GET UP OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET YOURSELF A JOB

>>81329213
Id like to see this guy beaten to death by a pack of wild chavs.

>>81329249

You come at the jezza you best not miss

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>>81329213
>LE GET LE JERB

Grow back your missing testicle first, nonce cunt.

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>It's a Dr. Who crossover episode

>>81329249

And all the other Middle Class actors on the show, pretending to be Chavs. Just filth.

>>81329632
Am I misinterpreting this or is this claiming Inviting someone to a threesome is cheating? Because it seems more like a compromise to me

>>81329213
fing is tho jeremy, fing is I gotta look after me kids now, don't I? thats my numbuh one proritty innit?

>>81329694
It could be interpreted as either he asked another woman to join him and his partner or he asked another woman to join him and someone who wasn't his partner
If it's the latter it is cheating

>>81329694

Sure there was an episode on just earlier, where a guy and his missus were fighting over DNA tests of their child, they met a lad at their wedding had a foursome with him, she then had a threesome with that guy and another.

Broke up with the guy she married and got with foursome and threesome dude

Fucking crazy stuff

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WELL WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE, STOP SMOKING DOPE AND GO AND GET A JOB THEN?

*audience applause*

>I'm tryin jeremeh bot she won't leh me see mah kids

WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING MATE? I DON'T BLAME HER!

*audience applause*

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WELL WHY DONT YOU GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE, STOP CALLING HIM A BIG GUY AND GO GET A PROPER JOB

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>>81330173
>>81329749

>tfw the hideous specimens on this show have more sex than me

>>81330173
I dont get why they never bring up Jeremys gambling and coke addiction

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>>81330319
>even toothless chavs with no redeeming qualities have relationships

Chavs are just slightly worse at being Chads

>it's a drunk scots arguing and jezza is the only understandable one episode

>>81330659
there is literally nothing more alpha than a chav, i try to be like them

>wearing comfy clothes
>wearing trainers because theyre comfy
>spitting on the street when you feel like it
>have your hood up and intimidate people
>have lots of sex
>fuck all the women you want
>not caring what people think
>capitalizing on every opportunity
>beat the shit out of anyone
>have lots of mates who back you up

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>>81330772

I wuld ge a job jerhemmy but thers nuffin out ther anymur.

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God tier:
Girlfriend/Wife works

High tier:
Living at home (with knowledge of your mom's credit card numbers)

Mid tier:
Disability

Low tier:
Living alone on welfare

Shit tier:
wageslave

>>81330907

THEN GET SOME SELF RESPECT, GET UP AND GET YOURSELF A JOB

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>>81330319
is this hidious to you?

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>>81331698

>>81330319
that's because even though they're ugly they're extremely outgoing, stupid and spend all their time drunk. when you're like that it dosen't matter what you look like.

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Britbongs gtfo, we burgers have trash tv on lockdown.

>>81329213
I already have a job and I wish they'd just fire me.

>>81331864

Not anymore Steve Wilkos is thrash now

Does anyone have the before and after of that ayy lmao looking woman yanks always shitpost with? It's generally titled "Briteeth".

She had her teeth sorted out.

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>>81329213
LOOK AT ME

>>81332066
Ugly

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>>81332076
GET OFF MY STAGE

>>81332148
It's a good job nobody cares what yuropeens think.

Remake the image comparing it to America or someone relevant and repost it.

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i pray that someday mr kyle suffers a most painful death, i cannot stand this cunt

>>81329213
>Has wife
>Cheats on her
>Divorce
>Gets new wife
>Cheats on her with nanny
>Divorce
>Marries nanny

Is there anything he can't do?

>>81332991
the UK has never won the world cup

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>>81332050

>>81332148

lets bite

>Joke of an economy

What did he mean by this? It's overly focused on finance but other than that it's pretty good, one of the best in the world.

>Upper class don't pay taxes

same as everywhere else then

>porn is blocked

not true, it's an optional filter

>big brother is watching you

implying this is bad

>can be arrested for saying mean things

only 100% true and embarrassing thing on this list, although it's no different in other European countries where you can be arrested for denying the Holocaust and shit

>no freedom

same as rest of europe

>rude people

same as everywhere else

>ugly women

a meme, British genetics are almost identical to various other countries in Europe that don't have this stereotype

>scapegoats the EU for all its problems

just the ones it actually causes

>constantly going to war with everyone

was this list made in the 1800s or something?

>all jobs are done by Polish and French people

just the lowly jobs, by Polish anyway, the idea that French people do any relevant amount is news to me

>highest homeless rate in Europe

better than Germany's according to wikipedia

>>81332762
t. Shane from Manchester

>>81330614
And the adultery

Jeremy Kyle only has one testicle

>>81333306
Yeah top left, she sorted her teeth out. There's a before and after pic.

>>81330614
You stare into the abyss and the abyss stares into you.

>>81333104
German detected

>>81330614
>>81333384

This who the fuck is this prick to lecture anyone

As stupid as the people on this show are, they must have to sign some sort of legal forms beforehand saying they face legal action if they overtly insult Jeremy right?

Some of the people on this show are smackheads but they're all harmless ones, whereas in real life they'd fucking punch you for a lot less than what Jezza says

No one really insults him when he's up in their face, it seems weird.

>>81333596
He has shitloads of security.

>>81333596

People have mentioned his gambling before, and he has been "attacked" before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wjvSoDs50k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03FfeHeFNVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8lBNv5VHm8

>>81333842
Looking at those I'm convinced >>81333596 must be right. And disappointed Kyle's unlikely ever to be tortured to death in front of a shocked sobbing audience, obviously.

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>>81333842
To be fair he has Steve working for him

i used to think when the entropy came i would be straight out the door to sail into jeremy kyle with a nail-studded beating implement. but i stopped because i knew there was no way i'd be the first to find him

>>81333453
I wonder where he found it.

>>81333941
Based Big Dog Steve

>separate the classes so vastly that the lower class dolites argue and fight with each other because of poor intelligence and low thresholds
>televise it
genius television desu.

Is Jeremy Kyle USA still going?

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>>81332166

>>81334079
Will the class divide eventually create a Morlock situation?

>>81334131
>Morlock situation
?

>>81334156
The time machine by H.G. Wells.

Humanity evolved into two separate species, one feeds upon the other.

>>81330772
>chav
>beat the shit out of anyone

Mate, almost all chavs couldn't win a fight if their life's depended on it

>>81334243
interesting, thanks

>>81332148
>can be arrested for saying mean things

only 100% true and embarrassing thing on this list

What the fuck, that's not true
An offender needs to fulfil necessity criteria for arrest, saying "mean" things isn't one of them
Actual free speech engagements come from the Public Order Act, where causing harassment, alarm or distress to others consitutes an offence. They actually removed the term "insult" recently

>>81334689
Quoting this guy:>>81333307

>>81332148
"I believe everything Fox News tells me"

>>81334275
They fight in packs like niggers

>>81331110
Been considering the at-home husband position. I mean, men span the IQ range in a vast way, giving us more idiots and geniuses than women. I'm not a genius, and my work ethic is next to zero, so why not find an average woman that's probably on my intelligence level or higher that likes working? I like keeping a neat home and cooking anyway.

THIS TEST SEZ YUR A LAWYER

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>>81333361

>>81330772
are you trying to describe slavs? because where I live literally all people are like that, it's kind of funny I guess to look at it from the side but when you live in a shithole filled with millions of people who behave like that, all you want to do is run

>>81335103
Chavs in Ireland and Britain are like what he described

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I see /mlpol/ is alive and well

>>81335214
404 for me
i want more donuts

I remember watching Jeremy Kyle once and there was a legit 8.5/10 qt on it for some reason, it was weird

she didn't even seem like chav scum either

>>81335480

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSbk9MyBG_c

Was it this one?

>>81329213
I want to bang a chav slut in the back of a rusted skoda