Who won?

I found Louis CucK's special to be the funniest desu.

>>81345199
>nigger
>cuck
>woman
which one is the worst?

>>81345199
We all lost.

Chappelle but honestly I wasn't a huge fan of his specials.

>>81345199

Chappelle

>>81345199
they all look terrible

is any of those at least watchable?

>>81345243
Explain how Louis is a cuck. He doesn't even have a wife to cuck him.

Dave

>>81345356
I thought CK was short for KEK

>>81345199
Chappelle would be a clear winner if his second special didn't suck so hard

>>81345199
stand up "comedy" is for plebs

>>81345356
>He doesn't even have a wife
C U C K
U
C
K

>>81345356
>He doesn't even have a wife to cuck him.

He used to. But she left him and is now raising his children with another man. This is what makes him a KEK

>>81345199
To be honest, only Louis looked like a complete master of his craft.

Amy was awful and shit. Dave's were good, but just looked like regular shows. Louis' was a master at work.

>>81345444
>another man is raising his children
That would make that guy the cuck

>He rapes, but he also saves people
Chappelle won with that one joke.

>>81345444
This is proof positive that you people have just beaten that word to death. It literally has no meaning other then "person i dislike" now.

>>81345199
Whoever wins, we lose.

>>81345444
Ah I see.
Nice cuck trips

>>81345560
>now

>>81345199
Dave

>>81345560
youre a cuck

>>81345466
Dubs confirm. I thought the same thing. I laughed the most between his and Daves's and Burr's. Didn't watch Amy's. Did anybody?

>>81345356
In one of his shows he literally talks about how he wishes he had a brown dick

Chapelle, both were solid, and I honestly liked the second one more.

I thought CK was weird. After 10 minutes of abortion I just couldn't be bothered. Mature Chapelle a bit rusty, 2. part much better than 1. part. cba watching amy

>>81345624
I plan on watching it tonight and making a drinking game out of how many times she says pussy or cum

Nice knowing you niggars

Netflix did

>>81345444
>do the complete opposite of what a cuck does
>get called a cuck

fucking pathetic. just call him a faggot or something. even though he isnt gay it sure as fuck sounds better than screaming KEK, fucking underage

>>81345668
>waaaah i couldnt enjoy 10/10 comedy bc talking about abortion gives me feels

you gotta go back, faggot

the first bits about abortion and suicide and christianity winning the world were the best part

>>81345218
How sjw is it? I used to like his shit a lot but lately i dont know
Burr hasnt released a special in ages and theres nobody else really

Lads...

MY VAGINA

>>81345199
Jim Norton you cawksuka

>>81345356
Self abasing humorist who talks about how good whites have it.

I think that's it.

>>81345748
Not that guy, but you're overreacting. Why would he watch something that makes him feel uncomfortable?

He's not saying anything bad about CK, or saying that comedy routines about abortion should be banned.

>>81345543
This.

>>81345798
sounds like white genocide to me

>>81345624
I made it about 7mins in and dropped it...it was awful.

Chappelle easily. Louie as usual was just weird anti-white, poo poo pee pee and cuckold jokes, Schumer was just "muh pussy". Atleast Dave has original shit each special he does

>>81345199
schumy amer

>>81345798
>how good whites have it
>whole episode focuses on how he wishes he was a spic

>>81345860

What was "anti-white" about his special? I don't care about louis, just wondering if you're simpleminded and parrot anything you hear.

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>>81345199
Jo Koy

Not once did he bring up political shit. Just kept it fun and humorous.

>>81345390
It stands for Christ Killer

>>81345199
How is this even a debate? Dave Chapelle is on a different level than those other hacks

>>81345760
He does a lot of black/asian/jew impressions and jokes about abortion, isis, and his dad's uncut dick. I'd sayhe's bounced back fro. The tameness and is more lime Burr in this than his previous specials

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I think this is my favorite segment from a stand up ever lol
>inb4 dude weed lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZJjUU4CyY

>>81345676
You'll be pretty sober anon.

>>81345902
Not him but I feel like I'm being talked down to when I watch ck stands up specials by someone I don't really respect in the first place.

>>81345748
>the first bits about abortion and suicide and christianity winning the world were the best part

I thought those were the weakest. It was a really strong set.

>>81345199
WHO WON!? WHIS NEXT!? YOU DECIDE!!

SUC is for teens

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It's not even a fucking competition.

Jim Nortons was the funniest. Fuck these overrated hacks.

>>81346235
T H I S

that shit was hilarious

Wish somebody would post one of those cuck king pastas

NIGGA I FUCK FEET

>>81346235
>>81346257
>contrarians

"He rapes but he saves" alone is enough to make Dave's the best

>>81345199
Who's the one on the right and how can she even come close to Chappelle and Louis?

>>81345891
He is a spic.

>>81346235
chappelle > norton > ck

>>81345243
>Chapelle
>A nigger

>Ms Piggy
>a woman
both wrong

>>81346037
This is fucking great

>o that nigga did that shit
Dave just has such good delivery and honestly 90% of comedy is in the delivery

ATM Dave's second special > CuCK > Dave second > Bill burr 2017 special > ??? > ??? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Amy Schumer

I even tried watching Amy's for 5 minutes but it was so cringy I had to stop. It was just so fucking bad. Embarassing.

>>81347741
'cause we're just gonna kill 'em!

>>81345760
Honestly has he really ever been SJW? I always found it weird that, with all the many Hollywood SJWs to choose from, the whole cuck king meme started about him. It never really fit desu

>>81347244
And, it's mostly true.

>>81345748
>If you disagree I have a question: what year is it?

Yeah Louis was pretty great

>>81345807
Because he's not a special fucking snowflake and should man up

>>81345760
he's pretty SJW. He admires trans and openly says he's probably gay and wants a boyfriend, and he goes to gay weddings and whatever shit. He talks about how transgender people finally "figured out" what was wrong with them and fixed it.

>>81346422
I identify as a feminist liberal and even I can't deny the brilliance of that joke. Next level shit right there

>>81348161
I identify as a black man and I'm a white female. I completely agree.

>>81345543
>>81346422
This right here.
I had to stop the special I was laughing so hard at that. That was like a prime Dave joke.

>>81348161
I identify as a transmisogynist rape survivor, and I concur.

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>>81345199
CK's was easily the best

Chapelle's had a few laughs, but some loooong dryspells

I don't think Schumer's ever actually made me laugh

>>81348207
I identify as a black man AND a white woman. I agree as well.

>>81345444
that is literally, L I T E R A L L Y the opposite definition of what a cuckold is.

How do you cope with being this stupid?

>>81346204
/a/ btfo

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>>81346204
Dave stealing classic jokes from chan.

>>81346235
>>81346843
Has Norton finally started making good specials?

He was always way better at radio improv

>>81348104
>I just wanted to wear your jacket!

>>81348389
I've never liked his standup until this one. I laughed a lot while watching it.

>>81345668
>I thought CK was weird. After 10 minutes of abortion I just couldn't be bothered.
did your fee fees get hurt?

>>81348389

Seems he is turning it around.

>>81345269
underrated post

>>81345199
Chappelle

>drop off TV/Movies for years
>release a special
>just as funny as you always were

>Louis
>special every year
>this is slightly less funny than the last one (which was only okay)

>Schumer
>even shittier than usual

>>81345199
Chappelle to be honest, he spoke from the heart and it was funny.

Louis was "LEMME TELL YA BOUT MUH VIEWS"
and Amy was "LEMME TELL YA BOUT MY STINKY VAGINA THEN ITS VIEWS!"

So Dave, shit got a thumbs up from me, since they removed the god damned stars.

NOW I DONT KNOW WHATS FUCKING GOOD ANYMORE!
>Oh boy, everything went from rated to "what do you think of this? Thumb up or down?"

>>81345356
Louis is SJW piece of shir degenerate. I lost all respect when he was trying to tell us that ''Men shouldn't be shallow and date fat women'' fuck off fat ginger

I laughed more times in the first 30 minutes of Louis' show than I did during both of Chappelle's. Both were good though.

I'm obviously not watching the cunt's show.

>>81348104
>accepting other people's choices because they don't affect you
>somehow SJW
You're a fucking bitter retard if you think Louie is SJW
SJW is someone who actively tell you about the cause and that you should accept it
I have no problem with trans or fags
I just don't want them near me
Does that make me SJW too??
Jesus fuck you're a retard

>>81348679
>Thinks the whole tranny thing is just about "accepting other people's choices"
How fucking autistic and weak are you? Find some integrity you retard, find a backbone while you're at it too so you can stand up for some shit instead of sitting on the fence vomiting your shitty opinions onto others.

Get laid, you faggot. You obviously are in a dire need to. Prolly a virgin too.

Louie
>Edgy
>Raw
>Relatable
Had me crying from laughter

Chapelle
>nigga
>weed
>OJ
Had me starring at my phone not really paying attention
Superhero Joke was pretty good tho
>Doesn't even tell you about the 4th time he met OJ

Pork
>Haram

>>81348679
Not that anon, but I think Louis CK is a steaming pile of shit who says one thing and does another and is worthy of being called exactly that, a fucking SJW.

I will give you the biggest fucking example ever.
Louis is all the time talking about how racist white people are, black people this, black respect that, yet, funny enough, I have heard plenty of nigger jokes from him and not to far in the distant past.

In fact, he has tons of them he loves to tell in front of his white buddies, and was once called out on it by a black man who he then did his mental gymnastics of "I cant be racist because I am a Jewish Mexican.".

Louis folllow's whichever way the wind is blowing, and at least Dave admitted to himself and others, the shit he was putting on Comedy Central was racist and detrimental to blacks.


Amy did the same thing too, she is constantly railing about "we shouldn't be racists" but I remember plenty of her on air flub's and tweets "which got deleted" about her hating black men and calling them rapists.

>>81348779
Go back to /pol/ you autistic fuck
You care so much about others peoples decisions that you fucking cry about it
>be you
>parents loved your trans sister more than you
>"i hate trans cause mommy & daddy didn't love me ;("
Don't get me wrong, i hope it doesn't become a trend
50% of them are suicidal so i couldn't give a fuck. Also, I've never met one so... I could care less

>>81345199
Nigger > cuck > cunt

Netflix won.

>>81348889
>Cry about it
I outright call them out on being retarded.

>Rest of the post is you saying "I'm not an SJW weak piece of shit with no backbone and a V-Card yet to be punched, BUT........."
Consider suicide, you complete and utter fucking loser. You failed at life. Off yourself.

>>81348372
first thing I thought. But I can't imagine dave uses 4chan, or anything related to it

>>81345199
I thought Louis CKs was funniest overall

Dave - will continue to give him a chance, though these last 2 aren't as good as some of his earlier stand up.

Cuck - proven to be a whiny, self loathing, unfunny, beta pussy that I refuse to watch.

Fat bitch - most chicks just aren't funny, and she proved that long ago, so I won't even waste my time on her.

>>81348805
Has to be bait. 4th time was his encore.

>>81345269
Underrated

ive watched them all, is there anyone else with new specials?

>>81345199
of the three of them Lois is the only one to never have made me laugh.

>>81345798
>"Whites deserve to get fucked in the ass"
>Im not a cuck guys :)

Chappelle: pretty good
Louis: lazy
Schumer: probably the worst shit I managed watched for ten minutes, could replace waterboarding as torture

>>81348948
>>81348889
>>81348881
>>81348679
Trans-defender. These you's are not from me.

But they're right. KYS. Any comedian who mentions trans people has some sort of agenda of either saying that they accept it, embrace it or find it retarded. Anyone who mentions it wants to make a stand. It's not like he made a funny joke about trans people, he just wants to mention it so they could feel special because he wants to cater to LGBT community (for some fucking reason?). He's fucking pandering because he's a god damn SJW sellout fat piece of shit. Yeah he's still funny, but quality dropped since beacon theater. I don't even get why comedians and others keeps mentioning them. Look man. Most of us here find him hilarious, he's one of the best, but that doesn't mean he still isn't a SJW pandering KEK.

>>81347984
He said he can go back to any time in history and it will be ok for him because he's white, Hes obviously dumb because for years people treated the Irish (ie redheads) like niggers

>he starts crying like tupac
>THEY KEEP FUCKING WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81347984
It started because his name is C.K. then the autists took some stuff out of context and ran with it. He makes fun of himself a lot which people associate with being a cuck but that's most comedians. Louie is a great show and there's a good episode where he gets shit on by the italian comedian for being a left wing pussy and he pretty much admits he's right and they forget about it. He's aware of the image he portrays and that somehow triggers idiots.

>>81348881
>he then did his mental gymnastics of "I cant be racist because I am a Jewish Mexican.".
lmao you're so full of shit man
I've never heard Louis CK call himself a Jew
in fact he even opened one show by telling all the Jews in the audience to leave

>>81351103
In that same episode his character even called a waitress racist because she said black people don't tip, and then a black waitress who was eavesdropping said "Shut the fuck up, niggas DON'T tip."
People overreact to his leftist material I think.

Louie did his worst special yet

>KILLING BABIES LOL

Honestly a shitty joke that went on too long. I already made those kind of shit jokes in Elementary school. And the little voice changes he did to make things sound funnier were pretty shitty.

Although I stopped at the baby joke I guess? Maybe it got better later on.

Amy can die in a dumpster fire

Dave's bit where he goes to a Kevin Hart show was pretty hilarious.

I thought Dave was fantastic. He set the bar really high for himself, when you look past the fact that For What it's Worth is probably the GOAT 2000s stand-up it's easier to feel like Dave still has it.

>>81345199
I say Louis CK because Dave is all mopey and depressed now. A hollow she'll for what he used to be.

Dave is the only nigga that still has it. He plays down the middle. The other two are fucking losers.

>>81348301
highly objective correct opinions here

>>81348161
I identify as a post-NEET memelord and level 8 shitposter and i agree as well.

>>81348301
fore some reason the beheading joke got me the most. well, that whole kill yourself run along bit was fucking awesome.

>>81351385
That was the first joke lol... how can you stop at that. Especially since that joke transformed into like 5 different bits.

>>81345543
Agreed.

Louis had some good jokes, but it wasn't as good as his other stuff, not even close. Chappelle had a lot of great details in his and he brought it back around with this closer.

I didn't watch Schumer but I assume I can just watch old Patrice and get the gyst.

>>81345243
the insecure, alt right pussy from /pol/ (You)

Dave's first special was amazing. True return to form. His second was pretty bad though.

Why Louis CK is objectively better than Dave Chappelle.

http://www.vulture.com/2017/04/louis-ck-trans-joke-is-better-than-dave-chappelles.html

>>81345779
Norton's a great reactionary guy in conversation, but situational comedy doesn't necessarily translate to stage. His performances feel weak compared to shooting the shit with other comics and working off them.

>>81346235
this desu

>>81345760
Bill Burr just released a special on January 31st.

>>81345269
nice

>>81345199

I have no idea how young and/or stoned you have to be to find that Chapelle special funny

"LOL LIKE THE COPS CAME AND LOL LIKE I SAID TAKE MY BUDDY"

are you serious? he sounds like he's been asleep since he last performed (which I believe was 35 years ago). dated af

>>81353141
The only thing which fell flat in the special were all his pussy jokes. Otherwise, it was all great. What the fuck specials do you actually like?

>>81353257

I'll come clean and say that I only watched the first 11 minutes of that last night right before I went to bed. I plan on finishing it but I basically just had a couple of chuckles in that opening stretch. The new Louis special I thought was really great even though I generally think his stand up isn't all that good.

>>81353333
Those were mostly just his opening lines and whatnot. Once he gets to telling his stories and views it turns up a lot. It's worth a finish.
Haven't seen the new Louis, so I'll give that a try. Never was a huge fan, but his short clips on youtube aren't bad.

>>81353385

I'll give it a shot.

I am not a big fan of CK's stand up, though I do like his sitcom quite a bit, but I think the new special is actually pretty strong. I'll keep going with the Chapelle and you can give the CK a shot.

>>81345930
Holy shit I remember this dude's special from 2010 or something, good to know he's still around

Dave was alright, not as good as he used to be, but solid. Cuck was a huge disappointment, probably because his last special is still very recent. Haven't seen the Schumer one, and have no desire to.

>>81345199
How do i start with Chapelle? As a non-american I didn't watch his live tv shows and stuff, which specials should i watch first?

>>81345668
Go back to your safespace, faggot.

>>81345199
why is Burr not in the running?

also

these comedians are more than capable of going elsewhere with their specials, but Netflix and its (((producers))) are foaming at the mouth with anticipation to shill their opinions through their carefully controlled robots

>>81345199
this whole board needs to be purged

>>81355758
Don't bother, it's just hack gay jokes and "white guys drive like dis".

Chapelle > CK > Burr

Haven't seen Schumer's because why would I.

>>81355758
Killing Them Softly and For What It's Worth are both watershed stand-up specials. The show is hit and miss, but it's pretty excellent when it hits.

chappelles first special was great

the second one started strong with the banana shit and went on way too long about pussy jokes, not that funny

>>81357718
Is it? I don't know man, the only thing i have seen from him is black bush and even if it uses the resource "black is diis, and white is diis" i found it quite funny; id like to have faith that at least some of his work i will like