Have you ever thought about designing your own hobbit house?

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>>81358163

I'm thinking about visiting that place in New Zealand

>>81358163
No, probably because I'm not 3' tall, retard.

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Literally can't get any comfier ever. Just imagine being with your friends, each of you with a mug in hand, around the fireplace sharing stories.

>>81359547
>comfy
That looks like a nightmare to keep clean. I guess we're also imagining we have hobbit slaves like samwise to do our bidding so we can relax and drink mugs and chat instead of performing hole upkeep?

>>81359547
Everytime I try to tell a story, everyone loses interest immediately

>>81358163

All the time. Couldn't I have Mexicans just make a regular basement then instead of building a house over it cover it with gross lay grass and move in?

>>81359547

>no friends

>>81359682
Just buy an underground silo.

>>81358163
Frequently. If I ever have the land I will one way or another build or have built a hobbit house.

I don't even like LotR, but that first Hobbit series film was literally the comfiest thing I've ever watched.

>>81359547
>just imagine having friends