What went wrong?

Sarah was fat

Reese was a generic meathead

John was lame

the script sucked

>obviously photoshopped boobs

>>81324990
I liked the movie up to the point they killed the Asian T-1000

why didnt they use emily blunt as sarah conners

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>>81325023
>Kyle asks the T-1000 "what day is it? what year?"
>the T-1000 fucking ANSWERS THE QUESTION instead of just killing him immediately

what the FUCK

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>>81325004
yeah but she still has some nice tits

They fell for the GoT meme

>>81324990
>Sarah was fat
Enjoy your 2d waifus faggot.

The John Connor plot was so stupid. I was embarrassed watching this movie.

You're just not going to get a better female action hero than Linda Hamilton and her hot sexy jaw.

You people seem to know this series well, so I'll ask here.


I haven't seen anything except T1 and T2.

What else is good? Or does it all suck?

>>81326442
It's all pretty bad. Sorry.

>>81326442
Terminator 3 is unnecessary and mediocre, but somewhat entertaining trash. The rest isn't worth anybody's time.

>>81324929

I dont know why, but Sarah Conner in T2 looks like an actual person I would know, or somebodys tough ass mom, and not some hollywood actress.

>>81326442
Just pretend T2 was the last movie and never watch the others. You'll be happier that way.

>>81326652
Same with Aliens really. Watch Alien and Aliens then forget they ever made any of the others.

>>81325412
Not really

>>81325416
Always the killer for movies now

T2 was the best, it's just was such an enjoyable film to watch.
The fucking bike scene was the tits

>>81326442
5/10 bait

Unlocked achievement: (YOU)

>>81325412
I love her

>>81324929
Too many brits who couldn't act american.

>>81325293
I agree. Looper should have gotten her the role.

>>81327793
This. They were no way near fat enough. Clarke did try though.

>>81324929
That's a seriously shitty photoshop on Clarke.

>>81324929

They cast an actress who wasn't up to the task because she's popular on Game of Plebs

Emilia Clarke is an untalented hambeast

>>81325412
>>81327776
Idiots.

>>81324929
they switched the gun

>>81327681
t. max pleb
Fuck that 'muh killer robot is now my best friend!' shite

>>81326442
I unironically enjoyed Salvation. I only saw it years after it came out and I'd somehow not heard the twist (which they put in the fucking trailer). It's a decently schlocky movie, but it's not on the level of the first 2 by any measure.

Most people tend to disagree with me when I say this though, so I don't know. Maybe it's actually crap and I just didn't notice.

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>>81324929
nothing

>>81328071

This. Anybody who doesn't prefer T1 should kill themselves

>>81328093
>he prefers the plot-less dialogue-less 90 minute chase scene
Well, at least there's tits.

>>81328078
i feel you bro. i liked it ironically

>>81325789
you're right, her grimaces are more annoying

>>81325004
don't care. we live in the era of alternative tits.

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>>81325412
>>81328083
Her face is exactly the same as Dick from Twin Peaks

>>81324929

If we're talking the movie, it was a failed attempt at a reboot. was ok to watch and giggle at its silliness but way too overblown with ideas that suffered from bad execution.

If we're talking Sarah Connor, nothing. Emilia Clarke is a literal goddess and pretty much perfect for the role, just like linda hamilton was. God damn she's beautiful and charismatic.

>>81328078
i wish they had continued with the post-skynet universe

instead we get a fucking t3 part 2

>>81328693
>i wish they had continued with the post-skynet universe

same man, i've have loved to have seen a whole film dedicated to the war, fucking huge battles between man and machine, infiltrators and shit

>>81325789
Her face is doughy as fuck

To be fair though, everything looks fat compared to T2 Sarah Connor.

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movies today are a fucking joke compared to the old days. look at how fucking raw sarah looks on the right. then on the left its some typical whore instagram vlogger inserted.

>trying to expand the universe on a series that already makes no sense

Like the terminators would just go back to 10,000 years ago and build factories.

I still like the ending of T3.

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>>81324929
>What went wrong?

T2 had this level of effort put into it:
http://www.jamescamerononline.com/T2Complexity.htm

Genysis had this level of effort put into it:
>use generic blockbuster template
>paste in Terminator nods
>use budget on this weeks popular actress
>use remaining budget on marketing team to get the kids interested

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Everything made after T2 just comes across like it was put together by people who know of Terminators cultural legacy, and they only watched the first two films while checking FB on their phones.

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>>81326442
>I haven't seen anything except T1 and T2.
>What else is good? Or does it all suck?

You're lucky, bro

>>81326568
Plastic surgery wasn't as common back then, actors looked human.

>>81329645

The music that plays over it was great. T3 had some surprisingly good music actually.

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>>81328617
Stupid chubby chaser.

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>>81325412
>she still has some nice tits

no lewd panty scenes

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>>81328083
>that realistic enthusiasm

>>81326442

I liked T3, though most people here will tell you it's garbage.

Do not watch anything after 3 under any circumstances and don't watch the tv show either.

>>81330094

I liked it too.

I mean, I also liked Genisys, but I can recognize the faults of both films.

T1 and T2 are far superior in almost every regard.

I still think T2 has some of the best VFX, even 26 years later.

>>81326442
T3 is not that bad.
Genisys isn't that bad either, but worse than T3.
Salvation is an irredeemable boring pile of shit.

>>81324929
>What went wrong?

Photoshop on the left
Nothing on the right, she perfectly fitted the role of a traumatized and paranoid mother after the events of ep1

>>81326442
this video is good summary of the latest movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe2Agl3bJAc

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>>81330094
>not liking terminator salvation
>not liking Bale's script being composed entirely of grunts
>not liking le 2 day old coyote
REEEEEEEE

>>81329835
the only image that looks bad is the bottom left and that HAS to be photoshop

>>81330525
>the only image that looks bad is the bottom left and that HAS to be photoshop

I have some bad news for you...
https://youtu.be/rGSxss7gWak?t=114

>>81329699
wew that was a pretty good read

>>81328239
Holyyy fuck.

>>81326442
T3 while bad on a whole had some really neat scenes and ideas. I liked the crane chase. I liked the ending scene with the nukes. The villain sucked and them killing off sarah off screen mega sucked. John should have lived a normal life and had kids and then had everything thrown out the window.

>>81328239
CANNOT
UNSEE

>>81329835
Jesus Christ

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>>81324929
Linda was a professional.

>>81328083
>trigger discipline
REEEEEEE

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>>81326399
>her hot sexy jaw
checked

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>>81331130
>tfw no qt fbb gf

>>81324929
grrrrll power happened
fuck this shit

>>81330697
It was about the same here, it felt like a real sequel except with more ham, compared to everything after. I recall Arnold looking out of shape seeing it in cinema, and thought he shouldn't do Terminator anymore.

T3 was alright and a bit underwhelming, James cameron really needs to come back.

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>>81331298
itkf

>>81329962
please tell me this is shooped

>>81328239
Ohhhhh my god

>>81326442
The Sarah Connor Chronicles are okay. That's about it.

>>81331413
>>81331298
>>81331289
Imagine if you had a fit gf that physically abused you!

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>>81331512
hhnnnnnng

>>81329605
"oh, but the time machine only has a limited range."

so? travel back as far as you can. start industrialization, make a time machine, travel back further, keep going until you meet Korg in 70,000 BC.

then kill him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdB136EFcg4

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>>81331426
It isn't. She's genuinely a fat pig.

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>>81331512
Imagine if you had a fit gf you could work out and live a healthy life with

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>>81331932
I want her to get drunk and hit me and then tell me how much she loves me

>>81326514
The chase scene with the crane truck is a legitimately great action set piece that was mostly practical.

>>81324929

>>What went wrong?

They kept making them after T2

>>81331932
Who is this semen demon?

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>>81332260
Yeon Woo Jhi

>>81332345
Wow she's built.

>>81324929
Nothing? The left looks fine

>people unironically think big muscled girls are attractive

wew

>>81332470
They are.

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>>81332396
And cute!

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>>81332470
>being this low test and insecure

>>81332526
MOAR

Any GOOD muscle porn

Because all I can ever seem to find is the really ugly dude looking ones doing retarded shit.

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>>81332470
t. beta dyel

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>>81332582
https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/pictures/yeon+woo+ji

>>81325412
We've all seen them and no she doesn't.

>>81332653
I will never stop fapping.

>>81326442
Salvation tried to take things in a different direction but it was a bad movie.

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>>81332591
Only in 2D form as far as I know.

>>81332591
Nah, the cute ones like in this thread don't do porn

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>>81332653
song a cute

>>81331289
Everyone else is cute..however this bitch here...

>>81324929
You mean Sarah in particular? Right one went through Asylum, left one enjoyed her life with good T-800.

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>>81332797
Ivana could break you in half

>>81332901
That doesn't make her cute.

>>81326514
>>81330697
>>81332074

Terminator 3 was the Rogue One of the Terminator franchise, a maddeningly inconsistent movie that was mostly OK at best and yet still contained some of the greatest moments in the entire series.

>>81332860
>Swn pin you down and force you to suck her 2" long steroid-enlarged clitoris

This is how I know for a fact that there is no God.

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>>81332912
4u

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>>81333011

>>81324929
Is there a single reason to watch the newest film?

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>tfw too big for highgarden

>>81331130
>>81331289
>>81331298
>>81331413
>>81331735
>>81331932
>>81332021
>>81332345
>>81332526
>>81332572
>>81332643
>>81332653
>>81332694
>>81332719
>>81332860
>>81332901
>>81333098
>>81333112
>>81333142
steroids

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>>81333156
>swn come back

jdimsa

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>>81333263
Damn shame

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>>81333257
they make girls better

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>>81324929
>tfw you'll never have your penis crushed by prime Linda Hamilton's kegel muscles

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>>81331802
>tfw no caveman vs. robot kino

>>81330613
That legit looks good.

Is it?

>>81333536
no

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>>81329835
>first E3 demo
>second E3 demo
>final release version

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>>81324929
Is the left photoshopped or did they spend hours to find an angle where she doesn't look like someone who has never run a km or lifted a dumbbell in their life?

>>81329605
>>81331802
Let's just assume that Skynet is just a dumb computer, and literally doesn't realize the time machines can be used for other things than a way to kill Connor before it became too late. Like maybe the T-800's are already better AI than Skynet who's a 90's supercomputer.