Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises' opening plane scene?
it's big
>>81352491
BRRAAPPPPPPPP* What have they feeding you at the agency cafeteria? *BAAAARRRFFFFFPPPPPPFPFPFPFPPFPF* *sniff* Is that, French cheese? Who knew they served such exquisite cuisine *BRRRRFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPP* And yet you remain such a small guy *BRRRAAAAAPAAPPPFPPFFPFPFP*
>>81352704
Pic related
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>>81352735
>forgets image
Incompetent brapposter
Do you truly understand the depth of your failure?
>>81352523
PARA TIIIIII
WHERE'S BANE?
>>81352704
>>81352735
Daily reminder that brapposters are hotheads in disguise
>>81353447
Right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhoGjKwdYRM
>>81353510
jesus christ
should have made an American Psycho reference when he grabs the axe though
>>81352735
>>81352704
>>81352735
>>81352793
>>81353507
>>81353933
BRRAAPPPPPPPP* What have they feeding you at the agency cafeteria? *BAAAARRRFFFFFPPPPPPFPFPFPFPPFPF* *sniff* Is that, French cheese? Who knew they served such exquisite cuisine *BRRRRFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPP* And yet you remain such a small guy *BRRRAAAAAAPAAPPPFPPFFPFPFP*
>>81352793
>>81353507
>>81353933
>>81354158
Literally all me
>>81352491
BANE?
It helped me get through my wife's labor and delivery.
I'm a pussy. So blood scares me. As a way to relax, All i could think of when i was in the delivery room was bane?
>>81354373
Did you call your newborn a big guy?
>>81354373
Shit, were you the anon from that thread a couple days ago?
>>81354416
Yes
>>81354413
He was extremely small
>>81352491
completely forgettable scene. PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT ALREADY! YOURE NOT FUCKING FUNNY!! NOBODY OUTSIDE THIS SHIT RETARDED BOARD EVEN REMEMBERS THIS SCENE ANYMORE
When you really think about it the whole plan is kind of stupid and needlessly complicated
>>81352491
Lads if this is the beginning of the end of the world, I have one request: anyone who survives the nuclear apocalypse and still has access to whatever internet is left, please make one last banepost for all of us big guys.
>>81354491
Well, good luck anon
>>81354559
>Mfw one hothead in this thread spamming brapposting
Hothead leave. You are not my friends
>>81354646
Thanks bro
>>81354738
BRRAAPPPPPPPP* What have they feeding you at the agency cafeteria? *BAAAARRRFFFFFPPPPPPFPFPFPFPPFPF* *sniff* Is that, French cheese? Who knew they served such exquisite cuisine *BRRRRFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPP* And yet you remain such a small guy *BRRRAAAAAAAPAAPPPFPPFFPFPFP*
>>81354738
Someone get this hothead out of here!
>>81354930
do you actually think these posts are funny
>>81355222
BRRAAPPPPPPPP* What have they feeding you at the agency cafeteria? *BAAAARRRFFFFFPPPPPPFPFPFPFPPFPF* *sniff* Is that, French cheese? Who knew they served such exquisite cuisine *BRRRRFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPP* And yet you remain such a small guy *BRRRAAAAAPAAPPPFPPFFPFPFP*
>>81352491
I'll remember it to the day I die. My last words will be "Bane....?" probably followed by a giggle as I choke on my own mucus filled mouth or my heart fails.
This scene is the most important thing I've ever experienced. It added a whole new dimension to my life. Every time I travel, every time I wear a blue shirt, somebody mentions a Dr., calls somebody big guy, says they're scared, mentions the CIA, grips their belt or says "Tell me about..." I'm filled with a glee that threatens to consume me.
I live for this shit.
>>81355239
>>81355222
Someone get this hot head out of here
>>81354738
>>81355222
**I suction cup my mouth to his bare anus cavity, when suddenly**
*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*
**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**
*GULP*
**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but he won't let me, he reaches behind him and forces the back of my head between his ass cheeks more**
*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*
**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as he forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to his asshole**
*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*
>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos in charge here? That's right, I'm in charge, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"
**he said to me aggressively, as he forced another one out**
*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*
**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of his colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but he kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between his ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**
>"N-NOTHING! I SA-SA-SAID NOTHING!"
**I said with my mouth full of shit**
**He turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook his head "NO!"**
**Fearing for my life, I swallowed his bowel movement, and he finally released me from his anus**
**GASPING FOR AIR**
>"So hows that for eating ass?"
**He said in a smug and condescending way**
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>>81353510
How did Nolan get away with this?