ITT: Actors who could play older versions of other actors

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Gosling & Waltz

>>81352363
Longface Gosling toto longfaced

>>81352241

So Rami Malek got less ugly as he got older? cuz he's ugly as fuck compared to Shannon, his bitchboy voice doesn't help either

>>81353251
Efron as old Leto

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>>81353590

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>>81353251
Here's young Jared Leto for further comparison

>>81352313
holy shieet

>>81352363
>>81353251
hell no

>>81356561
and after beniciio, that mexican/native indian ice cube guy from legion.

>>81356706
Jemaine celment

>>81356645
Head shapes are completely different.

>>81356645
I am observing the hidden meaning that you are attempting to evoke with this image

John Malkovich and Chris Pratt

>>81356645
Ugh, don't make me remember that atrocious make up.

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Dwayne Johnson (Actor) looks VERY similar to The Rock (Wrestler)
Is this meme still good?

Chloe Moretz and Mickey Rourke.

>>81356767
>Jemaine
I always thought his name was Jermaine. I feel like I'm in one of those Berenstein/Berenstain situations right now.

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>>81356645

Chris Farley and Don Rickles.

>>81356645
PERFECT

That guy from Geroge of the Jungle and the JUST guy

>>81356939
The guy from the Mummy? Lol, whatever happened to that loser?

>>81356814
What a fucking freak
He fucking disfigured his body

>>81356964
I think that was Tom Cruise all along, they did a wonderful job of making him look completely different and taller in george of the jungle and mummy (old version).

>>81353251
Nigga, Jared could still play young Jared

Lee Evans and John Malkovich

that cara devhvhkvvvkl.l;
and the guy from the office

>>81354046
WHO'S THAT QT 3.14 ON THE RIGHT??

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>>81356993
What are you smoking nigger? He looks like a fucking greek god.

>>81357070
Adèle Exarchopoulos, you pleb

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>>81356770

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>>81357136

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>>81357123
This is a greek god.
The Rock looks like a roided up deformed faggot.

>>81357136
>>81357157
What, they have nothing in common. I only ask because I seriously want someone to explain what i'm losing here.

>>81357221
SMALL

>>81356645
Bruce Willis and that guy with the toupee from the sixth sense

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>>81357221
>Apollo
>Literally picked the gayest god
Kek

>>81357221
wow did nu males exist back then

>>81357457
>epitome of youth
>gayest
Whatever, being gay wasn't bad for them either, so don't see your point

>>81357457
To be fair, Dwayne Johnson has way too much bodyfat to say he looks like a statue of a Greco-Roman god. The only people who could really compare would be bodybuilders at a competition where they have starved and dehydrated themselves to an absurdly low bodyfat percentage.

>>81357457
The Laocoon statues are roman, my friendo

>>81357221
Don't you have some traps with feminine penises and boi puccis to jerk off to?

>>81357457
how did men achieved this body type back then without roids, mordern equipments and proper food? i mean, the dudes who sculpted this things must have took someone as an example, right?

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>>81352363
Damn you guys are good

>>81357624
>>81357628
>>81357574
>>81357221
OH MY GOD OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T MEAN THAT HE LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE A GREEK GOD LIKE WOW ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR SOMETHING IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU FUCKING MORONS

>>81357669
because they didn't eat mcdonalds every day and had acres of vegetables and potatos

>>81356706
I think he's a kiwi

>>81357703
No, he;s part Maori.

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>>81356645

>this shit flying over everyone's heads

[[MOVIES]] and television

>>81357679
>i was only pretending to be retarded lol

>>81357669

Calisthenics, gymnastics, martial arts and all the spare time they needed because they had slaves to do their boring shit for them.

Some of the artists themselves also learned anatomy from observing cadavers and used that information to idealise the human form in their work.

>>81352241
isnt rami egyptian though

he turned into a white guy as he got older?

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>>81357669
Yeah but they're still idealized figures
Pic related is slightly more realistic

I always thought Timothy Olyphant and that guy married to Fergie could play brothers with Johnny Knoxville as their slightly retarded hillbilly brother.

>>81357645
Traps are disgusting.
I like young men, but men after all, with al the beauty of youth but the masculinity that was appreciated at that time.
I picked Apollo, not fucking Dionysus, faggot.

>>81357882
This one is so fake

>>81357882
Holy shit
Never did the connection, but damn

>>81357882
This is retarded. They didn't change the outline of his face. eyes mouth and nose might look similar but his skull shape is totally different.

>>81357669
less processed sugars probably helped.

>>81357637
that's michele faifer

>>81357637
ayy lmao gotham catgirl looks more like michelle probably why they cast her

>>81357690
>potatoes
No, they hadn't.

>>81356645
Just give joseph gordon levit some super unnerving blue eyes and it will work

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>>81357136
He's actually ridiculously handsome. As a fat guy with a decently handsome face, it gives me hope.

>>81358247
One of the greatest unJUST ever experienced by mankind

>>81357628
>roman
wrong. its a Roman marble copy of a Greek original bronze

>>81358035
>photoshopped picture is fake
o i am laffin

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>>81352363
I want to see a movie where Gosling and Hardy are brothers and Waltz is the dad

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>>81356645
Could've got the guy who played young Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

Or just not fucking bother with prosthetics.

>>81358380
Meh christian bale has gain and lost the same amount of weight like 10 times

>>81358449
maybe have Hardy be the ugly, younger brother

dude is a straight up 5'9 manlet, while Goose boy is a nice 6'0

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Like it or not, they look very similar.

>>81358461
Sure, but always for the role, no exceptions. He never JUSTed in the first place.
Pratt got fat as fuck because he was lazy and swole the fuck up for his role.

>>81358530
Wrong.

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>>81358530

He'd have been better than this faggot.
With a face like that Pine should've played Frank West.

>>81358461
It wasn't only about the weight, some people lose weight but stay with the same attractiveness more or less.
He went from a 4/10 straight to a 9/10, that shit it's unheard of.

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>>81356645

>>81356645

Really makes you think

>>81357123
Ironic that he ends up looking like Stone Cold

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>>81358617
He tried but didn't got the role
http://time.com/2983576/chris-pratt-guardians-of-the-galaxy-star-trek-avatar/

>>81359139
yeah I know.

>>81353251
jared already looks the same age as efron

>>81356561
lmao brad is 3 years older than benicio

>>81356645
>>81356863
i don't get it

>>81357457
why are obliques so sexy? no homo

>>81358206
source

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>>81357598

if only he looked close to as good as young leo

>>81359261
JGL played Bruce Willis from the past in some shitty movie a while back

>>81359710
don't make me compare asses

>>81357770
"body like a greek god" is a very common figure of speech bro it just means someone looks good. not his fault it triggered your autism.

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Sebastian Stan would've made for an awesome young Kyle Reese. He can also play Corporal Hicks in Aliens if they plan to continue that character's story.

>>81356645
looper

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>>81358617
He was supposed to resemble young shatner, not the shatner from the original series

>>81356934
hahahahaha

>>81360344
I refuse to believe they aren't the same person.

>>81360594
From the thumbnail i was thinking of a young bognadoff.

>>81361295
what they are not the same guy?

>>81353251
You're right, Jared could totally play young Effron

>>81356645
That movie really grinds my gears.

>>81361383
>bognadoff
What's that? Can you give a quick rundown?

>>81357741
Just goes to show how fucking forgettable that movie was

>>81356774
I wtf'ed through the entire movie because I did not understand what the fuck they were trying to do other than deliberately make one of the two lead actors look unbelievably fucked up

>>81360128
is that the guy who voiced nemo?

These have all been terrible. Sad!

>>81360128
They don't look the same at all aside from the eyes

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>>81357250
>his penis isnt 2 inches flacid and 8 inches hard

>>81357250
grower > shower

no point in being a show off when you want it tucked into resting mode

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This fucking lucky chad

>>81358501
FUCKING FAGS GET OUT REEEEEEE

HARDY IS HOTTER THAN GOOSE

>>81362241
I would watch that

>>81362241
Is it weird that I had a sex dream about her once

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>>81362332
At least you have sex dreams.

>>81360981
I always thought they were the same guy...

>>81362237
I think he ended up three inches shorter than his dad, or something, though.
Don't breed with a woman more than 4.5 inches shorter.

>>81357221
this is why we need BLACKED

>>81356645
Can't make this shit up

>>81361480
t'would that it were so simple

>>81356814
>those upper arms
>those tiny as fuck forearms

>>81357221
God of DYEL maybe

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Cheating since they're related, but they just look so alike.

>>81357669
No estrogen in the water, also no plastic

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>>81362241

>>81353251
Both of these people are so unlikeable

>>81362957
Alex Jones, go back to sleep

>>81356934
Hope this catches on

>>81357669
The Greeks were obsessed with fitness. Like Platon and the boys were literally hanging out at a sports center where they would give lectures and philosophize.

>>81361465

Not him, but here we go

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>81361295
these two are the same person, fuck off with this meme shit

>>81361567
Kek

>>81352313
Too bad Clayne can't act for shit.

>>81352241
these two should play a father and son that fuck pregnant bitches together

>>81362241

I love shit like this. Proof that facial features aren't pinned down to gender.

>>81362730
with a face like that i dont think it matters. no homo

>>81356939
>Gerogerigegege of the Jungle

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>>81356561

>>81361731
Bill Skasgaard, the new Pennywise

>>81359336
Ioannis Kapodistrias, governor of Greece brought potatoes to Greece for the first time. In fact the Greeks were afraid and reluctant towards them so he did the genius thing and put them in a warehouse with fake guards and all the surrounding plebs came to steal some of that forbidden shit. Worked like a charm

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>>81365009

I think Jeremy Irons could play as an older Daniel Bruhl

>>81365009
this movie would have been amazing if they had left in the deleted plotline

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>>81356934
Kekekeke

>>81362581
It was a wet one too

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>>81356814
>that guy in the background on the left pic
I think we've found another one

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>>81354106

fuckin hell didn't know he was that handsome

>>81357741
>/tv/
>knowledgable about movies

How new are you? It's been pick one since day one

>>81365847
Right? He was prime twink boipussi
Literally a boy chasing man's dream

>>81352241
nice, the older version of generic egyptian guy #1

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>nobody posted this

>>81366754
Doesn't look like anything to me

>>81366754
A U T I S M

>>81353251
>tfw Leto is like 20 years younger

>>81366838
*older

>>81366754
How dumb are you

>>81357669
they just took one genetic freak and kept using that for every statue, most people werent that jacked

>>81357890
>junk exposed
>"gotta wear these wraps to protect my hands, though"

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>>81359710

>>81366915
I'd explain it but it's a major spoiler so just fuck off

>>81362942
poor maggie

Some of these are good, but most are face-blindness tier.

>>81362730
>Don't breed with a woman more than 4.5 inches shorter.
More important to take not of the womans father or brothers.

>NOBODY posted the most obvious one yet
Josh Brolin
Tommy Lee Jones

>>81367675
Already been done

Watch Men in black 3. Brolin nails it

>>81356814

ROIDS, NOT EVEN ONCE

>>81357457

It's only gay if you are the bottom

>>81357882

Before or after the car accident?

>>81358247
>>81358380

Save up for plugs, that shit is expensive m8

Jude Law -> Kevin Spacey

Might be good if The Young Pope ever gets a 2nd season and probably a timeskip for the last episode.

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>>81360981

I raise you

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>>81361480
They grossly miscasted that

Why is Han a manlet?

shouldve been this kid

I watched the scene in age of adanine where he actually played a young harrison ford character and it was on point

>>81362909
how do you train forearms

>>81368098
Jacking it

>>81366915
I know right?! Doesn't look like anything to me.

>>81356561
Brad and Benicio: the JUST years

>>81367090
It's an ancient boxer, can't hit the junk B.C too.

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>>81356934
Kek

>>81361915
That's really all that matters when you're talking about Steve Buscemi.

>>81352313
Kek

>>81352363
I think not

>>81353251
Are you retarted?

>>81354106
T W I N K

>>81359209
Kek

>>81357346
Nah

>>81356814
Roids were a mistake.

>>81362237
too bad his son cant fuckin act...
oh wait neither the father

>>81356934
The meme that saved /tv/.

>>81357157
Dumb

>>81357221
H U N G

>>81357457
>me in the middle

>>81357598
Best one so far

>>81357890
That's my face when /tv/ thinks capeshit is good

>>81357690
>eat mcdonalds every day

Literally me.

>>81358247
>retard to smug

>>81359710
MEW from ~10 years ago was kino.

>>81360128
Not bad

>>81360344
I would love to have a threesome with both of them in their Primes.

>>81361383
I noticed that too

>>81360981
Nice

>>81361295
Tremors remake FUCKING WHEN?!

>>81361567
They're not the same person?

>>81362730
Thanks, /pol/.

>>81362241
That's his daughter, morons.

>>81360128
Stupid people will say that fuckers are handsome because they are famous. And nobody will call me handsome because I am ugly and poor.

>>81362942
Can't tell if troll or just stupid?

>>81363198
>>81362957
Kek

>>81366754
Yeah because that's fucking retarded

>>81369708

Her skin is so SMOOTH

>>81367091
Nah

Boys from bodyhood. I haven't seen that movie but I've seen the poster and they look simillar.

>>81369476
>300 posts in

Oldfags are a dieing breed.

>>81353290
yeah men age like wine, get over it

>>81357457
that's a character from the aeneid, a roman epic poem. (ie non greek)

>>81369708
Left is superior

>>81368063
> They grossly miscasted that
They didn't """miscasted""" him, they casted a jewish boy because their jewish friend spielberg told them so

>>81369710
I don't want it because it'd be terrible.

But I kinda want to see Jon Bernthal do that Walking Dead "maskyou something" *rubs head* -thing to Burt.

>>81360981

STAY AWAY FROM TE AQUA

>>81357669
They didn't, those are Gods after all. Of course though they weren't fat fucks like now.

>>81352241
Good idea or a thread, guess it counts as a "who could play a younger version of this actor," thread

>>81357457
>that nips

must be a cold place

>>81358247
>no belly scars

how

>>81368063
Okay, he does look like a young Harrison Ford

>>81356645
They would NEVER make that into a film anon ur out of the loop

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>>81371230

How can one woman be so ugly.

>>81356561
They should just be twins in a movie.

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>>81367948
That picture is after here's a before.

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>>81371315
oh wait my bad this one

>>81369770
dress better and be funny, people will call you handsome even if you look like young pepe and old pepe over there

>>81361295
Can Pedro be the young version?

>>81361567
stop posting the same person just from different times ruined the thread

>>81362241
This one actually had my sides gone

>>81371460
I am funny for some people especially for girls but I look more like a clown.

>>81366754
milk over time makes you more handsome

>>81357882
It's not even a direct photoshop, the face is morphed with Hamill's. Plus Winter Soldier guy have a 5head.

>>81371575
>but I look more like a clown.

Well I guess they're not calling handsome for other reasons, right?

>>81371575
>I am funny
No, you're an assclown. Get some charisma.
And by some I mean a whole fuckin lot.

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>>81369708

>>81371270
I thought she was a tranny for years because of the guy name and man face.

>>81362942
How come Jake is such a lovely guy and Maggie such an uggo slag?

>>81371078
he wasnt that fat.
Overweight not obese

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>>81371881
>not obese
He's lucky he's fucking tall

>>81366754
that pic is overly shrinkrayed

>>81371961
I think that was for just one role.
A matter of 6 months top

>>81369875
what u talking about nigga, that joke is dumb and normie as fuck

>>81357598
That kid looks like a fucking mong, Basketball diaries leo, maybe

>>81361295
MASHUSUMMIN

>>81366754
it's shit like this that just pulls you right out of a show. They look and sound 0% alike

>>81369708
Wheres that pic of that girl emma beside that old man?

>>81361567
>now imagining James Earl Jones doing the I hate sand dialog

fucking JEJ!

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>>81373407
fucking hell anon

>>81356934
>Worst girl in one show is best boy in another
Huh wow

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>>81366754
>>81371230
What is it with Ed Harris?

>>81372899
>An indeterminate time in the future
>Not having facial reconstruction surgery to look like Ed Harris from great films such as "The Rock".

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>>81357221
THIS is a greek god

>>81369889
Λαοkόων is figure from greek mythology you plebeian scum. where do you think virgil lifted him from?

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>>81373922
I swear to god for the longest time I thought he was robocop

>>81373531
I always thought that young Dexter looked so retarded

>>81374879
>take an old ass man and slap a teenagers emo hairstyle on him

Gee I wonder why he looks so retarded.

>>81371230
>tfw gonna see Sunset Boulevard with Glenn next week

>>81374517
kek

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>>81362237
That's literally the only pic in which he looks good.

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>>81356934
Nice

>>81362237
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>>81375313
>I just realized his son was the pussy ass wigger that got BTFO in Gran Torino

>hey son wanna be in my movie? Just dress and act like a clown while I insult and emasculate you infront of a pack of niggers and your girlfriend

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>>81356814
Another one.

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>>81361567

>>81354046
Nigga are you blind?

>>81356993
Low test twink detected.

>>81366754
You are fucking retarded

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>>81357457

>>81358380
>only losing weight is considered UNJUST
dumb nigger
he wasn't bald and gained hair afterwards
he didn't have to pay debts and paid them afterwards
his wife wasn't taking all his money

he just lost weight and gained muscle

you can't compare Pratt with Brendan Fraser

>>81358461
yeah but he's gonna die at 50 because of it

>>81373531
It looked so real it seemed like some "Boyhood" style filmmaking

>>81372510
>normie
>as fuck
go home to reddit, normalfag

>>81374012
Do the greeks suffer from Micropenis?

>>81376277

yes, its from too many steroids

>>81376060
Not to mention Pratt was still young enough to go back to his high school/college physique easier than most. Especially since he was already familiar with that active lifestyle in the past. Even as a fatty, his genetics did not give him flabby man boobs.

>>81376277
Different cultures.

Big were considered undesirable in ancient greece.
Seems reasonable for a culture where one of those dicks could end up your ass at any moment.

>>81356645
>the montage when Levitt ages into Willis

Pure kino

>>81376273
Thanks for defending me against the cyberbully

>>81360128
The guy who played young him in boardwalk was kinda better

>>81358247
that is not fat, that is slightly over weight with poor fashion

>>81376720
It was my pleasure.
*kisses cheek*

>>81376277
>>81376542
>tfw my microdick looks like that sometime when flaccid, and is only like 5 inches erect

>took solace in the fact that these greeks gods and literal adonis had little ones too

>learn that they purposefully made them small on the statues because of cultural reasons and nobody was really hung like that

Fuck my life. It was never really a problem until I hit my late 20s and started getting chicks in that age range who all had multiple kids and stretched out gaps.

>tfw ur 26 and some milf with 3 kids says "that's it?" when she reaches down to feel your boner

Fucking crushed me man. Crushed me. Nobody had complained before and I still managed to get her off pretty easily and she didnt exactly complain but holy shit that snarky little comment ruined me for months.

Most of you guys may be virgins but at least you don't have microdicks.

>>81369770
He's handsome, look at those cheekbones.
If he didn't had that lazy eye, he'd be a solid 9/10 twink

>>81374012
Heracles was a hero, not a god, you uncultured pleb

>>81356934
nothing comes close to dick's shit eating grin

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BEEP BEEP RICHIE

>>81369364
>retarted

>>81376043
>being a cute twink is a bad thing
only if you like gross women, yuck
every civilized civilization acknowledged their beauty and had superior taste for boys

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>>81356934
>>81356934

>>81369889
>Character from Aeneid
>Non-Greek

Fuckin triggered. There are so many things wrong with this post.

1. This particular Laocoon story comes from Homer's Iliad which is Greek.
2. The Laocoon group sculpture is a copy of an Old Greek sculpture which is now lost.
3. You fuckin triggered my hate for Virgil which stems from a full year of disecting the Aeneid in Latin class.