What are they running at?

Us.

Trying to get to a better movie.

>>81348122
Running to God.

>>81348122

Zack Snyder

How short is that manlet? He's the same height as two of those girls, who must be less than 5'7".

The camera?! Retard

>>81348136
Wow, thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>>81348174

Hey leave the Rock alone

why is the rock the only one who's got shoes?

>>81348122
Theres no way Zaccy is that tall lmao

>>81348174
>81348174

he can be shorter than you or me and that still doesn't mean he hasn't had the best pussy in the world

just cause a dude is short or too tall doesn't mean that a great physique, good hair, healthy eating and nice clothes and confidence don't mean squat. take a look in the mirror and ask yourself when was the last time you had pussy. lol insecurity is high in this one. low T male spotted

>>81348174
He's actually higher up on the slope, so he's shorter than them.

>>81348263
holy shit your asshole must be on fire

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>>81348263
Keep telling yourself that, manlet. No amount of anything you've mentioned will make up for being short.

>>81348263
>t. manlet

Zac LITERALLY takes more steroid than the rock

>>81348263
t. manlet

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>>81348122
They are running to save this goblin from drowning

The camera

>>81348269
they're in midair you fucking autist

>>81348122
coronas

>>81348122
They're running to Syria to die for Blumpff.

>>81348263
>manlet logic

lmao i'm dying
he spends 10 hours a day compensating for his diminutive stature
meanwhile i spend 0 hours just being over 6'3" and pussy flocks to me

>>81348263
if you were short and worried about it it seems like all those things you mentioned would be twice as important.

WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING FROM?
THEY'RE NOT

>>81348303
>even though

>>81348303
Too bad he had a kid first.

>>81348263
go to bed zack

>>81348303
>even though
the fuck

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>>81348515
RIGHT YOU ARE, KEN

>>81348303
What a stupid article. Guy was a schizo that heard voices which is obviously why he hung himself.

>>81348959
short guys confirmed for all having mental health disorders

>>81348515
THE WORLD'S TOUGHEST COMPETITION IN TOWN

>>81348446
>I get more pussy than an attractive, millionaire movie star
>lanklet logic

o i am laffin

>>81348263
you triggered all them tall virgin boys

>>81348174
Efron can literally fuck any women he wants who tf cares about how tall he is . I'm 6'2 and would instantly exchange my height to be that manlet

About 15 mIles per hour

>>81348263
Everybody point and laugh at the assblasted midget.

>>81348743
She should have pointed to her roast beef. I would have stared at that instead.

>>81349376
wouldn't it be easier to just type "I am mad that I am short"?
why all this posturing?

>>81349723
t. less than 10 sexual partners but brags about height on chinese cartoon imageboard

kek

>>81349503
haha. no you don't.

you can get buff, but you can't gain height, i'd never exchange my height to be zack effron. (well i'm already '/fit/ so there's that as well

>>81349769
>is a slut
gross

>>81348959
>heard voices
That kept remind him of how fucking manlet he was.

>>81348122
>making a movie based on a show where the whole shtick are hot women running in slow motion
>in 2017

I'm not memeing, but really, what the fuck are they expecting? Critics will literally eat this movie alive, every review will mention the "male gaze" and the movie will fucking bomb hard

Chips movie makes more sense than this. Yeah, I said it. Chips movie.

>>81348288
who is that? Hes hung

>>81348122
>The Rock is the only one with shoes

what is he hiding?

>>81349800
OK but I'll still do it to be a fucking millionaire

Money>looks anyways senpai

>>81350314
i'm not a millionaire but i earn pretty much fine. I would still not exchange my height for that though. I don't want to be looking up at people i talk to lol

>>81348122
When I was in high school Zac Efron filmed some shit at my school during the school year. I met him at lunch - the dude is so tiny. Im only 5'10'' and i fucking towered over him, really didnt expect that

>>81348156
came to read this, now im out.

>>81348122
God.

>>81350404
>he wants a couple of inches of height over being able to do anything you want
Eh

>>81348134
Damn...

>>81348122
>Token fat guy
Why?

>>81350881

audience expy, also lay off the Rock, he's been bulking

>>81349800
>I'm fit

Lanklets are hilarious

>>81348122
This flick masquerades as a simple "turn off your brain dude" """comedy""" featuring a predominantly physically albeit not intellectually attractive crew of lifeguards who get into all sorts of shenanigans mainly caused by their primal urges to copulate with the opposite or even (((same))) sex, however despite the quirky and feelgood appearance, a much more sinister plot awaits our tanned heroes.

take this image for example

notice how the shredded manlet is the only one who is physically touching the earth? this is because this isn't an image at all, it's a trailer for the movie, now you might be thinking 'it's a .jpg image how can that be a trailer', you would be wrong not to have this thought, but if you open your mind you will see the true artistic purpose that this picture demonstrates. The muscular, though short, man aforementioned is in fact the antagonist of the film, and possess the power to effectively pause time provided 3 conditions are met.

1. He must be the only person within 5 meters touching the earth.
2. He must be within 5 meters of a fat jew, a nigger wearing shoes whilst 5 nearby people do not, a nigress, a pure waifu and a blonde Auschwitz survivor.
3. he must be an actor in a reboot/remake of a TV show from the 80's directed by a Jew that forces a diverse cast for the sake of (((progressiveness))) in a movie that promotes degeneracy and promiscuity.

once these conditions are met, our dwarven friend can pause time for as long as he wants, the image you are looking at is actually a clip of the movie, since its a trailer, all you see is him standing there but in the film, a much different scenario takes place. the anti-hero starts from right to left and deals with his subhuman friends. starting at the fatty, he takes his own hand shovels a kilogram of sand into the the tubby lads throat, forcing it down into his esophagus with a stick he found on the beach.

>>81351190
With the amount of sand the large man has just eaten, when time resumes it is not possible that he will survive, he chokes to death on a salty snack.
He then moves on to the next in line, a large negroid gentleman stands before him, his own meager high billows in comparison, making his rage all the more ferocious. our antagonist begins his wrath by pulling down the dindus board shorts, revealing to him a colossal Johnson, after admiring the magnificent bbc for a moment he unsheathes a machete from his pocket and slices off the Negroids dangling doorknob. several theorists have wondered why he did this. was it simply a white mans revenge for having his own race bred out by the African surge? we will never know the true motive behind this scene

Next up is the somewhat attractive product of race-mixing in the one piece swimsuit, normally the villain would have his way with her, but agenda took precedence over his carnal lust to get his jollys off, and besides, next in line was the pure waifu, who he had been waiting for since he performed the time stop spell. as the brown woman, she will find herself trapped within a hole under the sand that the villain had spent the last 10 hours digging with his bare hands, she suffers a fate worse than any other, being trapped underground with no escape, and a steadily declining oxygen supply.

>>81351242
With Shaniqua out of the way, he arrived at the woman he had waited almost 11 hours for, he started out by ripping off her vest, revealing two amazing tits just begging to be caressed. he smothered his face in them, taking short breaks to kiss her rosy lips all the while his cock getting harder and harder. he brings her head down to his height and face fucks her tight mouth whilst pulling on her beautiful hair, his dick getting bigger with every thrust. he then makes his way behind her and slides her bikini down to her ankles and pushes his rock hard cock into her accepting ass hole, as a wave of pleasure claims his mind, he cums into her sweet hole overflowing her insides and spilling out onto the beach.
he just snaps the last chicks neck like a toothpick because i can't be fucked writing anymore of this autistic shit

>>81350915
>he doesn't read the sticky
stick to my 600 lbs life threads please

>>81351291
>he just snaps the last chicks neck like a toothpick because i can't be fucked writing anymore of this autistic shit

kek im surprised more stories dont end this way. 90% of the time I try to type a response on 4chan I close the reply box after a few words because fuck that shit.

>>81351291
>>81351242
>>81351190

does anyone have that autism speaks image?

>>81348122
Efron looks like he's on drugs.

>>81351824

how hard is it to write "include me in the screencap" or "check out these dubs" you lazy fucking shit

btw check out these dubs

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>>81348263

>>81348743
what is this from?

>>81348303

>a manlet hanged himself

I guess some eventually do learn...

>>81352835

Baywatch movie, pic is from it as well.

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>>81352835
Baewatch

>>81349709
Same