is Drive considered kino around here?

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superior refn movie coming through

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that image you're posting........................was made here......................

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how do i learn to drive

>>81324643
Drive is better tho

ITT: Movies /tv/ tricked you into watching

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>watch Song to Song
>there are scenes where Goose puts a toothpick in his mouth
Did Terry spend so many years in post-production because he was shitposting on /tv/?

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>>81324730
vroom vroom drive

>>81324719
I admit I got tricked into wasting my time watching Only God Forgives. My god that movie was such a shitshow.

Atleast I enjoyed Drive

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hi im drive

does anyone have the greentext where the guy fucks his sister's friend by acting as the driver?

Always a good chuckle

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>>81325007
No but I have this

>>81325007
I miss driveposting here in /tv/ and /r9k/. Those greentexts destroyed my sides

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>>81324624

>>81325094
was pretty good till the end.
>no CD player I have to hum "A real hero" as i drive.
topkek

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>>81325094
>Why do you have your hand on the stick, this is an automatic

>>81324969
Hallo ich bin Farter

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>>81325007
I have this one tho

I DONT EAT I DONT SLEEP

I DO NOTHING BUT POST "FOR YOU"

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>>81325338
>>81325353

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>>81325305
>>81325363
>>81325094
saved

only thing drive related i could find in my folder.

>be 23 years old
>at Halloween party
>wearing scorpion jacket and leather gloves
>everyone's dancing, getting drunk while I stand silently in the corner
>every girl there is drawn into the aura of mystery I exude
>nod at the girls and step outside
>silently watch the party from the outside
>drunk 7.5/10 comes outside
>smiles at me, I nod and flash a half-smile
>asks for a smoke
>offer her a toothpick instead
>"Umm....thanks"
>Ask her what her name is
>"Cassidy, you?"
>Break eye contact and stare intensely into the distance
>Her boyfriend comes outside and lights a cigarette for her
>Hear her tell him she wants to leave
>He's too fucked to take her home
>This is my chance
>Boyfriend leaves
>Turn to her and say, "so you need a ride?"
>"Uh, yeah"
>"I drive"
>"Great, you think you could drop me at my place?"
>Silently nod
>"Thanks, you're a lifesaver"
>Start walking down the driveway with her
>"So, where's your car parked?"
>realize I don't have a car
>realize I can't even drive
>realize I caught the bus to the party
>silently panic
>look around, trying to find an escape route
>She keeps asking where my car is
>"I don't feel like driving tonight"
>"Why not?"
>"I just cleaned my car, and uh...my hands are a little dirty"
>"But you're wearing gloves"
>Fuck
>continue walking silently
>fidget in my pockets for another toothpick
>realize I spent my bus money on my last box of toothpicks
>"where is your car!"
>Need to get out of here
>Walk to the bus stop
>Fuck it, here goes nothing
>Start playing Drive soundtrack on my phone
>Lean in for the kiss
>"WHAT THE FUCK?"
>Pushes me away
>Panic and shove her to the ground
>Go through her purse for bus money, and find it
>She's getting up
>One thing is left to be done
>Go to curb stomp her so no one ever finds out
>Had too much to drink
>Awkwardly trip and fall flat on her neck
>Hear a snapping sound
>Quickly hide her body behind the bus stop and board the bus
>Real hero and a real human bean

>>81324624

Nah it's more like cringecore now

>>81324624
Someone please post the one where anon kidnaps a girl just so he can get out of the situation.

>>81325457

i wish this was real

>>81325679
upvoted

>>81324643
The second half wasn't enjoyable