SO

GLUNPF

>>81347251
AM I RIGHT!?

>>81347211
TRUMP

LMAO

>>81347211
What's he going to say when the writers strike happens?

ALEX JONES

>he's not gay
>a wife AND children
wtf!

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PEDO
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RUSSIA

>>81347211
WHITE PPL

>>81347211
why does he trigger the alt-right so much

>>81347636
Speaks out against drumpfy

>>81347636
The alt-right is made up of overly sensitive white virgin males.

>>81347379
He's not affected, and even if his writers left he'd still be funny

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>>81347636
They can't handle a true winner, so they cling to a guy who is such a loser his own 'wife' doesn't live with him.

>>81347636
>>81347668
>>81347712
>>81347713
>if you think telling the same joke over and over again is lame, you're alt-right
have you people completely lost it?

>>81347654
>>81347668
>>81347713
blumpf supporters BTFO

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>>81347742
Colbert is such a loser, SAD!

>>81347668
PLIMPFEROOS BTFO

>>81347211
He's right and you know it.

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>>81347791
I'm pretty sure he's left.

>>81347824
Ok... maybe we do need to start deporting them.

>>81347779
Thanks, also I'm glad for him failon isn't funny and is an asshole off the set

>>81347779
He's probably Trump's biggest fan in the world right now, with 8 years worth of easy ass comedy material to mooch off

he has such a punchable faggy face now. i don't remember him looking like such a cuck when he was on comedy central.

>>81347779
the meme must really sting. i don't care about him or trump. i just think it's funny his whole act is about trump now.

>>81347824
>liberal 1%er is left

>>81347877
Trump has literally driven him to the edge of insanity. It's doubtful he'll ever be able to come back.

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>>81347894
>his whole act is about trump now

Newsflash, the President is always fodder for late night. It's just Trump is such a fucking clown it makes things easy. The economy is tanking, his health plan exploded into fire, his cabinet is getting fired/resigned/arrested, and now the World is literally laughing in our faces.

>>81347956
i can tell you're just anti-trump. so of course someone so opposed to him would get off on this shit. the same way /pol/ would go nuts for someone ripping on hillary all the time.

Would be kino if he replaced his monolog with reading these threads.

>>81347956
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the economy is tanking

>>81347668
wtf I love niggers now?

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>>81348024
/pol/ was literally built of anti-Hillary shit. Feel happy, that internet culture elected Trump. The media still has a left slant and Colbert made his bones pointing out the utter hypocrisy in the 'conservative' political sway.

Colbert has a 12 inch erection Trump was elected - literally within days of getting elected Flynn is revealed to be a Russian whore, Melania has all but divorced Trump, Nunes is trying to act like a big boy to impress Daddy Trump while committing treason - oh and Bill O'Reilly is potentially getting booted off the air for the same shit that sank Ailes.

Oh, and that whole failure of a Muslim ban thing. At least we're getting rid of all the Mexicans - so there's that!

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>>81348058
You obviously don't own stocks.My wonderful Obama era gains are now sliding as we enter the Summer. I am sure all the policy reversals getting us all back onto Coal will solve everything.

>>81348167
jesus fucking christ, what are you? the inverse /pol/? i don't give fucking care about any of this. people can laugh at colbert's writers relying on trump based material without being politically motivated.

>>81348228
Wow you're stupid

>>81347956
yet he is the president and will be for the next 4-8 years. faggot jew hollywood and disingenuous liberal media are trying their hardest to make his presidency look like a disaster, but the only people that are buying it are the same retards that were buying the narrative that his campaign was a disaster.

>>81347857
>8 years

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>>81348254
We know you don't care about any of this - you're bitching about the content.

However, as you will have seen above - Colbert is now killing it in the ratings. So you're in the minority.

Get ready for ICE to visit you.

>>81348228
dumbass should have bought Defense stocks as soon as Trump was elected.

>>81348323
ok now i do care and i support trump all the way. no wonder you fucking faggots lost.

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>>81348296
How did Repeal and Replace go?

>>81348331
Do you think you'd be drafted?

>>81348228
>Can't read the market so he blames the president

kekekek

>>81348228
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president has direct control over the stock market

>>81348422
>>81348431
"We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning"

Any day now. WHERE THE FUCK IS COLBERT GETTING ALL THIS MATERIAL WITH ALL THE WINNING GOING ON!?

>>81348463
nice trip, is it 2009 again? why would anybody take what you have to say seriously?

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>>81348511
I guess people only care when Colbert bantz about it.

>>81347779
I see riding Trump's coattails is the way to go.

>>81348615
Right? He's obviously so successful!*

*$916m margin of error.

>there are people who don't filter all tripfags
Sad!

>>81348463
I'm not supporting Trump, just pointing out that as somebody who is majoring in finance and studying for a CFA that you have a normie-tier understanding of how markets work and you probably just picked blue chip stocks and were lucky enough that markets are hilariously inflated thanks to 0.5% interest rates

>>81348650
>went bankrupt to billionaire again every time

I'm actually impressed.

>>81348728
Not paying taxes goes a long way :^)

>>81348728
Well it's easy when you write off your losses over a decade and stiff your employees.

>>81348715
So I should've only invested in one business sector? Holy shit, you're a fucking genius!

>>81348296
fucking kek
trump will resign within the year, till the end of 2018 absolute max. he is already barely holding it together. turns out you can't just put any uneducated fuckwit in the office.
screencap this.

>>81348782
Hey, we at least have evidence he cleared $15m after taxes and losses in 2005... not sure how that makes you a billionaire, though. Oh well - let's just believe him even though Romney had no problem releasing his tax returns.

>>81347211
BARGANLE CRUNT

You guys are gonna miss Colbert calling off Drumpf when your in Aleppo fighting Assad and Russian Forces.

>>81348782

>Pays a quarter of what he gains

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>>81348848
Right? I would love for them to poll all outgoing soldiers to see how they voted.

>>81348835
All I know is, having literally all your Atlantic City casinos going bankrupt and shutdown within a matter of few years can't be akin to winning. Leaves plenty to write off, though.

>>81348848
i'm sorry what's a leppo?

>>>81348798
>Well it's easy when you write off your losses over a decade and stiff your employees

Didn't Rachel Maddow's expose show that Trump actually pays more taxes than Bernie?

>>81348782
>>81348835
>people actually think if you're a billionaire you should pay a billion in taxes
>doesn't know about charities and legal ways to lower taxes

>>81347211

Why did you get my hopes up OP? I thought he got arrested for pizza parties or something.

>>81348908
>and the airlines
>and the hotels
>and the airline/shuttle
>and the food and drink lines
>and the University
>and the magazine/media empire
>and his mortgage business
>and the Mexican properties

I mean... aside from that - Colbert really has to scrape the bottom of the barrel for his 'humor'.

is he gay? i would suck him off he makes me hard and looks so good in suits

>>81348835
>billionaires should pay billions in taxes

Yet how come percentage-wise Trump pays more taxes than Obama, the Clintons,and Sanders.

Really shakes my neurons.

>>81349004
If only the damned IRS didn't have their hand up Trump's ass - then he'd be able to prove it through his tax returns.

>>81348782
>>81348798
r. maddow

>>81348939
Underrated post. Whatever happened to him and Tofu Palin?

>>81349027
All of that boils down to

>le drumpf is stupid poopyhead hurr

>>81347855
Please kill yourself.

>>81349027
>and the magazine/media empire
>and the food and drink lines
>and the airlines
all failed miserably, are you serious?

>and the University
come on now, that's not even bait anymore.

>>81348167

This post is way above the average quality of a /tv/ post.

>>81349074
You mean these tax returns?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maddieberg/2017/03/14/rachel-maddow-releases-trump-tax-returns/

>>81349098
what do you think? nothing.

>>81348848
im too old and drunk to get drafted

>>81348167
>tfw I share a board with retarded, indoctrinated human garbage like this

>>81348878
They'll still support him anyway. Most Obamacare users voted for Trump too.

>>81348167
>muh russia
>muh melania is trapped in a bad marriage
>muh nunes
>muh Muslim ban

The tears are real. Can't wait for the democrats to get voted out of their positions.

>>81349141
>one page from 12 years ago

Right? Thank God Trump faxed that over to the hobbit. What was he trying to cover up from the news that day...?

>>81348167
What is it with blacks and their indoctrination into being democrats?

>>81349185
>surely he won't get rid of my insurance

>>81347211
I haven't watched him since he moved to being a boring late night talk show host. He really is not that interesting.

>>81347636
Because the alt-right literally thought that winning the election meant that people would have to stop laughing at them

>>81349204
>I know Trump is committing tax fraud because of muh feels

Nice evidence you got there.

>>81349196
i can't wait until everybody on this website suddenly starts acting like nobody here has ever been a trump supporter of course not, no no.
i give it a year.

>>81349243
>minority opinion

How pissed is Conan now, tho?

>>81348167
>Nunes is guilty of treason, not Susan Rice
>Russia. So what if there's no evidence?
>conservatives are hypocrites, not leftists
>haha supposed marital problems
Are you drooling on your desk right now?

>>81349243
poliltics aside, i'm curious about who still watches late night talk shows. i'm guessing old people. i don't even know anybody that watches TV anymore.

>>81349239
>insurance means other people pay for your insurance if you can't pay for it

That's not what insurance means.

>>81349293
What is a deductible?

>>81349273
He was funnier in the Colbert Report when he wasn't a Hillary shill.

>>81347211
Seriously though what is with hipster numales and these glasses

>>81349260
you don't think it's weird that he has refused to release his returns up to now?
>i will release my tax returns when the audit is done
>i will release my tax returns when the election is done
>i will release my tax returns when (insert flimsy excuse here)
you'd have to be a massive moron to think he is not hiding something. willfully ignorant.

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>>81349282
>nunes recused himself
>House, Senate, and FBI investigating something which could be solved if Trump just admitted he's into pee
>americans are hypocrites, but conservatives love fucking boy pussy in secret while signing bills to shock them straight
>where is Melania right now?

>>81349266

GVLUMPKINS just got DEMOLISHED with this post!

>>81349306
>muh government handout taken from people who make more money than me

>>81349347
So your evidence is lack of evidence?

>>81349373
Seriously, what is a deductible?

If you wreck your car right now, and it costs $10,000 to replace, what would you pay thanks to your insurance?

>>81349369
screencap and wait.
i know it, you know it, everybody knows it.
4chan can't act like the victimised underdogs when 'their guy' is in office fucking up at every turn. and we can't have that, oh no.

>>81349290
>old people

Some people still enjoy surfing/flipping channels instead of choosing from specific selections of programs.

But late night network TV viewing is diminishing quickly every year.

>>81349360
>muh peegate
>muh russia

Sad that democrats desperately want this to be true.

>>81349396
It worked for Rumsfeld.

>>81349396
trump could prove in a second that nothing is wrong, by releasing his tax returns.
literally right now.
but he refuses to do so for no apparent reason.
really makes you think...

>>81349407
>you have the right to take money from others to pay for everyone

t. commie

>>81349434
You better hope it's false. Do you think they'll let Flynn back in the White House?

>>81349443
So you're admitting democrats are no worse than Rumsfeld now?

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>>81349476

>>81349464
>h-he's hiding something
>r-russia
>my evidence is that he's not presenting evidence he's associated with russia reeee

>>81349509
So you're confident that there's nothing hidden in Trump's tax returns?

>>81349548
>Eric Prince's sister
>Eric Prince's Army
>Eric Prince's trips to the Seychelles
>Eric Prince's communications with Comey about Hillary

I'm sure it's nothing.

>>81349481
I still you haven't found evidence of it, huh?

>he doesn't know the dossier contains a /pol/ prank about Trump asking prostitutes to pee on the bed that Barack had sex in

>>81349554
So you're confident that there's something hidden in Trump's tax returns based on wishful thinking?

>>81349624
Again, you better hope it's false.

Eh, what am I kidding... you'll just move the goal post out some more.

>>81349620
I see MSM and dems have shifted to a new target to probe into as damage control over losing the election.

politics have divided this country beyond repair. can't even fucking meme anymore on this site.

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>>81349651
>hey, Mitt Romney, show us your tax returns
Here ya go.
>hey, Crooked Hillary Clinton, show us your tax returns
*CACKLES* Here ya go.
>hey Trump, show us you-
LOSER!

>>81349658
>hope it's false
>move the goal post

I take that as a yes in regards to lack of evidence.

>>81349690
>was focused on tax returns
>not focused on winning the election

I see one of them was focused on something.

>>81349682
Blackwater is a new target?

Seriously, it makes a great film. Blackwater in league with Russian Extremists bent on eliminating the Muslims, Chinese, and Europeans align and find their poster boy - a billionaire narcissist who is steeped in middle American culture thanks to his wrestling and reality TV appearences. You then bring in a Media master to handle his public image and boom - you're controlling the Executive Branch while holding control of your own personal multinational army. Then, for kicks you tell Trump to put your idiot sister in a secretary position to shut her up.

Betsy DeVos is the Sweet Dee of this flick.

>>81349425
CLAMPFLERONES BTFO

>>81349736
Are you implying that Hillary lost due to the effort taken to send over her tax records?

Oh shit - is Trump going to tweet about this tomorrow at 6am?

>>81349815
It's not like Trump won due to not releasing his tax returns.

Tax returns are a fucking meme, anyhow. It's one of the last grasps someone has as a criticism.

>>81349857
How about his inability to get the Repeal and Replace action through Congress? Wanna bant about that?

>>81349428
They're almost all so bad. That fuck english fuck is possible the least funny person on tv right now, and that includes colbert and 2016 man

>>81349651
say the reason he wont release them then.
every other presidential candidate has for decades.
Why hasn't trump? he has literally NO reason not to, unless he doesn't want the public to see them.
tell me the reason.

>>81348296
If he actually gives the ok to intervene and invade Syria he isn't winning in 2020, literally nobody wants that to happen, not even his supporters

>>81347211
Cuckin' trumpfags 24/7.

>>81349688
>politics
that's what you get for treating them like sporting events and rock concerts. everybody will just pick a 'team' and stick with it no matter what.
american 'politics' is a mockery, nothing more.

>>81349895
don't forget about failed muslim ban and disastrous cabinet.

>>81348167
>At least we're getting rid of all the Mexicans
kek youre already mexican lad

>>81348782
Paid more in taxes than obongo or bernie

>>81350224
in 2005, ten years after he filled 916 millions in loses
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/trump-tax-returns/502574/
we still need the tax returns from 2015-2016 the time he started his campaing.
We also are waiting for his tax returns.

>>81350424
bitch ass cheeto god is hiding shit under the excuse the IRS been doing an audit since july from 2016

>>81349196

if only 4chins had some kind of board where people could take politics, maybe some kind of political board perhaps, i don't know, maybe they could call it politics or something where people could talk about politics. they should get on that.

>>81350224
how would you know?

>>81349342

Having glasses doesn't make you a numale.

Having glasses doesn't make you a hipster.

>>81347211
cyril figgis

>>81350786
trump has more money after all, yet he uses the AMT, the sneaky fag

>>81350804
get contacts you fuckin dweeb

>>81349624

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_the_well
>Poisoning the well (or attempting to poison the well) is a fallacy where irrelevant adverse information about a target is preemptively presented to an audience, with the intention of discrediting or ridiculing everything that the target person is about to say.

>>81350940
>with the intention of discrediting or ridiculing everything that the target person is about to say.
But everything trump says its retarded by itself.

KLOMNPHF

>>81350864

I've worn contacts before. I prefer glasses.

>>81351043
and hipsters have used smartphones before, they just prefer old nokia flip phones.
they've used laptops and such, but prefer an old-timey typewriter.

Hipster.

>>81350479

He has no obligation to give up any of his taxes. It's very simple business strategy 101

>>81350974

In this case, the dossier is the well.

Also, just because one thing in a document is false, doesn't make the whole document false.

>>81351091

That's probably more about being afraid of surveillance. Or being poor NEETs.

>>81351229
Whatever helps you sleep at night, numale

>>81351199
the things is, there is no dossier. Trump has no plan whatsoever; he probably wake up doing something completely different of what he though yesterday.

>>81351274

Do numales do anything special to sleep at night? Maybe sleep on a pillow from the 1950s? Sleep on a beanbag chair?

>>81351151
>He has no obligation
yes, but wouldn't it be better to know what are the real colors any politician.

>>81351359

The dossier that ex-MI6 Christopher Steele put together? That dossier?

And I still haven't seen any explanations for the picture of what looks like Trump sleeping on a pillow.

>>81351428
>Trump sleeping on a pillow.
easy, trump is just a facade for the real people that currently run the white house.

Will Colbert lampoon the Syria hoax or what?

>>81351667
>syria hoax
do you refer to the gas attacks, which were clearly made by Assad, or the war in syria in general? you never know what retarded new ideas people on this website will come up next with.

>>81352877

Or they were made by the CIA in order to blame Assad, since the military was fully planning for war in Syria since they thought Hillary would win. And somebody wants their war with Russia doggoneit.

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>>81347211
Ay this dude looks like he belong on Archer

>>81353129
>Assad regime airplane made a bombing run at the exact time and place the gas attacks occured: confirmed
i'm not saying what you are proposing is entirely impossible, but it's a little far fetched, don't you think? Just because something makes sense in your head doesn't mean it is what actually happened, when more likely scenarios exist.

>>81349815
DRUMBVADORES UTTERLY DEMOLISHED

>>81353129
Go take your meds.

>>81353686
Wow, multiple layers of jewry in only 4 words!

>>81353727
don't trust the jews, they want to poison you.
that "doctor" of yours is a shill. do not - i repeat - DO NOT trust him.

>>81353686

Oh yeah, because the CIA would never lie about some dictator having chemical weapons or using them on his own people.