences.
...
I realise there's something seriously wrong with the implication that they could have ém and my post'is weakened thereby but hey, what do you do?

>Tfw your mate was on it and he brings iy up for like 3 months at the pub saying "they edited me to look like a cunt!"

What the fuck did you expect Mark

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>Mfw the guests don't know the name of the show

>>81366778
but britain has welfare. seriously if I was british I'd never work. I'd just take the handouts and live a measly life.

>>81363025
I hate him in JKS but hate him even more when he's trying to be cool and relatable when he appears on other shows.

His guest role in Saturday Night Takeaway was awful and that other shitty show he did about the emergency services was balls

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>>81366905
>that other shitty show he did about the emergency services was balls

He needs to enhance his credibility by getting into the "front line" of reportage and boldly tackling Islamic State.

>>81366903
>welfare
>£52 a week that can be cut off at any time during the random reassessments
Do you know how high the living costs are here? The only way you get benefits here to comfortably live on is if you cut off your arms and legs or if you're a girl that shits out a child every 4 years

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if you work for a living
why do you kill yourself working?

>>81366959
then why do jamaicans and pakistanis move there?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J1mCkxidPro

This guy is the best guest on the show, pure autism.

>>81362072
yeah? make me

>>81366979
For the wage

>>81366645
Do you actually believe that or just tell it to yourself to make giving up easier?

>>81363092
is this british cuisine

>>81364280
Dude has so much acne he looks like a burn victim

>>81367045
Tell it to themselves. It's not hard to get from working to middle class.

>>81367045
that's a stereotype I regularly hear from britbongs

>>81367083
I'm just saying. Try it. It's good. Like, really good.

>>81367277
t. grew up in $500k house in Surrey

>>81367309
It does. My family was working class for 5 generations before me. I've broken into the middle though, with no help from the fucking goverment who are now trying to rape my ass with tax shit I don't want to pay for.

>>81366520
I bet the cuck said something like "it don't mahuh Jermy. At dah end uh da dey she is meye datuh and I luv er like mah own".

>>81367354
>I've broken into the middle though

I bet you even drink White Ace out of a glass instead of straight from the three-litre plastic bottle in which you bought it. Wanker.

>>81367354
>rape my ass with tax shit I don't want to pay for
Taxes are the price for living in a civilized country; if you don't like taxes I hear Mogadishu is nice this time of year.

>>81366627
What is with this guy? If anyone every mentions Jeremy Kyle to him when he pops up elsewhere he gets so damn triggered.

He walked out of an interview on Sky news because the presenter mentioned it, he got triggered saying we aren't here to talk about that. The presenter then brought up Jeremy is how he got in the public eye and then he just walked off.

>>81366645
Yes, we have the lowest social mobility in Europe. It's kind of sad when you think about it.

There will no doubt be a few diamonds in the council estate rough and they will be doomed to a life of Special brew and bennies.

>>81364226
>Because of the call centre job I was doing
Was your boss forcefeeding you chips?

>>81367406
I think the reason class doesnt exist the same way in america because there's a lot of places that are like mexico tier and you can live like a king if you have a lot of money saved up. it gets more expensive the closer you get to civilization, ie the coasts. luckily cheap gas makes it easy to get around so you pick your poison, nice location, convenience of travel, or low cost of living.

>>81363307
>>81363378
It means that he didn't want to hear the truth but he did, so now he's in a bad mood. How was that so hard to understand?

>>81367318
>Hurr durr I think society is against me so I'm gonna scrounge

>>81367400
I don't drink Cider. I don't drink vodka. I'm not an alcoholic at all.

If it was me I'd ban any alcoholic drink that supposed to be "sweet" fucking sugar pisswater that they are.

>>81365253
That poor woman.

>>81366520

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That guy laughing in the crowd when the black baby is shown

>>81366520
Is he really that fucking stupid?

No, are they actors? Is he really that fucking stupid?

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>>81362072
>being a sober wage-cuck

>>81367855
>Is he really that fucking stupid?

Never underestimate the mind of a beta cuck

>>81367855
Quite a few people decide to believe the delusion of 'I have a black ancestor, I swear!!!' rather than believe their partner cheated on them.

>>81366520
what a retarded cuckold

>>81367866
this
being a wagie forces me to spend almost every waking hour wasted

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>>81366520

>dat comment section

>>81366520
>Britbongs remaking 90s US white trash telly.
Aren't you guys supposed to be the sophisticated Anglos?

>>81367986
>Queen
WE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMLu-K8lPv0
Why are all women the same and crave nubian flesh? At least the fat English slag owned up she took some black dick

>>81366989

KEEP GOING MR SMARD..SMART... ALEX

>>81367986
>(((hebrewqueen)))

>>81368005
>Burgerblobs remaking are Jeremy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mMYuzX5xImA

>>81368733

Is that Maurys set?

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>People saying it's easy to get an upper hand in society
>More and more people going to uni
>more and more jobs requiring degrees
>House prices go up and interest comes down
>House prices go down and interest goes up
>Government help to buy scheme is good until you realise after 5 years the government cucks you out your cash by having you pay back WITH INTEREST
>Shared ownership is the biggest meme because most shares are 20% being bought at 35% of the property's worth and paying rent to doesn't increase your shares in the house
>Renting prices increasing every year
>Every white paper to decrease housing costs fails or is forgotten about
>On top of that Utility bills have increased as well
>But it's okay the living wage has increased by 20p lads

If you're not impregnating a girl and getting a council house free of charge and fixing up to your liking you're getting memed

t. Worked 2 jobs to get a brand newhouse earning £28,000 for 3 years, got cucked. House is shittiest build quality. This country is shit

>>81362072
>Jeremy Kyle will never order you around

JUST

>>81368733
>1 minute in
>mother complaining her daughter is dating black men
>black crowd lmao

>>81369095
>didnt buy a pre WW2 home
fucked up straight away mate

>>81369095
>House is shittiest build quality

Well it was built this century. You need a house that survived at least 2 bombings.

>>81368733
>Jeremy Kyle goes to host his show in USA
>gets shot

>>81367986
>black dick gene

Kek

>>81369095
As long as we keep mass importing thirdworlders and need to keep building a new city every year to accomodate them, while not building a new city every year, the situation will improve.

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GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE

WHY IS JEREMY RENNER SO ANGRY

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>>81364280
>jeremy's look as he walks towards the faggot with one side of his hair fucked up

>>81364280
I know that guy is a piece of shit drug dealer but jeremy definitely deserved that card to the head

>>81365095
'sup janny?

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>mfw jezzaposting will become a thing on /tv/

>>81370436
He ran out of arrows.

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>>81365095
>Except I'm working for free
LMAO

>>81370421
This guy is just a fuckhead mong.

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>lapping up the thinly-veiled propaganda that is The Jeremy Kyle Show

this show is a genius mix of fact and fiction to divide society and incite hatred for the lowest members of society.

The Jeremy Kyle Show exploits the bored, ignorant underclasses under the guise of helping them through apparent conflict resolution and 'aftercare' and gives them the attention and purpose that unemployment can't.

serving as a benchmark for the lowest of the low, it strokes the ego of the viewers - the mentality of 'at least i'm not like them' - and gives a feeling of superiority to daytime television watchers (single mothers, pensioners, students who are trying to avoid thinking about those eye-watering loan repayments etc.) and lets them forget that the consequences of insidious poverty aren't that far removed from their own circumstances.

the second element of genius is in its apparent popularity and longevity. people enjoy a daily dose of hate. its a release and a distraction. some of the guests are genuine, but undoubtedly, they use actors so that Jeremy can deliver the same old party lines which have now evolved into his catchphrases and buzzwords.

at its core, this show is an educated man in a tailored suit shouting vitriol at unwashed people he wouldn't dream of acknowledging in the street. it shows you that you don't need to show empathy for people that you hate.

why else has this programme been broadcast for over a decade?

>>81372771
>it shows you that you don't need to show empathy for people that you hate.

Is this not an obvious, fundamental part of humanity?

>>81372771
>Not enjoying the daily two minute hate

>>81372823
Not him but I think you missed the point of his post, buddy. His point was that the show makes people hate each other, so you kind of answered your own question.

>>81366882
My mate was on it but the episode hasn't aired yet, I'm curious to see how it's edited because he got the whole crowd cheering and jeremy on side.

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Who is everyone's favourite secondary character?

1 for Security Steve
2 for Graham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psNAGm5Wpx0

>tfw no sexual contact

>>81363841
Become an MP.

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>>81373849
G R A H A M
R
A
H
A
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>>81373849
1!

>>81362072
Where is this episode?

>>81366520
Had to go on TV to find this out? Really? Fuck me bongs are stupid.

>>81363025
I felt bad for him recently, he was talking about a woman going back to work on his show, and he said to her "My mother died a couple of months ago, and do you know what I did the next day? I didn't cry and moan, I went to work!"

Jesus, Jeremy, you can take a fucking day off if your mother dies.

>>81374342
Damn you're obsessed.

Are there even any cute girls on this show or in the UK at all?

>>81374342
lad >>81368174

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>>81374503

>>81368174
>come back from commerical
>literally repeat the entire first half of the show
Is this was all US TV is like? Do they really not have enough content to fill a half hour? Even with breaks, all they need is 22 minutes minimum.

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>>81373849
>tfw Jezza himself pushes Big Steve as a meme

Just put the mask on him, call him a big guy on him and be done with it.

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>>81372771
t. Owen "Chavs do literally nothing wrong" Jones

YOU GO THAT WAY, YOU GO THAT WAY

GET GRAHAM OUT

best jeremy kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5mElrN0O6c&ab_channel=TheJeremyKyleShow

>>81374750
RELEASE GRAHAM

>>81374503

Yes, but they're cute in strange, inhuman ways.

at the end of the day

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YOU'RE A BIG SECURITY GUARD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8

>>81369095
but why did you post kane?

https://youtu.be/8UCSFcnsw8c

>>81373849
who even is graham?

>>81374890

Why would a man cheat on his fiancee before taking a lie detector test?

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>>81372771
>you that you don't need to show empathy for people that you hate
Well obviously

>>81364406
What was he on for?

>>81375013
The psychologist.

>>81370421

>*throws chair*

>>81366903
The amount of hoops you have to jump through to get them isn't worth it, and even then you'd be living in some shithole housing project.

>>81366989
looks a little like Latza

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Golem get ye gone

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>>81362618
used to do this when I worked hard labor, would get wasted friday saturday and rarely sundays as well. Now I just drink whenever I feel like it since i'm living the NEET life

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But its national beer day?

>>81362072

i do what i want op (and by extension jeremy kyle)
dont you judge me

>>81367537
>Was your boss forcefeeding you chips?
Have you never worked in a call center? That's an integral part of call centers. Workers are forced to eat junk food all day.

>>81365095
John?