Does /tv/ ever try and get in touch with celebrities online?

What an interesting question, anon!

Thoughts everyone?

>>81328129
With MJH, or just in general?

>>81328157

Anyone.

>>81328505
she didn't turn out to be good looking

couldn't tell when she was a child, but that's how the news went...

>>81327762
I have been retweeted and liked by several celebrities
Does this count

>>81329447
Oh wow, how did you get their attention?

She became a Krazy Khrist Kuck and only does Churchshit these days

You're welcome in advance my good sirs and m'ladys
*tips my le fedora*

>>81329475
4chan has taught me to bait
I am a master baiter

Back when I was like 17/18 I used to look up cute actresses in shitty low budget horror movies on facebook, because normally they'd have regular accounts.

I would send them random complimentary messages, normally it would peter out into nothing but I cybered with a few of them. It taught me to take chances.

>>81329554
a master baiter?... more like a MASTURBATOR if you ask me
#rekd

>>81329577
Which ones did you cyber with?

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>>81329422
>i'm gay

It could have been much much worse. She aged more or less how you would expect. Still cute.

>>81329594
>>>/reddit/

>>81329637
She looks great, the only problem is that she waxed her arms. Other than that, amazing body, cute face, and a great dresser.

>>81329618

The main chick and side character chick from Dread, and one of the bully girls from Trick r Treat when it was still in distribution hell and only existed in screener form.

Oh yeah celebrities call me and text me all the time I know tons and tons of em

I text Jena Malone infrequently.
Of course, I've gone on several dates with her over the past 7 years, so that's why.

I fuck emma stone daily

>>81329729
Damn dude, you must have some serious email game. Shame you didn't meet them in real life.

I used to be in contact with loads of celebrities when I was a little kid. I'm not even kidding, we'd hang out all the time.

Usually cool older guys like Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Bill Cosby, The guy from Ferris Bueller, Woody Allen and Gary Glitter.

>>81329809
Does she regret Neon Demon?

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I got dating advice from Shane Jacobson once. He's probably not known at all overseas but he's a big guy in Australia.

His advice was good, but alas I'm ugly and uninteresting so I couldn't be helped.

>>81329913

Actors/Actresses rarely enjoy talking about their work in my experience, unless they've got nothing else.

The last thing she said to me was something like "Happy birthday, let's get dinner this weekend" but I wasn't in town, and that was last week.

>>81329973
Forever Malone

>>81330154

She has a kid and a fiance now, but it seems like she'd probably still sleep with me if we went out again.

>tfw I developed a years long internet 'frendship' with Barbara Crampton but never met her in person

>>81328129
Fpbp

>>81329594
Rekt

>>81329594
XD BTFO

>>81329653

>>>/4chan/

I've chatted to Billy Corben (Cocaine Cowboys) and some non-famous (but good) actors before

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>>81327762

I send rule34 of emma watson to emma watson's father and brother on facebook all the time

emma's private account is fb/minniemountain

it's pretty locked down but you can click on the likes on those two pictures and see who liked them, there you'll find Alex Watson's real account(her brother) and Christ Watson's real account(her father).

Also you can find her ex bff Sophie something there too

>>81330421
I met Emma once, but this was in 2011 or so, before she started campaigning to be feminist of the century or whatever.

>>81330421
you are doing god's work anon.

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>>81330473
and what was she like?

>>81330493
here's the thing, most of it ends up in their spam folders so I thought off an another way to annoy her. I just look up where she's at the time and look what timezone is there. Wait till it's like 3 AM and then start recovering her facebook account. She has it set up so when you try to recover it with your username it gives you an option for her to either get an e-mail or a text message with a code so she can prove it's herself really. I go with a 'send a code to my mobile' option and I do it like for 3 hours straight. If it didn't wake her up at least they will be like 700 texts from facebook by the time she wakes up.

>>81330568
It was just a little conversation I had at a premiere I got tickets for. She was nice enough. I had a much longer conversation about Manhattan with Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson, though. They were total bros, they bought me a drink at the cater bar even though I wasn't 21.

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>>81330421
nice

>>81330568
hahahaha. i like you

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>>81330568

>>81330568
>and what was she like?
Other anon here, but my father met her whereabouts in 2011 or so, at a dinner hosted by his boss, and somehow she was there too. Apparently she's smart enough, but really hates being stereotyped as "muh silly Hollywood actress", which I guess is why she's endorsed feminism to have more to her legacy than simply acting.

>>81330568
is this the weaponized autism i've heard so much about?

>>81327762
Are pornstars celebrities? Is yes then yes

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>>81330568
what in the world

>>81330568
apex kek

>>81330568
sort yourself out m8, jesus christ

>>81330421
I love you anon

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>>81330824
I do it from time to time but I was really crazy about it like 3-4 years ago.

Still going to /b/ at that time(not always) so I would make threads where we would try and guess her password and shit like that

We also found her bf at the time, his playstation account and his dualingo account, the faggot was learning Russian(the jock bf), but nothing beyond that

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

Autism: the moobie

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A bunch of porn stars follow me on Instagram, my brother is a photographer and I've tagged along to some shoots he does with them and I guess some of them think I'm cute.

Lily Cade tried to rape me

I go to conventions and meet some famous people, it's not the same as in the wild, but it still interesting.

The only one I saw in public was the guy who was Hwang in Always Sunny.

>>81331150
you need to post the story anon

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>>81330421
>>81330568
>>81330973
fuck I love this place

>>81331150
isn't Lily Cade a lesbian? are you a gril? are you the one she spoke about raping in the interview with Cracked

>>81330973
That's not Russian in that picture, that's like Serbian or something

>>81329809
Are you the hippy faggot that put a baby in her?!

I tried to blackmail some celebrities from the fappening. Worked with only two, the others got exposed

>>81331574

No, but I was concerned for a while that I might've been the father, I've had unprotected sex with Jena dozens of times, and we've never talked about her being on the pill at all.

I did the math when she actually had her kid, and unless she delivered him at seven months, I fucked her when she was two months pregnant without knowing, and a few times after she had her son.

I haven't had sex with her since she's been officially engaged, but I did like 3 weeks before then.

>>81330973
>>81330568
>>81330421
Are you the anon mad enough to recover all the private porn on Kate Beckinsale and Lily Mo Sheen (Lily Mo Beckinsale)'s private accounts?

I got a new, quite young teacher in law school yesterday, and after googling her it turns out she used to act in one of my country's most popular children's tv shows until 2011, and is still trying to act in music videos, plays, and low budget movies.

I wonder if she expected a student to discover it so quickly.

>>81331407
She did a straight scene once, gangbang in a movie theater or something

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>>81331325
There isn't a whole lot of story to tell honestly

>at my brother's place, photoshoot going on, her and another girl
>I'm just sitting on the couch playing video games
>they're doing solos
>Lily comes in
>sits down on the couch beside me
>start shooting the breeze
>she gets a little handsy
>just kind of shrug it off
>have to go to the bathroom
>washing my hands
>door whips open behind me
>suddenly get thrust up against the mirror
>frozen with shock
>she's shhhing and crooning me, "just take it", that kind of thing
>try to shove her off, say I'll scream if she doesn't stop
>she calls my bluff, puts her hands down my pants
>scream "rape" at the top of my lungs
>she gets super serious and apologetic all of a sudden
>headbutt her in a panic
>shove her against the door and slap her
>she keeps apologising
>begs me not to tell anyone
>she starts shovelling handfuls of cash at me still asking me not to say anything
>tell her to go fuck herself
>storm out

I didn't tell my brother until the day after and he refuses to work with her now or anyone who's been on her site now. I tried the police but they treated it like a joke. It wasn't as bad as it could've been but I still felt pretty violated.

>>81331407
>are you a gril?
yeah with a vagina and everything.

I'm not a lesbian but I shave my head and some lesbians see that as an invitation

One time I tried contacting several actors and directors and stuff to obtain a copy of one of those lost shows because I reasoned that they may have a copy. No one answered except for a writer who told me he wanted it too but did not have it. It was actually a good story, everything I did to try get that show, and last time I posted it on /tv/ an anon found the show for me.

>>81331635
You're my hero if true desu

>>81331693

I've talked about her a lot in these kinds of threads.

>>81331688
Good on you anon, I love femdom and yuri as much as the next man but that hideous monster should be blacklisted

Also obviously TITS OR GTFO

>>81331688
Why would you say you shave your head?
Killed it for me. Now I'm imagining she raping a cancer patient

>>81331724
Subststiane your claims

>>81331688
>>81331737
This is actually really depressing if true because she always seemed like one of the few lesbian porn stars who wasn't one of the totally insane Tumblr LGBTQWTFBBQ types but being a literal rapists is a little worse

>>81331759

I would never do that in a million years.
It would be very easy to find out my name and various other things about me if I ever posted anything personal.

I'm not an actor, but that's not the point.

>>81331794
If you read any interviews with her she's very much in the same line as those TumblrTards, she's described herself as a militant feminist in one interview

My father and his wife (ex wife since somewhere in the 80s, I forget the year) used to be in an open relationship and his wife used to be Jack Nicholson and Mick Jagger's lover and my father used to shack up with some other people (not sure which of them were celebrities, but I think one of them later became David Bowie's wife (Iman or something?). My father claims to have a strong dislike of her but AFAIK they hooked up anyway. In fact, there's pictures of them embracing on at least one of the days that it happened). Anjelica Huston got so butthurt about my dad's ex wife that she wrote about her in her autobiography.

>>81331757
Really? I picture a buzzcut. Which is hot to me.

>>81331869
>>81331757
Buzz cut women are a huge fetish for me but they're almost exclusively lesbians/feminists/degenerate neo-nazis

I just want a fairly normal buzz cut women to dom me

The best I've ever managed is my ex had an undercut

My dad is mates with Vinnie jones and although he's a bit of hard man he's a proper nice guy

Also my dad swears he saw Jude law kissing another man in the back of a hotel bar in London

My aunt lives beside Liam Neeson's mother. She's very well respected. Used to own a laundromat.

>>81331737
Thanks anon. I know for a fact I'm not the only person it's happened to as well. It's so weird how these types kick up a big fuss about consent and all that and then go and do shit like this.

>>81331757
>Now I'm imagining she raping a cancer patient
Well, I'm in remission, but close enough I guess.

i was gonna draft leonard cohen a letter just saying thanks for the records, do you have any book reccs thinking since bowie had gone i probably didn't have much time left and then the fucker went and died the same week and i don't really have any other art-oriented heroes left so it doesn't seem worth it

i was facebook friends with j-law before she won the oscar

>>81331800
just wanted to say your films are KINO and we appreciate what you do

>>81332109
You tend to find the most outspoken people are usually very hypocritical (myself included)

Self hatred can be a very powerful motivator I've found

>>81331635
Please describe her body hair in great detail.

>>81332232

It depends. The first date I ever had with her was around ten years ago, we saw each other for a few months and then it was another year or two before I reconnected with her and we started our semi-regular thing.

In the times I've been with her she's been totally clean shaven, there's been times when she wasn't shaving her armpits, there's been times when she's kept a landing strip, other times when she's had a bit of a bush.

Her body changes a lot, too, sometimes she's close to being skinnyfat, other times she's very toned.

>>81332300
What about arms, nipples, and toes?

>>81332329

She has a normal amount of arm hair unless she has none. Normal hairless nipples. Normal toes.

I'm not a foot enthusiast, I wouldn't know what you're looking for specifically. She usually wears socks anyway.

>>81332377
>Normal hairless nipples.
That's not normal.

>>81331635
Is she a good fuck? Describe her in bed.

I got an answer from Julianne Moore on Twitter once.

>>81331514
yeah, it's serbian. I'm a serb.

>>81329850
Same

I fuck Aiden Gillan daily. He makes me do anal so he doesn't get pregnant.

>>81332446

She's very interesting. She's usually up for anything, any position and any hole. There's times when she's more aggressive than others. She does a few odd things, she gives really weird hand jobs, and I always thinks she gets a kick out of surprising me in the middle of foreplay and saying "Oh, I'm on my period."

She's the best cowgirl fuck I've ever had. Not so much when it comes to other positions, though. It always seems like she suddenly doesn't know what to do.

>>81332422

My brother has no hair on his chest at all.

>>81332830
What does her asshole look like? Did you ever stick your tongue in it? Ever had dirty anal with her?

I invite foootball players to my parties on facebook. they neve reply though

>>81332928

It looks pink.
Yes.
And no, I've never fucked an actress who didn't use enemas, and I'd be willing to bet the ones I've met and didn't fuck also use them. It seems almost as ubiquitous as doing yoga.

>>81332377
>socks in bed
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww

>>81332770
You're a big guy

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>>81327762
Yes, still waiting for an answer

>>81332300
>there's been times when she wasn't shaving her armpits
WHAT, ELABORATE ON THIS NOW.

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Back when Milana was more an e-celeb we used to have a buyer of banter on Twitter, mostly the sp crew.

She was pretty chill, but got really pissed off when one guy found out her little sister's number and phoned her at home asking for nudes

>>81333042

I've never asked. I would assume she doesn't normally shave them or shaves them infrequently when she isn't working.

She's a very new age-y person, but that's in terms of actors, not regular people.

>>81333126
does she have any of the cool action figures refn gave her

how do you know her

how much cocaine does she use

>>81330251
More?

>>81333144
Maybe? She has a very big place, but I've never been in every room. Mostly she comes over to my apartment.

I met her through a friend in like 2007/2008, that friend set us up on a date because she thought we were both "odd fuckers".

None that I've ever seen. I've smoked pot with a bunch, ate shrooms once, and there's been times I've been around her and she was clearly on acid.

>>81333211
Next time, please ask her about Refn's powertowel.

>>81332988
You're a bro

>>81333126
>I've never asked.
I don't care, I just want to know how hairy they were, how big the hair patch is, how thick the distribution is, and how long the hair was.

>>81333035
I'm sure this is fake, but how the hell do you guys get these celebrities' phone numbers?

>>81333035
maybe if you actually said something like "Hi I am anon who really likes so and so about you and you were really great in so and so because the direction must have been thrilling to be a part of so and so" then maybe you would get a reply instead of just writing "Hey"

OMFG DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE...

>>81333334
If it comes up, sure. I don't like to ask actors specific questions about their work unless they clearly want to talk about it.

>>81333335
Thanks.

>>81333345
She's not a very hairy girl, it was just a normal sized female patch of armpit hair. She's not greek or anything.

>>81330421
>page not found

>>81333397
still works for me, you gotta be logged in tho

>>81333397
Works for me. You probably have to have a facebook account.

>>81333377
You're very boring and non-specific, so I don't believe any of this.

>>81333356
Thats not her phone number, it's a message sent to her on instagram

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>>81333413
>>81333412
I'm logged in on my fake grill account, she's got a number of friends too

>>81333428
Can you not disable private messages on instagram? I don't have one

>>81333438
oh lads its working now

>>81333427

That's okay. I don't know what specifics you want.
You can look up other times I've talked about this on the archive, these kinds of threads crop up every once and while.

>>81333455
You can send them but I don't think they receive them/they only receive messages from people they follow.

>>81333475

you can look up other times i made this shit up on the archive

lol at actually believing this dude

>>81333523

You're the one who wants nebulous specifics that are more specific than her asshole and armpits, so whatever.

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>>81330568
Kinda wish i didn't read that.

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>>81330421
>>81330568
>>81330973

I DM'd Alexandra Daddario on IG once offering to pay $10k or any amount she wants for her worn unwashed bra and panties. She saw the msg and didn't respond and blocked me. Only celeb interaction I've had

>>81333498
is that a privacy setting you can do?

I DM with a musician i'm friends with but she doesn't follow me (maybe one day)

>>81333672
Topkek

>>81333692
They can see even if they don't follow you (it says seen if they see it). Whether they even go through their inbox is something else.

>>81331943
Have you posted about Vinnie before or is this pasta?

>actual grown men made this thread

>>81333672
I feel like this would only be a fleeting moment, because eventually the smell is going to go away, right? You can't preserve it forever.

>>81331691
what lost show was it? and do you have the link

>>81333578
>damaged(4).png

you're the real download here

>>81333787
Well I asked if she could wear them for a few days and then send them in a zip-loc. Her essence would stay in it im sure. I would've taken good care

Even the most pitiable washed up celebrity has led a more fruitful life than the average /tv/ shitposter

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>mfw i'm one of suckupon's friends on instagram

>>81334218
For real?

How?

Share some pictures?

>>81333787
Still worth all the money in the world to get a single whiff of her delicious pusy!

>>81334246
got in early, never got deleted

no

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>>81329683
The only problem is her lazy eye.

>>81334218
Who?

the girl who played anya on buffy received some messages from anons telling her about cum tributes and she posted on twitter about how shocked she was kek

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>>81330568

>>81328129
>>/Reddit/

>>81330421
>>81330568
>>81330973
/r/madlads

>>81334271
That's only visible sometimes though.

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>>81330421
>>81330568
>>81330973

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>>81330421
holy shit her dad is based

I've met a couple of b/c-list british actors
I'm in semi-regular contact with one who's about to become pretty famous based on his next project

I found D&D's facebook accounts because i have a lot of mutual friends with all their friends. From there I found a bunch of other celebrity's accounts like Zach Braff and some others that I can't remember right now
They were pretty boring tbqh

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>>81327762
I've had an argument with Ricky Gervais on twitter once

I just said why is it that he only makes fun of Christianity and never Islam, he then responded claiming I was ignorant or some shit then retweeted me, got tons of shit for it

Also spoke to Dom Joly, he's an absolute cunt though, shame too because I loved Trigger Happy Tv

>>81334218
>friends on instagram
t-that's not how instagram works...

We could probably bait Patton Oswalt pretty easily since he killed his wife.

Kevin hart was performing near my house at uni and I asked if he wanted to come to my house party, asked him on instagram and he never replied

I've had meyhem lauren like a tweet of mine though

wish i had a famous girlfriend without being famous myself. would be cool to be her refuge from fame when it gets too overwhelming

>>81329594
more like rekdit lol

>>81334659
i think people have tried to bait patton a million times with his wife's death and it didn't work. he may have cried himself to sleep but he didn't respond to the bait. my favorite one was whoever photoshopped his dead wife in the new ghostbusters movie. that was savage

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>>81333882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou-vW42si7g

never did find it in english though

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Brendan Fraser followed me on insta but i didnt follow back. after a week or so he unfollowed, i hate those cunts who do that shit. if i didnt follow you at first when you followed me that means you dont have an interesting feed, geez!

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>>81330421
>>81330568
>>81330973

has she ever responded or at least "seen" any message?

>>81327762
no i dont bother, they get a billion people trying to get their attention online whenever they do make an appearance. plus i kinda find celebrity worship distasteful but at the same time theres a few i really do like.

>>81333672
What an ungrateful whore

>>81335600
no. as I've said, it probably goes straight to spam, that's how facebook made it
but still

>>81329973
Jeremy??

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I had a big argument with Lily Allen on myspace once. Went on for over an hour, she ended up deleting/reposting her post after she blocked me. I'd hate fuck the shit out of her

>>81335878
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

>>81333672
Brave lad. She eats souls be careful

>>81334428
>using a reddit meme that was originally a 4chan meme on 4chan

I'm an IRL friend of a GOT star

>>81336295
Unless you have stories about her pusy and/or feet no one cares

>>81334896
Patton is clearly gay. His wife was just an easy way for him to have kids.

>>81334540
ricky is such a fucking fedora

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>>81331757

What if it was a sexy cancer patient?

>>81334540
I had a similar experience with Graham Linehan. His basic responses are "lol x amount of followers" and doxxing anyone who shows him up for the twat he is.

>>81334308

kek, link please? I remember watching her youtube videos that got like 2000 views each

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>>81331688
>lily cade will never corner you in a bathroom with a strapon

>>81334428
Behind this post, lies rage. Heavily-concealed rage. The kind of rage that stems from being nobody. ALWAYS being a nobody.

You've met nobody famous. Famous people would avert eye-contact with you, should such a coincidence of meeting them take place. Your own NEIGHBOUR avoids eye-contact with you, every time you check the mail. You will die alone, and you know every single word of this is true.

>>81332569
Sorry

>>81338180
u okay bud?

>>81338270
It's nearly 3am, I can't get to sleep and I'm hungry

>Hart and her family are Christians. In an interview, she stated that they attend church every Sunday and pray every night and before every meal.[1]

>Hart has expressed her support for the Republican Party.[54] On November 5, 2012, the day before that year's Election Day, she sent out a tweet saying that she was endorsing Mitt Romney for president, which spurred backlash.[55][56] Her endorsement of Romney became a trending topic and gained Hart 15,000 new Twitter followers.[57] However, in addition to her mostly conservative views, she has also expressed support for increased gun control, marching in a Moms Demand Action demonstration in Brooklyn in May 2016.[58] On August 16, 2016, in the run up to that year's presidential election, she announced via Twitter that she had donated to Libertarian Party candidate Gary Johnson's campaign.[59] On August 28, 2016, she announced that she had joined Johnson's campaign as the Connecticut chairperson.[60]

Dropped

>>81338057
I'd like to rape all these easily offended condescending snowflakes. Just for funz

>>81331688
>pretend to be grill
>get loads of (You)'s

Pathetic. I remember when your kind didn't get faux attention. KYS.

>>81338505
I don't. Thirsty fucks exist everywhere since the beginning of the internet

Closest I've ever come was getting blocked by CM Punk on Twitter. He said something along the lines of "imagine how many times Donald Trump uses spellcheck" and I replied with "Imagine how many seconds your next fight will be" and then he blocked me within a few minutes.

>>81339453
Blocking is so gay and weak. Literally admitting defeat.

A place like 4chan gives a better education on these matters

>>81332422
It is for a woman you sick german bastard

>>81339621
>Literally admitting defeat.
>if your opponent completely dismisses your existence, you win

kek, that's not how it works.

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>>81330568
You're my kinda' guy.

>>81334540
Not that I don't doubt this cunt's behavior, but do you have screenshots or links?

>>81340109
He's not ''dismissing'' your existence if he's going to the act of blocking you. He's sheltering himself from the bad guy in a cowardly way.
Which is pretty fitting for the snowflakes of the social media age.

>>81339621
in an internet argument, and actually any argument if one side goes, "oh ya well lalalalallalla i can't hear you" and runs away, or blocks you whatever, i would say the other side wins by default.

the exception being if one person isn't arguing but just being intentionally annoying, but that's kind of subjective on where that line is. i would say if you tweet out an insult to someone like that, and someone insults you back(you should expect this) to just block them is pretty lame. He just wants to insult people with 0 repercussions, which is only possible in the safe space internet of late, certainly not in real life.

>>81340235
>He's not ''dismissing'' your existence if he's going to the act of blocking you.
That's exactly what blocking is.

But please, go through a bunch of mental gymnastics to explain how the person doing the blocking cares so much more than the retard trying to bait them.

How do random people get enough twitter followers to seem like they're worth interacting with/being added to a celebrity's followers list?

This should count. 5-6 years ago I would play a few games online and use a custom soundboard to fuck with people. People either loved it, hated it, or had no idea what was going on. Sometimes people wouldn't know it was a soundboard and argue with or trash talk me. One guy added me on steam and he had a private profile. He said he loved what I did, and whenever I was doing my thing he would join my games. He would send me games on steam to play with him, and sometimes he would tell me that he was having a friend play with us, or watch him play while they listened to me.

He would ask me questions about my life but he was pretty secretive about his. He would hint that he was rich and famous, and that I probably knew who he was. I figured he was probably a larper, but he was fun to play with and that's what mattered. Then one night he said he was drunk from a party with celebrities, and he kept asking me to guess who he was. I tossed out a few guesses and he kept saying "getting warmer" or "getting colder" and I had no idea what criteria he was using for those answers. Eventually he told me he was Chris Hardwick and he sent me an imgur link to a photo of Chris holding a sheet of paper with my name on it.

I immediately unfriended and blocked him.

>>81330421
Fuck, she is ugly

>>81340596
Is this copypasta?

>>81327762
no they are popular your only impulse should be to make them feel bad to the point of leaving.

Norm Macdonald retweets and personally thanks anyone who praises his book

Pretty funny when it happened to me since my twitter name is Jewbag McGreedbottom and he has like 700,000 followers

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>>81330421
>>81330568

>>81340235
>I-I-I-I have power over someone if they ignore me on the internet I s-s-swear I'm a b-b-big boy

>>81330421
>>81330568
you realize that you yourself singlehandedly justify all the feminist bullshit she says right?

>>81340816
you just assumed that poster is a male. thanks for singlehandedly justifying all the SJW shit leftists say

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>>81340855

>>81340884
>>81340855
>>81340816


yes, I'm a POC grill, I'm attacking emma because of her WHITE imperialistic feminism...

she doesn't know what real feminism is and she only does this for attention, she never had a single issue in her perfect little life, unlike us POC women who sufffer daily

>>81340967
same. power to the POC.

No, but I wrote Michael Biehn for a class project when I was in High School. It was returned unopened by his former agency.

>>81340315
>>81340764
Unfortunately your retardation doesn't allow to even simple points to get by.
Block me now, you're just the type

>>81340816
Taking this bait,

Not in any way does this guy(?)'s actions justify her or anyone espousing the venomous ideology of feminism as if it would have any value.

>>81334281
>Who?
kstew

bitch forego 7 of my requests in the last 4 years

i talk a lot with Charles de Lauzrika on twitter
he's a chill guy, comfy to talk to when it comes to home video releases

I wrote beurette salope to adele exarchopoulos and she responded with a heart and blocked me half a year ago I think

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>>81330568
G O D L I K E

>>81330568
>>81332569
Did you do this with any serbian celebs?

>>81331688

>"Haha what kind of faggot would turn down free sex
>google Lily Cade

oh god I'd scream rape too anon. i'm sorry for this tragedy

>>81341388
I don't know any serbian celebs, I don't even watch TV here stopped when I was like 15, I'm literally 24/7 on /tv/

Also I came about to her profile on some shitty blog about her totally randomly. It's not like I was searching for it or anything

All celebs have private accounts on everything like normal people do, you just gotta find them

>>81331688
fake and not gay

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>>81341030
LOL

YOU GOT FUCKING CLOWNED BRO

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No but Sam Hyde follows me on Twitter.

I get into arguments with Max Landis on twitter pretty often

>>81341454
can you fish out something on suck_upon insta and whatever? it's kstew

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>>81330421
>>81330568
>>81330973

>>81341437
Me too, and I love shorthair girls
This """girl""" looks like an imbred crack addict

>>81341565
well she has to aprove me first, then I would need to post a link in the comments and she would need to be stupid enough to click on it etc... so probably not

>>81338389
Don't worry there is a website were meanies like this are censored harder than an episode of Jeremy kyle.

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Some guy from here gave John Barrowman a rimjob off tindr once

>>81341533
you must be a transsexual then

>>81341736
try it, she's much hotter than watson

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>>81341815

>>81330421
>>81330568
Reminder this faggot is literally a polfag serbian who has bragged about harassing emma watson for years.

Unironically sad.

>>81343261
>has bragged about harassing emma watson for years.

desu I was actually harrassing her for years, that's a fucking achievement right there lmao

>>81330797
She writes, paints wants to direct, sings, plays instruments, likes fashion etc. She was doing charity long before the UN but yea she has broadened her horizons and does more than one thing like hermione sort of

>>81343358
Desu if you're that guy ik it mean nothing here but you should srop its kind of fucked up. Shes just a nornal person. What's fucked up is the legnth of what you've done to someone you don't even know from afar. Sort of cowardly and in bad taste. She has spoken about mens mental health and suicide. Even has championed her father, no need to be a dick

>>81343672
no she's a feminist cunt and that anon is doing a service to humanity. there should be more of him

>>81343672
t. Watson

>>81343672
t. worst Emma

>>81343752
>>81343754
>>81343760
T. Hivemind memers
Christ look how triggered you little fucks were I wasn't even trying to write bait. Cancer


>lelelele worst emma
Literal reddit stonefag robertsfag influx meme

>>81340709
I've noticed this too. He's a really good guy, I feel sorry for him. Like Rickles he never really found his niche on tv and has some legendary talkshow appearances.

Emma Stone gave my friend the herp on July 2015

>>81341835
Kek

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>>81340816
This. Why do you have zero self awareness?

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Back before you could get arrested for this shit, I called Stan Collymore (shitty race baiting brit ex footballer) a nigger on twitter and he RT'd it and I got shitloads of abuse for days.

>>81343261
>>81343672
>>81343984
Kill yourself, tumblr faggots

>>81344217
There's an emma watson hate tumblr where you can go to roastie

>>81344361
Trying to fit it that hard, huh?
You're nothing but a tumblr faggot crying for >le poor women

I was in line at a deli in NYC. I looked next to me, and saw someone who looked familiar.

>Hey were you the bus driver in Speed?
>yeah that was me.
>cool.. uh i Wish I had Sandra Bullocks hands on me.
>yeah man she's alright.

And then the black ladies behind the counter started yelling OH SHIT WEREN'T YOU IN ROOTS?!? YO THIS THE GUY FROM ROOTS.

I think... the difference in which we recognized this guy is telling of black/white media culture

>>81343672
True

icejjfish followed me on twitter

>>81330251
Holy fuck, get in there and snatch that pussy up before she starts looking like a tomato left out in the sun.

>>81345402
Well, he's some 20 years late for that. Now, only if the nigga's into grannies

>>81345488
>implying
She's got some years left in her desu senpai.

>>81334271
>I think it's really hot the way she looks left a lot

>>81345593
the girl thats fly with the wonky eye

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>>81330421
>>81330568
You're a hero anon

>>81343261
Shut the fuck up, pussy. He's given me some ideas, and I'm going to try my hand at reducing leftycuck actors/actresses to a blubbering wreck. Get fucked, cuck.

>>81341533
same

>>81346030
glad i could help

>>81330493

>>81330952

>>81331377
>>81331693

>>81340144
>>81341345
>>81343752

>>81344217
>>81344518
>>81345686
All me

>>81330568
sometimes this place is alright

>>81346642
Not true, I'm there too. As I'm sure there are many others

>>81336295
Story time!
Tell us!

>>81341533
hello frogtwitter comrade