>you dont get to bring snacks

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>little brother made fun of my moobs yesterday

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>+101 lb

>been trying to lose 20 pounds for 2 years
>keep alternating between a few weeks of eating right and exercising and a few weeks of going right back to sitting on my ass and eating garbage

Healthy living is too hard. I'm gonna go full landwhale. Then I'll get gibs from the government and play vidya all day.

ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶫᵒˢᵉ ᶠᶦᶠᵗʸ ᵖᵒᵘᶰᵈ ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵒᶰ ᵐʸ ᵖᶫᵃᶰᵉ

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>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>You don't get to bring carbs
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERIN' WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVIN' HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can walk, who are you?
>IT DON'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATIN' THIS CHINESE FOOD, WITH NO LEFTOVERS

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>he didnt fly so good

>>81335800
lel

>>81335800
(you) for you

>>81335549
Get payback by overfeeding him and making him fat

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>>81335526

>>81335659
you need to make it a routine just like brushing your teeth

>>81336248
Why does he look like weird al in this photo?

Does anyone notice the irony of Dr. Now being medically obese?

>>81338005
maybe he works with super obese people because it makes him feel normal.

where can i find yesterday's episode?

>>81335800
some people just want to watch the calories burn.

so did the fatkino get released yesterday?

fight dragon

kill self

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>>81335800

>>81336016
>that shot and that dialogue
Pure kino

>>81335526
If I eat a hotpocket will I die?

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>>81336248
>the father trying to grab him as he's falling off

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>>81335800

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>>81335800
holy keak

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>>81335800
>At least you can walk

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>>81339723
Honourable mention

>>81336248
i would love to drop this dude from a plane just to see what would happen

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>>81335800
quality kek