Christian Bale in talks to play Dick Cheney in biopic

god this would be awesome

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CANT CONSTRAIN THE CHENE

>adam mckay
He's gone off the rails with drumpf shit. If it's a political movie it'll be terrible

>>81345135
Whats so interesting about Dick Cheney? I ask as a non-american.

>>81345234
the big short was entertaining for what it was, this could be good

>>81345285
He's the mastermind behind the Irak invasion and Bush's handler, he also made a shitload of money for the company he used to work for which provided logistic services for the army during the invasion.

>>81345135
I just love Mr. Cheney's face

>>81345419
Oh and i forgot, he also shot one of his friends in the face with a shotgun during a hunting trip.

>>81345419
So wouldn't they have to age up Bale a decent amount then? If all this stuff happened during his vice presidency why don't they look for an older actor to play the part?

>>81345419
>Bush's handler

This has been debunked. The two had a somewhat chilly relationship and would go long periods of time without speaking towards the end of Bush's presidency.

>>81345491
>tfw President Cheney would have forgiven Junior Soprano of all of his crimes

We really live in the worst of timelines desu

>>81345525
>and would go long periods of time without speaking towards the end of Bush's presidency.
towards the end of his presidency there was nothing left to loot anyways
also >trusting the press

Why are they going back to the Bush years when Obama provided many more fuckups that would make good movies. For instance Fast and Furious.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal

>>81345576
Except that's the words of former Cabinet members, notably Rumsfeld iirc. Someone check that, I'm doing something but am interested.

>>81345135

how will this even work?

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>>81346055
>believing Rummy
come on we're all better than that, man
even if he wouldn't listen to him, he'd listen to his father after Dick told senior the orders

>>81345491

Don't forget the guy apologized to cheney for cheney shooting him in the face

>>81346287
The guy came out some time ago ago and said the accident was way worse than the media reported and that Dick never apologized.