what experience have you had with actors IRL?

never seen one and dont want to

this way i feel the characters in the movie arent millionaires paid to say kines written by a snobby english major

Dennis Quaid drove by me once

I unironically saw ryan gosling at a pharmacy. No shenanigans or anything we just nodded at one another

Danny Devito slapped my penis.

>>81355768

John Goodman was eating dinner one table over from me at an Italian restaurant in New York City once. He ordered "spaghetti with white sauce."

>>81355768
Willem Defoe walking around the Eaton Centre in Toronto screaming into his cell phone. Sounded mental. Dude is short as shit, like 5'5" maybe.

>>81355768
My father and Kristel were close friends and I've met her many times, including shortly before she died. She was incredibly sweet and clever. Before she died the poor woman was so thin she looked like a breeze could snap her in two.

>>81355857
are you sure he didnt order everything?

>>81355900
*Sylvia Kristel

Electrical infetterance

>>81355768
Only bongs will know these people but whatever
>went to jonny vegas's house as a kid because his ex and my mum were friends
>almost hit peggy from eastenders with a car door
>jonathen ross stepped on my dads foot at the digimon movie premiere

>>81355768
Adam Sandler looks like he wants to murder whomever took this photo.

>>81355855
I once saw a very pissed-off Danny Devito vehemently arguing with an usher at the Hollywood Bowl. He was trying to bring in three bottles of wine.

saw larry david at a restaurant, his wife was making a scene over a fucked up order and he was just staring into the middle distance and didn't speak

I am one

That's about it

>>81355768
Ryan Reynolds at the airport, Jennifer Lawrence outside my house (long story, my neighbor was best friends with her in high school) and Flava Flav a dozen times because he lives in the same area as me and he's been to my work a few times.

People have also run into Nic Cage numerous times outside a Liquor store here but sadly I have never seen him. Apparently he owns a house out here.

Wayne Newtwon a few dozen times because I literally live next to his estate, and unironically when I worked at Del Taco 4 years ago the main husband/dad from the Sister Wives came in an ordered a shit ton of food to go that took forever to make and I was like "wtf is this nigga feeding a family of 40?" and then like a week later I saw Sister Wives for the first time and then found out they moved to Vegas that very year.

I walked past Liv Tyler in NY's Meatpacking District a couple years ago. It was kinda surreal because we were the only ones walking on that street. I didn't want to look like a chode running back up to her but maybe I should have. She's still fucking gorgeous by the way.

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>tfw the closest I've unknowingly-at-the-time gotten is apparently meeting Gordon from Sesame Street at a Borders when I was a kid

>>81355955
>>went to jonny vegas's house as a kid because his ex and my mum were friends
oh yeah boi now we're talking

>>81355768
I met doug walker, that's about it

I've had lesbian sex with a closeted actress. She make me sign a waver not to tell anybody.

my mom and dad were in paris on their honeymoon and saw jerry lewis chillin, he gave them a wink and a smile, and they just walked by.

>>81356093
>tfw this is the one time someone has replied to me in one of these threads
His ex-wife kitty was at my house all the time when I was like 10. Went to his house once when he had a house party for his birthday and I popped a balloon and he said oh that's a good start to a song then asked me if I wanted to play lego something on his ps2 but I declined because I was shy. Nice guy.

I saw Eminem at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>81356058
Shit I also forgot to mention Louise Anderson used to come to my job all the time to get chicken wings.

>adam sandler is still humble enough to eat at a fast food place

this is why he's /ourguy/

>>81356107

GA?

>>81356058
>he's been to my work a few times
Shut the fuck up you nigger faggot. "Been to my work" like a fucking retard. "Came to where I work", "came to my workplace", "came to my job". Jesus Christ people like you make me sick

>>81355768
Are we all ignoring the cunny in the OP?

>>81356110
living in LA i've seen tiera reed at the manhattan beach mall, that guy from bullworth on beverly drive, minnie driver at a private beach in malibu, mathew mconhey and pink in malibu when i was visiting a friend's grandmother. There are more but I don't really see it as a big deal.

>>81356165
What should I have said instead.

>>81356148
Georgia?

>>81356186
oh and conventions, i've met/seen HUNDREDS of celebrities over 20 years of comic con, star trek conventions, anime expo, stan lee's LA comicon, wondercon, monsterpalooza (which is this weekend in pasadena)

>>81356223
Can you read? I laid it out for you. "Came to where I work", "came to my workplace", "came to my job". Calling your job your "work" makes you sound like a fucking mongoloid.

are we counting conventions here, because if so I got an autograph from Nick Briggs a.k.a. the voice of the Daleks/Cybermen/etc. at a Doctor Who convention in Baltimore, and passed by him on an escalator last year at the same convention

yeah, living in the northeast and not in NY doesn't expose you to a lot of celebrities in your day to day life

>>81356186
I used to live next door to Norman Reedus. When they filmed the Walking Dead.

It might be nothing, but I'll tell ya anyway.

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

I met Waka Flocka once, he's like 6'6" and a complete idiot.

>>81356278
Oh, I apologize. I didn't know that either, you're the first one to point that out to me. I'm not even memeing or anything, I will sincerely try to make note of that when speaking in the future.

>>81356278
Yeah but what do you think I should have said?

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles like a year ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>81356058
Flava Flav used to go to the movie theater at the South Point all the time when I worked there 10 years ago. Pretty sure he saw Step Up 2: The Streets two or three times.

He would never eat the popcorn in the tray area and insisted to get it "fresh" from the machine. A co-worker of mine got his hand burned from some hot oil that the popcorn machine would sometimes spit out when Flav asked for fresher popcorn.

Saw Dennis Hopper at the Palms once before a concert. He was way shorter than I would have ever imagined and walked quickly as though security were chasing him out.

>>81356278
It's colloquially a noun you dip

>>81356148
I've told the story before but it was Chloë Moretz.

>>81356308
At subway?

I have the lamest one I saw Kim Kardashian in a beach in puerto Vallarta, Kanye wasn't even around I coul've gotten a meme out of that.

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>>81356378
>Chloë Moretz
YO

>>81356304
haha did that really happen?

I saw Rory McCann(The Hound) At a Mexican restaurant before, he was at the table next to us.

He was on a date so I decided not to bother him, until the girl I was with spilled her glass of water in his direction. She didn't really know who he was.

>>81356373
Yeah, my dad used to work at the Palms back when it was big. He met a lot of actors, celebrities and musicians there.

My favorite story was when Jared Fogle, the Subway guy, got too drunk and was kicked out of one of the clubs. He was screaming at the bouncers "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??" and the casino manager for the shift laughed at his fucking face and said "You're the guy from the fucking Subway commercials, who do you think you are?"

>>81356376
I don't give a shit, it's bothered me ever since the first time I heard it used in that manner when I was in first grade. It fills me with autistic rage faster than tranny semen fills my tight colon.
>>81356315
Just don't let it happen again
>>81356321
Dank post you hockey puck

>>81356133
every fucking time

my friend took a picture with weird al once

I wasn't there tho

>>81356304
thats fuckin nuts man

I fucked your favorite actress, ask me anything

I once met Eddie at an Eton gathering. Being an earl from Morocco, I am quite the tall and rich black man. I didn't know who he was yet, but he got drunk off 2 teaspoons of champagne. By 10 pm he was on my lap begging for my huge cock.

I told him no, you're drunk. I won't do that to you. The last girl to get fucked by me had to get 7 stitches. "Eddie stretches, sir," he whispered seductively into my eardrum. And how could I not fall victim to the charms of this slender flame-haired freckley boy?

I brought him back to my penthouse apartment. He wobbled around like a cute girl with untied shoelaces. He'd been dressed impeccably, a double-breasted velvet Armani and I helped soothe him out of his clothes as he stared at me with glassy eyes. Something about his red, swollen lips took possession of me. I felt incredible shame for the graphic imagery that leapt into my mind from seeing them.

I asked him, how many have had the pleasure to wipe crystalline tears from your eyes? How many have gotten close enough to count the dots on your face? Too many, sir, too many, he told me sadly. He clutched at me, grappling like kim kardashian and her dignity. I held his dainty hands in mine, and told him, it was time for me to destroy his anus. He nodded and said yes sir, please do.

"Eddie Redmayne, you drive me positively mad," I whispered as I mounted him like a big black bull and penetrated the tightest cavity I have ever known, narrower than a root canal. He cried prettily and I soothed him while continuing to ravage that oscar-winning anus. his ivory skin contrasted my ebony flesh perfectly and i thought, what a man! willing to subjugate himself for one night to a black person... he was incredible.

We parted ways when he crept out of my bed the next morning to attend a casting call. Joked about needing a wheelchair after I'd been through with him. I'd asked him to stay, but he shook his head elegantly and said I would see him again someday. But he wouldnt see me.

not me but i have a friend whos a celebrity fitness trainer in new york

i got a call from her two days ago where she was near tears convinced she was about to get fired because she walked in on taylor swift in the bathroom peeing

These threads are all the same.

Anyone ever get mistaken for someone famous?

>wearing a showtime lanyard at a con
>dumb drunken normie gawker mistakes me as someone from the network
>fuck with him for a solid 10 minutes before laughing and walking away

>ctrl+f "infetterance"
Ok I was not disappointed.

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>>81356508
are you a lion?

>>81356386

It was about a year ago. She used to come in this les bar I used to work at in West Hollywood. She claimed to be studying for a role. She would always ask me question about sex then drink, dance, and hit on a couple of girls, but wouldn't do anything. One day she ask me if I could meet her at a hotel she wanted to ask me question. When I got there she fed me fancy chocolate and shit loads a wine and we fucked all weekend. Then her manager gave me this waive to sign.

I was working out alone in a gym with Eric Andre once. Literally just the two of us late at night. This was in Toronto so I think he was there for a comedy festival or some shit.

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>tfw been going to Chicago Comic Con every year since 2014
>tfw Lou Farrigno's booth never has anybody in line every time
I should say hi to him next time.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>81356508
ebin

>>81356551
nah m8 I legitimately look like nobody

Witnesses report that while Bale was visiting the memorial with his wife, Bale asked the crowd gathering nearby what they thought of his movie. Allegedly, no one in the crowd had seen it yet because they felt uncomfortable going to the same theater where this horrific accident took place. Astonished and seemingly upset by this, Bale forced the entire crowed into the movie theater and made them buy tickets to the next screening of The Dark Knight Rises. After a heated argument with the staff, Bale was finally able to convince the manager to let him and the crowd see the film in the same theater where the shooting took place. One person described Bale's behavior while watching the film as, "erratic and horrifying. He [Bale] would laugh and scream out to the theater 'That's me! That's me!' whenever there was a scene with him."

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>tfw got Peter Noone to sign a CD and write down "Noone Loves You" on it
I feel old now

I live in Dayton, So I see Dave Chappelle every so often. Most people just leave him be. Usually just a nod and that's it.

Saw a guy who looked a lot like Donnie Osmond once in a parking lot by the interstate. Two separate strangers both came up to me within 5 minutes of the Donnie sighting and asked me if I had seen a guy that looks like Donnie Osmond around. I'm still not sure to this day what I saw.

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My dad is a fry cook. He said that Elon Musk came into the Dairy Queen one day and he was a real dummy.

I saw this black guy in a really expensive suit walking down the street in windsor canada, I swear to god it was fucking kanye west but I can't tell black people apart well enough to say for sure. he was definitely rich.

So I was at a small local restaurant in LA the other day and out of the corner of my eye I saw Ryan Gosling eating by himself.

It was clear he didn't want people asking for pictures or anything because he was wearing headphones and looked kind of tired.

I was sitting diagonally from him and I would notice that he wouldn't even answer the waitress in full sentences, he would just say "mmm" or "mmhmm". I think it's because he couldn't hear what she was saying.

The weird part is when he checked his phone I saw that he was listening to the hamster dance. After a few minutes had passed, he would open his phone again and press the repeat button.

He kept pressing repeat until he was done eating. When the waitress came to give him the bill he just said "do da di do?"

The waitress looked kind of confused so she just smiled and nodded. Eventually he put down some cash and got up and left.

>>81356459
I sat next to weird al on a plane once as a kid in the early 2000s. He was cool i got his autograph.

>>81355768
I live in LA
I sat next to jonah hill at a burger place in LA, i suggested he order the double hickory burger and cheese fries after he said outloud to his friend what should i order? This was in his most recent fat, i feel proud i enabled his fat eating and likely added a few pounds to him. As i left i mentioned dont forget the pie. (The burger place we were at is famous for it's pie)

Another time i saw gene simmons also at a burger place. I was with my friend and some other people i didnt like. One of the people i didnt like started shining a laser pointer at him, He started yelling at us. I saw him again like a week later walking out of the same movie.

Surprisingly these are my only sightings. Im sure ive seen others but im bad with faces, especially if they dress down and act inconspicuous.

>>81355768
Saw Sandler at a Vegas hotel. Looked absolutely JUST'd.

I was working at CVS at the time and JC Chavez from N*sync walks in. This is after their band fell off but still while Timberlake was a huge success. So I gather all the female employees there that day and told them to go do something in the back room, like stocking. Then I just ring the guy up. I don't even remember what he bought. I just remember I was taller than him which struck me as odd at the time. Anyway he leaves and like a half hour later the girls come back up and ask if there's a reason as to why I told them to go stock in the back room.

"Some dude from N*Sync just walked in." They freak the fuck out. I tell them not now, when I told them to go to the backroom. They freak out and ask why I didn't tell them.

"Because I don't like you personally." I said. Then later showed them the security cam footage because they thought I was lying.

I didn't pester the guy when ringing him up, actually acted like he was a nobody. I did it more to spite everyone else.

>>81355768
Steve Carell lives next door to my friend in NH, while we were having a barbecue on his (my friend's) back porch, Steve Carell was mowing his own back yard, then walked over and said hi to us afterwards. Seemed ok, most of his funniness was probably from writers though.

>>81356058>>81356373
Lmao when I was a kid we saw Flava Flav at a Chilis in west Vegas . He was chill as fuck joked around with us and took pics.

In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

>>81356796
kek
I believe this

I saw a guy who looked exactly like Gurm coming out of a casino near where I live. He even had that stupid little hat

I don't think it was him though.

My friend claims she saw Viggo Mortenson examining pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond in upstate New York and that he smiled briefly at her.

>>81355852
As opposed to seeing Ryan Gosling ironically?
Stop using meme buzzwords you fucking child

>>81356861
It happened. I live in MD and his family lives around me. I've also almost hit Travis Pastrana driving the backroads in Annapolis, mutliple times. Dude used to ride dirt bikes and 4 wheelers in the road. Roads where cars drive. He would always do that "my bad" hand gesture when you had a near miss. I'd roll my window down and yell his first name and call him a dick.

I don't really consider that "meeting" someone famous, I more yelled at him passing by on multiple occasions.

Bonus one (but never met the guy), but Alex Trebek used to live across the Severn river from my aunt and she would tell us not to swim to his side because he was kind of a dick about stuff like that. We would swim across as teens and would moon his house when we did. He either was never home or never cared because nothing ever came of it.

cillian murphy came in to my work. surprisingly, he was chilling with a couple of people from broken social scene.

cillian is very pleasant and charming irl.

>>81355768
Shia Labeouf screamed in my face when I said some pro-Trump things at his He Will Not Divide Us art demonstration

>>81355959
His career took the picture.

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>>81357020
>sitting 80 posts into a electrical infetterence thread and asking that question.
You are a special kind of idiot aren't you?

I once saw David Spade while walking in NYC.
I said, "Hey, David Spade!"
He said, "Hey, some guy I don't know!"
He then got in a cab and drove off.

>>81355870
I'm pretty sure that was not willem dafoe

My cousin married the son of a president of a large corporation. The guy is really good friends with Tim Allen and he was at the wedding. I had a brief conversation with him at the dessert line. Steve Wynn (not much of a celebrity) was there for a short period of time too with bodyguards around him, congratulating the father and what not.

>>81357101
i read it in his voice and it's perfect

>>81355768
I actually saw Adam Sandler IRL once. His sister used to live in the same development as me in Tucson and he would come visit her occasionally.

inb4 electrical infetterence

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Lisa Kudrow was in a small restaurant I was at years ago.

We left her the fuck alone. She was having dinner.

>>81357052
What did his breath smell like?

>>81355768
Adam Sandler looks like an alien. It's weird

>>81357020
he's referring to the pasta

I met whoopie goldberg on the set of the movie she was filming for disney's california adventure. she asked me how school was going, what my favorite subject was and generally was just really cool and nice.

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>>81355768
my mom saw lorenzo lamas once

>>81357020
b2r my man

>>81357335
Whoopi genuinely acts like her character Guinan irl.

>>81356107
D A L L A S
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>>81357400
SALLAD

>>81357020
REDDIT BE GONE

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>>81356508

>>81357299
Rotten cheese. I feel really bad for the guy he licked.

>>81355768
Imo he has every right to walk up to the photographer and slap the shit out of him. For God sake let the man eat in peace.

>>81357331
That has nothing to do with what I posted though. I've read the fucking copypasta, and nowhere does it use the word unironically. So basically you're just wrong.

>>81355974
>curb theme
>executive producer Alec Berg

Never met any. I met Fabio in Rome as a kid. He was really nice to my family. Also met Michael Jordan at our golf club. He had just lost 10K on a bet and was upset. Yelled at his manager to get me and my sister out of there.

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i post this damn near every time i see this thread, so here it goes.

a few years ago during tiff a friend and i saw paul dano. we both got high after exams and were walking around and saw a lost paul dano walking around. my friend didnt realize it was him and was telling me some shit, and i interrupted him like "yo dude tahts the nigga from tehre will be blood."

by this time paul dano went into a shoppers drug mart nearby and my friend said taht we should go in too to see if it was really him. we didnt, we staued out for a bit, not taht it mattered cuz paul dano came out like 30 seconds afterwards and got into a cab and dipped. during taht time my friend got a look at him and turned to me and was like "YOOOO THATS THE NIGGA FORM TEHRE WILL BE BLOOD"

p good day desu

Met Emma Stone in NY. Nearly empty coffee shop, my exgf and I are in there, she sees Emma reading a book and goes where she is and starts asking questions and all that.
I assume she doesn't want to be bothered so I go there apologize a fuckload of times and tell my gf to go back to our table.
Emma said that it was okay and that we could sit with her if we wanted to talk to her.
Half an hour later or so she gave as a hug as we had to leave.

>>81357591
well for 1 you are an idiot. and for 2, the pasta is the ironic part. You can't meet someone unironically, but you can SAY unironically that you met that person.

Learn into english you mongoloid pile of filth.

>>81357672
WHAT DID SHE SMELL LIKE

>>81356165
your a dorable

>>81356605
hot as fuck
did she know what she was doing i need details

One of the Mowry twins was staying at the same hotel as me in London about 8 years ago. I'm not sure which one it was but we literally ran into her everywhere we went. It was crazy. Bus tour, she was on it, different restaurants and shops, we'd run into her. I never spoke with her but I should have because I'm still curious which twin it was.

>>81357702
Some fancy perfume I guess. I'm no perfume expert.

>>81357683
>You can't meet someone unironically, but you can SAY unironically that you met that person.
Well then he should have said
>Unironically, I met Ryan Gosling
And again, how the fuck does this relate to the pasta in any way?

>>81355768
what a fucking jew

Rutger Hauer
I didnt realize he was an actor, he was nonchalantly talking to someone else and mentioned his role in Blade Runner when it clicked.

I didnt go up to him and say anything, havent been close to any other actor that Im aware of.

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>>81356304

>>81357793
YOU GOOD MAN?

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>>81357757
These girls

>>81357658
a year before that i saw jackie chan. i was walking to the subway from school and i usually walk by this hotel. thre were like 2 or 3 phottographers tehre standing when i was walking by, but i didnt think anything of it. then suddenly like 2-3 metres from me, jackie chan walks out laughing and waving bye to someone inside and gets inside this nice ass black car and drives off. that shit made my day

another time my cousin took me to to a holy ghost/cut copy concert (her choice of music, not mine) and when holy ghost finished their set, the band members were getting their shit fromt eh stage. the lead singer was getting some of his shit and my cousin screamed loudly taht it was my birthday and he heard and he looked and me and smiled and screamed happy birthday. that was really cool

>>81356733
that dummy is a billionaire and your dad is a fry cook

>>81356304
this happened to me when I met him too but it was in Cincinnati.

My boyfriend's uncle's brother (dad) dated the mom from Married With Children when they were still inside high school. She was regardably very beautiful pretty woman too look, and she had nice eyes and full lips, a round face. But very large nose. One day, she left to go to Hollywood to make an American Dream, realize her dream of getting to be an American Hollywood Real Star!

>>81357775
He is saying he unironically met him because when people say they meet him they are ironically posting the pasta, not claiming they met him at all.

How are you not getting this? Without claiming they are being unironic, people assume you are posting the pasta. It only works because there is a wildly notorious pasta that always gets brought up in these threads. ALWAYS. Again, it all predicates on the pasta being a joke, an irony.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Its an old meme but it still applies.

That all being said, I''m still defaulting to you being a retard.

>>81357847
My dad said the same thing. He's a personal trainer and he said that Elon came into the gym one day and he was a real dummy.

>>81356223
He just gave you examples, retard.

Saw Ice-T at the movie theater a few months back. Complete manlet, his girl had a gigantic ass though. He was rolling with his crew of gang members in a sick ass Range Rover. This was in an overwhelmingly white area in a suburb of Phoenix, by the way.

>>81357926
My dad said the same thing. He's a professional fluffer and he said that Elon came on the set one day and the scene ended.

>>81357591
Is this the "at my work" autist

>>81357793
you stoned?

Tell you what, flip me around.
I heard a good one there.
On the news, it was Toronto.
Big hammer zit.
Thank you, for making a spacial case.
Very hood to meet you.

>>81357927
Who

Saw Keanu Reeves at an aquarium once. I was so star-struck that I asked the stupid question of, "Hey, are you Keanu Reeves?" To which he responded, "Yes, I am." He then preceded to walk away.

>>81357901
>You don't know memes, so you're retarded
K
But I'm still not in the wrong. He said:
>I unironically met Ryan Gosling
How the fuck am I supposed to interpret that? My brain is meant to fucking totally reverse his fucked up grammar because it's referencing some dumb fucking meme that I wasn't even thinking about? And I'm the retard here?

>>81358113
It's "presided".

>>81358129
No, he IS Ryan, so he can't see himself and have it be ironic, because Ryan is Ryan Gosling.
And Gosling Ryan Gosling Gosling.

>>81358129
you're looking too deep into the meme my dude

turn back now while you still can

>>81355768

I once attended a stupid little town hall meeting with then-governor Jesse Ventura and Chris Matthews. The local townies asked stupid nonsensical questions toward the end, once it was opened of for Q&A.

I once rode my bicycle around a lake, totally at random. While doing so, I saw... FUCK, it's that GUY! Who, the fuck. it IS. It's that GUY!

I cycled right next to him and I was sure it was THAT GUY but I didn't say anything esp. since I didn't know his name, and also I figured he didn't want to be bothered.

It was John C. Reilly, checking out town. He had a woman about his age and (IIRC) a little girl in tow, and apparently this doesn't correspond exactly with his RL family circumstances. He had business in town, I realized later, because he was in the process of shooting Prairie Home.

Reilly would not become known among us for his meme/comedy turns until a bit later.

>>81355870
>BACK TO FORMULA? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

>>81355768
I was a kid with my dad in Vegas and he saw Arnold well before he was governor. My dad and I walked up to him and his 2 security guards stepped between us and my dad just said "I just want to shake your hand and know what kind of cigar you're smoking" so Arnold shook my dad's hand then my hand and told him Cuban cigars

it was pretty cool

>>81358229
>Chris Matthews
HA

>>81356733
>He said that Elon Musk came into the Dairy Queen one day and he was a real dummy.
According to guys from sci who've interned at Spacex Elon works around asking employees if they can make rocket parts more pointy.

>>81358129
>And I'm the retard here?
categorically. You could have, and should have, just kept scrolling your mouse wheel. Instead you saw the word unironic being used correctly for the first time in probably years on this website and didn't know it because you don't know even the most basic memes of the board. I'm not saying you need to know them, but when you don't and you make yourself an idiot like you did, you only have yourself to blame. So you saw the word unironic and went ballistic. This was your chance, you were gonna slam the stupid nigger that dared type that out in your presence. Well turns out you were being a fucking idiot in an attempt to fit in and it backfired instantly.

This all happened because you went into a thread based on memes, with the titular meme already posted MULTIPLE TIMES before you had to have your moment. I said you don't have to know the meme to get it, because all you have to know is english words and understand them, that may also be beyond your grasp, making my overly long post...ironic.

All you had to do was just move on, scroll that wheel. You didn't. Congratulations, you played yourself.

Fucking retards.

>>81355852
>>81357020
>>81357591
>>81357683
>>81357775
>>81357901

none of you retards know how to use the word ironic properly

>>81358331
ironic that the people who use the word the most have the least understanding of what it means.

>>81358331
isn't that ironic

>>81358331
People ironically say they met Ryan Gosling. The irony is that they didn't and you just got memed on. Saying you unironically met him means you aren't about to meme on us and that you really did meet him.

Its the overuse of the meme that makes actually meeting him unironic, because according to this site everyone has met him doing the same exact thing in the same store over and over and over and over again. Strangely enough, it also makes even mentioning it ironic.

It moves into that roko's basilisk territory of mentioning it at all.

>>81355768
I had sex with a prominent member of the RLM crew

and then I did it again

Not an actress but whatever.
I was in one of those organic food shops buying groceries for my mother because she couldn't due to an injury.
So I have this shop list of stuff that I have to buy but it's extremely ambiguous seeing as how pretty much everything in the list is there but there are different types of it.
So I'm in the lettuce aisle looking at all the different lettuces not knowing which one to get, getting by balls frozen because those aisles are refrigerated and the place is cold as shit.
Hear a soft chuckle to my left so I turn and Taylor Swift is there looking at me. I stand still for what felt like a minute looking at her with my eyes open wide.
I go "Hehe" like a fucking autist. Immediately notice how stupid that by itself it sounded and follow up by saying "It's my first time here and I'm not sure what lettuce I should get".
She said "Leaf is good for salads and Boston or Romaine for sandwiches. Well I gotta go, bye!"
So I bought one of each and left.

>>81358452
She didn't even offer to step on your balls or spit on you? I don't believe you.

>>81358279
OK. My first post wasn't even serious but whatever.
>inb4 le you were just pretending to be retarded
Yeah that happens all the fucking time on this website, why are you so surprised when someone actually admits it?

>>81358496
I would have let her do it on the spot.

I'm not ashamed to admit that as she left I went to her exact position and took a big whiff. Popped a boner doing it too.

>>81358537
Fucking kek m8. I shut you down so hard you retroactively claim you were joking AND has the gall to say I am going to claim I was merely pretending AND greentexted the inb4 to defuse it...
Jesus christ man, just admit you're an idiot who doesn't understand english well enough to parse a simple sentence.

Have some fucking self respect man. You even sound passive aggressively angry in your last sentence, which should have absolved your anger if you were joking.

I just hope you are an ESL or something.

I saw Aidan Gillen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>81357063
Rekt

>>81358661
>Fucking kek m8. I shut you down so hard you retroactively claim you were joking AND has the gall to say I am going to claim I was merely pretending AND greentexted the inb4 to defuse it...
>Jesus christ man, just admit you're an idiot who doesn't understand english well enough to parse a simple sentence.
>Have some fucking self respect man. You even sound passive aggressively angry in your last sentence, which should have absolved your anger if you were joking.
Jesus fucking christ you have to be joking. You actually take /tv/ this seriously? That is absolutely the most pathetic shit I've ever read. When your mom comes back down to the basement with your tendies, you should tell her how hard you BTFO some anon on 4chan.

I'd like to meet a lesser-known actor irl. that way they're less likely to be annoyed by people walking up to them. and will be flattered that you know them and have something to talk about.

The only celebrity I ever met is the guy who played Biff in Back to the Future.

I saw Brendan Fraser one time when I was a kid at Disneyland. This was before The Mummy but after George of the Jungle which I recognized him from. He was with his wife and kid so I didn't go up to him.

I saw Brendan Fraser at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond, please respond.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to "prevent any electrical infetterence” and then turned around and cried at me.After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “JUST” really loudly.

>>81358902
Tom Wilson?

A lot of people call me Seth Rogen so I guess I could say my experience with myself has been okay

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>>81358902
sure it wasn't him?

I almost got run over by a jogging Kevin Bacon, Kyra Sedgwick, and their kids while walking down Central Park West, which happened about 20 minutes after getting death-stared on the subway for 15 mins straight by an angry David Hyde Pierce after the friend i was with tried to slyly take a picture of him and got caught. I'd post the pic but I don't have a facebook anymore and it's on her profile.

I peed next to Hugh Laurie in an airport once.

I saw Andy Dick at disneyland. I was getting off of pirates of the caribbean and he was going in through the exit. I said "hey" to him, and he looked at me and said "hello..." in his annoyed sounding voice.

Good times

>>81359171
Andy Dick is still alive, and that's on you buddy.

sam hyde called me a manlet and laughed at my face.

>>81359184
is Andy Dick still doing anything? I heard that he reprised his Lion King role in that Lion Guard series recently

>>81359235
I just looked at his feed out of curiosity, looks like just stand-up

>>81359235

being in shitty tween bands music videos

https://youtu.be/aaR1Jm7hjmE?t=53

Drove by the orange monkey when he came to our state. Walked by Bill Gates when I was a kid. That's about it.

When I was very young, like a baby, apparently I was looked after by Richard Gere at a party for like an hour.

Separate time but about the same age, I was checked out by Keanu Reeves and got to sit on his motorbike with him for a little bit. The second one, my mom actually has a photo of last I checked.

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I used to go to Star Trek conventions back in the day, saw a bunch of them on stage of course. But John De Lancie just wanted to hang out, he came and watched anime with us for a couple hours and just walked around the place all day talking to everyone. Good dude.

I saw Tim Heidecker walking around at a festival (I think it was Bonnaroo 2012?) I went up to say hi and he just gives me that look of his, pulls out a thick slice of ham from his pocket, and smacks me on the face. Then walks away.

>>81359377
Oh and one more thing, that I actually remember, when I was about 12-13, I went to Universal Studios, when they were doing the grand opening of the Mummy ride there. Because me and my friends were kids and short, we were able to get to the front of the red rope, and Brendan Fraser walked past he high fived us. Then when the big showy ceremony was over and everyone started going on the ride, my and my friends sat in the same ride car as Brendan, behind him.

>>81358957
Hey, Seth, got any good movies coming out?

Why don't you do sci-fi?

>>81359404
I've never met him, but from the stories I've heard from people who have, de Lancie is a proper bro

>>81359404
Overall, TNG's cast seems to be the fucking best at fan interaction.

>>81356607
Cali State Fair had him as a guest for some superhero shit. You could barely see him his booth was so crowded.

He's doing ok.

>>81355768
>I lobbed a champagne bottle at Paris Hilton in a club in Hollywood. I missed by about 6 inches.
>I've also had a beer few beers with Adam West in Carlsbad. He drinks Micalobe Ultra piss.
>Drank with Willie Nelson in Lukenbach Tx on a Wednesday about 4 yrs ago. Although Willie isn't a big drinker.
>Yelled "Alright, alright, alright." At Matthew McConaughey while tubing on the frio river in Uvalde.
Best moment ever was..
>Had a conversation about the best places to hunt in Texas with George Straight while in Las Vegas.
That's about it.

>>81359501
>>Yelled "Alright, alright, alright." At Matthew McConaughey while tubing on the frio river in Uvalde.
was he playing the bongos

>>81356605
>things that never happened

>>81359617
No he was floating down the river in a tube dragging a cooler drinking a Miller light with a group of ppl. He did respond with a thumbs up though.

>>81358140
This might be a spicy meem I'm missing but it's "proceeded".

I met Dom Deluise on a subway

>>81356058
I see Flava Flav all the time at Bank of America and the Vons right next to it.

>>81356058
>long story
>immediately tells it in 10 words

>>81359880
Don't you mean in a Subway?

>>81358661
Homie you keep replying. Compose yourself your autism is showing.

that bazinga guy sucked my dick in a bar bathroom in Sacramento. found out that he's famous only later through the meme

had 'real camera' on the set of 'friday night lights'
was taking pics of inside astrodome (this is when talk was about tearing it down, so i wanted some memories)
then some people saw me and took me toward film crew (thought i was in trouble), but they wanted to take pics with billy bob thorton.
i ended taking a pic with him (i was an extra on the field)
fun guy.

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>tfw you will never get insulted by Don Rickles

>>81355959
Well, no shit. He's just hanging out with the kids, you gotta be a total fucking asshole to take a pic like that.

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>>81355768
Saw Jimmi Simpson while on a trip to Baltimore a few years ago. We were waiting outside for a table to open for breakfast. It was chilly out and him and his friend were sitting on their other side of the street that was catching more sun. He shouted out that it was a little warmer over there.

I've met like 40% of celebrities in Australia because I work in the industry.

Russel Crowe is fucking crazy, after being on set with him for weeks I could see exactly where the South Park parody of him came from. I didn't see it but apperently there was an actual fist fight at the wrap-party because after 2 months of taking his shit someone said "no, do it yourself" when he asked for something.

Everyone else is usually pretty cool.

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I bump into this fella at tescos quite a lot, he tends to say hello

>>81357757
How do you know you didn't see both of them at different times?

>>81360161
have you run into any of the Hemsworths?

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>>81355768
sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.

When I was in school in New York three years back, I saw Steve Buscemi on the street once. He was alone and looked kind of depressed so I said nothing. We just passed each other and kept walking.

I saw Jimmy Fallon in New York too. My brother and I walked into a bagel shop and my brother stopped at the front for a moment so he could read the menu. He didn't realize that he'd gotten in front of Jimmy Fallon, who was waiting in line. Fallon clearly thought my brother was cutting him in line and glared a hole into his back but said nothing. I remember him looking much shorter than I thought he'd be and weirdly scruffy for the time of day it was. But it might have just been because I'd never seen him without studio lighting and makeup.

I realized what was happening and pulled my brother to the back of the line, but I'll forever see Fallon as a passive aggressive little man for not just saying something if he was concerned.

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>>81360206
fucking kek

I was a waiter at a more higher-end restaurant / bar in LA. I've served Russell Brand and Jared Leto. I wasn't allowed to acknowledge them though otherwise I'd be fired.

I probably served other famous people but had no idea who they were.

>>81360161
Kek I was an extra on one of his movies. After seeing that South Park episode I wanted to see if he really was that nuts and after I talked to a few people on set, they cautioned me against trying to piss him off. Dudes got a temper apparently.

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Saw Jesco White at a local Wv Walmart. Didn't bother him because that guy is fucking crazy.

>>81360415
>not fighting against Russel Crowe
poof

>>81360210
i saw him once on the street and flipped him off. he just gave me a pissed off look and kept walking.

>>81355768
Vanilla Ice because one of my old boss' son dresses up as Donatello all the time for some reason and hangs out with him.

True story.

>>81356257
>oh and conventions

these don't fucking count

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>>81355768
Saw a band in Kansas City with some friends. Went to Ihop afterwords because it was open. For some reason Rob Schneider was there and he was fucking PISSED about something. He was seated too far away for us to properly hear him but he was talking in that slow pissed off enunciated type of speak. He stormed out eventually. He had two people in his entourage. Big dudes but I didn't figure Rob would need security especially in a fairly nicer area of Kansas City.

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>>81356668
that's fucking hilarious

>worked at a place when Alec Baldwin came in with his yoga wife and nanny. Seemed nice enough, but nobody really did any of the "OMG YOURE BALDWIN!" shit.

Talked to Polly Shore, seemed really depressed, possibly drunk. He dressed like he was doing his laundry down the street, which is odd since it was in the heart of Beverly Hills

Met Nathan Fielder at a bar. Really nice guy, took a photo with him and complimented his show. He asked me and my friends (we do improv at UCB/iO) when our shows were, and seemed like an all around great guy.

>>81356605
>Then her manager gave me this waive to sign.

dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.

>yo I know you already got all the sex you wanted, but can you sign this for me pls?

Also how the fuck can you possibly enforce that nonsense?

>your honor she promised she wouldn't tell everyone that Chloe's a lez but shit did so can you please tell her to tell all that people that she told that she didn't really mean it? kthxbye

does meeting people on the set counts?

Clint Eastwood
George Clooney
Bill Nye
Black Science Man
Wayne Knight
Pharrell
Scarlet Johansson
Jonah the Subwayman
Robert Patrick
That guy who got killed in T2 by Robert Patrick along with a carton of milk
Coen brothers
Keith David
Christopher Lambert
Josh Brolin
Gene Simmons
Bob Rooney from Married with Children

People I saw in IKEA
Andy Dick

>>81356165
Garsh..

>>81356792
I saw him near that popular italian restaurant in west hollywood and he looked haggard as fuck. He was comically skinny fat - lanky guy who looked like he swallowed a basketball.

>>81360906
he needs it everywhere because there are people with taste that would want him dead, even in kansas.

>>81355768
Apparently i walked by miley cyrus in NYC. my cousin pointed her out, i didn't notice her at all which is wierd b/c i'm mad paranoid and mentally ill as fuck so i usually have a pretty idea of who's by me. it wasn't even a crowded street.

>>81356084
i'd pack liv tyler with meat if you know what i mean haha

>>81357016
Why can I picture that scene perfectly and it is pure kino ?

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>>81356508

I was vacationing in surfers paradise (gold coast) back in 2014 and noticed simon and jake from the inbetweeners walking along the beach. Went up to them and introduced myself, they had finished filming for the inbetweeners 2 movie and were just taking in the sites. Kicked the footy around with them and some of my mates for a bit before we had to take off. Really friendly dudes

Once I got a handy from artie lange for a fiver.

>>81356084
>It was kinda surreal because we were the only ones walking on that street.

If you had run back and groped the shit out of her I bet you would have got away with it completely.

>>81355768
>infetterance pasta

Kristen Bell at a grocery store in Cali a few years ago. Pre kids i think. Fit as fuck. Insane legs and feet. Made my dick diamonds but then i started feeling pervy an left. Went back to my hotel and tugged one out in record time lol

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>>81360206
bretty good.


I once met Dr. Now in a hospital and he told me to lose 50lbs by the next day but I ate a bunch of pizza and gained wait instead so he told me I'm finished and kicked me out.

>>81363552
>getting to see an actresses footgame irl
Jealous senpai

>>81357063
lmao

>>81355768
I've met quite a few as I regularly get tickets/passes to movie premieres.
Andrew Garfield was laid back and really cool we spoke for a few minute's.
Chris Pratt was exactly how he is on tv as a genuinely nice guy.
Chris Hemsworth didn't speak much just smiled.
Tom Cruise insisted on taking a picture with my phone of us.
Jason Statham was just an asshole and generally shitty.
Amy Adams was nice, I found her assistant to be more interesting to talk to
Matthew McConaughey was a cool guy in person, was kinda weird to hear his voice in person.
Christopher Nolan was really humble and stuff when I asked questions about TDKR.

Met Simon Pegg in a pub a few years ago. Hes a really nice guy, talked for a while and he signed a napkin for me lmao

>>81355768

was chillin with my friend, we were trolling chatroulette for girls,all of a sudden met andy milonakis pops up sitting with some guy

he's like sup, we're like nada, andy's friend is like do you know who this and points to andy, we're like yeah

my friend has an acoustic guitar in his hands, they ask him if he can play, my friend says, a little

they say, play and andy will rap over it, my friend starts to play and then they leave

same night, we fell upon drake he saw us and then skipped us instantly

>>81357954
My dad said the same thing. He's the owner of Tesla and he said that Elon was a real handsome smart man and not a dummy

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>>81358237
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED

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>>81356304
dear god I haven't laughed that hard in a while

>>81355768
I was Michael Fassbender's penis for three years. AMA

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My parents met John Travolta at a hot tub outside a hotel in California or Hawaii. I was there, and apparently I was climbing all over the dude, because I was like 2 or 3 years old at the time.

I think it was Travolta.

>>81361676
From kansas, can confirm.
Though his bestwork is the hot chick


Also, bumped into Paul Rudd literally at a royals game in kc 4 or 5 years ago. I was heading from the concessions with some beers and a dog, when dude ran into me coming from the toilets, spilling a beer. He gave me a 20$ bill apologized and walked off. Seemed a bit miffd when i told him clueless was kino,couldnt tell if he could tell i was unironically being ironic. Generally a nice dude.
7/10 would bump into again

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Why is his daughter so smug?

>>81355955
I once held a door for Rob Brydon

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>>81355768
Jesus.... Why live?

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Met Aaron Paul at a gas station. He asked me for a dollar for the vending machine and I obliged. I asked for a quick photo and he said "yeah just let me get my candy".

I watch him go over to the vending machine and pull out a huge wad of bills. He starts putting them in and getting his candy. He cleaned out the entire machine, easily 150 dollars worth of stuff.

I ask why he needed my dollar and he says "Retard tax" then throws all the vending machine goodies in a garbage can.

I'm just staring at him and he goes "Hey Mr. White did you see that?" to empty air.

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I'm in Atlanta. Stranger things films in GA .

A couple of months ago I would see Nancy walked down the street a couple times a week I drove home from work.

She was walking in a slightly rough area all alone and the chick is like 100lbs. Seemed very strange to me. I always imagined actresses like her having some sort of security detail. At least like, a normal male companion to walk with her.

I always felt like yelling at her "NANCYYYY YOU SKINNY BITCH EAT A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER."

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>>81356304

I met bill Cosby at 7 11 he goes there often to get coffee

>>81356084
>NY's Meatpacking District
That was a tranny with lip injections, anon. You were walking past a swinging dick

>>81356418

Was he dressed like an idiot?

Growing up in Burbank, CA you see a lot of celebs.

Saw Jay Leno multiple times, once during a driver's test in which he waved to me in an old as fuck 1920s car he was driving in Sun Valley. Second time he was broken down near Warner Brothers in something that must have been from the 1940s. (he has a giant warehouse of old cars in Sun Valley)

Saw Laurence Fishburne at the pet store I used to get my snake live mice at, he was buying something to kill gophers and my dad gave him advice on what to get as we had a bad gopher problem in our last house. (it was only solved when my dad took a 9 Iron to the gophers face, however we did not recommend the 9 iron)

Convinced my parents to go see the National Theatre Live Frankenstein showing at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and as we were leaving Colin Farrell and what I assume was his gf/wife were in front of us. My mom loudly whispered "IS THAT COLLIN FARRELL" and he turned around and smirked.

Saw Patton Oswalt taking money out of an ATM at the 7/11 near the high school I went to during lunch break but didn't talk to him.

All of these events happened during high school.

Also not an actor but hanging out with my friends we spotted Egoraptor in the Coldstone Creamery next to the AMC 16 and my friend sperged out and ran to talk to him and he later talked about him negatively in a podcast or something.

>>81355852
>i unironically saw ryan gosling

pls explain

I met method man back stage in like 07, I wish I could say it went well but I was stoned and I can tell he looked at me like "who is this goofy white kid?"

I once asked Rowan Atkinson where the bathrooms were. He seemed nice.

I saw Aiden Gillen at a grocery store in Dublin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and that I was a big Dark Knight Rises fan, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, do you want me to call it in?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and flexing his neck vein in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Flight Plans in his hands without filing.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any big mistakes,” and then turned around and put his hands on his belt at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by crashing really loudly.

>>81365697
Oh also I volunteered at a hospital in Burbank in the maternity ward. I was basically in charge of giving stressed, recently pregnant women water and food. Mario Lopez came by and asked if he could have a juice from my cart as I was making my way into his wife's room to make a delivery. Very nice guy, nice family as well. I'm realizing these are all very boring normal stories now.

>>81356165
Autism

>>81361906
>haha

>>81356308
I met Wacka too
He's a big Teddy Bear and tipped me $100 even though I wasn't a waiter

>>81356380
I've met Kanye around 10 times. Only once with Kim. He's probably the nicest celebrity I've ever encountered.
Jakey G and Tom C take second place.
Kim was alright, but you could tell she was busy and wanted me to fuck off.
Laurence Fishburne is my godfather, long story.
Cavill and Dafoe almost daily when I worked on MoS. Cavill is /ourguy/, believe me
Nolan yelled at me once, so I can proudly say that.
Will Smith was pleasant and it was surreal meeting the Fresh Prince.
The Harley actress was pretty basic.
I'm legally not allowed to speak of my encounters with Jared Leto....

no but I can make something up if you like

I saw Dr. Oz in a mall recently. He was standing on a podium giving a talk surrounded by maybe around 150-200 people. A bunch of health tables and a news channel were there. I yelled out "Fuck you" really loudly while he was talking and he paused for a brief moment, cupped his hands, and kept going.

>>81355905
Spaghetti with white sauce IS everything at an italian restaurant.

>>81355768
when hes not making kino i play D&D/SR with "vin diesel" hes a friend of a friend, the DM has known him since forever

>>81365589
She looks severely anorexic. She's cute though, in a weird way.

>>81356551

I look like a footballer/soccer player, in London I've been stopped a couple of times. He's German so I've put on the accent and played along a couple of times.

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>>81356304
I'm actually crying. Thanks.

My dad saw Fergie at an airport once. I don't like Fergie or my dad so this is a shit story, but it's the best I've got.

>>81355852
>I unironically saw
just fucking end yourself

>>81356418

Did one of you got laid that night?

>>81356278
>"came to my job"
Literally even more incorrect than the phrase he used because his is socially accepted.

Why the fuck are you even nitpicking something so trivial, specially when you're so retarded you offer an even worse replacement?

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>>81355852
Was he a real human bean?

>>81357658
classic paul. we know it's you buddy.

>>81365940
Dafoe wasn't even in Man of Steel you fucking liar.

>>81358428
it's not ironic dipshit. it's called a LIE

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>>81365803

i ran into ron jeremy at a bar recently. the boy is not lookin good

Not me but my stepdad leaved nearby and knew Justin Bieber's grandparents, said they were nice. He also met his mom and little kid Biebs at a wedding or something.

Pa, Friend owns a Italian joint, sells beer, dude comes in and asks for a six pack, friend walks around counter to where the dude is standing and pulls a six out of the fridge. Walks back around the counter and rings it up, dude looks around then walks out, several of us ask if he knew who that guy was, he says yes, the asshole that didnt tip me.. it was Richard Gere.

>>81355870
He is like 5'11"

>>81355768
pretty sure I saw Matt Damon going into a hotel in Limerick one time but I didn't approach him

>>81356165
(unironically) this

I saw Jared Leto at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>81355955
>be bong
>get raped by jimmy savile in a hospital

>>81355768
Brat Pitt,ang jolie,malkovitch, cast of game of thrones,star wars 8,foxx....mphhhh....
Probably some other, never said a word to them or acknowledged their existence.
Not giving a fuck towards celebs kinda gives city I work sometimes an huge boost in economy,
on the other hand they get illusion of privacy(people do recognise them ,they have learned not sperg
about them because moneys)

>>81359222
Before or after you came in his ass?

I've only seen the "generic" versions of celebrities.

Jewish Ray Romano in a Palm Springs deli.
White haired Tony Shalhoub at the Mikado in Palm Desert.
And Dutch Danny Devito in Amsterdam.

>>81367955
>mphhhh....

what did you mean by this?

>>81368031
That would be sound of trying to remember if I missed someone " important" in my language.

>>81355768
>Sandler eats based burgers

what a guy

>>81356165
Stupid NEETposter

>>81355870
if the rumors are true, he can't be that short or his dick would reach his neck

>>81355852
how many snickers did he steal?

I saw Gordon Ramsay at LAX in Delta Lounge - nice guy, was polite to everyone.

Also, when Seagal lived in Tennessee, I saw him at dinner twice at a small italian restaurant. The second time, he punched a partition on the way out of the place because the other customers wouldn't stop staring at him - he was wearing one of those silly silk Chinese Tang dynasty shirts

>>81368284
>he doesn't have a neckdick
Jesus man, I'm sorry. I'm 7'4'' an even I have a neckdick.

>>81355955
I also saw Jonathan Ross stub half-trip over something and nearly drop his icecream on a beach on the south coast somewhere. why is he so clumsy?

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>>81355768
I live in Austin so its not uncommon to just bump into one. Its weird though because you're not used to seeing these people in thereal world so your brain has a hard time making the connection. I just spend five minutes wondering why that person looks so familiar.
I try not to be obnoxious. Maybe just wave or give them a nod.

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>>81356553
same

>>81368490
bullshit i have lived in austin for 10 years and I have never seen any one famous just walking around. You must live near bee cave with the richies that have ruined muh city.

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>>81355955
Everyone goes round Moz's to score

>>81356685
Ayy, I grew up just outside of Dayton.

I saw Jake Loyd at a starbucks in Milwaukee, he was wearing sweatpants and a Shia Labeuff in his Disney years tshirt.

He was just staring at his shoes while they made his cofee. He realized I was staring at him but did not turn my way, before leaving he opened a sugar packet and threw it at me (trying to blind me?) and then ran off, spilling like half of the fucking coffee,

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>>81360206
no fucking way

>>81355768
Once I was in Oviedo, Asturias, and it was known that Woody Allen was around. I went with my parents to the hotel where he was staying but of course we didn't see him. On the way back, passing by some bar zones, we saw Javier Bardem having some tapas. That's pretty much it.

>>81357355
>my mom saw lorenzo lamas once
Anon you know she probably still finger bangs herself to that memory.

>>81355768
I sold Vanilla Ice a filing cabinet at Staples in Lake Worth, Florida about 6 or 7 years ago. He was pretty cool, but I didn't bring up his career or anything.

>>81368546
I fucking wish, I live on the north side of town, i can spit to Pfluggerville and roundrock from my house. But its not that uncommon to see someone dowtown. And more than a few celebs live here.
I've bumped into Sandra Bullock more than once, but too terrified of spilling spaghetti everywhere to say anything.
Not to mention various musicians just hanging out while they're in town.

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>>81356666

Checked, must be true.

>>81368813
I stopped going downtown years ago. Its just a giant tourist trap now. When I was a kid and I would drive up to Austin with my friends it was waaaaaaaay different. God I wish Austin never got popular. Now the city is ruined and theres condos everywhere. I am thinking of moving somewhere else.

>>81355938
oh, you mean like you're posting now?

>>81368910
I don't normally, but if im going to a show, or have people from out of town its obligatory.
And its definitely gentrifying at an obnoxious rate but its still better than most places in the country.

>>81355974
Was it back when he was married to Laurie? She truly is a psycho cunt. He based environmentalist Cheryl on her, but they had to make her a LOT nicer.

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>>81356165
Was it autism.

>>81357847
Shut up, Elon

I saw Thom Yorke last summer in Chicago. Me and a friend went to Chicago specifically to go see Radiohead for that year's Lollapalooza since we're both pretty big fans. Since there was no one worth seeing early that day we decide to get drunk and check out the Museum of Modern Art there. As we're going through the air lock entering the building, Thom is leaving with some model he has his arm around (he just recently broke up with his like 20-something year gf). Me and my friend do a double-take when we realize who we brushed past.

We go back outside to get a picture of him as he's walking down the museum steps. His girl taps his shoulder when she notices us and he turns and sees me with my phone out. He kinda mutters "are you lost?" at me. Bear in mind, we're outside in downtown Chicago so I can barely hear what he's saying and I ask "what?" He just mutters the same thing again and I sure as hell can't hear him so I take a step closer. He then just shakes his head and walks off.

Kind of a dick but Radiohead was pretty fucking awesome that night.

>>81358428
This. Why don't retards understand this?

>>81365328
Holy crap, now I'm snickering n the breakroom and everyone wants to know what's so funny. How old is this pasta?

>>81359101
>Kevin Bacon
>Kyra Sedgwick

Those kids HAVE to have some fucked up faces.

>>81359501
>He drinks Micalobe Ultra piss.
Being 90 will do that to ya.

>>81356607
Aww my ex's little brother loves him. He got to meet Lou at a con a few years ago. He watched all the original hulk episodes when they were on netflix

>>81363945
>Christopher Nolan was really humble and stuff when I asked questions about TDKR.

Hol up.