What does the ck stand for?

Cuckhold

>>81359390
Nothing.
>C.K.'s stage name is an approximate English pronunciation of his Hungarian surname, Székely

Food & Cooking

BlaCk CoCk

>>81359390
Cuck King

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>>81359484
Fucking newfags it's obviously cuck king

>>81359390
Literal cuck.

>>81359390
caramel korn

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>LITTLE WHITE DICKS!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG BLACK COCKS!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*
>Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a black man's cock!
>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!"
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
>But most straight white privileged males don't even engage in black culture!
>I for instance recently met the Wu-Tang Clan
>I heard one of their songs was called "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit"
>More like, Wu-Tang Clan AIN'T NUTHIN TO KEK WIT!
>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her!
*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*
>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Whites LITERALLY invented slavery and everything bad in the world!
*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*
>MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BLACK COCK!
>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, THE RZA, THE GZA, OLD DIRTY BASTARD, INSPECTAH DECK, RAEKWON THE CHEF, U-GOD, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MAN!
*Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off ODB while RZA starts rapping*
>THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB... DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!... OH MAN... I SLAM... YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!
*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*

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So I went white water rafting the other day
The audience, once excited and jovial to have the oppurtunity to witness Louis C.K.'s world famous stand up suddently becomes enraged. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DIDN'T STEAL TICKETS OFF EBAY FOR THIS
GET THIS SHIT OUT OF OUR COUNTRY
>Wait what I meant to say was that I was white water rafting through the Congo on a mission to find the biggest black cocks the great contenent of Africa has to offer
The crowd's frowns and jeers turn to smiles and cheers. A chant of LOUIS! LOUIS! echos through the hall. A lone cry of "I KNEW YOU'D NEVER BETRAY US LOUIS" is heard
>I mean, the beautiful bucks of the African jungle could never compare to puny (pause) LITTLE WHITE DICKS
The audience is on its feet. All the white females are either taking off their clothes or having them ripped off by the majestic stags that have been let into the auditorium by Louis' staff
>Say it with me, INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS, INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS, INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

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>louis ck steps on stage
>his appearance is disheveled, beard unkempt, clothes tattered, skin paler than usual
>dark bags droop beneath his sunken, dead eyes
>the crowd cheers as he slowly limps to the microphone
>he grasps it with a trembling hand
>"L-Lit..."
>the crowd is on the edge of their seats
>"Little..." ck barely audibly whispers
>a pair of size thirteen jordans lands on stage
>"Oh God I can't do this anymore"
>louis runs off stage sobbing
>the crowd is still, silence broken only by an indistinct "dayum" in the back
>"I guess that's that"
>the crowd begins getting up from their seats and leaving the auditorium single-file
>a faint bongo drumming is heard in the distance
>the crowd looks behind them at the stage
>the drumming becomes louder and more discernible
>a lone negro sits back down in his seat
>suddenly the curtains burst open
>"OOGA BOOGA"
>an entirely naked, oiled up louis ck somersaults onstage
>"TEENY WEENY WHITE PEENIES"
>the audience roars in excitement and begins rushing back to their seats
>"HEYOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY BIG BLACK COCKS?"
>multiple audience members are trampled to death in the stampede
>"NIGGER DICK NIGGER DICK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DICK"
>the audience desperately tries climbing over the stacks of limp bodies at the entrance door
>louis ck starts rolling around on the floor while screaming incoherently
>"HOWDY HOWDY ROWDY BUCKS"
>tupac's hologram appears on stage and begins performing his new single
>"WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS"
>the surviving members of the audience begin rapping along with him
>louis ck is frothing at the mouth while rolling around
>neil degrasse tyson takes his shirt off and starts beating his chest
>haitian voodoo necromancers begin raising malcolm x from the dead
>a stampede of elephants rushes through the auditorium as a hail of spears rains down upon them
>a wooden little white dick effigy is burned to ash
>a sinister figure is seen rubbing his hands behind the curtain

>in all seriousness

His latest special is awful. Total garbage.

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Back to >>/pol/

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TEENY TINY

>the audience groans with discontent

WHITE DICKS

>the crowd grimaces, some visibly dry heaving

What we NEED is to breed the white gene out of humanity!

>people begin to recover clapping and nodding in agreement

Eugenics is good! and the mighty obsidian COCK will be our deliverance!

>Tears awash the faces of the pasty white inferiors as they kneel in reverence to glistening naked bucks entering the crowd

WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>Louie drops the mic as a fat negro shlong jams up against his face and into his mouth.

>>81360101
>/r/shareblue