>Not where.... when.

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>not who... WHAT

>and your other gun

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>How can i know its ok to trust you?
>You just cannot.

>who'd make-up a name like that?

>>81345097
>and your OTHER gun.

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>I love you
>I know

>>81345041
>>81345084
>>81345097
>>81345098
>>81345122
>>81345171
name 10 films that use this

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>finn, my arch nemesis

>>81345200
Don't you EVER fucking quote me again you little dweeb.

>...
>and your other when.

>>81345209
>sounded like a horse pissin in there
>you now realize homos are attracted to the sound of straight men pissing

>>81345265
That's hot

>Hand over your gun and badge
>Come on chief, I'm totally clean, I haven't even got a parking ticket!
>But how do I know I can trust you?
>You don't

>You're a loose cannon, but god damn you get the job done!

>We're the same, you and I
>i guess

>and you're other post

>One shot left...
>Better make it-
>Oh wait, I found more ammo, we're cool

>What are you waiting for....KILL ME
>No...that would make me just like you.
>oh thank god, I thought I was going to die

You must be from Finland..

>if you kill him you'll be just as bad as he is

>>81345041
>Szechuan sauce...

>Time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>*Folds up a peice of paper and sticks a pencil through it*
>In English please doc

>Kid, you ain't that bad... in fact you remind me a bit of myself at your age

>>81346271
>The Redditor keels over, dead from cardiac arrest

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>You wouldn't believe me even if I told you
>Try me

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>God is not real *burp*

>Whoa! Hold it Arthur Fonzarelli, what are you some kind of GamerGater?

>I got a bad feeling about this

>thank god susan was there to help me
>susan? as in susan richards?
>yeah, thats her name
>Susan's been dead for 100 years!

>>81347392
>WHAT YEAR IS IT!?

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>I told you not to call me Sir
>Yes Sir!

>I heard my new boss is a real bitch
>oh yeah
>yeah
>hi, I'm your new boss!

>How do I know I can trust you?
>Hands over a detailed CV with numerous references

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>I can explain this.

>5!
>4!
>3!
>2!
>beep!
>that was close

>*record scratch sound effect*
>*freeze frame*

>I don't really feel like explaining this, the end.
>*credits roll*

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>>81347500
>countdown ends on 00:00:07

>Only you will carry this ring Frodo
>I guess that makes you the Lord of the Rings 2003 XiviD HD 1080p YIFY

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>Do we even need this nerd in the team?
>"How many languages do you speak?"
>Seven, why?
>"10101100101000101000"
>What?
>"That's binary. The only one that matters."

>>81347591
>¢

What did he mean by this

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>You're not listening, are you!
>...what?

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>character A places down two glasses and pours two drinks
>character B says "I'm not thirsty"
>character A says "I wasn't offering"

>>81347726
you've got skills kid, wanna join my hacker group?

>I've got the plan B breathing down my neck so how do I know I can trust them?
>You just don't get your other gun, do you?

>>81348275
me and my anvil walked out at that point

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>character is in trouble for a misunderstanding that would take seconds to clarify
>they don't explain/they explain very badly

>>81345215

>for you

>>81345041
It's
>not if...when

dumb dumb

baka

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>>81348619

>there's no time to explain!
>can be explain in one sentence

also

>that's a long story
>we have time
>tells it in one minute

>>81347484
>proceeds to not explain anything while the woman leaves in rage

>>81348699

>that's a long story
>we have time
>tells it in one minute

This happens in real life to be fair. Haven't you ever said something was a long story, and then in the telling of it realized it wasn't actually as long as you thought?

>character driving another character somewhere
>"Where are you taking me?"
>"You'll see when we get there."

>>81348731

no

>hacker in a 90s film
>has a pet rat

>Character going through tunnels
>"This used to be part of the underground railroad"

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>mid 90s film
>they mention "that internet"

so these threads are just the 4chan version of Askreddit "what movie tropes bother you the most"

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>slow motion scene
>blue danube starts playing

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>How do we know if we can trust you?
>You can't

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>main character gets punched and lip starts bleeding
>wipes face with back of hand
>"Is that the best you got?"

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>You know what happened to the last guy who did x?
>No
>Me neither

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>>81349034

>character gets slapped in the face
>line of blood coming from the side of the mouth

>>81348825
heh

>one of the members of the crew is called Dallas because they are from Texas

>>81348731
many times- but i've often had to condense it down, leaving some little stuff behind(little stuff that would make it much better)

>10 bad guys firing automatic rifles with infinite ammo at fleeing protagonist
>everyone misses

>protagonist is surrounded by 10 guys with rifles
>starts throwing punches
>everyone attempts to shoot him after getting really close

>bad guy has a gun on a protagonist
>*click* gun is empty

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>"DUDE TURN ON THE NEWS"
>its on commercial break and character has too watch 3 viagra commercials before plot relevant segment begins

>>81349340
must be Fox News

>>81349309

>protag opens his hand to reveal the bullets he took out

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>But if you're here then....
>OH NO!

>>81345265
If I piss loud enough can I call myself attractive?

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>>81349408
>puts them in mouth and swallows them

>>81349817
poops out a handgrenade

>>81349340
the viagra commercials pay for the movie

>>81345215

>protagonists father left at an early age leaving the protgonists mother to become a heaver drinker and abusive and leave the protagonist at 16 making them a useless, friendless loser who spends all day on a japanese discussion board

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>That WAS our plan B!

>>81345198
I literally just watched 2 bees flying around, pollinating some flowers. I wished I was a bee, for a moment.

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>DON'T YOU SEE? KILLING HIM IS WHAT HE WANTS!

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>>81350952
>-Well then what about plan C?!

>-That was my idea too kid, get to the second boat!

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>*click clack click*
>Shit... they set up a defensive fire wall around the server
>"Is that going to be a problem?"
>Heh, not at all. I just need to recalibrate the blah blah blah and install a blah blah blah... aaaaand....
>*beep beep*
>[ACCESS GRANTED]
>I'm in.

>>81348074
Havent seen this before here, good one

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>No...if we do were no better than them

>

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>daytime scene
>character starts to explain something
>cuts to them driving in a car at night
>continues explaining where he left off from previous scene

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>There's not a man alive that can do this!
>Maybe not... But there IS a woman(male) that can!

>You're out of your mind!
>Hows Miami this time of year captain? I need some R&R

>>81346203
>What are you waiting for... KILL ME
>Actually turns out you and I are already dead and this is purgatory
>woah

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>scene is in slow motion
>actually they just dropped the fps down to 5

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>wait a minute... if you're out here then who's piloting the...

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>you apologize too much
>sorry!

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>this isn't a movie, this is real life!

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>>81354421
>if you die in the movie you die in real life!

>>81354279
Love this one

>>81349807
No but you can pretend you have a large ding donger

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>Who is this guy?
>That's just it, until today he didnt even have email or a credit card
>HES OFF THE GRID

>>81345265
>tfw weak piss stream
>tfw sometimes it goes in an uncontrollable direction
>tfw too nervous to ever use a urinal so people don't judge my weak piss stream and avoid risking pissing on anyone by accident
>tfw entering then walking out of a bathroom while all the cubicles are full but there's still room at the urinal

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>not where...
>Why?

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>May the force be with you

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>>81351486
>you need to see this

>>81354790
>no criminal record
>no parking tickets, no unpaid bills, nothing
>he's nobody

>...and your other badge

>>81355020
You should just stand outside the closest stall to the door and wait. Make eye contact with the person taking a dump so they'll hurry up.

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>You look like you've seen a ghost!

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>How do I know I can trust me?
>That IS Plan B!

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>>81356194

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>>81352248
>No man can kill me!
>I am no man!

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>I'll just reboot the system and it should start up like normal
>Woah, woah, english, doc?

>>81351329
IN ENGLISH DOC

>>81349403
DUDE

Dumb frogposters

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More of a reality/game show thing:

>And the answer is...
>...
>...
>*commercial break*