ITT: Movies that time forgot

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Another recent Seth Rogen nobody remembers.

>>81348027

I remember it. It was actually enjoyable and funny.

>>81348027
>>81348063
BTFO

>>81348102
i know i saw this movie but what happened in it is like a blank space in my mind

Seth Rogen truly is terrible

>>81348102
My brother's favorite movie. Don't ask me why.

>>81348256
He's sexualy attracted to Zxck Guiimdgls,ernas' isn't he?

>>81348321
He loves Seth Rogen movies. He literally laughs to tears watching them.

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i've also forgotten what it's about

>>81348102
>RDJ looks taller than Zack

>>81348027
I saw this in theaters because my stoner friends wanted to. I didn't even know it existed. I got drunk as fuck and had a good time. Not a bad stoner comedy.

>>81348102
I was actually going to post this. I remember thinking it was a bit funnny.

>>81348102
>>81348401
How high do you think his heels are in that third pic

>>81348523
Do you think m night shalamaalal jizzed when that twist hit?

>>81347768

>Streisand refused to travel for this flick, all of her scenes are either in a studio or infront if a green screen

Why even hire her then?

>>81348601
You mean Shamamalandan? Can't say for sure. Maybe the guy has a sixth sense for plot twists.

>>81348628
She is Jewish.

>>81348027
The Interview, Neighbors, Funny People, and Green Hornet are all equally forgotten. Sausage Party will be forgotten soon when other similar movies come out.

>>81348849
The Interview is the more memorable of those films. Rogen's best is Observe and Report.

>>81348601
Haha definitely. Those were the days for hot movie twists.

That movie was kind of silly but at least the effects were good and used tastefully.

>>81348027

Agreeing on this being pretty fun. Didn't care for the dramatic bromance, except in a scene or two.

>>81348880
>Rogen's best is Observe and Report.
100% agree. Really the only kino he's done.

People might remember the news about North Korea. But no one can tell you anything from the actual movie.

>>81348628
I dont understand why shes ever considered great shes got oscars and grammys and theres not a single ounce of talent in her body.

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One of the many oscar bait (winner in this case) that nobody remembers.

>>81348925
I remember a few things but they mostly came from Franco and the guy who played Kim Jong Un.

It's a shame Rogen won't do more of those kinds of films, it's a lot better than his stoner shit.

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>>81348890

>>81348102
>make me a Planes Trains and Automobiles rip off that isn't funny
>say no more senpai

>>81349089
I remember this flick, was thinking about it the other day. I can't remember why they had to have one of the kids become some evil edgelord.
Seem to recall the daughter character was pretty hot

>>81348210
same

>>81348387
i actually kind of liked this movie

>>81348387

I tried to watch this and made it maybe 30 minutes in

>>81348090
legitimately the worst movie I've ever seen, an absolute disgrace to the first one

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>arnies big comeback

>>81348387
Extract is great.

>>81348102

this movies not bad

>>81349037
It wasn't oscar bait, though. That's why it was so weird that it won. I also don't think it's particularly forgotten.

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> Highest grossing film of all time....
> Zero lasting impact.
> Nobody talks about this film.

>>81350059
This one is impressive in how little impact it had

>>81348890
I remember hating this movie, but I can't really remember the details

>>81350129
Wow, I actually can't remember anything about it all either. That's weird.

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>>81347768

>>81350297
Every trailer I saw for this movie made me want to puke.

>>81349037
Nah, people still remember Shakespeare in Love.

Was there some rule that Joseph Fiennes had to be in every English period piece in the '90s

>>81350059
And yet It's getting it's own attraction at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URSOqWtLix4

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>>81349037
Ahem

>>81348027
Actually liked it minus the obnoxious girl the black dude likes. She hurt the flick

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>>81350506
I have this old memory but I can't place what it was from. It was like maybe Mad TV or something? I think it was a sketch comedy thing where a black lady or maybe a black guy in drag pronounces the movie title as "Shake-a-spear in Love." No idea what it was from but I still remember it almost 20 years later. I'll never know.

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I nominate this. For a film which featured so many major, award-winning actors in their prime, it had zero impact whatsoever.

>>81351617
The curse of Zoe Saldana, Hollywood's most forgettable A-lister

>>81348523

>movie called the Fogotten
>gets forgotten

Fucking pottery man

>>81348890
i remember seeing half of this movie but I don't remember why I stopped and why I never resumed watching it

>>81351960
It was the first movie where I enjoyed being frightened, so I'll never forget it, at least

>>81348970
>pls respond

>>81351819
What was that movie she was in, Columbiana?
That and Salt were awful femi-Bourne films that I hope get redacted from the cinematic record.

>>81348523
Worst twist ever. s down

>>81352232
My father adores Salt and I will never understand it.

>>81348102
This movie wasn't horrible

>standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon, about to scatter his father's ashes
>to think the pilgrims built all of this..

>>81352280
I enjoy Mr and Mrs Smith, so if for him its Jolie shooting people, I get it at least.

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>>81351617

This scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT48krnvVnY

>>81348387
what kind of nigger are you? mike judge movies are all kino

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>>81347768

>>81348991
I remember

>>81352398
I genuinely enjoyed this movie

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Obligatory

>>81352352
It probably is. He sees a lot more movies than I do, so his taste is basically if he remembers it and doesn't hate it then it was probably a good movie. I've been to movies with him before where he realized 20 minutes in that he'd already seen it, and those usually aren't worth sticking around to the end for.

>>81352398
I love this movie and I don't care what that says about me. Amazing style.

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At least it has JJ

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>>81352398
I want an animated film closer to the source material this time.

>>81348890
BRUUUUHCEE, DELIVER ME THE SURROGATES

>>81352497
What was the other one, basically Taken on a Plane?

>>81352398
The TV Movie they made in the 80's was better than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsGC01QpUZY

>>81348991
I like this movie still

But I like almost anything with Jackie Chan

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https://youtu.be/XV24FN4rDzE

>>81352623
Kino soundtrack.

>>81350059
Everytime James Cameron sneezes an article gets made about what this means for the avatar sequel and you faggots talk about and say the same thing about "muh cultural impact" when it's talked about more than Titanic, or any other film from 2009.

>>81352460
You have a cool dad anon, spend more time with him before its too late

>>81352459
I liked it

>>81352623
It was a fun experience to watch that with a theater mostly filled with my high school class yelling at the movie. It really does deserve to be forgotten as a movie though

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>>81352623
>Mfw that whole ending scene

>>81348925
Pineapple Express is Rogen's best.

And it's because they recognized that his greatest strength is DUDE WEED LMAO.

>>81347768
Neighborhood Watch perfectly qualifies. The only reason anyone might remember it is because they had to move the release date due to the George Zimmerman case.

>>81348027
This was a solid kino for me buddy

>>81348102
remember when bitches got mad at Down Here Jr for "spitting" on that dog?

>>81353052
Oh wait, my bad. The title was changed to The Watch because of the Zimmerman case.

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It was made for tv but it was still a good one.

>>81348102
This was a truly terrible attempt at doing a mean spirited version of Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

>>81348102
I was about to post this.

>>81349089
This was the first rated R movie I got to see in theatres.

I remember it because I bought the tickets by myself and the old guy at the counter gave no shit that I was 11 years old.

>>81352623
THAT'S IT

>>81353266
Are Simon Pegg and David Schwimmer friends or something? I was going to post Run Fatboy Run.

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>>81352398
>Paulson, Eva Mendes and ScarJo all roughly in their prime
Sweet Christmas.

>>81348601
Jizzed when that twist hit sounds like the best rock lyric never recorded.

>>81350059
It has literally no memorable scenes or lines. It was still an achievement in its own way its just people will say "Avatar what a doozy huh?" and its like ...uhh yeah love that movie.

>>81351617
>3 oscar winners and 2 nominees

Holy shit, I think they should just rerelease films sometimes and just not admit they are old.

>>81348991
Also Skiptrace is virtually unknown but I still liked it basically. It was funny.

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>>81347768
Might be the most forgettable movie of all time desu

>>81349237
Completely agreed, I really regret watching the full thing (which I primarily did for Jeff Goldblum).

>>81353699
Matt Damon is one of the blendest actors to ever become a big movie star. Not saying he isn't talented but he's just dull in leading roles.

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>>81347986
That was a pretty damn good undercover FBI crime story. I guess there are just too many of them, but it was damn solid.

>>81353828
blandest*

>>81349037
Eh. I dug it for a twist on Shakespeare's life. Not that scholars even agree who he was or if he was even one single person, but that was a neat historical fiction even for a rom com.

>>81352398
The trailer for that was pretty god tier though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egvFBZFi0vY

>>81350540
this is always posted as the "oscarbait no one remembers", so I guess you guys are wrong

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>>81350059
> Nobody talks about this film.
That's what we wanted you to think!
BWA HA HA HA HA!

>>81349037
It's remembered mostly as that one flick that snubbed Saving Private Ryan otherwise it would just be another one of those Oscar Winners that wasn't the worst or the best, just there

>>81354015

Yeah no.

>>81354015
Probably Kevin Smith's best movie. Definitely doesn't qualify for this thread.

>>81354172
The lowest bar you could have set.

>>81354180
Still, it's pretty memorable.

>>81354015
>Jay and Silent Bob on EVERY FUCKING KEVIN SMITH MOVIE

Look I didn't grow up with Kevin Smith films but why the fuck does he need to put those two characters on his earlier films, at least have them cameo like they did in Scream 3 which I don't know why they appeared in it

>>81354135
Most remakes over 5 years old are at least worth considering for this

>>81354214
Not really. I'd bet easily 90% of the population have never heard of it. Kevin Smith is just the '90's Seth Rogan, except without a budget.

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>>81354120
>>from the producers of

>>81354238
Kevin Smith was well known and at the peak of his popularity at that time though.

>>81354284
And I've never heard anyone talk about it. Not once. I've only ever seen it mentioned online.

>>81348387
This is a good one.

>>81350513
>not even a fucking disney property
>no one wants it
>nobody fucking remembers Avatar
>people want Marvel to have a park at Disney World yet thats not happening

>>81354291
Talking about it online doesn't count? Understandably you're not going to encounter someone discussing a relatively light Kevin Smith comedy from nearly 20 years ago on a regular basis.

>>81352623
How many snakes?

>>81354346
Motehfuggen

>>81354342
I talk about movies with people constantly. All kinds. I've had most of the films in this thread mentioned multiple times. No one has ever mentioned Dogma.

>>81354358
Alrighty man. If you're that passionate about Dogma being forgettable I'll let you have this one.

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It made me laugh, but for the wrong reasons.

>>81348387
based Mike Judge

>>81348991
first one was better

>>81354015
he has a fan base that'll never let him be forgotten.

>>81354236
>tfw no sequel

honestly wasn't that bad

>>81354578
It wasn't but people didn't go see it.

>>81354578
>>81354630
The problem is nobody really wanted the movie in the first place

>>81354704
>literally every Disney live action movie on the big screen saving live action remakes

>>81354236
>>81354578
>>81354630
>>81354704


The movie is great, it was just marketed completely wrong. Aside from barely any real marketing, the name of the movie completely fucked it.

If the movie was called "John Carter of Mars" people would have gone to see it.

>>81354759
I think I remember reading about a massive shakeup in the Disney marketing department after this, because they did such a poor job.

>>81348027
Mr. Green is one of the best characters in a stoner comedy since nph in harold and kumar

>>81348991
>forgetting the movie where CIA is a villain
also I saw this in the kino theatre when it came out

>>81354852
My friend let me borrow this movie and I never gave it back

>>81354910
I am sure he is livid.

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>>81354910
>cousin borrows this
>ask for it back a few days later
>fucking love the spice girls
>he gave it to his girlfriend
what the fuck

>>81354910
nice

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>>81351617
Your post reminded me of pic related. I didn't hear shit about this movie after it was out for 3 months.

Another one I just thought of: Source Code. It's pretty good though.

>>81354852
I absolutely loved this as a teenager but I don't dare watch it again because I know it's stupid

>>81350632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-dtPr_c5Mw

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Suddenly everyone forgot

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Imagine if this was a scene in a movie today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G86FgSrpoVE

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>tfw remembering the way /tv/ used to shill this piece of garbage

>>81355124
Is that guy the red haired girl secretary that takes phonecalls and dates Dark Helmet?

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>>81355077
Holy shit, man. I've never even seen this movie, but it was exactly like that. Was this where it was from, or a sketch show riffing on this? Questions have simultaneously been answered and raised.

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most Robin Williams. Bicentennial Man sucked

>>81354786
Not in time for Tomorrowland and BFG I guess.

>>81355158
creepy movie

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>>81355158
>"Very Funny!"

>>81354734
Yeah I was going to say Tomorrowland which I enjoyed.

>>81355136
So I shouldn't DL it?

>>81355229
I would not recommend it.

>>81355124
Yeah this movie was a waste of time. After the artificially induced hype over the all female ghostbusters people stopped caring when they realized it sucked. Went to video on demand super quick too if I recall, a tell tale sign that it was a weak box office impact.

>>81355126
Would it magically be funny if it occurred today?

>>81349256
In a different era, this could have been a decent action flick that you'd see on TNT every once in a while. It needed a couple of tweaks though, mainly not having Johnny Knoxville as himself in it.

It really did leave zero impact on me though. I completely forgot it existed until seeing this post.

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Pretty damn funny, went right under the radar

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>>81353699
WAIT A SECOND I THINK I SAW THIS MOVIE, POSSIBLY EVEN IN THEATERS.

>>81354444
People kind of remember that for Eva Green and how bad Tim Burton is nowadays.

>>81355126
why was young adam sandler played by an arab?

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>>81349256
>>81353629
>>81354852
Has anyone in recent memory made more shitty forgettable semi-mainstream movies than Johnny Knoxville?

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Based soundtrack and visuals. Shame it was just a Land Before Time remake.

>>81355575
It has it's own ride at Dinoland, so it's legacy still lives on to this day at least.

>>81355575
Saw this in theaters, don't remember a damn thing about it though

>>81354206
I actually enjoyed this movie a lot more than I expected.

>>81354227
Exactly, it's a low hanging fruit.

>>81350297
That coming out scene.

>>81355575
I remember as a tot wanting to fug the monkey bitich

>>81355398
Only purpose is for it to be Ice Cube's crown of shame.

>>81358870
And it got a sequel.

>>81347768
Pretty much any roadtrip movie.

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>>81355575
At least it produced one of the coolest happy meal toys

>>81358930
what does it do?
I thought the best happy meal toy was live action inspector gadget that you could put together

>>81352398
I mean the Nazi scene was confusing but it still was not as boring as Sin City to deserve the bad rating it had.

>>81355126
>reverse the genders
Then the movie could never be made in this day and age, era, timeline, universe, ever.

Fucking hollyjew double standards

>>81355136
it's definitely not even close to Mann's best, but it was still better than most god damn action movies nowadays

>>81359272
It's not.

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i just watched this recently and it was actually pretty enjoyable

>>81355364
This shit made me laugh, but outside of the friends I saw this with idk anyone who has seen it

>>81354135
This is ready for another remake. Heck, most Harryhausen films needed a remake.

>>81349037
I can't believe that movie won Best Picture. Its literally as if Fifty Shades of Grey wins Best Picture.

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> Without looking what was the plot to this movie.

>>81355398
His career is so fucking bizarre

>>81359527
I can't remember the middle part at all. Just Broken Fingers Dormamu.

>>81359427
I love Anna Farris and Eddie Money. does it feature the song?

>>81348991
All I remember is they had a gattling gun on a ship or something and were firing it, but I can't remember why.

>Thought of a perfect movie to post
>Scrolling down the thread looking at other replies
>Suddenly completely forget the movie I was going to post, it's that forgettable

>>81359665
Yea

>>81359427
This movie was delayed because of the amount of cocaine use.

>>81358930
shit i remember having one of those things

>>81352695
what? nobody cares or remember avatar

>>81359852
I remember this film distinctly. One of Arnold's many experiments in thought-provoking science fiction. He was really great at picking scripts.

>>81359550
I saw this in theaters. I think I remember Chris Pine and the wife got drunk to trick some Russian..

>>81359852
>WHEN I TOLD YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO TAKE IT LITERALLY
One of the GOAT action punchlines. Time will not forget

>>81352555
Non Stop

>>81359932
This fucking movie. I swear i had forgotten all of it on me way home.

>>81359550
Something like he doesn't tell his wife what's going on when he goes on a mission and she surprises him in Paris and finds out he's a spy but maybe she's a double agent. Who knows, I gave up like halfway through.

>>81359527
>>81359932
saw both in a kinoplex, can't remember shit.

While I remmeber lines from abatap.

how has nobody posted BvS yet

>>81348991
You know what pisses me off about this? Owen Wilson does nothing except clothesline a guy. Jackie has to do ALL the fighting. I don't understand why because he had something to do in the first movie.

>>81360208
how can it be forgotten if some guy keeps making threads about it?

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or any other 2005-2008 horror movie

>>81360208
I will never forget it. Not because it was good though.

>>81347768
>rogen makes a comedy that isn't about drug abuse or his balls
>streisand likable and charming
>everyone shits on it
it's a harmless little movie that you can watch with your mother. unfortunately it wasn't vulgar and obnoxious enough for today's audiences

>>81354219
Underrated film desu

>>81355398
I kept waiting for him to pull a gun on them.

>>81359932
When Joss turned to JUST Whedon.

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I don't know why but it pops in my head every now and again

>>81360441
Sensitive Joss Whedon*

>>81359595
Holy fuck. I saw this in theatres. All I remember is he was a hobo.

>>81355126
I still remember this movie purely based on the full-back tattoo Samberg's character has

>>81354219
>>81360358
Spielberg makes so many films that some of them just fly under the radar

>>81348027
I thought this was terrible, there was only one joke I laughed at and the side story with the black dude chasing the girl for muh weed was uninteresting.

>>81355575
This looks really good on blu ray but it isn't very good. Every character is pretty boring and forgettable.

>>81358930
I kept that one for years until my dog chewed it up

>>81358966
It's a hand puppet

>>81355481
Spacey looks like he actively wants to kill himself.

>>81359877
>if you die, you win

>>81348102
actually pretty good

>>81348027
Memorable due to Nathan Fielder being in it.

>>81348102
I liked it, wathced it a few times already

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>>81348981
>theres not a single ounce of talent in her body.

>>81354120
Holy shit. I went on a group date freshman year of highschool, we saw this. Me and my girlfriend at the time didnt remember shit about it, we were to busy making out for half the film, being dumb horny teens.

>>81354799
underrated dubs of truth

>>81350059

when the sequel rolls around, maybe the talk will return through Cameron's massive advertising campaigns

>>81361705
same here bro. Getting head was the only reason to ever go to the movies. $15 a ticket? gtfo with that shit AMC

>>81360602

your dog is dead from old age by now right

>>81347986
how many mid 20th century historical dramas he has done

>>81361705
>>81361880
>dude sex bro lol
back to facebook retards

>>81361948

Why'd you include me, I didn't say anything about that

>>81354224
Because Kevin Smith was friends with Wes Craven and Wes had a cameo in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

>>81360263
Kino Muniz

>>81360455
Wasn't this movie supposed to be a huge controversy at the time or was that the plot to the movie?

>>81350059
probably cause the story is super bland and something you've seen a million times

the visuals were the hook and what generated 2 billion dollars

>>81352280
Its amazing, like the movie is written by 12 different guys who want to ruin each others plots.

>>81362067
yeah the rubber rainforest looked great

>>81362128
blame the chinks for paying 8 times to go see it

>>81350059
>Zero lasting impact.
Just because 3D never made it

It was the first big budget 3D movie ever, that's something you can't ignore, not as relevant as the first colour film but still

>>81354277

My first serious gf and I went to see this in December 08

I was 19. She was 17.

I've had sex but once before In my life and she was a virgin

She looked like arya stark , a prettier version than her (my gf didn't have as wierd a head shape)

We had a tradition, she would finish classes early on thursdays, I had no work that day, so it was always our date day/night

It was her senior year of high school.

I had just moved to the city that spring and met her at work . It took her a while before agreeing to be my gf and date me.

I took her virginity Valentine's Day 09. After that she became my fuck toy. I would do the nastiest shit to her.

I cheated on her and we broke up in 2010.

A few years after that I had a mental breakdown. At end of 2012, I had been arrested and was depressed at home. I tried to kill myself.

I was admitted to my hospitals 24 hour psych hold

She was the nurse assigned to look after me.

Memories of watching that movie in IMAX and making out in my SUV after came flooding back when i saw her

>>81347768
I remember Entertainment tonight pushing this movie hard before it came out

>>81362347
No one has to read this.
You know how psychologists say to right down your feelings ?
I do it on 4chan when something gives me a memory

>>81355126
I'm ashamed to admit this

But back when I smoked weed

I have watched this movie over 20 times

22 to be exact

I regret nothing

>>81348570
6 miles

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I loved this movie as a kid but none of my friends ever watched it ;^(

>>81354206
Kys

>>81354444
>>81355386
Yep. It's the movie with the worst good-film/hot-babe ratio ever made

>>81348991
i remember

>>81349089
most of bruce willis movies getting forgotten idunno why (sfmbe)

>>81355642
>>pls respond
>>81355728

i remember it's being really REALLY boring

>>81359527
/co/ remembers, but do you remember Captain America: The Winter Soldier?

>>81360455
I honestly believe that this is one of the greatest comedies of all time

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>>81362866
were this movie and Chappie similar at all? never saw either one, but i always associate them with each other

>>81364012

No, Real steel is a feel good family movie, Chappie is a 2 hour long Die Antwood music video

>>81353882
Actually that reminds me of another forgotten movie.
What was that one in the last 5 or 6 years about the person who "really" wrote all of Shakespeare's stuff?

>>81364124

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_(film)

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>>81355364
>the TMZ scenes

>>81355126
and then it ended with incest as I recall

>>81359595
Didn't this come out around the time he attempted suicide? I think that hurt it quite a bit.

Years later I watched The Goldbergs and couldn't figure out where I knew the son from.

>>81359823
jesus this movie was terrible
the ending scene made me burst in a violent laughing fit because of how stupid it was

>>81359932
I genuinely forgot there was an Avengers 2

>>81350059
It was propaganda and that's it

>>81359550
All I remember is the CIA and that Russian sleep agent family.
Also the rich black guy from game of thrones getting drowned

>>81361954
A film that was awesome for the first 45 minutes and then turned to utter shite for the rest. I remember it very well, especially the bits with the moon experiments that went wrong.

>>81353266
Fun fact: David Schwimmer once tried to commit suicide with a pistol on his temple but instead severed his optic nerve and blinded him. He died 17 years later in a treatment facility.

>>81348387
I think I liked this more than office space. Its so fucking quotable. "A brad Chavez on line 1 to talk to you"

>>81347768

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4&t=2s

>>81350540
I always imagine it must suck winning an Oscar for a film that barely anyone knows. I guarantee if you ask random people on the street if they heard of this movie 9 out of 10 would say no.

>>81364827

That's the character from Band of Brothers

>>81362960
Yeah it's fucken great.

>>81352398
Hands down without a doubt the worst movie I've ever seen.

>>81359852
>my vision is augmented.jpg

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Shame, could've been a solid franchise.

>>81354135
Don't forget it had a sequel too.

>>81355728
This. I remember being bored out of my mind.

>>81359427
Very underrated movie. Has some right in the feels moments

>>81348925
>>81348849
People remember Neighbors. They've made a million sequels already.

>>81359932
Shockingly this. And I love me some cape Kino.

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>>81347768

>>81347768
Late to the thread, but (a) I really like this director, (b) all their movies would qualify for this thread, and (c) Guilt Trip is really, really bad.

Prior to this, the director did "27 Dresses" (kino date movie), and "The Proposal," wherein Deadpool romances Sandra Bullock. Fun times.

>>81365129
I like Tom , but the Jack Reacher in the books Is almost a space-marine (2mts, 120kg)
I wasn't able to compromise with the movie and end up laughing at the fight scenes

>>81353699
oh shi- good movie thou

>>81365298
man this movie had the potential to be cult classic

>>81348387
literally one of my favourite films of all time

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>>81362347

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Comfiest movie ever - true Norton kino

>>81350540
Oh I remember,and it was very good movie.

>>81365663
Someone post the car crash

>>81354120

Thought this was TDKR from the start thumbnail.

>>81360263

I distinctly remember seeing this in theaters and getting triggered because they got the rights to use the name and jargon from a certain horror game franchise (Silent Hill IIRC), then proceed to have the characters talk about "lives" and "levels" like it's fucking Donkey Kong. And these characters were game developers in the context of the story. This happened in like the first five minutes, too. I wanna say it's Muniz and that kike from the Hebrew Hammer.

Also "you die in the game you die for real" is prime frogposting material.

>>81347768
>uber jew movie

Holy fuck that god damn movie. It is like every Jewish mother in the world got together to produce it. How do Jewish men allow themselves to be so fucking pussywhipped and cucked?

>>81359473

Yeah, if there's one thing we need more of, it's passionless CGI filled remakes of movies that are literally known for their painstakingly passionate special effects.

I want to see Jason and the Argonauts, but this time, all the skeletons look like a video game.

>>81347768

Is it funny? I like Seth Rogen for the most part. I still think this is the end movie was one of his worst.

This thread is literally why I surf /tv/.

I started surfing /tv/ as a means to catch something I might have missed. Like most of these movies I'm like what the fuck, there's no dragons. That's a Chinese myth dragon. Henry Zhaos textbook.

>>81348387
Fantastic movie, underrated Mike Judge Kino

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>screenplay by William Gibson

the writing and world building are GOAT

>>81366229
Thats where hollywood needs to get good at again. Even Hammer Films are better during their time.

>>81366330
> Like most of these movies I'm like what the fuck, there's no dragons. That's a Chinese myth dragon. Henry Zhaos textbook.
what? did you purposely just write random incomprehensible shit to confuse people?