C-Computer >bleep bloop I-I-Initiate program, Barclay 69-Alpha

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Dr.Crusher, i'm Lieutenant Barclay

How come the Enterprise can convert living beings into energy and back and create simulated creatures on the holodeck, but it's not accurate enough to replicate the right kind of ribosomes for a Klingon or Romulan?

>>81334214
I always thought it was down to not knowing their physiology, the Klingons were probably not too eager to have their DNA on a Federation database, and the Romulans were in a Cold War with the Federation, so there would be no means to get any physiological details beyond comparing them to Vulcans

>>81334214
Why isn't the whole ship just a holodeck.

Why isn't the whole show a holonovel?

>>81334761
what if all of Star Trek is just a simulation taking place in a holodeck?

really makes me think

>Computer, create the scene of a Louisiana Farm on a warm, humid day
>Computer, port in myself wearing a nice white suit
>Computer, create copies of Lieutenant Commander La Forge, and Lieutenant Commander Worf. Both naked
>Provide me with a Winchester Model 1887 and a whip
>Computer, broadcast the next hour to the bridge
>lock the door and disengage all safety protocols

>>81334761
All of Enterprise was a holonovel

>>81334672
H E A D C A N O N

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"Commander, show me your sexual organs"

>>81334897
Not really, Ethics establishes that they only have some basic knowledge of Klingon backup organs, and Bashir doesn't know the disease Quark allegedly has in Body Parts; it seems to be the case that races outside of the federation aren't that well documented

>>81334800
Quality post right here, lol'd